Is 2 bits for 3 tomatoes really a ripoff?
>>42754005Sex with Roma
>>42754005Still a better deal than what she tries to goad me into for free tomatoes.
Tangentially related I always imagined the smaller units of currency in Equestria to be "bobs" and pieces" . Then it's bits, bobs and pieces and that's cute to me.
>>42754018I am stealing this headcanon. I will not be returning it. You have been forewarned.
>>42754018Also the guy who was overcharging Fluttershy made me sad and it seemed like the sort of mundane plain evil that existed in our world, so I like to headcanon that he too is usually a pushover, but he _also_ went to Iron Will's seminar and is now also going overboard with the lessons. Ponies are impressionable.
>>42754071If you rewatch the episode, you'll notice that most of the ponies who were rude to Flutters are also in the crowd of Iron Will"s seminar
>pays in boops>slaps ass>walks away without tomatoes
>>42754088Why would Roma do this?
>>42754012>3 tomatoes=2 bits>cutie mark is 2 bitsDoes that make her a two bit horse?
>>42754132>Rarity's cutiemark>Applejack's cutiemarkOh.
>>42754018This is good. This is really good.
>>42754078
>>42754018>Maam show me yur bobs and do milk
>>42754018This is a marvelous headcanon deserving of a (you). Would bobs and pieces be silver and copper then? https://ponerpics.org/images/7362614 coined the term (pun intended) bite for the silver ones already, so maybe they're actually bit, bites and bobs. Where bobs are the copper ones. 100 bobs = 10 bites = 1 bit
>>42754005how big are the tomatos
>>42754192I don't think 100 silver coins for a gold coin is very practical. Personally I think they'd do multiples of 10 instead, 10 copper coins for 10 silver coins, 10 silvers for 10 gold.
>>42754220>10 copper coins for 10 silver coins>10 silvers for 10 goldSo 1 copper = 1 silver = 1 gold?
>>42754220I don't know what to tell you anon.
>>42754192Unfortunately, mostly we see them use gold coins so inflation must be pretty rough in Equestria.But let's say depiction is lousy. Normally most pony would use silver and copper coins.
>>42754220burger education everyone
>>42754248gold and gems are so common in equestria that they're lacking in steel, copper and silver. the bit is the least valuable piece
>>42754248This could work too. I can picture older mares being upset with the state of the economy.>"What dost thou mean 2 bits?">"In my years of foalhood tomatoes be but pittance worthy of no more than 3 bites and 2 bobs."
>>42754262I like to think that gems are so stupidly common that stones that aren't encrusted with gems are a scarcity, and that's why there is even a market for something like the Pie family rock farm. It's not just a funny name for a quarry, they have to tend to the stones regularly lest they develop gems
>>42754279>Heightened magic activity promotes gem growth in rocks.>The Pie family works tirelessly to rotate the rocks on the daily to prevent gem growth.>Pinkie hands out fliers to level the curve on magic production, so that everypony's foals can live in a world that still has bare rocks.>Twilight is not impressed>This pits the unicorns and Earth ponies against each other.>Shenanigans ensues.
>>42754279I think for financial porpuse they only use metals. Gems are like working matterial. (Which can be valueable like oil or coal, but not like a buck in a store. They pay with them to Spike as they knew he eats them.)
>>42754005Roma grows the tomatoes so I'm sure she knows what they're worth and wouldn't raise the price unless she needed more bits. Now that Pinkie bamboozled her out of her money she's going to starve during pony winter.
>>42754192>This is a marvelous headcanon deserving of a (you).We'll be the judge of that...
Why does she wear eyeshadow?
>>42754370Because she's hot.
>>42754480Or is she hot because she wears eyeshadow?
>>42754222>>42754230>>42754252You know what I mean
>>42754078DEEPEST LORE
>>42754220What
>>42754370To seduce colts
>>42754220>ponies have several different coins that all have the same exact value because they just like the pretty colors
>>42754012>Tomatoes as a cutie markImagine your only talent is working with tomatoes. I would just kill myself.
>>42755027Smart. Then you can accessorize your wallet.
>>42755882What later season interpretation of cutie marks does to a bitch
>>42755882Because you don't love tomatoes enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eau8JW2A7X8
>>42754370Because she's a slut
>>42754370To entice human men.
>>42754300Moral of the episode is that effective conservationism is about compromises, and concludes with the pie family farm getting magical exclusion zoning and the nearby town gets to continue using magic as long as they stay outside of the conservation area.
>>42755882
>>42754018Unlike that other anon I will simply be borrowing this headcanon, with the intention of returning it at some unspecified time.
>>42755882Later shes seen selling crepes.
>>42755027I'm taking this headcanon before enyone else. May share if you ask nicely.
>>42755027I'm putting together a team to pull off the heist of the century: Stealing the headcanon from right beneath this Anon's nose >>42757000
This is the best thread I have seen in a while, I am literally just screencapping the whole thing. Thank you for bringing me this joy anons.
>>42757019Dubs and you fail.
>>42757033Ouch.
>>42757036He really thought he could steal something from a guy with trips, lol.
>>42757022Every thread on /mlp/ is a good thread in the making waiting for a determined shitposter to make history.
>>42757022ZOOMED WORDSOOMEDWORDS
>>42756982made of tomatoes!
>>42757464This. That's why the thread police are the worst posters, they don't understand this simple fact.
Roma has no lewds.
>>42755882Applejack have apples for cutiemark yet her talent goes beyond tending apple trees. She even has talent to enslave inferior creatures like a true southerner. https://youtu.be/c_XSw-QWlO0?t=12m39s
>>42754005does she sell tom(ey)toes or tom(A)toes?
>>42758180those are the same
>>42757913Wrong, she has precisely one (1) lewd.https://ponerpics.org/images/6761244Commit seppuku NOW
>>42756982She is a New-World Italian Chef.
How many bits to sniff Roma's 'roma?
