What kind of drunk lines would Zipp Storm say to someone?
>>42792290>*bark* *bark*Here, doggy! Doggy generation LMAO
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>>42792318Haha that is funny. ;) You know what's funnier?S2-S9If I can't find a friendship problem I'LL MAKE A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMWhat is thou fun you speak of? The fun has been doubled!!Ooohh Fluttershy can't stop sscreeeching and yellingI just called to say that anyone who loves S2 is a fagggotAnyone who hates Pony Life and G5 but loves S2-S9 is a massive hypocrite.S2-S9 are made by the same person, same team of executives
>>42792290Sunny listen sunny sunny listen, Sunny I got something really interesting to tell you.Hey Sunny, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68CB_pXIx6shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq0I-bcBWmA
>>42792404Pokemon has the portal to Equestria?
Oh yeah Zipp would like cider just like Dash, but she loses control so fast.
>>42792290Hai Sue Knee did did you know *hic* that
>>42792290Use sillytavern and find out for yourself?
>>42793994hmm
>>42792290>When I'm Queen, I'm gonna round up all the ziggers and sent 'em back where they came from.
>S-Sunny...>You've known Hitch for sooo long, tell me... h-how big his flare is? Like... when he cums, is his flare very big? >h-how about his cock? W-would he reach my cervix and pump his mud-pony seed right into my fertile royal pegasi womb?
>>42792290Hey Sunny you know that, that im gonna be a princess and you can come with me, imagine heh princess Zipp and Sunny the Alicorn ruling, it could be cool. It would be just for ruling tho. WHat you think cool, right? eh cool yeah?
>>42796249*BBBURRRPP* Listen, I made a bomb, Sunny. A bomb. I'm going to blow up Equestria and start all over , just the two of us. Like Adam & Eve. I'll be Adam and you'll be Eve or hell I don't care we'll both be Eves, maybe Lilith & Eve yeaah yeaaaahhhhHH!HH!HH!$HHH!!!!!HHH I'm going to create G6 in our image, Sunnybuns. You and me Mrs Starscout, we're going to FUCK this world. We're going to spread our DNA all over Equestria, but first we have to blow up G5, start all over again.
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>>42792290Hey...you like birds?
>>42797522Chirp.
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>>42798221Chirp chirp?
