>*knocks on your door* >”Hi Anon!” >”Nightmare Night, what a fright, give me sweets to munch and bite!”
But Cadance, all I have is this delicious frozen Digiornos pizza...
>>42751659Yeah, I know you. You're the asshole on TV.
Yeah I've got like one or two Milky Ways left. You want one?
>>42751659>
>>42751659What the- wait a second it's not Hearts and Hooves day yet.
>>42751659Cadance you’re in your 30s in horse years. You are too old to be asking for free candy.
>>42751671?
>>42751738No! The candy bar!
>>42751738MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>42751659Go away pinkoI don't want a marefriend
>>42751659Grown ass mare btw.
>>42751659Turn around and lift your tail, I'll give you a special treat.
>>42751659I'm not going to cuk your husband stop coming over.
>>42753160Are you a faggot or something? I would fuck the hell out of that pink alicorn butt if I had the chance.
>>42753148>*shoves a Snickers up her ponut*
>>42751659SLUT
>>42753177Adultery and cuckoldry are wrong.
Cadance-slut is not canon. Do not support adultery and infidelity.
>>42753558I could see Cadance enjoying wearing outfits that are a bit provocative but I don't see anything more than that happening.
>>42751659There wouldn't be time to take her costume off. My dick is going to force its way through the fabric to penetrate that pink pony. And even if the fabric doesn't rip, my cum will leak through and impregnate her.
>>42753558
>>42753562They’re horses that walk around NAKED 24/7. You can already see her pink ponut, clit, vagina and teats just by visiting the Crystal Empire. There is nothing more provocative than that. >>42753618You’re getting zapped for disrespecting royalty.
Me want pretty pink princess ponut
>>42753558>Cadance-slut is not canonWrong. Me and a few other anons fucked her yesterday. Here's the proof.
>>42753644>clitDo you even pony?
>>42753734Nah! That was a tranny Cadance cosplayer. You'd better go to HIV test, faganon.
>>42753558She's just good at hiding her slutty side.
>>42751659What kind of men does she like?
>>42753806Big, white with military background.
>>4275380680s barbarian fantasy stereotype
>>42753806She likes bold, strong men who can just walk up and grab her pink alicorn ass in public. She immediately starts winking and leaking.
>>42753823>conan the barbarian fucks cadance>she tries to use her magic to get him off harder>he immediately calls her an evil sorceress and throws her out of bed
>>42751659it's gonna be a long month.
>>42753893Me on the right
>>42754068Me on the left.
>>42754068I'd ass fuck you no homo
>>42753903>cums after 3 seconds and passes out.What? It's November already?
>>42754085Post your hoof.
>>42751659>"Ah yes you can have something sweet, just come on it, it's in the other room">Bolts the door shut>Unzips pants
>>42754158You know she can just teleport away, right?
Why do you monsters sexualize married mares? Are you all brown?
>>42754349Stealing beautiful women from white stallions is in our nature.
>>42754349>wingbonerSlut
>>42754349>Are you all brown?No, we just have high testosterone levels.
>>42754340>Turns out my teleportation dampening field generator
>>42754340She will play along because a good plap is what she wants. Let the dumb monkey think he is taking advantage of her.>>42754349It's a political marriage and Flurry Heart is a political baby. Everyone knows Shining is Chrysie's bitch.
>>42754349She looks like a damn succubus. My cock gets hard just from looking at her. Help.
>>42751659she a grown mare, why is she trick or treating?
>>42754547It's just an excuse to dress slutty.
>>42754527He's not joking. I feel the same thing. Just SEEING Cadance makes me unreasonably horny for her.Though probably the chatbots had something to do with that.
>>42754560Don't worry... When AI learns to make decent videos, you'll just be exhausted from the lack of semen.
>>42754664I don't want to get milked dry by this unholy succubus...
>>42754527I feel the same way but for a completely different mare so I guess I can relate
>>42754759Spill the beans, tell us the mare
>>42754963
>>42755001Based. Her Nightmare Night outfit was my awakening.
>>42755001Z
>>42754095Faggot
Pink ponut
>>42751659THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT YOU DUMB HORSEIt's "Nightmare night, what a fright, give me something sweet to bite!"
>>42756814It's a Canterlot thing, you wouldn't get it.
>>42751659>I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes.
>>42751659Okay… fine, Cadie but we’re not recording it for your husband again…
>>42756858PAY THE FUCKING TAXES
>>42756820You know what else you won't get? Human dick.
>>42756814>Congratulations anon you figured me out. Too bad for you that you opened the door to let me in.
>>42754527Um, is she sneezing?
>>42758468She's clearly having an orgasm.
>>42755001incredibly :z:ased
>>42759614Nah, she looks sick
>>42753558all instances otherwise have been proven to be chrysalis is disguise
