They're outta apples. Not plum out, apple out.

>>42754860

Pinkie pie eating her cotton candy hair.

>>42754860
Anon orders squash soup at a restaurant and insists it has to be "the special kind, wink wink"

the apples have taken over, anon is nowhere to be seen

>>42754860
The Mane 6 are shocked to find out that Anon's secret admirer is, in fact, Queen Chrysalis. Not even in disguise.

>>42754860
An apple family get-together where they tie a blindfold on you and take turns beating you up like a pinata

>>42754860
anon tries to reset the universe after the series finale not wanting it all to end

>>42754860
OP kills himself

>>42754860
After a hard days work, an a few too many apples, Applejack is the first mare in Equestria to fart.

>>42754871
>It's been a big day of sales
>So many pies, strudels, fritters, chips, and any other apple-related foods you can think of
>Time to count the remaining apples
>None left
>Plum out, no- apple out
>Apple Bloom was trying to get her Cutie Mark in accounting
>But she didn't know about Equestria's progressive income tax on businesses
>Ponies pay less taxes by making a thousand bits twice than by making two-thousand bits once
>Now the Apple family won't be able to pay off Big MacIntosh's gambling debt
>Nice going, Apple Bloom

>>42754876
>Pinkie Pie visits the hippos
>They're always hungry
>"Whenever I get hungry, I just eat my mane!"
>Pinkie Pie stuffs her mane in her mouth
>With a jerk of her head she rips her own mane completely out
>She munches on it like grass as the horrified hippos watch
>It grows back and all the hippos run away screaming
>Except for the queen, who shrugs and tries eating her own crown
>It gets stuck in her throat and she drops dead
>Hippo civil war ensues

>>42755002
Bless you.

>>42754860
Cozy Glow demanding Celestia's throne. Celestia gives it to her.

>>42755002
>>42755072
Pretty nice. I like them.

>>42754879
>>42754933
>Be me at the counter of a derelict restaurant
>The menu includes, among various other things, squash soup
>Finally
>I order some squash soup and insist that it has to be the special kind
>The server says this is only the third time in three years of working there that someone has made such a request
>He goes to the back of the house and makes a phone call
>Five minutes later a horse enters the restaurant and rips me from my seat with her teeth
>She kicks me in the gut and I fall to the ground
>The horse then sits on and squashes me, turning me into soup as I die
>Feelsgoodman

>>42755496
I wonder if anon thought it was a legit soup or wanted suicide by horse.

Ponified Gloriosa Daisy is trying to get you to stay in her camp despite the totally friendly neighbourhood skinwalker eyeing you from between the trees.

>>42754880
>Misty wakes up and looks outside
>Ponies with spears, pie launchers, and armor with apple-related insignia patrol the woods
>"What in Bridlewood is going on here?"
>"This ain't Bridlewood no more. Our queen has awoken from her cryogenic slumber. Long live Queen Apple Bloom!"
>Misty immediately searches for Anon, the hero destined to save Bridlewood, but he's nowhere to be seen
>Over the course of her search for the only one who can save Equestria, Misty learns many varied magics
>She eventually finds Queen Apple Bloom's secret base, where Anon must be being kept
>Using the skills she acquired on her search for Anon, Misty soundly defeats Queen Apple Bloom
>Misty finally realizes the truth
>The hero known as "Anon", the mysterious figure who would save Bridlewood... is Misty herself.

>>42754886
>Over the course of a few months in Equestria, I start to receive various gifts from a secret admirer
>Human-fitting clothes, a compound bow, properly-spaced binoculars
>The purple pony and her five stupid friends sometimes crack jokes at each other, about how one of them must be my secret admirer
>Secretly I hope that it's Queen Chrysalis
>While on a trip with the six I receive a love letter
>"I give you... me."
>The letter shapeshifts into Queen Chrysalis
>The six of them stare in shock and horror
>My beloved Queen Chrysalis flies me away to her home as we have passionate sex in mid-air
>The changelings shall conquer all the land

>>42755825
Based as fuck, Applechad does it again

>>42755676
Making it a better place.

>>42755825
Hot and wholesome.

>>42754894
>You're walking through Ponyville, eavesdropping on random conversations
>"...discovered a new time travel spell-"
>WHACK!!
>You are wearing a blindfold
>"Okay now Apple Bloom, take a swing"
>WHACK!!
>A young Granny Smith is putting a blindfold on you
>WHACK!!
>Big MacIntosh is walking towards you wielding a stick with his telekinesis
>Hit hits himself over the head with it, and you faint

>>42756163
Wholesome family fun.

>>42754927
>G4 ends and you throw a tantrum so bad you somehow wind up in Equestria
>It's unfamiliar though, the three races of ponies live in separate areas like in that Hearth's Warming episode you never watched due to your hatred of Christmas
>Wait a minute, if you're here at this time in their history this then you must be the messiah who united the tribes originally
>You don't know the finer details, but you do know that to convince them to re-unite, you need to show them the evils of war
>You find and re-write their history books to get them to fight each other, but they're too cowardly to leave their settlements
>So you brainwash a unicorn foal to be less fearful than the rest
>It works, and her visit to the earth pony city starts a war which ends in less than an hour
>The three tribes put aside their differences and unite in a blast of magic as you fade from existence and return to the real world
>The results of your heroic meddling are shown in the g5 movie, the success of which puts the final nail in g4's coffin
>You throw another tantrum

>>42757016
Mission failed successfully?

>>42755002
>>42755072
>greenslop
what a shitty thread. go back, offboarder.

>>42754860
Rainbow Dash takes a nap on a cloud

>>42757016
lol

>>42757016
trash

>>42758258
It isn't.

I don't wanna just ghost the thread I started, so I'll just say I'm done for now. This thread got more attention than I thought it would, lol.

>>42760719
Thanks for doing what you did! It was fun.

>>42760719
That's fine, you can always make another thread in the future. Board needs more threads like this, with writefags just taking in prompts and turning them into something.

I get to lick and worship Applejack's hooves and sweaty ponut after a long day of bucking apples