Talking turkey edition!Previous thread: >>42705927
I don't want to be a regular baker. I'm doing it this time because I don't want the thread to fall off the board. But I already regularly bake for another general, and I'd rather not be responsible for this one, too. Is someone willing to step up? The poor fillies need your help!
>>42762067What's the other thread you bake for? Surely you can drop that one and take care of the fillies full time
>>42762067that is a cute lil bloomlook I could just draw more fillies. I can draw fillies! but I'm busy with paid stuff. I would draw some pretty cheap fillies though. Like especially to start with.
>>42762104Fillies are not cheap.
>>42762126well they can be if they don't need any complex soft shading, and aren't doing any really tricky poses like iunno somersaultsand also if perfect show-accuracy what with the colored outlines and weird anatomy and such does not need to be held to firmly.
is boopin lewd?
>>42762215nawwww it makes fillies very happy.but lewd fillies also enjoy boops, so there is some crossover.
>>42762303>>42762215More boops!
>>42762322
>>42762104I will absolutely commission fillies.>>42762067The fillies must be saved! If nobody else wants to do it, I'll figure out how.
>>42762411which filly suits your fancy prancy? gimme a vague assignment then throw money at me when I post the sketch.
>>42762420This may shock you, but Silver Spoon is my favorite. Had a silly idea of her throwing a spoon at the viewer, mayhaps.
>>42762427Ignore the fag above your post and throw money at Spoon instead
>>42762427Haha, of course it'd be hard mode. narrow glasses that intersect eyes, pearls, and a pose a pony can't really -do- that's facing the viewer so the spoon's in the way..any suggestions for impruuvement?
also wait, her mane is braided -to her neck- isn't it, it can't actually fly around like that..
>>42762467Why didn't I think of this? Much better idea.>>42762471Honestly? Looks great! Just about spot on to what I was imagining.>>42762480Also I think her braid is free to flop around? Could be wrong. Looks better that way, though.
>>42762552kickass. well you managed to wait til my bedtime to reply, so normally if you tossed some paypal money to sixsidedsapphire at hotmail.com, I'd finish this up in a trice. but now I gotta go be unconscious for like, ten eleven hours, so the turnover rate will be a tad slower.
>>42762569Bitchin. I don't mind the wait, and I appreciate the art! I have no idea how much is "standard" for a piece like this, so I kind of just guessed and sent what felt appropriate.
My fanfic.
>>42762835oh no...
Emergency page 8 filly rain cover activated
Sniff filly butts
>>42763277What would filly butt smell like?I want Swibbs to smell like vanilla…
>>42763323>*huffs filly butts*MMM, NEW CAR!
>>42762812I don't really get the explanation of her possible psychopathy.
>>42763670Fillies is the devil, Bobby Bouchet!
oh-ooh, you cannot rape me now Ooh-ooh, no matter how you try Goodbye, cruel world, it's overTrot on by.Sitting in a clubhouse here behind my wallWaiting for the foals to comeIn perfect isolation here behind my wallWaiting for the foals to come>Foals will convene at 1:15 outside Ponyville Town Hall where we will be going in force!to cut out the deadwoodWaiting to clean up the cityWaiting to follow the foalsWaiting to put on a black shirtWaiting to weed out the changelingWaiting to smash in their eggs and kick in their nestsfor the final solution to strengthen the strainWaiting to follow the foalsWaiting to turn on the showers and fire the ovensWaiting for the zigger and the gryphs and the creaturesWould you like to see Equestria rule again, my friend?Would you like to send our monochrome cousins home again?All you have to do is follow the foals!
>>42762660figured i'd just let you pick this time, as a reward for being the first to give me a shot.Got the money, i'll finish this up after I've eaten
>>42763974YIPPEE - thank you!>>42763809The foals will convene outside Ponyville train station!
>>42763684Filly is not devil, filly is a good filly
>>42764297If she were such a good filly, she'd sit on my face
>>42763323yhou're not sniffing the BUTT, you're sniffing her filly parts. which are right below it. but the entire region is kind of her butt, yknow>>42764269dawww bloomy has a crushJackie don't you want grandkids? oh sorry, nieces and nephews.
>>42764560Actually, the context behind that image is that you are mashing the apples with your feet and Applejack can only BARELY contain herself. It's feet POV.
>>42764239thank youuuu thoughI tossed on what I usually do for shading, and minimal colored outlines for just the hair. It's a lot more work doing that junk in vector lines, but.. I think she looks okay? Should have really done another filly anatomy pass but I was so hung up on the glasses. Hope you like it.
>>42764785but why is she throwing a spoon at me?
>>42764834Anon asked for it an' paid me.
>>42762215sometimes
>>42762303sometimes
man it's so fast i can't even see the archived image anymore
>>42764785She looks great! Silver Spoon slingin' a spoon.>>42764834You know what you did.
the requisite number of fillies has not been met!!
Silver Spoon is looking at you. What does she see?
>>42767000a tired, tired fella
>pg 9 Don’t die on me fillies!
>>42767000A bump from the spoon she threw at me
>>42767064Gee it's almost like having two threads for the exact same topic except one is>mUh moRalLy pUrEis fucking retarded or something. Either that or they know perfectly well what they're doing by diverting traffic away from our thread and it's actually a hostile takeover by moralfaggots to try to push their agenda as usual.
>>42767179It's probably just a thread themed around current month's plebbit meme. It'll go away soon, just have to be a bit more vigilant about fillies escaping.
>>42767179Baker of the other thread here. As mentioned at the end of the previous thread, I was baking this thread for the past few months but I wasn't having fun with it anymore so I decided to make something that's better for me. Thus far pretty much all attention I've seen the other thread getting is from people who aren't regulars in this thread so any slowdown is simply because I was a very regular poster in this thread. That reduction in posting volume will be happening regardless of whether or not that other thread exists.Anyways, I don't want to argue in this thread because that feels disrespectful to you all. You have every right to enjoy fillies the way you want to enjoy them, I just wanted to explain what's going on so there's no confusion and hopefully as little animosity as possible.
>>42767179hey, when we did the poll to see if people wanted reunification, "no, humans are icky, horses only" was way higher than "no, horses are icky, humans only". so don't act like they're the ones who wanted to split off.
>>42767271He's not talking about /jdb/, check the catalog dummy
>>42767271He wasn't talking about barbieshit one thoughAlso how the fuck do you even assume that /Just Pedo By/ is "morally pure"? They're half a step away from dumping irl pizza in their thread, to the point where janny has to do a non-biased moderation there.
>>42767281huhI did, I don't see any other filly-related threads.>>42767283I mean, I assumed what anon meant was that fillies-only people had 'muh morality' the human fillies out of the thread, and anon was saying that's a stupid reason to have two threads for 'the exact same topic except one' which I thought he meant 'except one aspect'I'm realizing I misread it now. greentexting midsentence like that is.. certainly a choiceso what is this other thread? Is it like, non-lewd fillies thread? because I like that stuff too and we do plenty of that in here.
oh okay, Safe Foal Work? searching 'filly' didn't give me that right away, had to search 'fillies'Hmm I'm looking in there and I'm not seeing moralizing, I'm seeing people trolling the sfw thread with lewd fillies. That's impolite even if there is nothing wrong with lewd fillies. they specifically made their own playground.
>>42763670I believe that when they wrote Cozy they would use what actual psychopaths do to make her creepy. People's idea of a psychopath seems to be someone who completely lacks empathy and remorse. They take the idea and push it to the extreme. Does she want to become an empress of her own intuition (no escape route) or did she do all of this because Tirek told her to (plenty of escape routes). What we learn here is that yes, she did it on her own intuition because she never uses any of those escape routes. Right? Well no and this is why Cozy is a metaphorical chess player. She could have pushed all the blame on Tirek's letters but she never did. She didn't do this because then she would have nothing. No vortex and no Tirek. This is where the psychopathy starts creeping in with plans within plans but never any fireworks. If she succeeds with the vortex she wins. If she is united with Tirek she wins. It's all about creating an environment for herself where she always wins.Is it better than the vortex victory? Who knows? The point is that Cozy doesn't dwell on that loss because now she has a brand new game with a brand new friend. It's the reason she is happy when she is united with Tirek and not sad because she's behind bars. She has successfully moved a pawn to the other side of the board while the rest of the ponies were too busy worrying about the school incident.When we first meet Cozy she is crying and I believe she is genuinely sad at this point because she doesn't have a plot going. Nobody wants to play chess with her.So like you were saying. How would the Tirek files be either proof of innocence or guilt if she keeps creating these win/win situations no matter what? Well they don't. I'm sorry. My meme was wrong. I just wanted to use the word the Tirek files.Cozy's brain is always on flight mode. There are no great victories. There are no great defeats. There is only the plotting scheming to prevent boredom.
>>42767300What hogwash. The woodchippers making their own exclusionary playground because they can't get along here is an act of moralization. A few trolls in any given thread is normal.
>>42767283just went into that thread, I didn't think it'd be that bad...fillies are superior
>>42767371Exactly, thank you. Thank fuck I'm not the only one who sees it. Feeling the need to make a new "pure" general when this one is unfortunately already 90+% sfw anyway is proof positive of moralfagging.
>>42767382Uoohhhh Noi>>42767371>>42767435This one I fail to understandI'm possibly the most staunch supporter of barbie segregation, but why split actual filly content in two threads, especially since that content was already actively posted here? Now you just create a real activity problem for both places.Unless we're willing to go into shih-tzu territory and assume that this is a "divide and conquer" type of deal enforced by """some""" group to make the assimilation process easier, more so if both splits have little crossposting
>>42767473Do you mean Sun Tzu? Or do you mean the puppers are the military masterminds behind it all? Or do you perhaps mean that Sun Tzu was actually a dog and his greatest act of military cunning was to convince the world that he wasn't?
>>42767435Yeah, its feels like the same thing as this thread. Only difference is it allows colts too, and there are colt threads every few weeks on the board, so it technically does that. Though its still mostly filly posting, just worse since lewd is discouraged
what could go wrong ?
oh no !
we can't do proper work like this, it's not serious.
Today I learn that my country has the potential to treat fictitious drawn fillies as full on cheese pizza with a maximum ten year sentence and sex offender registry listing. Why does retardation like this pass? The criminal code doesn’t say anything specific about artwork or drawn media, but some guy was sentenced almost 20 years ago to 18mo in jail for importing some UOOOH hentai from Japan's.
>>42768034*from Japan fuck
>>42768034laws about that are retarded everywhere and impact on free speech.Here too any kid drawn even as a cartoon or critter has to be made for a funny context, so if it makes you laugh you get out immediately, even if it's obviously porn/hentai.
>>42768003She's too powerful...
Rarity
>>42767371>>42767435you're very upset about something I would have had no trouble not knowing aboutlet the babies have their bottles.>>42767473they can't force us to split. SFW fillies will always have a home here. Because they are cute, and also because that's literally all you can post
>>42767473I never know what those quotation marks mean and I never like it>>42768020hahaha she's too short.>>42768034time to overthrow or move, my dude. sucks.>why does it passdemocracy died a long time ago. we're living in momocracy and have been since, honestly, the 90s. it just took a while to sink in
>>42767547I think you might be a bit of a shih-tzu yourself, little dragonhorse>>42768682>and also because that's literally all you can postWhich once again makes the split pretty meaningless. There's maybe one or two actual nsfw cunny pics per thread, and these get pruned quickly. The worst you can have is some suggestive fillies or jokes about cumming in their hair, is this really enough to filter some regulars out of this thread?
>>42768962Can't believe they done turned Sweetie into a giraffe. Cute collar though.
>>42768682You're very dismissive over a simple observation that shouldn't upset you. I'm so used to anons being sensitive, selfish, and tribalistic that nothing surprises me. That doesn't mean I'm not going to point it out when it happens. I've seen shared canvases and social groups split over uoh shitposting. I saw a fag ragequit over one g5 scribble. /bale/ was only born because the drawthreads were too mean and nobody knew what the fuck /tempo/ was. If ignorance is bliss to you, then don't butt in to the subject.
>>42768962I severely doubt if more than 2-3 people leave these threads for that one permanently. and if they do, good! they'll be happier, we'll be happier. This is what you call a win-win.>>42769208That's not really fair though, is it>>42769013
>>42769232I don't know, what is it that you find unfair?
>>42769271you get to start any offthread topics you want, even when there's zero to gain from the knowledge, yet if I don't want to know about it, I should just not reply to you. Yeah that'll solve it. How am I supposed to guess what I don't want to know beforehand? Just don't be a gossip.
>>42768080nah the operators did forget basic safety rules when using laser against items such as prisms, mirrors, gems or reflective areas.
>>42769935you know how lethal injections won't be done by real doctors, so they're basically never qualified?
why's this thread so vulnerable to drama?
>>42770018the 2020s are a hell of a drug. We should have read the side-effects before letting it get shoved down our throats.If you need me Ima be back in '04-ish.
>>42769620The topic of where anons are filly posting, and why, seems on-thread to me. The knowledge is there for anons to post in whichever thread feels most appropriate, for better or worse. It's not yours to police. I don't know what more to say beyond tough cookies, welcome to internet discussion.
>>42770065>The knowledge is thereI literally had to drag it out of you, and there were a couple of you pretty sure, what it actually was. You just started yapping like everyone knew already. Take it from a guy who does this sometimes without realizing it: grousing without disclosing the subject doesn't let you off the hook.
FIlly now comes with handle for ease of use
>>42770161i'm not sure I can read that expression.. I want to know how filly feels about it.
>>42770074It wasn't me that told you to check the catalog, but it took you 3 minutes to browse it, and even then you could have asked politely to be spoonfed a link. This isn't as big a deal as you're making it.
>>42770171amazing retconning.check it out again. I checked, I saw nothing. then you made me check again because you couldn't just spit it out.The point being, the knowledge was not, by any stretch, 'there'
>>42770176>calls two anons upset over something he'd be better off not knowing>complains about not knowing right off the bat>literally no responses in between asking in 42767291 and finding 42767300I didn't say a peep until the Derpy picture, and I'm done replying in earnest to a real schizo, and/or schizos.>>42770018Evidently fillies drive us insane.
>>42770218>no responsesexactly! fuckin help a guy out. do what you'd want in my place.and then turn that same attitude to the prudish filly enjoyers. Let them have what they like, just as we wish we could have everything we like (we can't, they're partly at fault)
I'm not even sure who's arguing with who anymore
>>42770433yeah me tooI sure do like fillies. and being lightly, but tastefully lewd with them
>>42770433Such a good filly!
>>42770065You say that until all fillyposting moves over to safefoalwork, this thread dries up, and then the moralfags can swoop in and shift the overton window by screeching about muH pEdOs as soon as anyone posts anything even mildly sexual at that point. It's standard protocol for them at this point: embrace, extend, extinguish. You can see it happening worldwide, there's an ongoing astroturf campaign against nsfw and lewd content in general. Soon enough you'll need to have a loicense to even browse the internet, and at that point you wouldn't dare commit the ebin ebil wrongthink over fictional characters now would you? Wouldn't wanna get a surprise visit from the glowies kicking door your door at 5 am for posting thoughtcrime now would you anon? We need to fight this shit everywhere it crops up as hard as we can while we still have a chance.
>>42770644I already pointed it out as blatant moralizing. Nothing left for me to do but love fillies while anons turn gayer.
>>42762835>Apple Bloom on a milk cartonUh oh...She's missing.
>>42769935>Pic Uuh source? Reverse search doesn't work on cropped picture.
Can't a single thread be made without some manufactured nonsense going on?
>Welcome to 2b2t, the filliest Minecraft server in history
It can if you stop manufacturing it.
>>42771161Unfortunate Girl but it's Diamond Tiara getting skinned alive.I'm certain it's Darkdoomer, I don't really want to see it.
>>42771632what in the fuck is that in-game chat.>my mace>sneak 100>Over OverkillGranted I haven’t touched nu-craft once but are these actual in game things now?
>>42771863Maces are in the game, but the other two are just achievement names; there is no skill system.
>>42770644>the moralfags can swoop in and shift the overton window by screeching about muH pEdOs as soon as anyone posts anything even mildly sexual at that pointfucking prophet, like clockwork.
>>42771936even the captcha knows
>>42771936KEKO
>>42771945but wait there's more! if you call now we'll DOUBLE the offer! the FagWiper 9000 can clean out the toughest of moralfag stains all from the comfort of your own living room or your money back, guaranteed! don't delay, call now!
>>42771974/sfw/ OP here. I get trying to ruin /sfw/, but ruining your own thread? C'mon man. Post about things you like instead of things you hate.
>>42771987>i've been found out>shut it down nownot ruining anything, just not a fan of disingenuous cunts like you, trying to pretend you're not doing anything while you clearly are. people ITT have a right to know. seems like you'd know a lot about cozy glow: you're just like her!
>>42770644being scared of the future is one thing, being scared of a future you made up is notif you're that confident, then do something about it. and if you're confident you can't, then shut up.
>>42771863awww friendly preening>>42771936the prophecy was that they would swoop inthey have not yet swooped in here, so stop giving them attention. they're mental. they need fucking intensive therapy and drugs.
>>42771987I don't see a segregation going well, considering it will invite trolling and your own brand of schizos, like that retard who lost his mind after seeing a filly flag.
>>42771987Come now, you wouldn't be checking in here if you had any genuine intentions for /sfw/ to exist. This place is too icky for you, unless... it's not. Epic troll.
>>42772018It's silly because I explained myself way earlier in this thread and none of you noticed because you were too busy being angry. Anyways, this is my last post in this thread, sorry for contributing to the off-topic bullshit! Have fun posting fillies!
>>42772026this is fucking adorablei'd let scoots watch penis films but I would watch them with her and laugh at the ridiculous parts.
>>42772028i noticed alright, i just don't feel like addressing obvious pilpul, thanks
>>42771936>>42771974that's not an example of what he said would happen though?
I wonder if /ck/ has trolls who ree about transfats or whatever
>>42772049what he said would happen is that by creating a sfw only filly thread you're opening up a safe space for moralfags to screech at us which is exactly what's happening>>42772023>they haven't come to this exact thread YET even though they're already undermining the boardgive it some time, it's not like we've already lost several miles of ground of internet freedom thanks to corpos, payment processors, govts, media platforms like da and patreon, lost the cultural battle among the zoomzooms on discord twatter and bluesky, religious nuts coming back in full force trying to push muh heckin based and tradpilled christ morality, etc etc etc
>>42772077>what he said would happen is that by creating a sfw only filly thread you're opening up a safe space for moralfags to screech at us which is exactly what's happeningnot at all. there is one overzealous moralfag in /sfw/ itself, which you'd think would be the place most accepting of his kind but even there everyone's just telling him to shut up.
>>42772077>muh corposcorporations want complete and total freedom of what you can do. The people behind these nonsense limitations are anticorpos. The fact that they currently have the corpos by the cojones for some reason notwithstanding.what do you think you can do?>religious nutsagain, no. it's the atheists. Traditional christ morality is loving young girls and marrying them while still fertile.
>>42772077checked
>>42772187gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8 appreci8 the w8, never too l8 to particip8 in f8, save the d8
