>"Well, the anni's over. I wonder what's on the /mlp/ today"*click*
>>42715115I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash*click*
>"There you are... Coward."*click*
>>42715115>N Y X>Y>X*click*
:i.think.ponyville.sucks:*click*
>spike sent the the fucking thread to celestia>now she's going to read FUCKING ALL OF IT and see every last inch of "I WANT TO CUM INSIDE [pony Celestia knows]" and "I THINK I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF"GOOD FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE
>>42715944*click*>IT'S A SWEET LIFE*click*
>>42715937Surf’s up Bailey!*click*
*click*"-trouble losing weight? Find out how this mare burned 6 trillion callories with this one simple trick! CALL NOW: 14-88-*click*
>>42715944Pottery.
*click*>"- but doesnt analogy itself presuppose a univocal bridge? If every lumen is refracted through participation, the ascent of the intellect is not imitation, but resonance. A harmonic theology where essense and esse converge in comprehension.">"Resonance is metaphor. To conflate act and potency is to confuse the created intellect's finite species with the infinite act of subsistent being, equina magistrata.">"And yet, Master Aquinas, perhaps subsistent being invites that very confusion, as an act of love that wills is own intelligibility beyond proportion. What is revelation but the divine risking contradiction in order to be known?">"The divine risks not contradiction, o tiny horse, for contradiction belongs to privation rather than plenitude. Revelation itself-"*CLICK*
>>42715944*click*>"Anniversary Stream Event Thread? What did Spike send me this time-">scrolls.wav*click*
hai anni channel :3
*click*>HI ANON!>I HIJACKED YOUR TRANSMISSION!*click*
>"... and as the job market worsens and housing costs increase, Anons spend more time indoors. Forced to interact with their closest family members. This gives rise to the two archetypal webcomic female characters: The pornstar and the mother. One side, a happy-go-lucky dream manic pixie girl who loves sex, videogames and spending time with (you), and the other, a more down-to-earth, generally-grumpy archetype that deep down loves Anon, but has a hard time expressing it. Often scolding him, acting cold, aloof, dismissive and even aggressive. This is why fandom economists expect a sharp rise in fanarts of characters such as Limest-"*click*
*click*>And that's how Twilight's heroic feats was retconned.>Anyway I want to breed Cadance and give her more bab-*click*What the fuck was that?
>>42715115*click*And now I just need to upload this thread to kill the anni-*click
>>42716078>Your waifu will never argue theology with Thomas AquinasWhy even live bro?
*click*>"SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA!">"Oh baby when you talk like that! You make a woman go m-"*click*
>>42716157I dunno man, I think my waifu would be speaking to him, not with him.
*click*>"This life is amazing... When you greet it with open hooves...""Fluttershy...?">"Whatever we face... We'll be fine if we're leading from the heart..."*click*
>>42716266Get in the water!
*CLICK*FUCK YOU*CLICK*
>>42716291DROWN IN YOUR SORROW AND FEARS. CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR TEARS. BLEED 'TIL YOU'VE RUN OUT OF YEARS. WE. MUST. DO WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE!
*click* SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDERWHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALEBREAK YOUR BACK AND CRACK YOUR OARS MENIF YOU WISH TO PREVAILTHIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT COMPELS MEHARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKYAIM DIRECTLY FOR IT'S CROOKED BROWAND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE*click*
*click*...*click*
>Kill Barbaraniggers. Behead Barbaraniggers. Roundhouse kick-*click*
>>42716384rent free + obsessed
*click*>"No believe me, I get it. You think I'm hot, all wet and melting beneath your hooves. You wanna plap."*click*
*click*...EiGhT MoRe DaYs...*click*
*click*>This is so amazing! You're my favorite monkey ever!*click*
>>42716078>Equestria's own Thomas Equinas slaving away in some fuckoff monastery in Ponitalia arguing the nature of divinity just for the first immortal actual-god-horse alicorn to fly in for no real reason and take over the kingdom for the next several millennia
*Click*>"... threat of potential invasions to Cloudsdale by Earth Ponies using advanced new technology worries Pegasus authorities who have already requested an emergency meeting with Princess Celestia to-"*Click*
*click*>"I'm sorry, Miss Great and Powerful, but this is a no-hooves place."*click*
*click*EZ FEET*click*
*click*>my name is luna>im an artist im a performance artist*click*
*click*>FUCK YOU BALTIMARE!!*click*
*click*>Citizens of Canterlot are preparing to evacuate if Celestia's ass gets any bigger.*click*
*click*>After the 57th time I couldn't feel my legs any more, but they still didn't stop>Every night... I can feel them...*click*
>>42717594
*click**cartoon funny walk noise**click*
*click*>IM BACK IM BACK IM BACK>IM HOOFLER>IM BACK IM BACK IM BACK>IM HOOFLER>IM BACK IM BACK IM BACK>IM HOOFLER>IM BACK IM BACK IM BACK>IM HOOFLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR*static**click*
*click*>动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Luna 六四天安門事件 The Anonymous Square masacre of 2013 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Solar Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Marexist Cultural Revolution 人權 Equine Rights 民運 Snowpitization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Sunbu-...*click*
*click*>And here we the majestic Hippogriff in its natural habitat...*click*
*click*In others news, the Kirin village burnt down due to an argument... again*click*
*click*>"I THINK THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE SUCKS."*click*
*click*Do the pony ony ony!*click*
>>42718117Not a g5 fan but I'll give this a pass cuz that's cute as hell
*click*>SLUT 4 SALE!>YOU GET YOUR SLUTTY FILLY NOW, AND GET MEANS TO SEW HER CUTE DRESSES ABSOLUTELY FREE!>DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS "HOT" OFFER, CALL RARITY ON NUMBER...*click*
*click*>"I don't care how many times I have to say it I wasn't doing anything inappropriate with those fillies.">"It was all normal and natural" *cut to static**click*
>>42715115>It's really quite odd darling, I opened the box and now I can't get that horrible taste of metal out of my mouth. Though the discomfort is worth it, these black rocks should look dashing in my new li-*click*
>>42717951SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THAT REUEST I GAVE UP ON ASKING FOR!??!?!IT LOOKS SO GOOD WTFTHANK YOU FOR POSTING IT ANON:DDDDDDDDDDDD
*click*>"Remember >no hooves">*gunfire and screaming teenagers are heard in the distance**click*
*click*>the taking of Tylenol during pregnancy may result in your filly or foal developing autism later in life. If this has happened, you may be entitled to financial compensati-*click*
*click*>Trixie did not sell those fireworks to Pinkie*click*
*click*>"Yes, I did fuck that mute hunk. What? Should I pretend he didn't enjoy holding onto my wings as he plowed my fertile strawberry-scented pussy? It was all worth it not just to inherit the Apples' orchard, but also to wipe that stupid grin from his sister's face."*click*
*click*>glug glug glug glug glug*click*
*click*>it is estimated that the victim, Fluttershy, will require at minimum 40 different surgeries to save her life. With another 60 cosmetic surgeries expected to-*click*
*click*>MAY I.... STAND UNSHAKEN...>AMIDST... AMIDST A CRASH OF WOOOORRRLLLDSS...*click*
*click*>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*click*
*click*>LOCK UP YA DAUGHTERS AND HORSES>OF COURSE IT'S HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS*click*
*click*>In the sweltering summer of 2025, an unsuspecting teenager is in the wrong place, in the wrong time, and about to be victim of one of the most brutal rape cases ever seen this century>This is the true story, of Flash Sentry*click*
*clink*>"HI, PRINCESS LUNA HERE—"*clink*
*click*>"(I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure lightning doesn't work like that. Then again, I keep forgetting I'm in a land full of magical talking ponies who can manually change weather...)"*click*
*click*>...>...>The hairless ape isn't doing anything Luna>...>...*static**click*
*click*>*stabbing noises*>*sobbing**click*
*click*>BREAKING: President Donald Trump to send 340 Tons of Obsidian to Ponyville*click*
*click*>"... growing concern over clickbaity videos on the internet that are disparging the citizens of Equestria who have had connections with the newly appointed Princess Twilight Spa-"*click*
*click*>The mares are back in town~>The mares are back in town~ *click*
*click*>-my resignation as President of these United States so that Sugar Grape can take over. You need to vote for her, she is the best pony, it's true. Also vote for her in this Year's Miss /mlp/ 202-*click*
*click*>"The latest-"*CLICK*
>>42718213kek nice one
>>42718040its always the stupidest shit that makes me burst out laughing
*click*>What would happen if I bump this thread?">It would be extremely painful>You're a big mare>UUUU*click*
*click*>Carlos!*click*
*click*>"I watched with pride as you grew into a mare... Of friendship."*click*
*click*>AND THIS, MY PUPIL... IS TO JOB EVEN FURTHER BEYOND*click*
*click*>Hoofy Nair for cash dot com, hoofy nair for cash>If you bling us you hoofy nair, we'rr give you some cash*click*.
>>42719919*click*>TO KILL YOU!*click*
>>42718213>Goiania, 1987
*click*>Despite the backlash to her words, the earth pony remains completely unrepentant>Local zebra community has issued protests, and was met with gunf-*zzzrt**click*
*click*>pic related*click*
*click*>"Stinky Winky Monkey-Wonkey!"*click*
*click*>These disturbed individuals often spend time performing rituals such as-*click*
*click*>-inky what have you done! Anon's dead!*click*
*click*>It's a game of waitin' (Hey, hey!)>Anticipatin' (Hey, hey!)*click*
