>Sorry partner looks like that human stamina won’t help ya catch me. Better luck next time!
>>42758030>If you don't stop running I'm going to KILL MYSELF
>>42758030Yeah, but I have time to chase, and the day is still young apple mare. Use that time to prepare your applenus.
>>42758030I already got your hat.
>>42758030>has no concept of persistence hunting
I see that mare pattern baldness has hit AJ too
>when you’re out of breath, you’ve been galloping for forty minutes and he’s STILL COMING
>>42758121Horses are pretty good at long distances as wellhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon
>>42758515All the horses in those types of races have mandatory vet checks and resting time where they get that time deducted from the race. To be fair they are carrying a human, but that's not much different from a human carrying a backpack. The point is that in the wild, with no breaks allowed, a humans special ability is to run without over-heating. That's something most quadrupeds can't do. And a human will eventually rundown a horse, and then of course, spear it with a sharpened stick.
>>42758030>>42758217>>42758077Thanks for the inspiration guys! This green is probably awful, but I thought it was neat.“Anon, yer tellin’ me that you can keep up with me even AFTER a long day of hard apple bucking?”>”AJ, I keep telling you that I can’t keep up with you, but I can catch up with you in the long term. Human stamina, you know?”>Applejack rolled her eyes“Well how ‘bout we put your apple where yer cart is, huh Anon?”>”Applejack, its not me bragging, its just biolo-”>She was gone, dust taking her original place and the sound of a galloping pony getting farther and farther away“Sorry partner looks like that human stamina won’t help ya catch me. Better luck next time!”>”God damn it, Applejack!!”>You were in no mood to be running, especially after a horse that was going to do her darndest to prove you wrong.>Oh pride; the folly of man would once again have you half dead, gasping for air just to prove a point. >You jogged toward her in an instant. No need to tire yourself out, especially since at her pace, she won’t last 30 minutes you figure.>In no time at all, you already feel the sweat dripping from your forehead, your heart beating like a war drum, your lungs breathing deeper. Your body's natural adaptations help you catch your prey, who is barely in sight. >About 500 feet away from you if you had to guess. Good thing her orange coat didn’t blend into the green grass.>Soon you started to not see apple trees anymore, accompanied by long rolling hills that made your task that much more difficult.>There were times in which you thought you lost her, until you saw her getting on top of a hill, looking back to see if she lost you“You’ll never catch me Anon! I’m a mile ahead a ya!”>”Will you still be a mile ahead in 10 minutes from now!?“If’n your lack of breath is anything to go by, yeah! >”Keep running! I’ll make you eat those words!”“I’d like to see you try!”>The hunt began again. And you were not going to lose.>Soon the rolling hills turned into a simple plain. No trees in sight, just a sea of grass and the rare lake or two.>But you didn’t notice. You were focused on one thing only>You were focused on the orange little mustang that had started teasing you ever since you got to Equestria. You were going to make her pay.
>>42758730>Soon, you noticed that you were gaining on her. She wouldn’t last too long>The poor thing started to look back and saw the ground you gained. She made a shocked whinny sound and redoubled her efforts, before needing to slow down again.>With time, you were able to come up to her and tackle her to the ground, tumbling until she was below you>She was out of breath, her eyes shrunk to pinpricks, her hooves pushed together on top of her chest, as if begging for you to stop>But you were not deterred >”Applejack, you’ve kept teasing me from the very beginning. Making jokes at my expense, and now you’ve made me all sweaty and tired.”>Applejack couldn’t muster a response>You whisper something next to her ear>”You know, the thing about human stamina is that even after all those, I’m not quite done with you”>Applejack was shocked at what he meant by that. And despite her wanting to fight back, she was too tired to. There was nothing she could do. She was defenseless>And Anon knew it.>”You know, you’re real beautiful Applejack, even for a pony…”>You gently put your palm oh her cheek>”…It's a mystery that you haven't found a coltfriend yet. But that’s fine. I’ll be your first…”>Applejack was scared, her eyes widened, but soon she also felt something else that she couldn’t put her hoof on, and her eyes became half lidded. >Your face gets closer to Applejack’s, her face a different shade more akin to a reddish-orange. >Applejack couldn’t help but look into your eyes, anticipating your next move until…>”...Boop!”>You laughed your ass off! Finally, after years of being on the back foot, you finally got your revenge on apple hoers! >”There you go, AJ, human stamina is no joke!”>You go into another bout of laughter”WHAT!! B-but, what in tarnation was that all about!!”>Confused, you were confused>”AJ, what are you talking about?”“I-I, well, you said you weren’t done with me! You put your claw on me and you said you’d be my… my…”>”Has there been another that booped you?”“Well, no, but what was all that about? And the coltfriend thing?!”>”What? I wasn’t done, I wanted to pet you and boop you, and normally only colt and fillyfriends boop each other, right?>Applejack put her hooves to her face in embarrassment and frustration. How could she have been so stupid. How could anon have been so native? Is this a really odd dream?>As Applejack was deep in thought, she felt that she was being lifted up“What in tarnation?!”
>>42758121>>42758515>>42758217>>42758685>Twilight learns about human endurance and it's origins in persistence hunting, is super curious, and she wants to test it out for real. She asks that you try and hunt her down and teleports the both of you to a savanna type landscape somewhere in Equestria. She starts to tease you, as she is a horse, and can run faster than you. After catching up a few times you begin to loose interest with the whole affair. In order to prevent you from giving up she temps you by saying that if you catch her she will let you fuck her brains out even though she's not really into non-ponies. Now filled with determination, your ancient human instincts take over your flabby under-exercised body, and you truly begin the chase. After a whole day and a half of following, her inferior little quadrupedal equine body gives out and you come upon her for the final time. She tries to run but she can only manage to ineffectually scrape at the dirt while laying on her side, her chest heaving in and out, unable to even speak. Having long ditched your clothing in the heat of the savannah you walk up to her, stains of sweat and pre-cum dried on your legs after 36 hours of edging. You jump on top of Twilight's hot, foamy sweat drenched body. Although completely exhausted, it's true, humans really do have unparalleled endurance, and you proceed to insert yourself. Just as your animal instincts are taking over your body, Twilight's prey instincts are taking over hers. She tries to fight you to get away but she's too weak. Too weak even to use magic to teleport away. As your slick smelly bodies are sliding over one another on the salty sweat soaked ground in the late morning sun, you release your full pent up load into the deepest parts of her.
>>42758734>You put her head on one shoulder, and her flank on the other, akin to a log.>”We have to go home, don’t we? And you seem like you don’t want to walk another step, so I’ll just carry you home.”>She chuckled at your statement“Human stamina huh?”>“Yes ma’am. Although I’m afraid by the time we get home, I’m going to collapse on my bed.”>She laughed again“You know, you’re not half bad, Anon. You really did put your apples where your cart is Anon. Good job.”>”Well, we’re not out of this yet, let's go home before you start congratulating me, friend.”>You both smile>”Good point partner, good point.” >Eventually you both go home and have a wonderful cuddle session together after collapsing from the fatigue both you endured. Life was good.
>>42758764The fuck is wrong with you? Don't discourage green.
>>42758766To be fair, it was kinda shit, wasn't it? I'm still gonna make greens. Still, it was fun to write.
>>42758764Ignore this cunt he's been posting the same replies in multiple generals, he's a tourist faggot with nothing better to do.
>>42758782nah it was good, I liked it
>>42758782I liked it. I guess it's not out of character for applejack to try something like that thinking it wouldn't be that bad. I think anon was a bit too persistent without enough teasing to motivate him but i guess he's just that stubborn
>>42758740>catch apple, boopcute
>>42758949>>42758764Samefaginb4>inspects element and sends a print
>>42758515I thought horses only have relative stamina to humans because we bred them for it
>>42758880I agree, but I didn't want to write too much. Thanks for reading!>>42758949>>42758862Thanks you also Anons!
>>42758740It's one of the cutest greens I've read in a while! Based and cuddlepilled.
I never did get the human stamina argument because we can see from Applebuck Season that Applejack is able to work all day and night for at least a few days straight before she's functionally incapacitated. That's superhuman.
>>42759130Equestria only has a three day work week
>>42758730>>42758734>>42758740Saved. Make sure you post this to ponepaste too. Appul greens are always a welcome sight.>>42758764Fuck off, off-boarder.
>>42759130Applejack just has really good stamina by pony standards
>>42758121Only works against animals that can't sweat. You are not keeping up with a horse.
>>42758121Hah as if anyone on this board has paleo era fitness. You'd be out of breath after one minute.
>>42759208If keeping up isn't a problem (you know where he's going and you can go there) you can 100% catch up to the horse. They will need to rest before you do as well.see previous posts about the man vs equine race
>>42759236None of the cheeto fingers on this board are catching a horse. Dream on.
>>42759195>Twilight>30 stammaybe in an eating competition
>>42759245Sorry i don't have the amerifat debuff
>>42758740Kino
>>42759184If you believe it is warranted friend. Here is the pone paste you asked for: https://ponepaste.org/11522
>>42759294It's always warranted. Greens must be preserved so they aren't lost to time.
>>42759245I'm not in the greatest of shape, but several times on the hiking trails by my house I've beaten equestrians while going up steep hills. This is anecdotal sure, and it's not like we were racing, but just like the meme, they outpace me but they have to stop constantly and I'll make it to the top of a 400ish foot hill about 25% faster.
>when the human brags about his stamina to compensate for his "lack of size" but it turns out he's only small in comparison to his world's horses
>>42759511Could I see the pic uncropped plz?
>>42759511>>42759524To be fair human dick size relative to the rest of the body actually is pretty decent. Most animals have pretty small dicks when compared to the rest of them, it's just that they're such big animals that "not that big relatively" is still pretty damn big to us.
None of you are considering how sweaty she’ll be after this whole ordeal.
>>42759559https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3259012&pool_id=5621
>>42758993>>42758030
>>42759615Hah that means the upper left corner of the Pic on this thread shows cock
>>42758739>>42759603That's just an extra little bonus.
>>42758740>rape
>>42759900Particularly so when you know that horse sweat lathers up when you scrub it.
>>42758089You should take a dump in it so that when Applejack puts it back on, she gets a little surprise.
>>42760040Disgusting.
>>42758740shit
>>42760040Ponies don't lather. We see them sweat like a human in the show.
>>42760079Sweat yes, but not scrubbed while sweating. So we can't really be sure.
>>42760040I'm practically a zoofag when it comes to art but this and squash soup disgust me. My no wrong way to fantasize says ponies sweat clear and vaginally secrete clear.
>>42758730>>42758734>>42758740based beyond belief dude i love ur green
>>42760040What the hell
>>42762571That's what horse sweat is like.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspiration
>>42758030>takes one step
>>42758730>>42758734>>42758740>>42759294Loved your green, keep going with the writting as long as you have fun.Love me some Applewife
>>42758030>Ignores AJ>Captures AB and uses her as a lure >AJ takes the bait and now she's mine too And now you can witness my human stamina with little miss Apple Bloom. But don't worry, I'll get to you next.
>>42762571Fun fact: zoofags think that's hot
>>42762662I cant fuck this
>>42763530Why not
>>42763434Ii don't know about that. I've never seen any fan art of it. I don't even know what the tags would be for that.
>>42764118>he doesn't know
>>42764116Cock too big. It'll be like the rat video.
>>42760051What about squash soup?
>>42764233>the rat videoPlease do not elaborate.
>>42765260Trust me, I have no intention to,Stay off of iFunny if you value your mental purity.
>>42764166That's right. I don't know. If you have an example, drop a link, otherwise I will continue believing this is an ultra-rare fetish.
>>42765312Probably something like foamy sweat or whatever. Or horses doing horse things.
>>42765284fuck mental purity, we rat gang for life
>>42765251Delicious. Goes great with course ground salt and pepper.
>>42765312>what are videos of irl sweaty horses
>>42765341You still haven't provided a single piece of fanart of ponies having foamy sweat, let alone one meant to goon to.
>>42765341I'm talking about /mlp/ fanart, not actual zooshit.
>>42765357>>42765369>the original picture was of an irl horse sweating >anon states that some people get off to that>"but there isn't any heckin thingaroos on the boorus!"
>>42765411this image is quite humorous thank you for sharing
>>42765411Ergo.. no one is really getting off to it.
>>42765433The boorus are dominated by furry users, bronies are a minority, zoofags even less so.
>>42765476>pony boorus are dominated by furries
>>42765483Check user's favorites more often. You'll be hard pressed to find pony-only collections. Not to mention the artists themselves.
>>42765411>I've never seen any fan art of it. I don't even know what the tags would be for that.You:>he doesn't knowThanks for admitting you're full of shit.
>>42765540>he's never seen anons on the board lusting over irl mares>he's never seen anons lusting over their foamy sweatEither you need to lurk more, or you are the head of a certain con trying to obfuscate the subject.
>>42765570Post a link. Prove that you're not full of shit.
>>42765570>>42765596I'm seconding this anon. Just give a link to a single piece mlp artwork that features foamy horse sweat, or else you are indeed full of shit. You can also just admit you acted like you knew something when you didn't.
very brown thread, all IPs here are located in India
>>42765596You can look in the archives yourself. Or is that too complicated for an offboarder?
>>42766025So you decided to choose the pathetic double-down technique. Let it be known to all in this thread that anon forever was and always will be full of shit.
