Previous thread:>>42628850Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
Very wise of the mod, Nonny. Very wise indeed!
>>42645493a ton of other threads died last night too
>>42645525Sliders need to go ride a slide
>>42645883I always figured Pinkie would be Mabel for obvious reasons
>>42646024I'm sure that's a reasonable take, I never watched gravity falls so I can't say for certain.
>AJ got into the espresso again
>>42648025Toplel
>>42645403>tfw no cosmic horror Ponk to bite my arm off, drag me into a storm drain and eat mewhy even live
>>42648197Five roombas? That's a lot of paperwork for the Foundation.
>The CMCs got into Anon's war trophies>This will be disastrous for the cutie mark economy>captha:KSP0J>KSP
>>42649919Indoctrination theory.
>>42650021Yeah, the one downside about magic horsey land no one talks about is that it's all one giant cult dedicated to the alicorns. (This is why they ruin everything.)
>>42649919"What are bananas?"
>>42650178"botanically berries"
prebed dash
>>42650294Tinnitus is a bitch can't sleep without fan
>>42650787same but not for tinnitus
>>42652013
Going to the store with Twigglesworth
>>42652844she's gonna say the Z-word!
>>42652086> POV: Starlight Glimmer accidentally kicked a rock while time traveling.
>>42652919ZIMBABWE
>>42654374Oh lawd she coming
>>42655384Derpy is playing Minecraft before the other ponies even have PCs
>>42655810The famous sister of Pinkie Pie, Catseye Cobbler
pre bed butter
>>42656249Butter is allowed in the bed as long as she doesn't bring toast
>>42657749Little shit trying to sway me with he cutness
>>42656705Tax office
Perfect height for headresting
>>42659675I love this
>>42659675Actually wait, if some bug that feeds on romantic love was getting fed from my baby I'd be making the same face as Cadance
>>42660604It's never specified in the show.
>>42659621She's literally me.
>>42661584I would be psychically incapable of stopping myself from laughing maniacally due to the sheer ridiculousness and absurdity of the situation.
I hardly post trixie and I need to remedy that 'cause she do be a cute sometimes.
>>42662334Truly a great and powerful ass she has. A plot to rival the Muffin.
Just beat MM for spookymonth
>>42662816Wow I'm retarded I only looked at the thumbnail and assumed the CMCs were dressed like Link
Pre bed car pile
>>42663848ote
>SCP 1314 minus 1>Object class: Euclid>REDACTED, PLEASE INPUT SNOWPITY VERIFICATION>...>CONFIRMED>THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT IS A KNOWN PSYCHOHAZARD AND MEMETIC AGENT, PLEASE INPUT MEMETIC AGENT INOCULATION DATA>...>CONFIRMED>Continue:>Description:>SCP 1314 minus 1, or SCP 1313 as it'll be referred to henceforth, is a memetic agent capable of spreading through written text.>Ponies that see the characters 1313 used in a cutesy way will find themselves unable to stop wriggling their eyebrows for hours at a time, stopping only due to muscle fatigue.>First instance of SCP 1313 was identified on the forbidden book "The Ponynomicon, 100 PARTY TRICKS FOR FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS!!!!", discovered accidentally by the Cutie M[REDACTED].>Of note is that the pony who first writes the 1313 character is immune to their own instance of SCP 1313.>Containment Procedure:>Due to its specific trigger condition being the use of the numbers 1313 in a cutesy way, stopping ponies from doing so is enough. Inter-city letter delivery must pass through an automated SCP 1313 detector, and affected letters must be magically modified by inoculated personnel to remove the numbers.>Infected ponies may be given temporary relief by administration of a paralytic ointment on their eyebrows (side effects of being unable to blink are known and to be expected).>Beer-class amnestics are enough to erase the memory of the memetic agent.>Notice: Log name changed from SCP 1313 to SCP 1314 minus 1 after it was discovered that recovered patients now always saw the numbers 1313 as cutesy, unless properly inoculated.>Notice 2: The anomalous properties of the 1313 characters can be triggered by conjunction with a more cutesy non-anomalous set of characters, such as "1313 :3". This property has been weaponized by Group of Interest "Marebrow Wiggles are HOT" and used in several terrorist attacks on canterlot walls, area wide Beer-class amnestics deployers have been installed in critical areas.>Notice 3 hey is thsi thing on hey hlelo there this is one of the many anonfillies from that one group you menioned i heard you guys got the marebrow wiggles can i get a video we like that thing its hot like unf i love me some marebrow wiggles man i'm over here wriggling my eyebrows i got lotion on my eyebrows right now i'm just wriggling my eyebrows i'm eyebrowy as buck mare i'm a freak mare tell my ziga twily sparkl that i'll be waiting for here marebrow wiggles tonite unf that purple flank and purple eyebrows make me UNF>Notice 4: Despite several attempts at removing Notice 3, it has been anomalously anchored to this document, O5-1 TS has been notified.>Notice 5: Immediately after notification, O5-1 TS blushed as red as a tomato and had an instance of SCP-533 (Steam bursting from her ears).
>>42645403>"Want a balloon, Anon? They all float down here!""Pinkie, all balloons float">"..."
>>42664525Kek but what does 1313 have to do with eyebrow wiggles?
>We have tested extensively>Despite all lack of visible mechanism or alterations>Water just tastes better from a hose
>>42664870it's an emote in the more uwu-centric internet that means a flirty eyebrow wiggle
>GENERAL ALERT>Do not squeeze the boobies>While they do indeed make the human go honk, they invite slapping>If you want pillows, pretending to be a cat has the highest rate of success
>>42666950Luna riding her husband with their daughter in the distance
pre bed filly derp
>>42667649That's not a filly that's clearly a clothes moth
Boop
Ornery fillies get put in the carry handle vest
>>42670811Of course, because pony have soft buns
>>42671134>Wakes up in Canterlot>"Well where the hell was I gonna go? Detrot?"
>>42671217The filly looks slightly displeased
>>42670811Looks like Anon teaching her how to fly.
>>42672582Dashie NO
>>42673975Catpone
>>42674523Kidz Bop 37: Fillies Wit Attitude
>SCP-512: The Sneezebags>Object Class: Safe>Containment procedure:SCP-512 must be kept within O5-2 - Anonymous' basement. O5-2 is allowed free access to SCP-512 with the intent to scoop up small portions of SCP-512's contents for personal use.>Description:>SCP-512 are two an extra large cloth bag filled, one small black pellets, hereto referred as SCP-512-1, and one filled with fine black powder.>SCP-512 measures 1.2 Celestias tall, and 2 celestias wide and long, while SCP-512-1 are all regularly shaped spheroids, measuring around 1 cherry pit in all dimensions(1).>Through use of a specialized device (SCP-512-2), the black pellets can be ground into either a chunky powder or an extra fine powder, identical in composition to the fine powder in the other bag. According to O5-2, these are two different states of the compound known as "Pepper".>Ponies are advised to NOT inhale these powders, lest they find themselves unable to stop sneezing (see Incident Report)>Careful dosage of SCP-512-1 has been shown to reduce Alpha and Beta tier tummyaches to the more manageable Delta tier, which can be relieved with basic first aid magic.>Anomalous anti-Plague effects have been identified as well, with D-class test subjects that were previously exposed to The Plague(2) presenting an accelerated recovery process after consumption of SCP-512-1.>Dosage on salads and assorted foodstuffs must be done by a trained professional (currently only O5-2 Anonymous applies). Excessive consumption of SCP-512's powder will cause the [REDACTED].>An experimental agricultural project was suggested by O5-2 and approved by Head of Botany Applejack. Small scale "pepper" farming has been undergoing, with surprisingly good results. A request by Head of Security Rainbow Dash to start development of weaponized "pepper" sprayers for riot control was approved but hasn't seen fruit yet.>Incident Report:>Soon after discovery of SCP-512, field agent and close friend of O5-2, Pinkamena "Pinkie" Pie, meandered into Anon's basement, upon which she discovered the bags, opened the powder one curiously and accidentally inhaled the powder.>This caused agent Pinkamena to sneeze and instinctively breathe in again, which led to a Class 4 Sneeze-feedback stopped only by O5-2's direct intervention. (3).>Agent Pinkamena may not enter O5-2's basement anymore, under threat of Ethanol-class Amnestics as punishment (as requested by O5-2).>(1): It's two 50 kilo bags of black pepper, one finely grounded, one regular, will probably last until I die of old age. -Anon>(2): I.e: A cold, the common cold. It's the plague here. -Anon>(3): Apparently black pepper is to ponies what tear gas is to us, gotta be careful with this. Love me some pepper though. -Anon
>>42675629KEK
>>42675629>Somepony snuck SCP-512 into Twilight's kitchen>But who would try to assneezeinate Sporkle Porkle?
>>42676377I can't- if I get you any higher I'd be throwing you
>>42676913she's a pegasus so she'd probably enjoy that.
>>42677492But throwing ponies is a form of assaultAre you saying it's sometimes good to break the law??????>This will have disastrous effects on the pony political landscape
>>42677593I mean if they ask and they enjoy it would it really be assault? the law breaking part would be if it was against their will.
pre bed boop
>Celestia trying to read an 8th grade scroll>Why did she send the only high school reader to Ponyville?
>>42681026When Anon was offered a crushed pelvis, his expectations were not in line with reality
>>42681660I'm imagining Rarity as a witch, doing laundry in a giant cauldron with bespoke scents. I bet ponies would take detergent scents super seriously.
>>42682396Why do they have dolls of themselves? Where did they come from?
pre bed mlem
Spike has developed an unstoppable anti-pony attack. Who will stop his reign of scritches?
>>42685357I'm petting mine down to the bone!
>>42685357would vigorously
>>42685995Delivering her lunch I see
>>42686618Become ungovernable
pre bed
>>42688899dubs confirm she may go at ver hihg sped
>>42690762Yes you are
>>42688609Just a stallion and his giant mare.
>>42692014>giant mare
>>4269311510/10, would marry, be the dad that stepped up and plap Derpy full of mutant satyrs
>>42694105>SCP-++++1>Containment Class: Thaumiel>Special Containment Protocols:>SCP-+1 is to be distributed as needed>Description:>It's uppies, I dunno(1)>1. Heck you MEAN "you dunno"? This is a professional document!(2)>2. I dunno, just not feeling it.(3)>3. Would an uppy help?(4)>4. Maybe.(5)>5. Report to your nearest large grabby thing at once, doctor's orders.(6)>6. Instructions unclear, now I'm stuck playing checkers with that big red dragon. Zest for life has returned, though.
pre bed moona
>>42694613If only Celestia had mooncakes back then, history would've gone drastically different
Pre bedloon ride
>>42690781KekI can't help but hear this in GLaDOS' voice.>You're a silly pony that made me a giggle-fest!
>>42695462
>>42695835
>>42696615Pondering the orb from inside the orb
>>42697294LEWD
>>42698074Foals these days need to stop with the lewd and start drinking some brewd- tea that is.
>tfw ponies are so easily impressed you can't even buy them lunch without them swooning
>>42702732Mares who commit uppy violations will be sentenced to uppies
Where does she keep getting these
>>42700137>>42699434>>42699032Twiggie. lmao
>>42703707Anon has figured out how to build a computer with equestrian technology just so he could provide Derpy with unlimited computers.
>>42705078Royal Guard standing at parade mlem (c. 1002, colorized)
>>42705675Mlemble Pie
>>42703707the windows 11 e-waste apocalypse
>>42706990Haburgr
>>42662908Why are there red car lights in the back window? Is anon driving... IN THE OPPOSITE TRAFFIC LANE?!
>>42707257Dash wanted fast and red goes faster, them's the rules
>>42707751Twily NO
>>42707782thats candy ass
>>42707844Sorry, force of habit. I see a pony with a powerful aura and a book I assume twilynanners
>>42708739>Anon's Journal Day 254>I have successfully convinced Twilight that raspberries are an acceptable greeting for royalty
>>42708799Holy dubs confirm
>>42709645Kidanon getting in trouble for messing with a dollhouse that's actually a house for teenypones
>>42710427What the fuck is that balloon made of? It's tougher than a building!
>>42711749I wish I had fillies to carry like footballs
>>42712247>Eating off the ground
>>42712306Well I mean she's technically eating the ground.
>>42661584
>>42712657>Anon tells Pinkie his sides are in orbit>Now she refuses to tell jokes for fear of banishing things to the moon>Friendship problems ensue
>>42712626eating the ground off the ground
>>42712626Grass is made of grass, not dirt
>>42713272A shoe-nicorn
>>42713608Apple Bloom, you can't eat all those cookies!
That's what she gets for digging through my cabinet
>>42716019>Cadance could not handle the smoked paprika
>Pinkie Pie you can't play baseball you can't even hold the bat right
>>427155742000 miles? Either she doesn't fear bedtime or she made that trip in one afternoon, and I don't like either possibility.
>>42716922Do not underestimate the power of a liddle shid.
>>42717440Oh my, someone left this unbooped snootle out here
>>42717623Do not boop that snoot, she needs it to navigate
>>42717708So you're saying I gotta lead her by the nose?
>>42717708I would smooch that snoot
pre bed butters
>>42717872
>>42718512Qtqtqt
>>42718512Treasure trove in the cove
>>42719869Kindersurgery is a terrifying idea- they don't even have Operation to practice with
>>42721216Catering for Luna
>>42719910Depends on what version in kinderquestria you're in.
>"We don't normally wear clothes."
>>42722009
>mlem
>>42722932A mlemon, even>>42723360How would ponies react to gamebooks?
>>42723429amazement most likely
Yeah I could go for some go-gurt
pre-grocery boop
>>42714076im so fucking high and stupid right now what is this called when they stick out tongue and do the fart noise with it. its so adorable and i want more
>>42724104its called blowing a raspberry anon
