How would Maud react if you pushed her down, lifted up her skirt and committed >rape
>>42802363She would be extremely annoyed, though she wouldn't show it on her face. She'd let it happen, then once you exhaust herself she would get up, walk home, and take a plan b pill. Only after that would she consider doing something petty to get back like maybe reporting you to the police mare or twilight.
>>42802363Something something, she doesn't like it when Professor Anon puts his hands on her thighs
>>42802384How would Maud react if you pushed her down, lifted up her skirt and committed>rape
>>42802395Well how would she
>>42802363Who cares. I want to know how Mudbriar would take the news.
>>42802363She'd rate your dick on the Mohs scale and crush your spine when she wraps her legs around you.All those Pie sisters are maniacs, you know that.
>>42802363She would unzip her cock and rape you back.
>>42802658God but what a great way to go though
>>42802373>"Excuse me officer. I have a report to make of indecent behavior.">"O-oh, what is it? What happened?">"Anon placed his hands on my shoulders. He then forced me to the ground. He then took my clothing off. He then took my underwear off. He then put his penis inside of my vagina. There was a rock on the ground nearby. Syenogranite. Usually occuring in continental arc settings with magmatic activity and related to major tecton-">The police mare's face goes pale. She looks mortified.>"M-Maud! Goodness! Are you hurt?" she interrupts>"No.">"You.. didn't hate it?">The officers face looks confused, uncertain as to if she should show concern or discomfort.>"No.">"Did you.. eehh.. are you saying you... enjoyed it?">She is visibly uncomfortable at this point. She's supposed to be helping keep the peace, not hearing about ponies dirty secret doings off in priva->"No.">"...">"-major tectonic events like the stabilization of cratons.">The awkward silence is deafening. Maud reaches into her bag and pulls out a red-black speckled pebble.>"It's not supposed to be around here. I wonder how it got here. It was next to my head on the ground and when Anon went away I kept it as a souvenir.">Officer Mare stares at Maud for a few brief moments before promptly passing out on the ground.
>>42802395Bazinga
>>42802742zimbabwe
>>42802733
>>42802363React? What's that?
>>42804358'react' means: "to change in a physical or chemical way when put with another substance"
>>42802363>implying you have the physical capability to rape her
>>42802742Bazinga
>>42804907This.
>>42802686Worth it
>>42804907>Try to push Maud down>She tilts.>Push harder.>45 degree angle but still standing.>HARDER>She steps away. You fall face first onto the gravel road.>"This gravel was made from crushed Dolomite. There are good natural gravels in this area. I don't know why they didn't used them."
>>42804468So, what…Do you expect her to fizz or catch fire or something?
>>42806424i expect her womb to react with my semen and expand in volume
>>42806424Yes
>>42806293>Try to push Maud down>She tilts.>Push harder.>45 degree angle but still standing.>HARDER>suddenly you get slapped>you jump back and look at her>she's now wearing a white tuxedo>a fedora slowly drops onto her head>whatthefuckishappening>"you've been hit by">"you've been struck by">she reverts back to vertical>"A smooth criminal">she hee-hees and moonwalks away
>>42802742He and I have the same chad bowlcut. Jelly, chuds?
>>42808632isn't his hair supposed to look like an acorn or something?
>>42802363Doesn't seem like the sort of thing I'd do, honestly.
>>42808625You could've made this 20x funnier if you had drawn her.
She'd be like>Why OP I thought you preferred men.
>>42809173>break down crying halfway through the rape>Why does everybody think that?
>>42808683i could AI this if i had a working PC
Maud thread?Maud thread
>>42809904Sure
>>42810635Cute
>>42811753>>42811138This guy sure likes Maud
>>42812237indeed
>>42812237Bunch of guys like Maud, dude.
>>42812640and some girls too
>>42813047There are no girls on the internet.
>>42813464There are plenty of GIRLs on the internet!G.I.R.L. = Guy In Real Life
>>42814238living the dream
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