Trying to design a hoofbox for my waifu. I got the idea when I found one of my old fingerboxes from middle school and figured that ponies ought to have them too. Were any sold at the last Marefair by chance?
There were a few but they were in a private room that nobody was supposed to take pictures of.
A hoof box is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing, or kicking.
>>42798467That's not even close, what are you on about?
>>42798467>he thinks hoofboxes are for sexualTell me your from the Midwest without telling me you're from the Midwest.
>>42798453Can confirmThey sold out fast as fuck anyways so it wasn't worth all the trouble to get in
>>42798453>hoofbox elitism in 2025I thought we were over this after boxfag left in 2015.
>>42798452Why didn't Hasbro ever make some of these? I still have my old Kim Possible one from when I was a kid.
>>42798483If Hasbro did make them, they wouldn't be high quality. These are the sorts of things you pay a ton for or just learn to make. I'm personally leaning toward acacia wood with dovetail joints. Maybe my dad will let me use his tools.
So glad I've kept mine in good quality over the years. Nothing beats relaxing with your fingerbox and some skub.
>>42798503>skubPlease tell me you're being ironic.
>>42798507What're you, some anti-skub nigger jealous he has no skub?Everyone's got fingerboxes at this point, so where's yours anon?
>>42798507It's 2025, anon. It's time to stop being skubphobic.
>>42798542>>42798546>skubtouristsI hate this place so much.
>>42798469That would be the opening sentence of Wikipedia's article on cock and ball torture.I hate that I recognize it without even having to look it up.
>>42798542WHAT THE FUCK IS A FINGER BOX!?
>>42798595did your parents fucking hate you or something?
>>42798595>didn't have a finger boxSorry, you're not making it to Equestria like that...
>>42798629>>42798640Are people allergic to giving answers on this site or what?
>>42798646Can you just tell me what a finger box is?
>>42798640>tfw some faggot outbid me at the last second for an original Ay-OI will never not be mad. At least my homebrew is better than the fifty buck plastic garbage I grew up with. Small victories, I guess.
>faggots who didn't own a fingerbox>anti-skub scumThe absolute state of nu-/mlp/
>>42798595yuropoor detected
>>42798684Those things are so cool. I love how the Japanese just make fun little devices for the sake of it.
>>42798728>nu-/mlp/nigger, /mlp/ has always been anti-skub
>>42798782I feel like I am trying to speak to unintelligible alien life forms right now. With all these strange words.>>42798789Also, what is a Skub?
>>42798789>historical revisionismDisgusting anti-skub propaganda
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>>42798834>chrysalis is a skub userThat explains a lot.
>>42798452>another marefair shilling thread
got my mare one of those cheap kirinese hoofboxes just to see if she likes them. not even a day passed before she accidentally the whole thing. i think build quality is really important, so i'm building one myself now. maple with silver inlay, methinks
i had one of these as a kid but i could never figure out wtf was inside. i used to spend all day poking and stroking it trying to see what it was but i never could. i couldnt use a flashlight to see inside either. i didnt break it open because i loved playing with it so much. what was in there?? it was soft but kind of crunchy?
>>42798503>skubfag outs himselfnobody has any shame anymore
>42798651Figure it out nigger. Use some introspection and investigation skills.
>>42798946None of us knew, but that was the charm of them. The electronic ones you can get at Walmart or wherever just tell you everything. It's like yellow paint in vidya.>>42799614That guy's just trolling. Everyone knows what fingerboxes.
>>42800194No, I really don’t…
>>42798480>he still thinks boxfag leftlurk moar
>>42798452hoofbox? more like a fagbox for fags like OP
A derpyfag being completely clueless is so cute
>>42801328I can just imagine it in derpy's voice. A bunch of Anons together discussing fingerboxes and skub, when suddenly>"W-what the feather is a finger box!?"
>when you tell dashie that you like her homebrew hoofbox is better than the Filthy Rich name brand
>>42802032I feel like Dashie is pretty good with DIY stuff. She made that Shadowbolt costume for Nightmare Night. Even with opposable thumbs, I can't see myself being able to make clothing.
>>42801328>>42801360Fuck you.
>>42802482Hey now Derpy wouldn't swear like that
>>42802488Fuck is technically not an equestrian swear, silly. (Also I figured out what a finger box was, you assholes).
>>42802821Why are you mad though, you're derpyposting and getting angry that anons think you're acting like derpy
>>42803242I am not really mad, just playing it up. This is somewhat amusing. If I was mad, I would simply leave.
