>Tfw Princess Cadance said "eat out the mare" but you heard "eat the mare"
>>42754119>Tfw Twilight said "Pay the man" but you heard "Gay the man"
>>42754119SLUT
>>42754119>tfw the png wasn't actually transparent
>>42754119In what context would Cadance say "eat out the mare"?
>>42754119They got the top of her mane wrong and it's bugging the hell out of me.
>>42754861"How to improve your love life" with special lecturer Princess Cadence. Apparently it's selfish of you to demand blowjobs from your pony waifu and not reciprocate.
>>42754123How is this so ugly?
>>42754861In-person sex counseling. If you and your marefriend are having trouble making love, you book an appointment with the princess of love so she can show you how to properly pleasure each other. You'll have to come into her office, where she has condoms, lubricant, toys, and a nice, soft bed for live coaching and demonstrations. Most couples feel self conscious exposing themselves and having sex in front of Cadence, especially when they're not satisfied with their technique, but the princess's friendly and supportive nature quickly helps everypony get relaxed and aroused. If a stallion is having trouble mounting and entering the mare, Cadence will help guide him to the right place and gently ease him in with plenty of lubricant. After that, she'll guide his hips to show him exactly where to thrust to best stimulate the mare. Many couples find it difficult to communicate about their bodies, and unfortunately, this means that many stallions don't have a good understanding of a mare's anatomy. In fact, mares are often afraid of exploring their own bodies and discovering what's pleasurable, or they may find it difficult to experiment while with their partners. That's why it's an excellent opportunity, for both mares and stallions, to have an expert on hoof to show them the spots where a mare feels best, and more importantly, to help both partners express themselves more openly. While the stallion thrusts inside the mare, Cadence will encourage the mare to vocalize her pleasure, and will gently guide the stallion to better respond to his partner. Cadence may give examples of "dirty talk" to encourage and stimulate both partners during intercourse. Couples often find this dirty talk to be both arousing and liberating, helping them to more openly express their wants and needs to each other without detracting from intimacy. If a mare is feeling nervous or self-conscious before sex, she may not be able to comfortably take a stallion inside her. Lubricant is an important tool to have, but using it alone won't create a loving environment. Instead, Cadence can demonstrate ways in which the stallion can help the mare get in the mood through foreplay with his hooves or mouth, including erotic massages, soft hoofjobs, or cunnilingus. In any case, Cadence will slowly and clearly demonstrate her techniques on the mare before allowing the stallion to take over while coaching both partners. Couples appreciate the open environment Cadence's approach creates and how it allows them to explore each other's bodies without performance anxiety or the fear of hurting one another. Stallions often have a sexual preference for particular parts of their partners' bodies, such as the vagina, flanks, teats, dock, or ponut. Unfortunately, the stallion's preference may not always align with where a mare feels the most pleasure. In this case, Cadence can walk couples through a variety of sexual positions to explore which can satisfy both partners.
>>42755734The princess of love must be so busy, but she still gives so much time and care for every couple she helps.
