>lost his girlfriend>lost his pony waifu>fumbled with Human Twilight>cucked by Timber Spruce>gets pitied by Derpy>loses Derpy to Bulk Biceps>gets the Brendan Fraser JUST haircut>abandoned to the background for 99% of the EqG specials and shorts>writers give him a woman empowerment song>last time we see him he's desparate for attention from Sunset>he gets ignored and hit by snowballs>got raped 89 times by Ariaare you finally ready to forgive him /mlp/? has he suffered enough?
>>42721801Flash not only was love interest to main character, he also represented the start of FiM's sloppification and cheap storytelling in later seasons/installments as the male lead in a generic highschool drama spinoff.
>>42721894That's right. He deserves everything he gets.
>>42721801I want Aria to rape me 89 times
>>42721801the rape will continue until moral improves
>>42721801>got raped 89 times by AriaExplain
>>42721949during the anniversary stream someone asked the bot how many times flash got anally raped by aria using the #riggeddubs command. the bot replied with the number 89.
>>42721949this is what happens when you miss the EqG blocks in the anni
>>42721801
>>42721801flash suffers from severe premature ejaculation, hence his character and his name reflects his condition.. sunset made sure to tell all other EQ girls and thus they avoided him.. but derpy in the right spirit tried him but was let down like the others... Princess Twilight needs to know as yet, as she was too busy to let him prematurely ejaculate on/near her to experience his failures..
>>42721801Im holding flash's corpse like Ivan the terrible holding his son right now.
>>42721801Why didn't they show him walking together with some background geek like Scribble Dee? It would be so wholesome
>>42722467we need a drawfag to make this a reality
>>42722467>10000 hours in mspaint
>>42721908I wonder how big her dick is
Missed opportunity for a tlou editI'd do it but I can't draw
>>42721801giwtwm
>>42722792on it
>>42722060>sleep through eqg blocks>miss the tranny pornOh no?
>>42723223fuckin kek
>>42721801He truly is /our/ guy
>>42723223my sides
>>42721801>>42723223To think I once hated him, despised him. All I can feel now is nothing but pity.Look how they massacred my boy.
>>42723223Looks like Shrek holding Donkey in low-res.
>>42721801>>42722952>I'd do it but I can't drawI can
>>42723223Holy fuck my sides!
>>42724079Based you're the best anon
>>42723223legendary image
>>42723223Now replace the blood with fish eggs
>>42724079LMAOOOOOOOOOOthis is amazing
>>42724812He truly became /ourguy/
Make sure to vote for him during Mr. /mlp/
It's not just over. It's JOEver.
Here's the thing about the 89 times thingThere's a 1 in 10 chance of getting a dubs, which means there's 9 in 10 chance of missingFor that thing to roll Flash getting anal penetrated 89 times, it would need to miss 88 times first.9 to the 88th power is 0.0000940461, or a 0.00940461% chance. That's 1 in 10633. Flash had 1 in over 10000 odds to roll that high and he still did it.His suffering is providence at this point.
>>42725043>Hangs out at mall food court alone>Guys at Sbarro's know him by nameimmersion too real
>>42725254that story hit me right in the feels.
>>42725284>Walks past all the closed businesses>Makes some allusions to his love life being like a closed, shuttered storeHow did we just forget about him like that and let him suffer
>>42723223>>42724079Please stop, you lot are killing me.
>>42725312He was BORN to suffer.
>>42725292>"The sound of the fountain lets me sob without anyone pestering me and asking me what's wrong."
>>42724079KEK
>>42724079beautiful
>>42724079holy based
>>42725312>our shitposting was so preoccupied with whether or not we could make him suffer that we didn't stop to consider if we should
>>42721801>Raped 89 times by AriaI wonder if he hates or loves caviar now
>>42721801No. He is an ayy and thus deserves to suffer eternally with the rest of them.Can someone smash the mirror already?
>>42723223>Green Skull holding Classical Greek Tragic Hero
>"Counting or not counting horsegirl violence?"
>>42726160kek
>>42723223KEK
>>42726160Fuck. Flash would be the type to try to wake up the masses to how mean horsegirls are.They don't just leave craters in the ground, they leave holes in your heart too.
>>42721801Why isn't Timber Spruce meme worthy like Flash Sentry?
>>42721896
>>42727905He was never interested in a ponygirl, he's only really into the alternate Twilight which most hoofcucks dismiss as not real anyway>>42727939Agreed
>>42727939Truer words have never been spoken
>>42727905I think its because no one in the fandom gives a fuck about him honestly.
>>42727939
>punched Twilight's V card>popped Sunset's cherry He's been to the top of the mountain twice. Do what you must, he has already won.
He had it all, and then he lost it all.
>>42727905The pedo stuff in the anni was pretty funny
>>42728096Fish semen stained hands typed this post
>>42723223>>42724079KINO
>>42728618kek
>>42728618There's got to be a way to make this into a single image with just one Flash and the Dazzlings closer to each other
>Flash before Futaria pushes for a 100
>>42727905He fucked a human girl, most normie shit ever.The only guys pissed off are the sci-twi fags, and even then they know she is a turboslut.
>mfw my funny /r/s for porn audio during the anni create a new meme on the board
why is lil bro glazing himself?
>>42727905the only time this guy gets a personality is when there's pedo jokes or he's getting shipped with Flash.
>>42725292>None of his bandmates hang out with him>His ex doesn't even want to friendzone himIf EQG has a higher age rating he would have probably an hero by now.
>>42730003>goes to the amusement park>rides the ferris wheel by himselfThere will never be an end to his suffering.
>>42730062:just: Brutal...
I hope pony Flash has a better life
>>42721801>got raped 89 times by AriaThis is a privilege however
>>42730242if you like it up the ass, yeah
>>42721801Man we ALL shit on him when he first popped up in EQG and even in what was it s4? When his pony version showed up.... honestly would of been cool if they let him and Sunset get back together or even someone else kind of blows he just got fucked over all around. Lost his mare wife we all can feel for that one...well never be able to be with our mare wives ...
>>42728115
>>42721801>got raped 89 times by Arialucky
>>42722836Well mermaids are apparently based off of manatees, which have an average penis size of 15 inches.So I'm gonna say 15 inches.
>>42730513Yeah
>>42731229>89 times>15 inchesit truly never ends for Flash
>"what kinda cut you want, man?">"just give me the "flash sentry".
>>42727905Debuted too late for anyone to care
>>42728115>>42730776kek
