>As you can see dear viewers the primate species I like to call “Cro Maganon” is currently in its natural habitat. It requires large amounts of sustenance to function, a steady diet of vegetables, grains, fruits, desserts and sometimes dear viewers…meat. Thats right the Cro Maganon is a voracious omnivore. We must be careful, we dont wanna startle the beast. When threatened the ape will start to bellow, hoot and tear off his own clothes.
>>42799035Twilight, I know you are my wife, but you have been watching me help the CMCs get their Filly Guides picnicking badges for two hours now while doing your David Attenborough voice...
>>42799050Ackthually I'm a Homo Sapianon, and that over there is Neanonderthal
>>42799035….
>>42799063excuse me, I’m a proud denisovanon
>>42799050>the ape found out
>day 450>gradually adjusting to life in horse land>no rules about clothing, taxes, or bills>returntomonke intenstifies>enjoying a nice snack>random purple horse makes a habit of stalking you on a daily basis while loudly narrating your actions to herself>whyme.jpg
Now I want Vandal Savage in Equestria
