>...>You owe me sex
>>42737700>Mares and their egregious misandry
>>42737700total marecel death
>>42737700God, marecels want only one thing, and it's disgusting.
>>42737700Take a shower stinky
>>42737700Mares with glasses give me the ick
>>42737700Why?
>>42737700No. Take a shower.
>>42737700kys
>>42737758>because I said so>get in the fucking bed
>>42737775"cute horsie pet pet">walk away
>>42737775Sorry, I have a marefriend.
>>42737700>Well darling, perhaps if you showered...
>>42737775lol look at this marelet
>>42737775ick. swipe left.
>>42737700>moonslop
>>42737775>sobbing softly, get in her warm, musty bed>rape
>>42737700I watched this entire show and there are only five ugly mares in it, and you're three of them.
>>42737700No I don't
>Maybe shower, please?
>>42737700Am I the only anon who actually wants to fuck Moondancer?
>>42738220Yes.
>>42738220Nope she's cute it's just fun to call her a stinky neet
>>42738220I would cuddle her and tell her how smart she is, brush her mane, make her stay hygienic, cook her healthy and tasty meals, and listen to her knowledge of the arcane arts, even though it's beyond me.Oh, and rut like bunnies every night, to hear her squeal
>>42737700Says who?Nobody owes you anything.
>>42738220she's a mare, why would you NOT want to have sex with her?
>>42738146fuck you bich
>>42737700I mean, I'm totally game but my man-meat is spoken for. You'll have to check in with my wife Pinkie Pie and my other wife Fluttershy and if they agree we can put you on the waiting list. I'm pretty solidly booked up through the rest of the week but if you hurry we might be able to get you in on Sunday. And just a bit of forewarning, since you're not in the "inner circle" it's going to be really hard to book vaginal. Fingering is usually fine, and if you agree to let Ponk watch then you can probably get some dick-in-ass action. She WILL spit on you and pull your mane and probably call you names while I'm plowing your shitter so be prepared for that.And I know what you're thinking, "well I'll just ask Fluttershy instead." No. You do not want that. You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but she is WAY more aggressive. You'll be lucky if all she does is piss on you, and- oh, hold on. I'm getting paged. Damn, gotta go. I've got a bondage thing with Rarity in fifteen, totally forgot about it. See you Sunday, maybe?
>>42737700YOU OWE ME
>>42738888>quadsoh ok
>>42738888Moondancer owes Anon sexWhat a fucking powerplay
>>42739171>>42738888sirs, how does one redeem sex?
>>42737700https://www.fimfiction.net/story/583764/the-truth-about-stallions-by-moondancer-worlds-foremost-pony-incel
>>42737700Imagine the stink
>>42737700Is that so? Hey anons you heard that? This tranny-looking bastard says I owe her sex. :) Sure, miss Moondancer step right here and sit on the bed all nice and comfy.HOCUS POCUS, BITCH.>G4 Moondancer fell asleep for hundreds of years till she died. She will only wake up if she is kissed by a prince and hehehehe that never happened. She's nothing but bones now because she waited for the perfect prince which for her is any average male, rofl.>>42738220>>42738700HOCUS POCUS, BITCH. Sleep together with Moondancer and leave us out of your idiocracy you disgenic hilly billy. We're tired of disgenic inbred nobles ordering us healthy good looking people around.G4 Moondancer codename "GrumpyBear" is ugly and uncouth as fuck and I cringed when the jewish executive played S1 Episode 1 clips and made Tara Strong/Twilight Sparkle say "Wow she's just like me" since when the fuck did Twlight not shower, use that ugly manbun, wear douchebag Bill Gates retard glasses and shove a door in your face with a groan and no excuse?>Bbbut butt we thought we were all fat landwhale manchildren on 4chan who want to sex STINKY, ARMPIT, fatlandwhale manchildren mentally stunted females!!! Uhhuu guuuu uhh guuhhh!!!The joke is over. The musical chair song is over. You lost.
>>42737758Male standards have simply risen too high. You all think you're players who can get 20 high quality females without having to commit to any of them. Your refusal to just settle down with an average female is what's destroying society.You need to stop being entitled. You will settle for an average mare (me). You will never have sex with anyone but me ever again. You will commit to your gender role, providing for me and raising my kids. No one is going to give birth to your kids but me.So just give up.
>>42740986Nah I think I'll just go home, beat off and play some vidya.
>>42741003>Sits on your lap when you try to play video games.Your house is a mess. You need a female to keep your domestic life in order. You can't do it yourself as a male.You know, the reason you're so depressed and nihlistic is because you don't have a female in your life. Having a girl gives your life meaning, you know.I'm just saying, if we had sex every day you'd be a lot less angry. You're biologically programmed to need sex. I read this book about male behavior in lobsters and you're like the deflated beta lobster, you know?
>>42741031Oh please, this stinky bitch won't clean shit.It sounds like you need me more than I need you.
>>42740986You're not average. You're in fact special EDs.
>>42740986Ewww have you no shame? This is what they're talking about when they say parents are selfish.How could you willingly spread your genes around when you know you're disgenic?
>>42741084The lifeform that spreads its genes is the winner. The one who doesn't spread its genes is the failure.
>>42741099You sound like a changeling.
>>42737782she's an odd pick
>>42741146You're intimidated by her natural beauty? just like Fluttershy.
>>42737700I do?
You tried to vore me last time :^(
>>42737715sexism is based, whatever it´s for may be.
>>42738220I really really REALLY want to fuck Moondancer
>>42737700No, you smell atrocious.Actually, speaking of how bad you smell, is there homelessness in Equestria? Because your smell is what I imagine the homeless pony stank would be.Yeah that itchy pussy you've been complaining about constantly? Yeast infection, because you mever fucking clean it.
>>42738220Nah.
>>42738214>YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE ME!
>>42737700Sorry, but as a faithful Christian, I don't do debts in any way or form. Nobody owes anything to me, and I owe nobody. If you believe I wronged you somehow, may I suggest trial by combat?
I wanna smell that hairy asshole.
>>42745561Stop samefagging, Moondancer. Go take a shower and fix your genes through magic to stop growing so much hair you ooga booga, you smell worse than earth pony.
>>42738700>bich is Latin for generosity
>>42745561>t. indian
>>42737700
>>42737700No.
>>42737700In return for what?
>>42738220Well. I want to fuck every mare and most stallions. So. No.
>>42741031>lobsterUhm. A sea bug? Is that what i am to you?
>>42737700>...>You smell like shit
