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>>42766886 Previous thread
Welcome to the conclusion of the 2025 Princess /mlp/ pageant, where your favorite ladies from across all aspects of the franchise be it canon, fandom, or memery were judged and selected for who is most deserving of being crowned board royalty

The afterparty continues on as we celebrate our newest Miss /mlp/ for 2025, Pinkie Pie! As we congratulate the Element of Laughter along with our cheerful runner-up Minuette, third place Pear Butter, fourth Roseluck and all our lovely contestants, I am still also running the Post-Pageant Questionnaire which I typically like to leave for a a few days following the end of a pageant to collect as much feedback as possible. If you have not filled it out yet, it offers the chance to provide feedback and commentary on how the pageant was run, changes that were suggested to its format, and what you would like to see going forward. In addition, for those who haven't had their fill of voting just yet, a few exhibition matches featuring Pinkie Pie going against the previous winners of Miss /mlp/. Even if you've already filled it out, you need only re-open the form and fill out the new questions then re-submit.

Post-Pageant Poll: https://forms.gle/pTbpvZyQBUnaibHfA
https://forms.gle/pTbpvZyQBUnaibHfA
https://forms.gle/pTbpvZyQBUnaibHfA

And as always, thank you all for making this contest what it is
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>>42769657
Full results of Miss /mlp/ 2025
256. Sunflower (17.9%)
255. Chilly Puddle (19.1%)
254. Ember (19.2%)
253. Slow Pony (20.2%)
252. Ruby Splash (20.4%)
251. Cherry Blossom (20.7%)
250. Granny Smith (21.4%)
249. Princess Amore (21.5%)
248. Wind Sprint (22.2%)
247. Silverstream (22.3%)
246. Marker (22.5%)
245. Gatormare (22.7%)
244. Turf (22.9%)
243. Oleander (24.3%)
242. Zippoorwhill (24.7%)
241. Rainy Feather (24.8%)
240. High Winds (25.2%)
239. Zipp Storm (25.2%)
238. Serena (25.9%)
237. Charity Sweetmint (26%)
236. Whoa Nelly (26.3%)
235. Paddlefilly (26.6%)
234. Strawberry Splash (26.9%)
233. Princess Anonmare (27.2%)
232. Bottlecap (28%)
231. Shimmy Shake (28.1%)
230. Surf (28.9%)
229. Skellinore (29.3%)
228. Pony Life Rarity (29.5%)
227. Little League (29.9%)
226. Ruby Pinch (30.7%)
225. Sprinkle Medley (30.7%)
224. Sunny Rays (30.7%)
223. Nordpone (30.7%)
222. Sweet Pepper (30.9%)
221. Nightmare Rarity (31%)
220. Silverspeed (31.1%)
219. Zala (31.2%)
218. Potion Nova (31.3%)
217. Sugar Grape (31.4%)
216. Peppermint Goldylinks (31.5%)
215. Raggie (31.8%)
214. Blonde Spooky Bone Stealer (31.8%)
213. Triple Nut (32.1%)
212. Barley Barrel (32.1%)
211. Arizona (32.7%)
210. Flurry Heart (32.8%)
209. White Lightning (32.9%)
208. Clear Sky (33.4%)
207. Dinky Hooves (34%)
206. Sunny Starscout (34.5%)
205. Human Pinkie Pie (34.7%)
204. Babs Seed (Fish Ver.) (34.9%)
203. Kuruminha (35.3%)
202. Phyllis (35.6%)
201. Rare (35.6%)
200. Torrent (35.7%)
199. Tara Strong (35.8%)
198. Luckette (35.9%)
197. Junebug (36.5%)
196. Gilda (36.6%)
195. Lucky Roll (36.7%)
194. Hatsune Miku (36.7%)
193. Human Applejack (36.7%)
192. Athena (37.2%)
191. Flawless Sparklemoon (37.5%)
190. Green Tea (37.6%)
189. Pipp Petals (37.7%)
188. Merry May (37.7%)
187. Miss Blossomforth (38.7%)
186. Aria Blaze (39.1%)
185. Spring Fresh (39.6%)
184. Megan Williams (40.1%)
183. Velvet (40.4%)
182. Erroria (40.5%)
181. Bitta Blues (40.6%)
180. Fun Raiser (40.8%)
179. Angel Wings (41%)
178. Delta Vee (41.1%)
177. Linky / Shoeshine (41.7%)
176. Misty Fly (41.8%)
175. Blackjack (42%)
174. Cassette Jam (42%)
173. Thrackerzod (42.3%)
172. Adagio Dazzle (42.5%)
171. Vinyl Scratch (42.5%)
170. Somnambula (42.5%)
169. Mayor Mare (42.6%)
168. Dot Matrix (42.9%)
167. Sonata Dusk (43.4%)
166. Mentally Advanced Rainbow Dash (43.8%)
165. Roma (44%)
164. Jasmine Leaf (44.5%)
163. Pinkamena Diane Pie (44.5%)
162. Sci-Twi (45%)
161. Iron Eagle (45.2%)
160. Noi (45.2%)
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159. Mrs. Cake (45.2%)
158. Arctic Lily (45.3%)
157. Luster Dawn (45.4%)
156. Lighthoof (45.7%)
155. Dust Devil (45.8%)
154. Fair Devotion (45.8%)
153. Fair Flyer (46.1%)
152. Mascara Maroon (46.7%)
151. Scootaloo (46.8%)
150. Peachy Pitt (47.1%)
149. Cloudy Quartz (47.4%)
148. Strawberry Sunrise (47.6%)
147. Lilac Luster (47.7%)
146. Blaze (48%)
145. Spitfire (48.2%)
144. Star Dancer (48.2%)
143. Princess Preciosa (48.3%)
142. Sugar Stamp (48.4%)
141. Diamond Tiara (48.4%)
140. Cozy Glow (48.5%)
139. VLC (48.7%)
138. Snow Shower (48.7%)
137. Mage Meadowbrook (48.9%)
136. Silly Stuffing (49.2%)
135. Babs Seed (49.3%)
134. Carrot Bun (49.4%)
133. Sunshower Raindrops (49.5%)
132. Piña Colada (49.7%)
131. Golden Hooves (49.8%)
130. March Gustysnows (49.8%)
129. Raspberry Vinaigrette (21.2%)
128. Cloverbelle (22.3%)
127. The Mysterious Mare Do Well (22.8%)
126. Specialist Sunflower (26.1%)
125. Stompy Slippers (27.5%)
124. Prim Posy (28.8%)
123. Fresh Coat (29.7%)
122. Mozzarella Orgy (30.4%)
121. Cultivar (30.7%)
120. Summer Breeze (30.8%)
119. Sonata (31.1%)
118. Gleaming Shield (31.3%)
117. Crystal War Dash (32.1%)
116. Dark Rainbow Dash (32.5%)
115. Sassaflash (32.6%)
114. Epona (32.8%)
113. Statuemare (32.8%)
112. Firefly (32.9%)
111. Aloe (33.3%)
110. Snowdrop (33.7%)
109. Sweet Biscuit (35%)
108. Sugar Belle (35.1%)
107. Lotus Blossom (35.1%)
106. S'mare (35.5%)
105. Daring Do (36.4%)
104. Surprise (36.6%)
103. Littlepip (37%)
102. Terri Softmare (37.3%)
101. Izzy Moonbow (37.5%)
100. Bon Bon (38.4%)
99. Light Stream (38.6%)
98. News Flash (39.3%)
97. Velvet Remedy (39.7%)
96. Tree Hugger (39.9%)
95. Thursday (39.9%)
94. Parasol (40.1%)
93. Toffee Swirl (40.4%)
92. Echo (40.6%)
91. Photo Finish (40.9%)
90. Stickmare (40.9%)
89. Dyx (41.1%)
88. Lady Amalthea (41.9%)
87. Clear Skies (42.7%)
86. Princess Molestia (42.7%)
85. Silver Spoon (43.9%)
84. Stellar Flare (44.2%)
83. Cream Heart (44.7%)
82. Minty (45.2%)
81. Tempest Shadow (45.2%)
80. Milky Way (45.5%)
79. Posey Bloom (45.6%)
78. Wheely Bopper (45.7%)
77. Suri Polomare (45.7%)
76. Screw Loose (45.8%)
75. Candy Apples (46.5%)
74. Autumn Blaze (46.6%)
73. Frankenfilly (46.8%)
72. Cloudchaser (47.4%)
71. Sweetie Bot (47.4%)
70. Berry Punch (47.4%)
69. Night Glider (48.3%)
68. Pacific Glow (48.3%)
67. Nasapone (48.3%)
66. Moondancer (48.5%)
65. Rainy Day (49.7%)
64. Cloud Kicker (34.6%)
63. Cinder Glow (34.8%)
62. Blossomforth (35.6%)
61. Soirée (36.1%)
60. Daisy (36.4%)
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59. Morning Mimosa (36.8%)
58. Coloratura (37.1%)
57. Sunshine Smiles (37.5%)
56. Matinée (38.5%)
55. Kerfuffle (39.9%)
54. Torque Wrench (40.9%)
53. Aryanne Hoofler (41.1%)
52. Copper Top (41.4%)
51. Fleur de Lis (41.9%)
50. Inky Rose (42.9%)
49. Flitter (43.1%)
48. Apple Bloom (43.8%)
47. Daybreaker (44.4%)
46. Floor Bored (44.5%)
45. Nyx (45.5%)
44. Sweetie Belle (45.6%)
43. Queen Chrysalis (45.8%)
42. Ms. Peachbottom (46.4%)
41. Cherry Jubilee (47.3%)
40. Apple Fritter (47.6%)
39. Numget (47.7%)
38. Sergeant Reckless (47.9%)
37. Sea Swirl (48%)
36. Lemon Hearts (48.7%)
35. Lightning Dust (49.1%)
34. Maud Pie (49.3%)
33. Vapor Trail (49.6%)
32. Amethyst Star (37.5%)
31. Twinkleshine (38.9%)
30. Starlight Glimmer (39.9%)
29. Anon Filly (41.4%)
28. Coco Pommel (41.8%)
27. Twilight Velvet (43.3%)
26. Zecora (44%)
25. Cherry Berry (44%)
24. Fleetfoot (44.3%)
23. Nightmare Moon (44.9%)
22. Tracy Cage (45.2%)
21. Lily Valley (46.3%)
20. Wallflower Blush (48.1%)
19. Windy Whistles (48.2%)
18. Carrot Top (48.2%)
17. Sunset Shimmer (48.4%)
16. Princess Cadance (39%)
15. Frosty Flakes (40.6%)
14. Rarity (40.7%)
13. Lyra Heartstrings (43%)
12. Rainbowshine (44%)
11. Raven Inkwell (44.6%)
10. Limestone Pie (46.9%)
9. Lauren Faust (47.8%)
8. Octavia Melody
7. Cheerilee
6. Fluttershy
5. Princess Celestia
4. Roseluck
3. Pear Butter
2. Minuette
1. Pinkie Pie

Mini-Bracket Results
>Best Background Pony
Lyra Heartstrings (Runner-up: Berry Punch)
>Best OC
Milky Way (Runner-up: Princess Molestia)
>Best Princess
Princess Celestia (Runner-up: Daybreaker)
>Best MILF
Pear Butter (Runner-up: Lauren Faust)
>Best Mane
Nightmare Moon (Runner-up: Vapor Trail)
>Best Bitch
Limestone Pie (Runner-up: Queen Chrysalis)

Royal Round Robin Full Results
1/2/3: Princess Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves (Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Verity each, along with one win on each other Twilight > Derpy > Luna > Twilight)
4. Applejack (Rainbow Dash, Verity)
5. Verity (Rainbow Dash)
6. Rainbow Dash

Final Mini-Bracket Standings: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-VTJEmaxGbp_mF73h5IylJWp0EFERMgN5hzgGMKCNlo/
Results of Qualifiers: https://forms.gle/q8Jp4CaKBFxRsffHA
Results of Round of 256: https://forms.gle/yZ5cqcRjWpNbnX7j8
Results of Round of 128: https://forms.gle/K2n1NxQWL23VmRqi8
Results of Round of 64: https://forms.gle/6JrUngQvHtCJafZw8
Results of Round of 32: https://forms.gle/3cPX5YvD5K8P3XzDA
Results of Round of 16: https://forms.gle/788YFSGbKo4LqgcXA
Results of Quarterfinals: https://forms.gle/W19VSUcpqAaHiSrM7
Results of Semifinals: https://forms.gle/ZrzWjR54ddVC8wGr9
Results of Finals: https://forms.gle/VMhnYquw98g2Sm8S9
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>>42769657
Non nobis, Domine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13FrLGB_oK8
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>>42769675
>8. Octavia Melody
Actually surprised by this. Who knew donk was so superior?
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>>42769696
This takes me back to watching MM back in 2017
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>>42769706
Tavi's actually always been a strong contender. This is isn't her first time in the top 8, she's made it as far as 4th place, and this year she was even the #1 Seed. She only lost to Pinkie who won the whole thing, she's going to take it one of these years
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PAGEANTANON! LET RARITY WIN 2026, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
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>He actually cucked a dad legitimately
The BVLL of /co/ and /mlp/…
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>>42769730
meme brit horse
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>>42769750
SU always wins in the end.
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I can't believe Raven Inkwell won! What a journey this year was!
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>>42769754
Jolly good horse
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>>42769750
I thought his dad was the one who gets all the pussy
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>>42769822
lol even the creators called Steven a harem protagonist.
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>>42769538
>With the commotion settling down you took a trip to Ponyville.
>You always liked the quaintness here and some of your best friends lived around here.
>You had just sat your rump down for a quick lunch when you saw a pony across from your table reading the newspaper.
>THIS YEARS MISS MLP IS PONYVILLE'S OWN PINKIE PIE
>The emotions of just the other day came crashing back again, but the waves weren't as high.
>It must be nice for town pride to have the best Equestrians here year after year.
"That sure was a crazy day...! heh."
>A white horn poked out over the parchment, and snort of breath.
>Leaning over with interest you guessed it was... Rarity taking another beating with a sulking.
>Not exactly a bestie, but still a good pony everyone knows.
>Couldn't see her mane but you tried to lighten the mood with an icebreaker.
"Another year for us back to the beginning, huh?"
>Hooves tightened around the pages, but no reply.
>Maybe pointing out that you were both failures wasn't the best idea.
>Your eyes fell down to glance at the other end of the pages.
>Dental stocks taking a hit.
>Ahh, probably just a coincidence.
"Second place is good too, right?"
>"Well, it's certainly better than 7th, 5th and 14th."
>Oof.
>Definitely hit a sore spot, you know the dance when you strike a nerve.
>"How about 22nd, and 26th?"
>Your ears flopped, you didn't know she's been keeping track.
>Lowering the pages she only glowered, her pink cheeks hid the steam behind a scrunch.
>"I suppose you'd like to place 98th then, mwhah Rarity barely breaking a top 100?"
"Okay, okay I get i-"
>"Even a yellow dog can do better!"
>You tried to think of any yellow canines who were in a pageant but can't think of any, and filed in the back of your head as grasping at haystraws
"Wha-huh, dogs?, Are you feeling okay?"
"And you got into the top 8 and 16 plenty of times, that's better than most mares"
>"Yes... and then my victory is snatched away from me like a bandit!!"
>You scoffed, amused
"Come on, Rarity. You don't think you were cheated every time, do you?"
>"Oh yes, darling, I most certainly do."
>"And like a true scoundrel they won't even reveal themselves!"
>Time to push back.
>You couldn't accept that kind of thinking
>All the wins would mean nothing, your feelings over it, and... Pinkie?
>"Maybe... maybe it's this attitude? Nopony likes a sore loser, Rar."
>She wasn't having it. "No it's-it's just jealousy."
"And at least you can try again next year, in case you forgot I have to sit out!"
>She slammed the newspaper down on the table. "Oh yes, that's how it always is. Let Rarity try again so we can kick her down again!"
"We, who is 'we'?"
>"Somepony is deliberately TARGETING ME, and I have the proof. I've been collecting it all, those nasty things left around."
"No way, who would want to do that?"
>You were all for girl-gossip but this seemed like a stretch.
2/?
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ded thred
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>>42769881
liv thred
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>>42769750
>>42769822
I don't remember Steven cucking anybody.
Now his DAD on the other hand, that absolute gigachad cucked a lesbian. And then he was getting ready to seduce two more galactic conquerors in order to save the Earth. Man's a treasure, him and Peridot are the only based characters in that show.
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>>42769881
moar
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>>42769881
>I've been collecting it all, those nasty things left around
used condoms?
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>>42769914
No, rocks
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>>42769675
Just putting it out there. Next year is ours.
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>>42769929
Time will tell, my little pony.
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>>42769929
Hell yeah
>>42769937
I believe in Sunbowl 2026
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i would like to congratulate the ponkfags for winning miss /MLP/ of 2025.

https://files.catbox.moe/mjbaiq.mp4
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>>42769669
Can someone post the version of this from last year?
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>>42770100
Congrats, ponkerplonkers. You may or may not have benefited from poorly-judged rigging, but take heart in knowing that the riggers in question underestimated your dedication. By their design, you weren't meant to be in the running, and yet, you won.
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>>42770100
holy fuck it's GLORIOUS
i love you ponkfags
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>>42769822
>>42769888
Greg is the only cartoon dad that isn't a cuck. Too bad Future turned everyone against him.
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Good job Pinkie!
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why is this freak samefagging about steven universe
nobody cares
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>>42770179
You know how it is, pageants attract a very specific kind of individual to the board, the kind that goes from board to board, only posting on events like these
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>>42770179
Steven Universe is inherent entwined with MLP
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>>42769881
>"I don't know but it's been going on for too long and I simply can't allow it!"
>You couldn't help but snicker.
"Uhuh-aha, and you have this, proof right now, like now-now?"
>"Well no, but it's still being gathered and will be given to Twilight to sort out."
>A dramatic pause.
>"...But after aaall the evidence. I am positive the culprits will be brought to light!"
>You fell silent, hooves resting together.
"And what about... Pinkie?"
>Of course you had to know.
>"What about her?"
>Brushing a hoof under your chin, if nothing else her outbursts could be entertaining.
"I read up after, it was you or her. Do you think just because YOU lost it's rigged?"
>"Of course not! Don't be rash. But they don't make it a GAME out of it for HER."
" 'They' and 'We' this is pretty hard to believe, you know, you're kinda sounding a little coo-coo."
>"The numbers darling, it's all in the numbers."
>She slid a closed envelope over.
>Curiosity got to you, you weren't even humoring her, you genuinely wanted to know what the hay she was talking about.
>Did she actually have anything proving it was fixed? With a swift motion you had opened
>Pulling out documents.
>Your mouth fell open, in quiet shock.
>Shock of how much of a nothing hayburger it was.
>It was [Rarity losing 40.7% to Pinkie 59.3%.]
"I don't get it"
"But this is all about you, again?"
"This is just... the results?"
>"I wasn't the only one who was hit this year, oooooh no, they went and out did themselves."
"Oh, so? Really, who else did this this mysterymare-hater shake up?
>She leaned over, whispering in your ear making it flick.
>"Why our dear Fluttershy, of course. And they didn't go after MysteryMare."
"Fluttershy."
"Like the Fluttershy I had to beat?"
>She nodded "The very same."
"So you don't think you losing to Pinkie Pie was rigged, Fluttershy was?"
"Hahaha, you're a hoot. How does that make any sense at all?"
>"Ohohoho Minnutte... Everypony likes Lyra more than you, so taking out the competition early is a strat-eegic act."
"They do? Huh, that's interesting, I never noticed."
>"You had it so easy being in a random bracket"
"So ponies must like green more than blue.."
>Scrunch
"Why did Lyra lose to Fluttershy then if she's a more popular pony"
>"Now you're getting it! Our fiend has been weaving complicated web of LIES under everypony's noses to drive us to doubt."
"To doubt the result? Isn't that what you're doing?"
>She threw a hoof over her face in a drama pose
>"Neigh, to doubt ourselves!"
"Isn't that.. what you're doing?"
>She ignored it and continued raving on.
>"The team of saboteurs, and it's definitely coordinated, has been throwing the wrench in the gears for a while but it's all coming to a head."
>"This is just the tip of the iceberg, the PROOF! And they left their dirty hoofprints all over me like a victory flag."
3/?
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>>42770213
:su:
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>they fear CHADven CHADverse
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Welcome to the winner's circle ponkbros, your wife is now immortalized as the best, and now you can chill and have fun with the pageant, knowing you already won, and no one can take that away from you
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>>42770266
You can't lie to me, that's Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
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>>42769675
>tfw Beipa's luscious mane lost to a literal bald horse with a bit of colorful smoke on top of her eggshell of a head
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>>42770248
>"I should have won YEARS ago, but I hear that there's a calling for a total overhaul so we don't have these dirty brown riggers and their game of cheat the cheaters again!"
"Uh. Change the whole thing, because of cheating and now there's riggers rigging against riggers?"
>"Yes why not? Ponyville voters control the whole thing, darling"
>"But-it's not even-"
>It's not even a Ponyville contest! It was held in Canterlot!
>Wouldn't this be rigging, controlling the vote??
>You wanted to scream, but instead you left it internal and forced a smile.
"Alright, alright this is a little too much drama for me, so I'm just going to let you handle it alright, but um, good luck?"
>She smiled, the old confidence restored "Will do. Detective Rarity is on the case."
>In a span of a few minutes ever since she put on a hat she dawned on some alternate personality to cope with being out again.
>She's... lost it.
>She's not a detective, she's a fashion designer!
>You had already started to lean away, it was time to cut your ties with this one before she drags you off on some elaborate goosechase that she calls a crime scene.
"Weeell I gotta get back to the grind, grinding away Plaque that is. Take care Rare!"
>She tipped her hat. "Of course Minuette,"
>"And remember, trust the plan, my dear."
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>It would be hard to put yourself in her horseshoes.
>Rarity was... just being overly dramatic again, nopony actually was that bothered.
>She just needs time to get over it, I mean who goes into a complete conspiracy over losing a kinda-sorta beauty contest?
>At least she was in a better mood even if she's going a little crazy.
>You had a look around, things seemed business as usual. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
>No sign of scheming, or a pile of votes dumped in a ditch.
>Ahh you shouldn't even be doing it, you're
>You hope getting to talk to Rose and chat over how the both of you made it so far would put put your mind at ease for a while.
>Maybe even visit Pinkie again. It'll tide you over until you returned back to Canterlot.
>Of course there would be a party over winning, a big one, but it's been a few days.
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>And here you were, back home. Home sweet home.
>Hmm. 'sweet' home.
>Was it you or were things getting worse it seems every week?
>Patients are still coming in, but you can't help but feel like things are slipping out of your hooves like poorly held floss.
>Was there less patients now? But it didn't seem like they were doing any better, in fact the trend showed more cavities than ever.
>You asked them if they had been changing their diets.
>It took a while for you to notice a pattern.
>Cupcakes
>Cakes
>Candy
>It's always something... sugar loaded.
>Of course, of course! It hurts your brain how simple it was that you groaned out loud.
"UGH why are ponies like this... "
>This was the worst thing that could happen!
>Everypony was following the lifestyle advice of number 1 to join the herd!
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I love this a lot. Thanks for writing it!
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KINO
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fucking fantastic, congrats Ponkfags



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