>I know you're in there, Anon.
Go away! No candy here! Visitors not welcome on Nightmare Night!
>>42752671You know the rules, Rainbow Crash. No costume, no candy.
No I'm not.>Oh!.. okay.
>>42752671God, these are great. Dash in particular, you can hear her voice just looking at the thing.
>>42752671>You step away from the door. >code red… orange, blue, yellow and the rest of the colors you don’t care to list right now.>You walk towards the kitchen of this small rundown ponyville shack.>The distinct sound of hooves on wood ring out as the blue horse gets impatient.>”I know you’re in there, anon!!”>You open your fridge, your salvation sitting right there next to a half empty ketchup bottle. >A golden square, made for the express purpose of defeating these tiny bundles of sunshine.>As you walk back towards the door you unwrap the geometric weapon of pony destruction from its plastic wrap. >You open the door by 45 degrees. >”Oh finally, you ape. Now are you gonna buck m-“>The great weapon flies from your hand. The distinct sound of American Sliced Cheese on an animals face cuts off the skittle pone.>Rainbow Dash writhes on the ground, her not so dexterous hooves clawing at her face to get the cheese off.>”AHH!! BUCK YOU, ANON!! NOT AGAIN!!!”>You close the door and go about your fuck ass business in the sanctity of your creaky house.
>>42752949Hell yeah.
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>>42752671Do you want to come inside, Rainbow Dash?
>>42753036I want to come inside Rainbow Dash.
>>42753065>hey, Dash, you may not just... want to come inside?>Autistic laugh
>>42752677>Go away! You do not even wear a costume! or maybe...> X-files themesong
