>Get resurrected in Equestria just to get lost in the Everfree Forest and get abducted and eaten by cannibal tribesponies
>>42685985>all stallionsNOOOOO, AT LEAST LET ME BE EATEN BY MAAARES
>>42685985Earthpony type shit
>>42685985Nah I'd make friends with them
>>42686609fucking mudponies amiright?
>>42685985All they wanted was years of unrelenting heat.
>>42685985If they're cannibals, that means they eat other ponies. Therefore, I wouldn't get eaten.
>>42686781Cannibals still eat other things besides their own. They’d see you as a big animal sacrifice
>>42686781dumb retard award: given to you for having the low iq to not realise they eat any kind of flesh