I'll need you guys to really submerge yourself in the following scenario using the stanislavsky method.>she invites you over to play board games>she doesnt even finish explaining the rules when this happensWhat do you do?
>>42797059Tell her that I only do watersports on the third date.
>>42797059SEX?
I have a better, worse idea.
>>42797059>this happensWhat, did she fart or something?
>>42797088>SlavsNice. Niccce.
>>42797086No, it's better.
>>42797088>>42797092>Eastern Slavs dislike EqG so much they aren't even listed (unlike United States)basado
>>42797059i tell her that i won't tell anyone and i don't think of her any less because of it so she doesn't have to feel ashamed
>>42797059>she invites you over to play board gamesI decline because I hate women
>>42797059>Look at her awkwardly until she starts crying. >Tell her its okay and that sometimes we lose control.>Offer to change the sheets to give her time to wash, shower and change clothes before her parents find out.>Promise to never speak of this.>Play board games.
>>42797081What's that?
>>42797604Based.
>>42797059Well...as long as it was her bed.
>>42797604>Look at her awkwardly until she starts crying.>Charismatic smirk>"You know, this is almost hot">put a hand over her narrow shoulders and lean in for a kiss>she feels too guilty to protest>she wants it too>pissy sex
>>42797059Beat her anyways cause I'm a /tg/ veteran And also sex
>>42797059I wouldn't really know what to do in that situation. I think I would probably stare at her awkwardly while she's pissing - not in a perverted voyeuristic sort of way, but just out of shock - and then I would turn around and rummage through her drawers and try to find a change of underwear and shorts or a skirt for her. I wouldn't say anything unless she asks what I'm doing, until I have the clothes for her. Then I'd tell her that I'm not going to look, turn around, cover my eyes, and let her change. I'd probably also take off the bedsheets and try to find a change for those too. Once it's done, I'd probably just say "okay" and try to pretend it didn't happen, but I imagine that there would still be an awkward energy permeating the rest of the hangout that just wouldn't dissipate.Is that what you're looking for?
>>42798679Yes but to be honest I find your attitude a lot like pic related. Unnecessarily detached instead of playing it cool, it would probably upset her even more and not in a good way.
>>42797059>rape
>>42798733>i'm the neckbeard>not >>42797596>not >>42797604>not >>42798412what the FUCK do you want from me dude
>>42797059Did she fart?
>>42797059Why did you do that? Don't you have a bathroom? Did you not feel it coming? Do you have incontinence? Did you do this on purpose? I'm confused.
>>42799535Unlike them you seemed serious. >stare at her awkwardly>just out of shock>I wouldn't say anything unless she asks what I'm doing>tell her that I'm not going to look, turn around, cover my eyes,>just say "okay" and try to pretend it didn't happenSounds like a script for a brandon video doesn't it?
>>42797596Ftm tranny?
>>42798033It goes first right then left and she's watching Sunset try it and gets excited.
>>42797059>Say in a completely deadpan delivery like Maude:>And then what, Ms. Twilight?
>>42797059Probably not notice and ask her why she stopped explaining da rules.
>she has poor bladder control and always pees all over you during sex
>>42798733I look like this and act like him too.
>>42799596Average man these days. You need to watch more Fuentes bro
>>42801848Well wom*n are responsible for most of the degenarcy you see today
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