>I’ve finally captured one of you humans. Now tell me, wheres the gold? You humans all have a gigantic stash of gold hidden somewhere so if you want to see the sun again you’ll speak up. Now.
>>42757656She didn't say that
It's in my nose heheheh.
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>>42757728You're fucking dead
>>42757656You're thinking of gingers. All I can offer is headpats and sagacious advice.
>>42757656pet pet pet petall of the gold is in Kentuckypet pet pet pet
>>42757656>Dear Tempest! It was just a metaphore! >Zip down zipper! Reveal my proud. >It means human males woulderful, magical balls. It's called gold stash as it can give unmeasurable pleasure and bestove phenomical cosmic power to mares one of a million times as a golden shot.
>>42757656It's hidden in plain sight. All you have to do to find it is open up your eyes.
>>42757656I mean, it's at Fort Knox, but good luck getting to it.
>>42757656I DON'T CARE WHO THE CROWN SENDS, NO LANDLUBBER WILL EVER KNOW WHERE I BURIED IT
>>42757656I’m not a leprechaun you sadistic warlord
