You arrive in Equestria. All ponies look like pic related. What do?
>>42782964Ask everypony I meet "Why the long face?"
>>42782964>everypony is Rainbow DashTruly the worst timeline. We have to go back.
I like real life horses so I would still befriend them as usual, though I'm also the kind of person who would wish to go to Equestria as a pony so there's that
>>42782964Nice try. What's the downside?
You arrive in Equestria and all ponies look like giant fucking slugs. What the fuck do you do now?
>>42783004Well, they don't look like they do in the show. That can be a downside for some people. Personally, I think horsedash looks pretty cute.
>>42782964>rape
>>42782964>what do?It looks like a horsey pony for the most part. I will be relieved that I did not end up in a cringe version of Equestria as imagined by milquetoast DeviantArt dog/cat-fuckers.I want my ponies to look like horses.>>42782988>I'm also the kind of person who would wish to go to Equestria as a pony so there's thatSeconding.
>>42783031>they don't look like they do in the show.Do people really think the ponies will look like Flash puppets?
>>42783037You're late, very late. I'm disappointed.
>>42782964i would probably love em stillhoers looking ponies are very cute
>>42782964>rapePlap those marepussies and ponuts mercillesly. This is not a downside, this is a complete win anon!
>>42783020Jackpot!
you arrive in equestria and wow my little pony is all fish version what do
Personally I kinda like imagining the ponies a bit like pic related. More of a middle ground between the shows artstyle and just straight up horse. We know from EQG that the ponies are supposed to have slightly different anatomy than horses anyway, so this just feels more fitting to me.
>>42783279Drown, because I have no gils.
>>42782964suicide
>>42782982They'll get tired of that joke real quick.
>>42783020I like real life slugs so I would still befriend them as usual, though I'm also the kind of person who would wish to go to Slugstria as a slug so there's that
>>42782964Pet the cute horsies, duh.
>>42782964What's the problem? As long as they're sentient and can consent, there's no problem.
>>42782964Kiss 'em lengthways.The real problem with a horsier than usual anatomy is leg injuries. It's not unreasonable to expect a civilized horse society to mitigate this issue with a variety of tricks and workarounds, but what if they struck an insurmountable barrier?
>>42783749Jack Harkness is that you?
>>42782964I fail to see a problem here
>>42783020"Would you still love me if I was a horse?"
>>42783020You brought this on yourself.
>>42784251where's slug belle?
>>42782964I spent the last nine hours looking at equines who look like that with a little less color. Take a wild guess
>>42782964Hug, pet, go insane when I see them do stuff with their legs like in the cartoonAlternatively,Hug, pet, go insane from everypony wanting me to do arm stuff because their legs can't bend and grab like in the show
>>42784324>everypony wanting me to do arm stuff
>>42783244I love her
I love mares
>>42783020Throw myself into a salt pot.
>>42782964Love them.
>>42783020That thing looks like a shit.
>>42785243999999% would
>>42783301Looks like a blocky G% stallion if G% had any sexual dimorphism
>>42784291I give up. What happened?
>>42785650How much sexual dimorphism is there in real horses? Is it possible to tell a horse's sex by just looking at the face and body without checking the genitals?
>>42782964This is acceptable.
>>42782964
>>42785796He's horsebrained now I'm afraid. S'what happens when you're around them for too long, now he needs to be see horses or else the affliction kills him.
>>42782988As mare or stallion
>>42783301Too muscular
>>42786482It's AJ, she should have a bit of muscle. Others would obviously have different body types. Picrel is another one I like too.
>>42785809not really. some say they can tell from the way they carry themselves but personally I believe that's cope and confirmation bias
>>42784613I hate her
>>42782964>Eh, good enough
>>42785809>>42786945>irl stallions are androgynous prettyboysThat checks out.
>>42786479King Sombra
>>42787055Either that are the mares all have manface.
>>42787061unless you live in the third world most male horses are gelded and they still look the same. in light of that the femcolt stallion theory makes more sense
>>42782964Still bang rainbow dash
Horsepussy is horsepussy
>>42787195>he says while posting a barbie
>>42787196I'm a barbie irl
>>42787195..Well it was a nice thread while it lasted.
>>42787196barbies are canon, unlike the op
>>42783347>FUCK AHH I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A WHORE RARITY AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>42787196Those humanoids are equine-derived, not primate-derived. They have horsepussies.
>>42787248No hooves no service, interloper.
>>42786422that's not true. I can quit any time I swear
>>42787059If you get to be Sombra, can I be a servant mare who helps get the other mares ready for fucking and cleans them up when you're done with them?
>>42783301>>42782964The Wild Mares thread is down the hallway
>>42787248Horsepussy on human is so underrated and rare.
>>42787987Gross
>>42782964Realize I won at life
>>42788200>He doesn't want to lick a stallion's excessive load out of a shuddering mare's winking pussyDo you even like ponies, bro?
>>42788194Because is fucking bullshit. Why would you stick a beautiful horse pussy in a human? It doesn't look good. Mare pussy is for mares.
>>42788194I have never seen it. I don't believe it exists.
>>42788526It does exist. There's a picture of human Sunset Shimmer with horsepussy.
>>42788695I've found them now. I'm a bit disappointed that none of them look good.
>>42788695>>42788194>>42788517yeah hussy on human is not it. Horse pussy looks good because it's anatomically correct, it's the right shape for what it has to do; human pussy is the right shape for what it has to do on a human. Horse legs are at a 90 degree angle to their hips, compared to human legs and human hips - on a human, the thighs help protect the vagina and keep the vulva closed, but on a horse, it's not in between the legs and so needs a puffy shape to compensate. The puffy shape doesn't work when it's in between the thighs.
>>42788715That's why it's hot. On a human body, a horse pussy is a massive obscene thing. It doesn't fit, but horse magic means they get one anyways.
>>42783347Kek
>>42788715what if you also replace the human legs, torso, arms, head, neck, personality etc with the mare equivalent? I think it would look great then
>>42789847No, keep the human personality. I'm an abusechad.
>>42788715Why God designed mares with sich appealing attributes? Why the puffy ponut? Other mammals with the same characteristics of horses doesn't have such a thing...
>>42788715>so needs a puffy shape to compensatesheep and cows are also on all fours, but their genitals are disgusting while a mare's one are amazingGod made mares sexy for men to enjoy
>>42789871so you like to get abused by shrill harpies in pony shape? to each their own I guess
necrohorse
>>42784613why is this POV so powerful?
>>42782964Lusitano and Andalusian breeds are sexy.
>>42784266It's supposed to be a reference to this screen capture, that's why there's no Belle.
>>42782964https://u.pone.rs/zmixvsga.png
>>42782964What I must.
>>42792722unf
>>42783279shoo be doo, shoo be doo
what if you arrive and they look like THIS
>>42784291you last that long? damn.
>>42794406I.S.N pls
>>42794420what the fuck does>I.S.Nmean?
>>42794433you remind me of another flaggot
>>42782964If they're still the same ponies I've come to love, the usual.
>>42794406with a mare who doesn't?
>>42782964Pet cute horsies
>>42794403Would. You underestimate my power.
>>42791401I don't know, but I love it>>42794403Mogs me>>42795757You wouldn't last 5 minutes with a mare
>>42795942obviously not. but just one whiff of maremusk and you can go again and again and again
>>42784251
>>42782964I would enjoy myself, finally at peace with the ponies I love.
>>42782964Try to hide my erection
>>42796318True
>>42784183Kek
>>42796353Just hide it inside a mare. Problem solved.
>>42797722yay
>>42782964Consult the Harkness Testquickly disregard the Cuckness Test>rape
>>42797031damn, those are some chonky mares
>>42798305Every mammal knows what sex is.The proper approach is to consider if the other entity comprehends what it is you want to do>sex with a rl mareof course, a mare perfectly understands what sex is>bdsm roleplayconsent is impossibleit's very simple and applies to everything, not just sex. The only exception are medical reasons. A cat or a horse is never going to understand the concept of an antibiotic injection to kill a bacterial infection.
>>42798601that's a fairly extreme animal rights stance that would make not just eating meat and animal entertainment, but even most pet ownership impossible.
piss or wine?
>>42798926are we meeting for business or pleasure?
>>42798926Were the grapes for the wine crushed by my waifu's hooves?
>>42798926Squash soup, you uncultured faggot.
