Zephyr Breeze and Rainbow Dash are the best.
>>42776347>rape
based
>>42776347
Honestly, assuming these two can grow up in personality a little, and learn to communicate properly, Rainbow would probably actually like him.
Wont lie, I always liked the idea of these two as a couple.
>>42776347Still better then Applejack.
Zephyr is a loser. Quibble is a better option.
>>42776347Eh, I kinda like this ship
>>42776850holy fucking based
>>42776850My glorious goat Jesse from Minecraft storymo- I mean, Quibble pants!? Absolutely 100% Yes. Underrated character.
>>42776983These underagefags aren't even hiding it anymore...
>>42776356Tea? Nice!
Still better than Soarindash
>>42776763True that
>>42777508unf
>>42776347The mustache and beard + glasses combo makes him look extremely fruity.
>>42777271Minecraft Story Mode came out 21 years ago Anon...
>>42776347Here's to another 3 months
>>42778217Cheers
>>42778217Maybe we'll finish sooner, if there will be less spam to delete
>>42776347she canonically hates himyou just like it because>muh loser getting the girlRelatable, friend?
>>42778674lol
>>42777508Hot
>>42778899nothing wrong with that on its own
>>42780561<3
Why did Dash criticize him for having a nap in the middle of the day when she does that all the time
>>42780586Dash can actually say she's actually done stuff, like cloud busting duties, before her nap. What has Zephyr done?
>>42780561I love this. cute origami
>>42781225lol cute
>>42777508whoa nice
>>42776347Zephyr would look better as a cunning rogue who moves as silently as the breeze, rather than someone loud and attention-grabbing like Wonderbolt.
>>42782589With all those different jobs being just a cover for his espionage activities.
Yeah because we needed another one of these.
>>42783243lol nice
>>42777617>>42780305
>>42783844unf nice
>>42783844Whoa!
>>42783844HOT
>>42786379Cute.
>>42786379is-is that hoof holding! this is a blue board, oh my!
>>42787228lol
>>42787228I love hoof holding.
>>42788568I recognize that one
>>42788568Didn't know Zephyr was the Scout, heh.
>>42788568Now that's a reference!
>>42788568nice mares love oats
>>42790544lol
>>42780305Ron was competent though.
>>42791422Imagine him trying to style tree huggers mane!
>>42791123He was, closer to the endMost of the time he was not
>>42790544Love this!
>>42792634coffee :D
>>42792634kek
>>42792634drank, innit?
>>42793707lol nice.
>>42793707Good smoochin'!
>>42793707whoa
>>42793707Adorable couple
based ship
Bump for max cute
>>42784472happy couple
>>42796692nice
>>42796692Lovely!
>>42776405far better actually
>>42798384unf
>>42798384So cute!
>>42799052lol
>>42799052fat dashie!
>>42799052That's a big belly, Zephyr must of put in there like what? 5 foals?
>>42799052fatty dash
>>42799052>zephyr>absent father<heavy voice> NOO!!!
>>42800743lol
>>42800743so cute!
Zephyr does his best even when he'd rather be back at the cabin lounging on chaise longue while sipping hot cocoa using beans imported from Puerto Caballo (8 ounces costs 80 bits and Zephyr is using Rainbow Dash's money to purchase it).
>>42801656Always gotta be on your best for your wife and foals!
>>42802128kek I like this because it implies he's been in love since the beginning. following his heart and he achieved his goal
>>42802128Funny
Every day Zephyr gets to wake up and go, "Yeah honey, I put a bun in the fastest oven alive."
>>42802966Very nice.
>>42802966based
>>42802966love this
dashie would DEFINITELY reluctantly call zephyr her little pogchamp
>>42804949lol nice reference
>>42804949mm spaghetti.
>>42806183Cute.
>>42806183very wholesome
necc
>>42807701Too much!
>>42807701kek
>>42807701more NECK!
>>42802128heh
>>42809522nice hug
>>42809522happy pones?
>>42810342Yeah.
>>42809522Smug :)
>>42810995Nice foal.
dashie and zephyr giving smooch :D
>>42812002
>>42812008UNF
>>42812008That's pretty hot.
>>42777508Goddamn why is bored sex so fucking hot
>>42778899Unironically losers are more interesting to females than average Joes.Either be a bad boy or be a loser, but don't be average. This is also why none of you can get a girlfriend. You don't tick any of the "problem" boxes but you don't tick any of the "exciting" boxes either. You're just there.
>>42812880That's untrue, 4channers tick many problem boxes they just have zero charm to make up for it.
>>42802128Honestly this is the hottest part of the whole FS/RD/ZB dynamic. The /ss/ that inevitably occurred when they were young.
>>42812882It helps if you don't tick the average box in looks too, at least if your "problem" boxes don't double as "excitement" boxes.I know exactly what most of you guys look like. Short brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, 6/10 face. Unremarkable, unassuming and entirely uninteresting.
>>42812880>Either be a bad boy or be a loser, but don't be averageIt's that easy? I don't believe it.
>>42813210>It's that easy? I don't believe it.Of course not otherwise we'd all wouldn't be here
>>42814005Play Super Smash Bros Melee?
>>42814520yeah... totally...
>>42814005dat face
>>42814005SMASH DASHIE YAK STYLE
>>42813210I wish it was easy, alas it is not...
>>42816319just be urself lmao
>>42816903kek ok that's good
>>42816903IDGI the joke
>>42816743Loser, then.
>>42817720You don't get it? Are you for real?
>>42818688is it that he expects dash to be futa?
>>42818923He's gay and he thought Rainbow was a dude.
>>42819821same hair style-ish, lol.
>>42820978>>42819821chubby face dashie so cutey wutey!
>>42818276Quite the news, eh?
>>42819821lovely.
>>42812008Woaah, niiiice.
>>42823367very cute!
>>42823367I love this, wholesome family.
>>42823367Based.
>>42825955UNF
>>42825955Whoaaa, niiice.
>>42825304happy pones :)
>>42827936hot
>>42827936That's pretty gosh darn whew-weee.
>>42827936giwtwm
>>42829919Entertaining, hmm?
>>42831431So adorable!
>>42831431aww :)
>>42832995Dashie tummy
>>42831431giwtwm
>>42834745Romantic.
>>42834745cute
>>42834745Nice rose.
>>42832995Dashie lookin real squishable here
is zephyr breeze supposed to be a NEET?
>>42837125He's not a NEET in the current popular interpretation of the acronym. He's shy in his own way. Fluttershy's shyness is more obvious but she's also found direction in her life by taking care of animals. Zephyr Breeze has a flinching fear of failure which is why he locks up whenever the slightest obstacle enters his path, and his parents have such a fear of confrontation they weren't able to give his life direction by helping him learn to overcome small challenges. The point of his episode was learning how to push through the barest of resistance and stick with something so he'd stop spinning his wheels.
>>42837160ahh ok thanks for explaining to to me anon
>>42837994adorable!!
>>42837994lol fluttershy
>>42776347they deserve eachother, but I doubt it would work out with both parties in the relationship having difficulty admitting fault/having to save face over keeping the peace/overinflated ego/etc
>>42838716Dash is the element of loyalty so it'll be all grand
>>42838716Dash has an inflated ego because she was taught that every minor success is a monumental victory, and she's also incredibly competent at what she loves. Zephyr has an inflated ego because he doesn't have anypony celebrating him, which means he compensates by bragging about himself even though he has no accomplishments to stand on. Despite all of his flaws that he's developed after years of a self-causing negative feedback loop, Zephyr desperately needs somepony like Dash to help him learn to actually value himself instead of pretending that he's the hottest thing since ground oats.
>>42839497simply cute.
>>42839497aww :D
>>42840439nice origami!
>>42840439Very cute foal, she is beautiful.
>>42840439how do they make origami unless hoofs are magnetic then im jealous
>>42841346Yeah the hoofs have magic which makes them superior than what anything else has.
>>42840934much so
>>42842478Pretty mane... love... mane...
>>42842478Beauty.
>>42776850I hate Patton Oswalt so much
>>42842478I like their foal, it just makes me smile but not like pinkie pie's smiles.
>>42844147wut
>>42843682You gotta give him respect, even if you don't like him. Not many men would kill their own human wives just to date a divorced pony and raise a deadbeat stallion's offspring (to groom his own filly-stepdaughter into his marewaifu using the template of a superior mare as a foundation).
>>42844763wait is Quibble Pants supposed to be his pony version? whew
>>42844981Yes. Also, Cheese Sandwich is literally Weird Al and Discord is literally John de Lancie.
>>42845316The more you know, huh neat.
>>42844763unf based, that filly is HOT!
If he got a new haircut and shaved the stubble
>>42846971Lookin' cool!
>>42846971>"i'm baby"
>>42846863Nice foal.
>>42846971lol he looks like he de-aged
>>42848876Dashie likes em' young.
>>42849344Oh...
>>42850323>that mane style on the foalu-unf...
>>42850686eh its alright but not amazing
>>42850323cute family
>>42851952Yeah they're awesome.
>>42776850Quibble can be the sidecock
skinny twinkdeathed femboy
>>42852865smoocha
>>42852865Me on the left.
>>42854699lol that is cute
>>42854699it goes in the based folder
>>42854699Nice picnic they had.
>>42857497If I was a ant I would love this pic on how adorable it is, lol
>>42858850cute
>>42859721kek fluttershy
>>42852865UNF
>>42827936me on the right haha
>>42862651benis
>>42864503lol
>>42862651Is dashie really that short?
>>42866066yes.
>>42864503Watch out!
>>42867736I like that foal
>>42788568>"This here's a bucket.">"Dear CELESTIA.">"There's more.">"NOOOO."
>>42868611kek
>>42868611What does the bucket contain?!
>>42869505the game
Oh no. Not this shit again.
>>42870771so smug
>>42776347Wait ponies can have beards?!
>>42871918DYEWTS
>>42871918>What is Sunburst
>>42872851Zephyr Breeze actually looks cool with the royal guard outfit.
I swear this thread somehow has less posts every time I check it
>>42873879I check this thread somewhat often and I don't see anything weird.
>>42873879looks fine to me
