What would the Princesses actually say about (You)?
>>42732321That I am correct in my judgment of OP being a huge faggot and unable to be anything else
>>42732321>Who?
>>42732321ban me from being within 100 feet of filly
>>42732321>"Well, Anonymous, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you rim a good ponut."
>>42732321one million years dungeon
>>42732321That im a little rascal constantly asking questions and then insulting ponies when they give me answers
>>42732342>stands 99 feet away just to watch you get arrested
>>42732367Fug
>"Keep masturbating to me as a mother figure, you're doing fine."
>>42732335This is the only non-joke in this thread. Well done!
Don't vore me haha
She would probably see me as a villain and seal me in stone until Fluttershy can reform me like Discord
>>42732321I'm too unself-aware to say.
>>42734504What did you do?
>>42732321>Stupid futatranny
>>42735037I don't think Celestia would ever say those words about you, Nonny. You should be kinder to yourself.
>>42732321probably that i'm too mean spirited with my jokes sometimes, but i have saved the lives of some of my friends through the actual unironic power of friendship irl so overall she'd approve
>>42732321>husband material >handsome >sexStuff like that.
>Can you help me move a couch?'Kay
>>42735033I'm too horny
>>42735271>Princess has the most human-woman tier request to askcringe
>>42735241suuuuuuuuuuuuure
