>Careless Whisper starts playing
>>42753970>doesn't post the video from that threadAnon, I...https://files.catbox.moe/ucy7vg.mp4
>>42753983One of /mlp/'s finest creations
>>42753983Still smile at this
>>42754025>One of /mlp/'s finest creationsAnon, Derpy was made by /co/
>>42754332Sure, I meant the kazoo video
>>42754339>doesn't get the funpost
>>42754403Huh
>>42753963Derpy has the silkiest pussy.
>>42753963>>Careless Whisper starts playinghttps://vocaroo.com/1llfEdTjt0DJ
>>42755352based lead
>Yakety Sax starts playing
>Mareless Whisper
>>42753963You understand that Careless Whisper isn't a romantic song, right? It's about a guy cheating on the woman he loves and realizing that he's destroyed any chance he ever had of knowing happiness with her.
>>42755936Wait, there are people who pay attention to lyrics?
>>42755726
>>42755352Nice playing anon
>>42753963>Careless Whisper starts pl-Nothing wrong with the song per se, but the street musicians have ruined this song for me.
>>42755965That song has lyrics? I just asked the AI the meaning of the song title. NTA by the way.
>>42755936This makes me question something... If you cheat on your waifu (for the sake of argument) in the heat of the moment and really regret it afterwards, is it better to let her remain ignorant of it to not hurt her, or should you come clean, knowing you will break her heart by telling her?Obviously only talking about cases where you actually regret it and not just regret it because you're afraid of losing what you have.
>>42753963>Take on me (Reel Big Fish cover) starts playing
>>42756753You owe her the truth no matter what, even if you fell out of love with her, she's a mare with her own feelings and (presumably) loves you unconditionally and you fucked that up. If you love her, you confess it and deal with whatever comes next. >Captcha MP8SAD
>>42756753I don't consider myself a waifufag, however I'll tell someone I love the truth no matter how painful it is. I'd deserve to have the relationship be broken, and if I cheated it means that her feelings actually meant nothing to me, so I wouldn't care about breaking her heart.
>>42756753Made me sick just imagining it. I disagree with keeping it from her. Even if she never found out, you would know. And if you truly loved her, then the guilt would rot the relationship from the inside, because every "I love you" or affectionate moment would carry that hidden truth behind it.The kindest path forward isn’t about sparing her feelings, but about honoring her as a mare whose feelings matter. Telling her would hurt her deeply, but it would at least show respect for her and for the truth. Hiding it might feel like protecting her, but you’d really just be protecting yourself from facing what you did.In my case, I imagine Dash would probably take betrayal hard. The idea that someone she gave her complete trust to didn’t value it. She’d lash out and probably call me some deserving names, but the real wound would be internal and the evidence of her hurt would be hidden in a rain cloud far away from town. The only thing I could hope for then would be forgiveness. And the only way to earn that is to be honest, remorseful, and not make it about myself.Good thing that will never happen. I love you so much, Dash!
>>42755726Architect will be pleased to see the enfattening.
>>42756949Based dashbroI think it would be impossible to get bored of her anyway. The only way I'd cheat on dash is if I got really drunk and another mare raped me.
>>42758009The struggle with dating Dashie is that she values her friends and her career and hobbies so much she won’t always have time for you. She will think she’s showing you enough affection because you're going to pretend a few minutes each day is enough, and she will believe you. She’ll think it’s funny that she keeps bucking you out of the bed because she’s dreaming about fighting monsters, even though it leaves you cold and alone on the hard floor. You can never sleep at her place because you’re not a pegasus, and you’ll have to deal with knowing that Thunderlane and Soarin have seen her bedroom more than you have. She won’t take you on some of her adventures because she won’t remember to tell you until the last minute because she’s so busy with the Wonderbolts and being a part of the friendship police, “but that’s okay, right? We’ll catch up later!”In a relationship with Dashie, you will always be second to her interests, and without wings or magic, that means you are far, far lower on her priority list. And she’ll think that’s okay, because you won’t be able to convince her to spend less time eavesdropping on the Rainbow Dash Fan Club to spend more time with you, and because she’s not cheating on you.
>>42758126Sounds more like the struggle with being her orbiter
>>42758126Skill issue, you just have a cuckoldry headcanon
>>42756949That's why you start a rape centric controlling relationship with her
>>42758584Hahahahahaha
>>42756815>>42756824>>42756949These considerations are actually why you are single, and why guys who cheat and betray their girlfriends are banging women left and right.Women don't like it when you don't put yourself in first place, it broadcasts hidden insecurity. Yes, that's also why they're all attracted to men exhibiting dark triad personality traits.>But I'm a good person!Women don't want that.
>42760606Dash isn't a w*man so none of that garbage matters
>427606060/10 incel cope. not worth a (you)
>>42760606True. That's intended.
Look at the she
>>42753963Wet manes are so hot
>>42755936Sung by a gay man
>>42761902Yet another Derpy without Derp eyes. This image offends me.
>>42760617You know ponies are just your way to cope with not getting any tail. Don't deny it.>>42760653The only incel here is you.
>>42761977He banged more women than you ever will.
>>42762166With his shit covered dick. Lol poo poo got in their vaginas!
>>42758126So basically this but with dashie
>>42762336I love Donut Joe's panel.
>>42761991Derpy without Derp still has high concentration of snowpity
>>42761956They're rather cold and damp ackshually
>>42763148She has gorgeous colors. I love the gentle contrast.
>>42755352Accordion?
>>42763148Yes but you're taking something away that I love very much. It isn't something to "fix". It's a quality unique to Derpy and she's gorgeous. Stop making my unique beauty "normal"
>>42763943>Stop making my unique beauty "normal"I'm not trying to, I just think that her beauty isn't completely depended on her lazy eyes
>>42764727why draw Derpy is some gay hoodie when she canonically has her (rather good-looking) uniform?
>>42765641Why draw Derpy at all you pedantic faggot?
>>42765648because she's awesome
>>42765641>you can only draw a pony in one outfit!Why are autists like this?
>>42765661>Why are autists like this?Anon, this is /mlp/you have to be autistic to post here
>>42765641Imagine going to work everyday knowing you need to pick up the slack of your coworker.
>>42765641hoodies are max comfy
>>42753963derpy is retarded and glorifies retardation. in a better world she would be aborted or killed at birth.
>>42753983Aged like fine wine.
>>42763948They arn't always crossed, sometimes they come into focus by accident or when she focuses really hard. It's cute!
