Zephyr Breeze and Rainbow Dash are the best.
>>42776347>rape
based
>>42776347
Honestly, assuming these two can grow up in personality a little, and learn to communicate properly, Rainbow would probably actually like him.
Wont lie, I always liked the idea of these two as a couple.
>>42776347Still better then Applejack.
Zephyr is a loser. Quibble is a better option.
>>42776347Eh, I kinda like this ship
>>42776850holy fucking based
>>42776850My glorious goat Jesse from Minecraft storymo- I mean, Quibble pants!? Absolutely 100% Yes. Underrated character.
>>42776983These underagefags aren't even hiding it anymore...
>>42776356Tea? Nice!
Still better than Soarindash
>>42776763True that
>>42777508unf
>>42776347The mustache and beard + glasses combo makes him look extremely fruity.
>>42777271Minecraft Story Mode came out 21 years ago Anon...
>>42776347Here's to another 3 months
>>42778217Cheers
>>42778217Maybe we'll finish sooner, if there will be less spam to delete
>>42776347she canonically hates himyou just like it because>muh loser getting the girlRelatable, friend?
>>42778674lol
>>42777508Hot
>>42778899nothing wrong with that on its own
>>42780561<3
Why did Dash criticize him for having a nap in the middle of the day when she does that all the time
>>42780586Dash can actually say she's actually done stuff, like cloud busting duties, before her nap. What has Zephyr done?
>>42780561I love this. cute origami
>>42781225lol cute
>>42777508whoa nice
>>42776347Zephyr would look better as a cunning rogue who moves as silently as the breeze, rather than someone loud and attention-grabbing like Wonderbolt.
>>42782589With all those different jobs being just a cover for his espionage activities.
Yeah because we needed another one of these.
>>42783243lol nice
>>42777617>>42780305
>>42783844unf nice
>>42783844Whoa!
>>42783844HOT
>>42786379Cute.
>>42786379is-is that hoof holding! this is a blue board, oh my!
>>42787228lol
>>42787228I love hoof holding.
>>42788568I recognize that one
>>42788568Didn't know Zephyr was the Scout, heh.
>>42788568Now that's a reference!
>>42788568nice mares love oats
>>42790544lol
>>42780305Ron was competent though.
>>42791422Imagine him trying to style tree huggers mane!
>>42791123He was, closer to the endMost of the time he was not
>>42790544Love this!
>>42792634coffee :D
>>42792634kek
>>42792634drank, innit?
>>42793707lol nice.
>>42793707Good smoochin'!
>>42793707whoa
>>42793707Adorable couple
based ship
Bump for max cute
>>42784472happy couple
>>42796692nice
>>42796692Lovely!
>>42776405far better actually
>>42798384unf
>>42798384So cute!
>>42799052lol
>>42799052fat dashie!
>>42799052That's a big belly, Zephyr must of put in there like what? 5 foals?
>>42799052fatty dash
>>42799052>zephyr>absent father<heavy voice> NOO!!!
>>42800743lol
>>42800743so cute!
Zephyr does his best even when he'd rather be back at the cabin lounging on chaise longue while sipping hot cocoa using beans imported from Puerto Caballo (8 ounces costs 80 bits and Zephyr is using Rainbow Dash's money to purchase it).
>>42801656Always gotta be on your best for your wife and foals!
>>42802128kek I like this because it implies he's been in love since the beginning. following his heart and he achieved his goal
>>42802128Funny
Every day Zephyr gets to wake up and go, "Yeah honey, I put a bun in the fastest oven alive."
>>42802966Very nice.
>>42802966based
>>42802966love this
dashie would DEFINITELY reluctantly call zephyr her little pogchamp
>>42804949lol nice reference
>>42804949mm spaghetti.
>>42806183Cute.
>>42806183very wholesome
necc
>>42807701Too much!
>>42807701kek
>>42807701more NECK!
>>42802128heh
>>42809522nice hug
>>42809522happy pones?
>>42810342Yeah.
>>42809522Smug :)
>>42810995Nice foal.
dashie and zephyr giving smooch :D
>>42812002
>>42812008UNF
>>42812008That's pretty hot.
>>42777508Goddamn why is bored sex so fucking hot
>>42778899Unironically losers are more interesting to females than average Joes.Either be a bad boy or be a loser, but don't be average. This is also why none of you can get a girlfriend. You don't tick any of the "problem" boxes but you don't tick any of the "exciting" boxes either. You're just there.
>>42812880That's untrue, 4channers tick many problem boxes they just have zero charm to make up for it.
>>42802128Honestly this is the hottest part of the whole FS/RD/ZB dynamic. The /ss/ that inevitably occurred when they were young.
>>42812882It helps if you don't tick the average box in looks too, at least if your "problem" boxes don't double as "excitement" boxes.I know exactly what most of you guys look like. Short brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, 6/10 face. Unremarkable, unassuming and entirely uninteresting.
>>42812880>Either be a bad boy or be a loser, but don't be averageIt's that easy? I don't believe it.
>>42813210>It's that easy? I don't believe it.Of course not otherwise we'd all wouldn't be here
>>42814005Play Super Smash Bros Melee?
>>42814520yeah... totally...
>>42814005dat face
