How about a "literally me" thread?https://www.idrlabs.com/my-little-pony/test.phpAs everypony can see, I am pretty much an insufferable, exhausting cunt in real life, fr fr.
>>42794349I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR TEST FBI MANYOU WON'T GET ANSWERS FROM MEI HATE THE NIGHTMARE MOONI HATE THE NIGHTMARE MOONI HATE THE NIGHTMARE MOON
>>42794357lol, that's such a Fluttershy response to a questionnaire.
This doesn't look right to me, and I'm not saying this because of scoring high on the SpikeCHAD scale. Pinkie should be higher, Rarity and Twilight lower. Questions were too similar to each other or combined different ideas.
This does look right to me, and I'm saying this because of scoring high on the AppleCHAD scale. Pinkie should be even lower, Rarity and Twilight higher desu. Questions were very distinct to each other and explored all sorts of different ideas.
>most questions are "X and Y" where X and Y are rarely related to each otherwhat bullshit
>>42794388results are okay tho
>>42794388Time for a new profile picture for you
>>42794376>>42794396Kek
>>42794404Yeah, I'm a total riot despite only having 30% on the Pinkie scale
Pretty sure I only got Fluttershy by hard agreeing on all the nature questions. Really don't think our personalities are that similar otherwise.
>>42794396shut up or i'm gonna plap you
Since the questions are generally positive, I'm concerned that getting a low average score is a bad sign. I guess scoring decently on the butter axis aligns with being a weird little hermit.
Ahm Applejack
didn't expect this
Something that would be more interesting is posting your favorite pony is along with your results.>Applefag
KInda funny Pinkie seems to be the consistently lowest score across most tests. Guess it makes sense she's the one shut ins like us would have the least in common with. AJ seems higher than I would expect in a a lot of these too.
:3
>>42794505RD seems to be a bit of a low scorer too actually.
>>42794505Her questions are the most annoyingly whimsical and least applicable to most people's day to day lives. No, I don't start the day with a song and a dance. No, I don't solve all my problems by making people smile. I don't live in a cartoon. The others at least have more questions that feel relevant to a normal adult human.
ponk and I would probably be mortal enemies so this tracks
Checks out since I’m a unicornfag The questions are too predictable though.
This test is busted. I align best with Ponk and Rarity, but instead it gave me the ego and sports pony. The "Agree-disagree" scale is too fuzzy for solid conclusions. People rate themselves relatively compared to what they assume the test maker or the average person things, so someone who strongly aligns with a value may rate themself lower on it because they assume it's normal.There's also so many dumb questions in here that say "I like doing X with a smile". It's weird. I could make a better quiz.
>>42794554>This test is busted. I align best with Ponk and Rarity, but instead it gave me the ego and sports pony. >The "Agree-disagree" scale is too fuzzy for solid conclusions. People rate themselves relatively compared to what they assume the test maker or the average person things, so someone who strongly aligns with a value may rate themself lower on it because they assume it's normal.>There's also so many dumb questions in here that say "I like doing X with a smile". It's weird. I could make a better quiz.
>>42794558Nah he's right. One of the questions is something like "I like making my friends smile". Like yea no shit dude, that's fucking everyone. Disagreeing with something like that is basically just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. Everyone is naturally going to agree with something like that.
>>42794540I actually (mildly) agreed to those, and yet scored low in Ponk. Shit was rigged from the start.
>>42794558>Ponk on copium instead of Rainbow dashOne job.Seriously though, whoever made this test had a surface level understanding of all these characters. Rather than getting at the heart of the character's drives or world views, it asks questions like "Do you like going fast?" I'm surprised it didn't ask what my opinion on apples is so it could know for sure if I'm applejack. And then there are questions like "I enjoy sharing my talents and helping my friends shine." which sure is a string of words.
>>42794349Youre shitting me.
>>42794585Nothing wrong with being like Spike. He's a bro.
>>42794586You cannot be more objectively wrong.
She is my favorite.
>>42794554You know this show is long past its prime in terms of cultural relevance when faggots are seething over being sorted as bluefast. 14 years ago people would scream in autistic joy over being lumped in with top cunt.
>>42794743Rainbow would be a good friend, I just know I'm not like her.
>>42794748>Rainbow would be a good friend with benefitsFTFY
>>42794349I already know I don't relate to them, nor would I get along with them so I won't take the quiz.
>>42794743>>42794748People have finally begun to come to accept how shitty she actually is. Genuinely no redeeming qualities.
>>42794349I hate quizzes like this, where every question is obviously pointing to a specific result. Gee, this one sounds like Fluttershy, and wow the next one sounds like Spike! Whatever.
>>42794775No redeeming qualities? That's not true. First of all, she's blue
>>42794775She has her narcissistic tendencies, but all of the mane 6 have their flaws. Overshadowed by that is her bravery, loyalty, and drive to archive her dreams. She's also more laid back and accepting of her situation. When shit goes horribly wrong or gets complicated, Rainbow Dash is the one most likely to keep her head while all the rest of the ponies are prone to panic under certain situations.
>>42794790>bravery, loyalty, and drive to archive her dreams.She is none of these.>She's also more laid back and accepting of her situation. When shit goes horribly wrong or gets complicated, Rainbow Dash is the one most likely to keep her head while all the rest of the ponies are prone to panic under certain situations.Completely untrue.
>>42794790>When shit goes horribly wrong or gets complicated, Rainbow Dash is the one most likely to keep her head while all the rest of the ponies are prone to panic under certain situations.She orchestrated and carried out a domestic terror attack on critical infrastructure because her tortoise was going into hibernation.
>>42794798But was she panicking when she did that? Cold and self centered yes, but that doesn't mean she's uncompressed.
>>42794780Yeah, and she's FAST! Fuck yeah, she's so cool! WOOOOO, GO DASH!
>>42794815>>42794790One of RD's defining traits is being brash and reckless. That is the complete opposite of calm and level headed. She's not accepting of her situation at all.
>>42794819She over assumes herself, but she's not going to doom spiral over "Oh if this goes wrong my life is ruin, all my dreams will turn to dust, and my friends will secretly hate me forever!" which is something all the other ponies have done from time to time.
>>42794798I swear, Tanks For The Memories was a perfect litmus test to weed out the turbospergs from the reasonable mare enjoyers. MA Larson did nothing wrong when he penned Fame And Misfortune.
>>42794823>"Oh if this goes wrong my life is ruin, all my dreams will turn to dust, and my friends will secretly hate me forever!" which is something all the other ponies have done from time to time.That's literally exactly what she did in Sonic Rainboom.
>>42794815>Cold and self centered yesWrong, she was hot-headed and clingy. Dash is great in that episode, because it depicted what can happen when loyalty goes unchecked. Perfectly in character, wonderful episode overall. Pearls before swine, I say.
>spike, you're the new rainbow dash
>>42794826'Sometimes, Equestria is a little exaggerated' is a fact that has confused and tormented people for fifteen good years.
>>42794832>because it depicted what can happen when loyalty goes uncheckedHer motivation in that episode is entirely selfish and based around what she wants, not what's actually best for Tank. RD has never once suffered from being overly loyal.
>>42794827You are literally pulling evidence from when she was a child. By the same logic I could say Pinkie is gloomy or twilight doesn't know how to have friends.>>42794832different words to describe the same thing. She's cold because she was inconsiderate of Tank's needs or all the ponies that would be effected by her fucking with the weather. Self centered because she saw tank's hibernation as an obstacle to her and focused on preventing it so her relationship could stay the same rather than supporting him. Saying she's hot headed and clingy sound like opposites on the surface, but describe the same motivations. She didn't want to let go. It was a great episode because those bad decisions rise from Dash's established narcissism and loyalty in a very natural way.
>>42794847>You are literally pulling evidence from when she was a child.She's an adult in that episode dude, tf are you talking about? Unless you're now going to say she was underage in s1 so nothing there counts.>rise from Dash's established narcissism and loyalty in a very natural way.But you just described how Dash's actions weren't derived from loyalty to Tank, but from her own desires.
>Resemble the ponies I like most the least and resemble the ponies I'm indifferent to the mostHuh?
>>42794855I may have confused sonic rainboom with another episode.
>>42794840>Her motivation in that episode is entirely selfish and based around what she wants, not what's actually best for Tank.Yes, and that's the point of the episode. When loyalty goes unchecked, it becomes selfish and possessive, so in the end, she finally learns to let go.
>>42794859>When loyalty goes unchecked, it becomes selfish and possessiveThat's not loyalty, that's the complete opposite of loyalty.
>>42794847I just think cold is the wrong term to describe Rainbow Dash. Yes, she's prone to selfishness, but she's consistently a highly passionate mare throughout the entire show.
>>42794867I disagree. The opposite of loyalty is when you're prone to abandon or betray your friends at the drop of a hat, not being possessive to a selfish degree. A helicopter mom who refuses to let their child go, even when it's time, is not the opposite of loyalty. That would be a mom who abandons her child.
>>42794886>opposite of loyalty is when you're prone to abandon or betray your friends at the drop of a hat>Implying Dash isn't also like this
>>42794910Her single most defining moment in the show, every normie's favorite moment in the entire first season, is when she forfeits the contest she has staked all her hopes and dreams on to save her friend whom she is in direct competition with, and she doesn't even hesitate for a second. You neighsayers don't deserve her.
>>42794925She didn't forfeit the contest though, in fact her actions lead to her winning it.
an entertaining outcomewould be better if the questions werent so on the nose and lame
>>42794929In the end, yes, but as soon as Rarity was in danger, the contest pretty much ceased to exists in Dash's mind, and she was only capable of pulling off a sonic rainboom when it was for a friend, not her own ego. If that's not loyalty, I don't know what is.
>>42794942>she was only capable of pulling off a sonic rainboom when it was for a friend,To bad they immediately disregard that going forward, including in her origin story, and she can actually do it whenever and super casually. Making her the only pony who can do a sonic rainboom was a mistake desu.>If that's not loyalty, I don't know what is.Problem is all the other mane 6 will also save each other at the drop of a hat, so it isn't really something special to her. Not abandoning your friends to die at the slightest convenience isn't exactly the highest bar to overcome, it's more or less the bare minimum you have to meet to not be considered actively disloyal.
All these types of things do is remind me of how generally hateful and anti-social and miserable I am.
>>42794768that's not how these types of test work autismo
anyone got a working reupload of bronyland's pony personality test? the russian site it was reuploaded on is also gone nowhttps://web.archive.org/web/20151019071932/http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/
I don't know how to feel about this, and I've never realised it but maybe I do have a lot in common to Fluttershy...
>>42794987Hey man, chin up. Everyone is welcome in Equestria. We're all gonna make it, brah.
>>42795022You better fucking not be lying.
>>42794349true...
>>42794349Damn
>Tfw I always get Dash in these fucking tests>Even lowered the ok hand by one if I noticed it was top cuntFuckin, stop that
Sorry anons but I hate smiling.
just as I thought
>>42794349Yup, just what I thought. My favorite M6 mare, too.
>>42794427>implying that's not what slutfilly wants>>42794444Checking these Flutterquads
>>42794349Damn, I have the lowest Pinkie energy in the thread.This test really made me realize how unlike all of the mane 6 I actually am. I don't think my score is so much a "who I'm most like" as it is "who I'm least unlike".Although it does make sense that I matched with Fluttershy the most. I'm very introverted.
>>42795624Oh wow, I was wrong, there's a few other pinkie 15%ers here >>42794987 >>42795392Didn't look carefully enough
Bump
>>42794349
>>42795592Pretty sure I mistook all the Spike statements for Dash statements
>>42796893He really does make a good emergency replacement element of loyalty.
I can honestly see it but the correlation with how much I like each of them is pretty bad
>>42796893Haha, you must understand the difference: Spike is loyal, but Rainbow Dash is SUPER loyal!
>>42796910But has she unlocked super loyal 2 yet?
>>42796912Fuck, she locked herself out of that branch on the skill tree
>>42795633That's fine anon. It's not like I'm grumpy as Limestone Pie, but I'm closer to Marble/Maud personality.
Yeah
Expected more twilight but I don't complain.
>>42794995Bump for a copy
>>42797034
Spike, but I would bash in someones head for a friend. (And you know I am being honest).
I had pressed like everything no exept a question about nature wich is the only thing I know, sometimes I forget that mlp is a kid's show, and only reason I like it because of nostalgia
The Pinkie Pie score being so low makes me look like a depressing person, but I just can't deal with high-energy situations or loud noise.
Fairly well rounded
>>42798691
bumping
wow this is pretty crazy
>>42799715Is this what happens when you answer yes to every question?
>>42798939>Pinkie Pie score being so low makes me look like a depressing personNah man, almost everyone here has gotten a low Pinkie score.
>>42794349I'd probably skew higher toward one pony if the questions didn't ask two things. Yes, I enjoy helping my friends, but I'm not social. Yes, I like making my friends smile, but I don't like parties and social gatherings. Yes, I love animals, but I don't like the outdoors. etc.
>>42798939Everyone here is an asocial autist. That's probably why ponk has always been so popular on this board; she represents what all of us aren't and who many wish they were.
Appul.
Fuck.
>>42794349Nice to know that these tests are still equally shit and don't understand human nature, thinking that everyone is solely an archetype that can't enjoy multiple things at once.
