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>>42716041
>Celestia gets hit in the face with the anni thread by surprise and immediately jobs

>>42716482
Celestia wouldn't job against 39,234 pieces of paper.

>>42716490
What if its 1 single thicc scroll

>>42716490
Could you tank a textbook to the head, anon?

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>>42717238
I hit a girl over the head with a textbook in middle school and she didn't die.

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>>42717247
Hahaa anon you always tell the funniest jokes

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>>42717255
It wasn't a joke.
I actually did this.

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>>42717264
I know a teacher who threw a heavy math textbook at a student. He was arrested for it!

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>>42717307
Well I didn't get in trouble for it. Nobody believed her when she snitched because I "was a nice guy".

>>42717247
but... why?

>>42717337
So...how big of a cunt was she?

>>42717247
>she didn't die.
unfortunate

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>>42717842
She was a bitch and she pissed me off that day so I bopped her in the head with a textbook.
She started bothering me and doing that woman thing where she said she would never date me even though I literally never asked or cared about her.
I told her I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill and that pissed her off, so she slammed my locker shut while I was putting my stuff away.
So I clobbered her in the head.
>>42717869
Massive. She just had a problem with me for some reason even though I never spoke to her.

>>42717897
>hit her over the head with a textbook and she didn't die
The important question though is, did she job?