>So what do you have planned alien? You gonna steal our mares to bring back to your evil technorganic, interestellar empire? Steal our resources to fuel your neverending machines of war and industrialization? I bet thats what you have planned. And you really thought you could get all my friends into letting their guard down.
>>42722542>glorp glorp
I dunno, I probably just wanna have sex and maybe build a life with somepony I love.>IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I IMAGINED.
Actually, no, I planned on switching life and putting my baking abilities to use here. I am no conqueror, but a refugee of my world.
>>42722602>You're trying to put the Cakes out of business!?
>>42722608Actually.. I was about to inquire on that 'need help' poster you had posted.
>>42722542>pinkie please leave me alone it's my day off...
>>42722610>WE DON'T NEED HELP. PROBABLY.
>>42722626Shall I demonstrate?
>>42722633>Am I really going to let myself be bribed by tasty treats?... yeah, probably.
And this it ended. Anon successfully fagging his way out of pinkie's interrogation. And probably innequestria slowly running his devious plot to court pinkie. What a fag.
>>42722656Absolutely devious stuff.
>>42722549I'm an invading alien. Do you really not expect me to try making hybrid offspring with the locals?
>>42722656giwtwm
>>42722542Shit. She knows.
Only a matter of time before Equestria sends its glowniggers to monitor you. How mad would you be?
>>42722542Anon, phone home.
>>42722542My people worship you as a goddess, oh Great Pink One. I have come to you, offered as a sacrifice, that you may use me for your pleasures. I have been trained in all methods of massage, and genetically modified so that I can shape-shift my dongus into any shape or size that you may desire.Plus -if you shall excuse my crude dialect- I really, really, really want you to sit on my face. Like goddamn, boss.
>>42722542>ywn betray humanity to a race of alien ponies and live in luxury as you watch Earth get colonized and subjugated by the Equestrian regime FUCK
>>42722542Excuse me but YOU are in fact THE ALIEN here.>>42723670
>>42722542I'm just here for cute horses.
>>42722542LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl1yKK0UmIE&list=RDVl1yKK0UmIE&start_radio=1
>>42722542>So what do you have planned alien?ponut probing
>>42723518depends how cute they are
>>42723732
>>42723923>celestia sends glowies to track you>theyre super cute>you seduce them both>convince them both that youre not a threat to equestria>force one of them to write it while balls deep inside of them and eating the other one out
>>42726124>"Fuck the feds.">"No, really. That's the plan."
>>42722542MareThat's all
