This is a thread about Cheerilee. Cheerilee is very cute. Cheerilee is the best teacher in the show. Please post Cheerilee.
SIKE! This is the Sugar Belle thread, BIYYAAATCH!
>>42804320That's fine. Cheerilee doesn't need that slutstallion anyways.
>>42804412>stage 1 of marecel cope: in denial
>>42804313Foalmaking SEX with SCHMOOPY!
I want to sex her.
Unf Schmoopy plap plap!
>>42804313
>>42804313Mmmm... Teacherpone...
How did Cheerilee get her job?
>>42806048her cutie mark
>>42806048Teach.
>>42806048Fucking equine men.
>A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I will rape you tenderly. Q, R, X, T, U, V. Your screams won't be heard by anypony. Now you know your ABC's, next time won't you sing with me...
>>42806353I think I had something in my ear. Come again?
Is she a good teacher?
>>42806653Absolutely.
>>42806653The best.
>>42806653Yes.
>>42806653She is.
>>42804320 OTP
>>42804320We HATE unicorns and we will KILL sugar belle
>>42807071Is that her battle outfit?
>>42804313Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I’m afraid to raise my hand. I want something to ask you cause I want to understand it’s not about hard work it’s about 1+1=2 I don’t want you to ditch me I just want to be with you
>>42806353I like the idea that Cheerilee is a wholesome pony and then periodically says shit like this to you when nopony else is around to hear it.
>>42804313Ofc she is the best teacher because there was no other real teachers in the show (we need to exclude atuism school in late episodes and that horrible abomination spinoff)
>>42804313can I stick a hoof up her nose haha
>>42807151even counting those she's the best because she's the only one who's an actual teacher and an actual pony
The plot was fat.
>>42807113this her is how-do-you-do-kids boomare outfit, trying to pretend she's still young hip and desired.
>>42807505I bet she makes those offkey educational parodies of popular songs for her class. The Spectacle? No, The Symmetrical.
>>42807505She peaked in high school. Many such cases.
>>42807071>>42807113They didn't have to make her look this hot in that outfit
>>42808025They did have to make her look this hot in that outfit
>>42804313Very pretty pony.
>>42806653You tell me.
Would you a fish?
Would you a worm?
How long until she breaks?>>42806353>rape
She has a gift for (you)
>>42809304eeyup thanks cheerilee i'll give that to sugar belle
>>42809304What's in the box?
>>42809576Chocolate, I assume.
>>42807126It's "teach me", not "ditch me". See her after class.
>>42809862I want to hold her hoof.
>>42809964MOOOOOOOODS!
>>42809651Fugg
>>42810055
>>4280750550 is the new 20.
>>42806408>AgainShe hasn't even came once yet.
>>4281108550 yo mares look like THAT? Such unbelievably attractive and slow-aging creatures.
>>42811178>Day 18251
>>42811213What a mommy, unf...
>>42811164… I believe there has been a major miscommunication.
>>42811595very cute
>>42807505>Cheerilee busts out all her old clothes and gets her mane done like she used to>Anon still thinks she's undesirable >hfw
>>42812159Anon sounds like a faggot. I bet he's also OP.
>>42811213She looks like she can whip up a mean tray of cookies.
>>42810955
>>42807113If by battle you mean milking my dick, then yes
>>42811259You need some communication classes. She can take care of that.
>>42810385Unf
>>42810385Pin her down and go to town.
>>42813272I don’t think a kindergarten or grade school teacher can teach me much.
>>42813456>I don’t thinkThat's entirely the problem. Class starts next Monday at 7:00 AM sharp.
>>42813531lol
There's being too cool for school, but is it possible to be too cute?
>>42813531Whelp, needed to learn basic equestrian stuff anyway. What could possibly go wrong.
I love her.
>>42814122This will end in tears.
>>42814809>>42814815Chat, this is so sad. Can we rape Cheerilee?
>>42812279Are you saying that OP is a fag?!
>>42815251>[Deleted]?..
>>42814778For me, or for cheerilee?
>>42815432For both, tears of white.
>>42815845Tears of white? Whatever could that mean!?
>>42815345it appears that mods disagree with him
>>42815866YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT HOT CUM. EVERYWHERE.
>>42807071>>42807113>”Straighten your backs, soldiers!”>Cheerilee’s voice boomed with authority as she paced in front of two mares>”If we’re ever going to win this war, we’ll need to work on your postures!”>One of the mares, Fleetfoot, quickly gave an obedient salute and corrected her slump>The other mare, however, kept her gaze fixed on the grass>Cheerilee sharpened her glare at the meek mare>”Do I make myself clear?”>>”...”>”I said, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!”>The mare winced, stiffening up at the yell>>”Mhmmm!”>Marble Pie’s shaky stare was in stark contrast to Fleetfoot’s focused one>This was a start, nevertheless>”Good. We all need to participate for this plan to work, Marble.”>Her pacing resumed, determined>”I know it hurts, girls. We were led on and tossed aside for a new toy. We aren’t going to let him get away with it that easily, are we? Think of it this way, we’re doing that hornhead a favor!”>Fleetfoot scratched her head with her still saluting hoof>>>”A favor? How ith what we’re going to do to her a favor?”>Marble gave a silent nod in agreement with the lispy pegasi’s questioning>”Simple. She will be too humiliated to attend their date tonight, and Big Mac will think he was stood up. How’s that for a taste of his own medicine?”>The mulberry mare’s face was contorted with a smug aura, entirely confident in her reasoning>>>”Uh, how do we even know about them having a date tonight?”>”Thank Marble for that. She’s been watching him quite closely!”>Cheerilee’s praise caused Marble to blush, giggling awkwardly under her breath as she averted her gaze>”Marble! Posture, remember?”>>”Mhm!”>”That’s better. Are we ready, girls?”>While Marble gave another silent nod, Fleetfoot was struggling to stifle chuckles>>>”Are you really gonna wear that thing?”>”That… thing..?”>Fleetfoot sighed, poking the teacher’s chest with a hoof>>>”That thing! Pom pomth and all?”>Cheerilee looked down as the pieces clicked into place within her head>”Oh! You mean my battle outfit?” >Fleetfoot’s chuckles became a fullblown laughing fit>”I’ll have you know it’s a very practical uniform.”>Cheerilee’s face became one of barely concealed irritation, she knew better than to start a fight and ruin their mission>>>”Practical for what, thticking out like a thore hoof?”>”Exactly! That’s my role in the plan, remember? Speaking of which…”>With a sharp stomp of one hoof into the dirt, she raised a pom pom to the air>”It’s go time!”
>>42816201>It was Sugar Belle’s day off from her apprenticeship at Sugarcube Corner>The pink unicorn was spending her day at the Ponyville Day Spa in preparation for her date, Marble had deduced>Fleetfoot watched from overhead, keeping an eye for any guards>Marble got into position behind a nearby bush>Cheerilee steeled herself and stood near the spa’s entrance, waiting for their target to emerge>Minutes passed, and many curious glances did too>A full grown mare standing around alone in a cheerleader’s costume>>>”Are you thure thhe'th in the thpa?”>Marble peeked out of her bush and glanced into a spa window>The shy mare’s face quickly turned tomato red as she dived back down into the bush>>”Mhm!”>”Mhm.”>Cheerilee shook her head, sighing as she brought a hoof to her face>”Just stay in place, Fleetfoot. She’ll be out any minute now, I’m sure.”>Sure enough, the spa doors opened and out came Sugar Belle>It was time for their elaborate and sophisticated plan to come into play>Rearing up on her hind legs, Cheerilee began waving her pom poms wildly>”Sugar Belle! Sugar Belle! Sugar Belle!”>The now wide eyed unicorn took a step back as Marble quietly leaped out of the bush>WHAM!>Sugar Belle shrieked in pain, Marble Pie bucking her right in the hindquarters>”Take that, you stallion stealing hornhead!”>The teacher snarled, batting at Sugar Belle with her forelegs >WHAM!>Another buck from Marble>>”Mhm!”>Fleetfoot swooped down, abandoning her post to get in on the action too>>>”We had thomething thpethial!”>Sugar Belle curled into a fetal position on the ground, the three envious mares all beating on her>The punishment only stopped when they heard some approaching ponies gasp, sending the three scattering away>Groans of pain accompanied what’s her name’s rise>Battered and bruised, Sugar Belle still went on her date with Big Mac that evening>It turns out that he was into a mare who could take a beating
>>42816215Very nice.>FleetfootWhat does she have to do with Big Mac?>Marble PieCheerilee sure recruited the best.>”I’ll have you know it’s a very practical uniform.”She's saying this to a Wonderbolt. That is hilarious.>apprenticeship at Sugarcube CornerI do love that. It's such a cute relationship to have with her and Mrs Cake.>”Sugar Belle! Sugar Belle! Sugar Belle!”>Sugar Belle curled into a fetal position on the ground, the three envious mares all beating on herFrom Cheering to beating. A very well thought out plan. Giving Sugar Belle false confidence before ripping it away, giving her both emotional and physical damage. Cheerilee is a true strategic mastermind.>It turns out that he was into a mare who could take a beatingNaturally, she had to learn to take some shit after living under Starlight.
>>42816215kek
>>42816535>What does she have to do with Big Mac?Comics made her obsess with him after hitting her head.
>>42816215>they didnt gang>rape big mac during the datedang! But still a funny green, i liked it
>>42817061Cheerilee wouldn't rape. Marble maybe. Fleetfoot definitely.
>>42817250Fleetfoot ONLY rapes.
>>42817615Speaking from experience?
>>42814087She has some kind of derangement, it's not cute trying to pretend you're a teen.
>>42817847smartschoolmare9
>>42817941>smartschoolboy9holy fuck, what even happened with that freak?
>>42817787Ahem… uh yeah.
Awoooooooga!
>>42818458Kino Life Cheerilee, my beloved
>>42818118You cant catch a break. >>42817974Nothing as far as I can tell.
>>42819535Not that she succeeded or anything.
>>42819719Are you sure about that?
>>42820148Call me fleetfoot the way I dashed outta that situation.
>>42815949WHAT!? NOOOO!?
>>42820755>Ears forward. Alert.>Eye contact.>Sticking something into her mouth.Fellas, is she into me?
Don’t forget her sister.
>>42820854She's taking the last slice of pizza and rubbing it in your face.
What is with the board's newfound love of autocuckery?
>>42821008Other Anon is baiting, Anon.
>>42820937>>42820860>Theres multiple slices. >I am sitting up against a wall. I need an adult.
>>42821165Cheerilee is an adult. Barely.
>>42821184I need a TRUSTED adult.
>>42821187Cheerilee is very trustworthy. Stop being skittish.
>>42821224Mmmmmm okay. I am trusting you on this one.
>>42821228Good. Bedtime.
>>42821231Prepping the pepper spray.
>>42817847
>>42820755What does she mean by this?
>>42821359Ungrateful. She's only trying to protect you from the monster under the bed.
>>42821965I think she likes (You).
>>42822049I’ve played these games before. Never let a mare in your bed.
>>42819092That's not CalArts, G5 is
>>42822656You want her in your bed, Derpyfag. That's why you keep coming back. If I see you itt again, you're not going to like what happens next. Or maybe you will, I don't know your sensibilities.
>>42822860What does he mean by this!?
>>42822811Both are.
>>42823831Cute.
>>42823831same voice actress
>>42824064Send filler to "Mining Camp".
>>42824064I'm sure Cheerilee could reform her.
Why is she single?
>>42825415Because CheeriMac defeats the point of the episode that introduces it as the CMC's crackship and would have gotten Hasbro in hot water because of the implications after them being drugged, and CheeriLight is a fringe fandom crackship that fizzled out and involves the main character having to be homo. An episode with Cheerilee and Feather Bangs would have been a fun follow up to the SugarMac episode. The grim reality is that many a mare go unaccounted for because of Equestria's skewed gender ratio.
>>42825415Because I'm not in Equestria (yet).
>>42825954This but me.
>>42822927You asked for it. You have no one to blame for this but yourself.>Be you, Derpyfag>Love the ‘tard horse>Wear her flag online>Finally get to Equestria>Find and get with your sped wife>Life is good>Now might be a good time to mention that the Equestria you went to was set years before the best show of all time’s first season>Most of the little ponies were littler than you were used to>Derpy was normal, luckily>Well, aside from eyes not being as derpy>Point was, you had it good and would be able to live out the events you had watched so many times before in real time>And you got to do it all with your questionably-abled horse wife>There was no Dinky yet, but you’re sure you would be able to take care of that in due time>Wink wink, nudge nudge!>”Gee, this life we have together sure is swell, Anon!”>Derpy sighs contentedly as you wash out what looks to be egg shell in her mane“It really is, Derps!”>Your personal pony shivers in pleasure as you run the brush through her moistened mane>”Ooooh, you know how to make a mare feel real good Anon!”>Her innocent words emboldened you, although you knew she was referring to the hard bristles of the brush>Reaching a hand down, you tried to take hold of one of her flanks>”Mmm… I really should finish my delivery route, honey.”>She slinked out of the tub, shaking off the water before scrambling to retrieve her mailbag“When will you be back, Muffin?”>You relented, as much as it pained you for this potential escalation in intimacy to be halted, you knew her job was important to her>”I dunno, a umm… A few hours? I know, I’ll bake muffins for dinner! Route, store, and then I’ll be back! Bye, Anon!”>Flapping her wings, she floated out through the front door>Now you were alone, the promise of muffins rousing your hunger>But she was going to be a few hours, which in her language, meant midnight>Whatever, you decided to go out and get a pizza in the meantime >You can never go wrong with pizza>Roma’s Pizzeria was packed with all sorts of ponies, some old, some young>Didn’t these ponies have school?>Judging by their clothes, they might not be the best crowd>They were probably skipping class>It didn’t matter to you, you weren’t their dad>You got in line, one of the neon-clad ponies in front of you in the waiting game>The sands of time flowed for what felt like hours, the line still stagnant>As much as you didn’t want to, talking with the other ponies in line was your best option to help things move faster>Clearing your throat, you spoke“Long wait, huh? Shouldn’t you kids be in school?”
>>42826412>The mare turned around to face you, accepting the conversation>”I’m a total grown up! It’s my day off, the other aids are in.”>With a closer front view, you realized who this was>You were talking to Cheerilee>However, that wasn’t your primary concern“Ponies can get aids?!”>Cheerilee scrunched her face in confusion>”Duh. You know, like, teacher’s aids?”>Oh, obviously“Yeah. I knew that.”>Aaaaaand, spaghetti time>”Pssssh, you’re funny, um, what’s your name?”>Spaghetti averted?“Anonymous, Anon for short.”>She brought a hoof to her braced mouth, giggling >”What are you getting on your pizza, Anonymous, Anon for short?”>Smartass >You were going to get pepperoni, but you weren’t supposed to let anypony know>That was part of the deal you made with Roma, couldn’t scare off her customers>Poor mare didn’t know that she would be stuck running a failing tomato stand in a few years time“Don’t worry about it, Cheerilee.”>You weren’t going to screw Roma over, she made a mean pizza>”Don’t be so grouchy, Anonym… Wait a minute, how do you know my name?”>Fuck, you forgot she never told you>Not that she needed to of course, but this could put your life here at risk>She grimaced at you>”Well? I’m waiting.”>Thinking fast, you used the first pony you could think of“Twilight told me!”>Cheerilee’s grimace only grew>”Twilight?”>Crap, she wasn’t buying it“Yes, Twilight! Twilight Sparkle.”>”I don’t know who that is. Are you like some kind of stalker?!”>Right, this was before the show>You had to calm her down before she made a scene>The only way you could think of was distracting the equine>Leaning down and hushing your voice, you admitted to her“Okay, okay, I’m getting pepperoni on my pizza.”>Sorry Roma>”Pepperoni? Like, meat?”>She took an instinctive step back, almost bumping into the oblivious Cherry Berry who was ahead of her in the queue>”But ponies don’t serve or eat meat, how…”>Silence took hold of the little pony as she looked you up and down pensively>”Can I… Can I have a slice? I’ve never had meat before…”>She lowered both her voice and her head in a pleading manner“You want a slice?”>Her begging form gave an assuring nod>”Yes, I totally want a slice! I’ve always wondered what meat tastes like…”>This mare was serious, her voice was one of awe>It was keeping her complacent, so who were you to complain?“Fine, you can have a slice if you can keep this under wraps. Is that agreeable?”>Eagerly rocking her head in agreement, she beamed up at you>Those damn braces were shiny enough to blind the unprepared
>>42826417>”NEXT!”>Huh, looks like your conversing really did speed up time>Cheerilee backed up behind you, letting you order>Roma rolled her eyes, likely thinking the 80s pone was indecisive in her order>”Alright, monkey man, you’re up. The usual?”>You stepped to the counter and placed down a few bits“The usual.”>Roma retreats back to the kitchen, snatching the bits>That mare had an attitude, but she also had the meat>Both you and Cheerilee stepped aside and sat down at a table, waiting for your pepperoni pizza>”Come here often? She knows your usual.”>Might as well continue conversing until you get your pie“You could say that.”>Great social skills, Anon“I should probably let you know that we can’t eat the pizza in public, you know, since it has dead animal on it.”>The reminder of the pepperoni’s source makes Cheerilee shiver with nausea “You sure you want a slice? You look like you’re going to be sick.”>She shook her head rapidly in denial>”No, I totally still want a slice! Totally!”>Shrug“If you say so.”>”ORDER READY FOR THE MONKEY MAN!”>Based Roma, fastest pizzaiola this side of Equestria“That’s us. Roma says I have to eat it at home, you’re welcome to come back for your slice if you want.”>The desire for friendship overcame your schizoidal tendencies>Derpy did say you needed to get out more>Or maybe she meant out of the pantry?>You look down your shirt at your stretch mark laden gut>Maybe a pizza wasn’t such a good idea…>”Come on, what’re you waiting for? Let’s go!”>The amalgamation of bright colors tugged on your pant leg…>With her mouth>Taking the box of concealed calories, you made the trek home>She’s too excited to speak, and you’re too socially retarded to try>Shutting the door, you set the box at the table“Are you ready, Cheerilee?”>”I was born ready, Anonymous, Anon for short.”>Haha, very funny>You lift the top of the box, revealing the pepperoni pizza>Cheerilee’s nostrils flare as she takes in the aroma of the meat>Her ears pin back instinctively at the scent, but she fought her urge to flee>Guess she was going to try it after all>It was time for this little pony to get a taste>As you munched on your own slice, you held one out to her>She took the pizza in her hooves, staring down at it>A slow, hesitant nip at one of the pepperoni’s followed>Then another>Faster now>She scarfed up the entire slice>”That’s actually, like, really good!”>Great, you’ve converted a pony into an omnivore>That’s one way to start a friendship
>>42826422“You took it like a champ.”>She giggled giddily as she took another slice>”You really think so, Anon?”>Finally dropping the joke, you see>Part of you wanted to stop her from taking more, but you were going to have muffins later anyways>Another part of you also wants to see how much she could eat before the meat made her sick“Yeah. I bet I could eat more than you though.”>”You’re on!”>Hooves and hands flew in and out of the box, slices of pizza seemingly evaporating until there was only one left>You weren’t able to secure it before she snatched it>”Too slow, Anonymous, Anon for short!”>Not this fucking joke again, you thought she was over this>Her gaze locked onto yours as she slowly opened her maw and even more painstakingly brought the portion to it>Rubbing it in, huh?>Defeat was accompanied by something else>Arousal>The way she was looking at you with lidded eyes as she ate that last slice was waking up something fierce in your pants>No!>This was wrong, you were married to your Muffin>Sure, you lusted after others, but you only longed for Derpy!>Right?>Memories flooded in, memories of browsing other mares’ threads>Posting about them>Desiring them>Fantasizing about them>One day it was Derpy, the next it was Thingpone>You recalled frequenting the Cheerilee thread in specific>Funny, wasn’t it?>You got what you wanted more than anything, yet temptation still struck you all the same >Only now it was in front of you instead of on a digital screen>Oblivious to the affect your own intensely intimate stare was having on her, you were surprised when she leaned closer>You loved Derpy, you reassured yourself>But what she didn’t know wouldn’t hurt her>What was so wrong with one little indulgence?>Just had to make sure to take it to the couch so that she didn’t see any pictures of Derpy in your bedroom>The two of you met in a kindred kiss, lust shared>She wasn’t aware of your wife or your failed internal conflict, just as you weren’t aware of what was happening in her head>All that mattered was that you both had the same thing in mind
>>42826426>Rising, you took one of her hooves in your hand and began to lead her to your couch>The raw lust only amplified as you laid her on the cushions belly up, watching as her tail flicked aside to reveal her glistening marehood>You climbed onto the couch with her, fumbling with your belt with one hand as the other moved down to rub her in preparation>She hummed contentedly as you made contact, adjusting her hind legs to give you better access>Belt now unbuckled, you pulled your pants down and revealed your erect human cock>”Heh, it’s certainly different, but I can totally work with that~”>Pressing forward, two of your fingers glided into her horny hole>Biting her lip, she brought her forelegs to your shoulders and pulled you down against her>Your fingering started slow but grew into a rapid fire as you grew more wanton>”I’m like flooding, just stick it in!~”>That was all the encouragement you needed>You pulled your fingers out of her winking walls and positioned yourself accordingly, the tip of your cock pressed against her pony pussy>Cheerilee bucked forward, lancing your cock into her >”Ahn!~”>Music to your ears>Setting a moderate pace, you began your movements>After all, there was no hurry>Derpy wouldn’t be back for…>The front door opened>”Honey, I’m home! I finished my route early and thought we could-”>The slick sounds of sex came to a sudden stop as the two of you looked back from the love nest formerly known as the couch>Cheerilee’s face looks like she just sucked on a lemon, her tone flat>”Who is she, Anon?”>Derpy simply kept her eyes locked on your connected forms in unadulterated shock>”An… Anon..?”>Sniffles soon filled the air, Derpy’s surprise giving way to despair>”Anon, why? Was it something I said, was I not good enough for you? Is it my eyes?”>You were unable to answer, your throat dry as an ancient tomb>The mare beneath you began putting the pieces together, her face going from sour to indignant as she shoved you off of her>”Just what’s going on here, Anonymous?!”>Derpy took a step forward, now full on crying>”I-I thought you loved me..!”>Your mouth opened, yet still, nothing managed to come out>You wanted to tell her that you did love her, but you couldn’t>Even if you could, would she believe you?>You allowed yourself to fall to your base desires, for your love for Derpy to fail>Lust had cost you your love>Desire had taken-
>>42826429>”Ugh! This story is so baloney, Miss Cheerilee!”>Diamond Tiara scoffed, polishing a hoof in disinterest>”How is this supposed to teach us anything in the first place? Infidelity is bad, everypony already knows that.”>As Diamond Tiara yawned to accentuate her feelings, Sweetie Belle huffed>”Diamond! I was enjoying that story, the romance, the drama!”>”Romance? Drama? That was smut disguised as a lesson!”>Scootaloo interjected, her concerns entirely unrelated>”Do you guys think that Rainbow Dash has sex?”>Silver Spoon leaned forward in her seat, snickering>”I bet she has more than Miss Cheerilee.”>While Scootaloo rubbed a hoof to her chin in deep thought, Sweetie Belle gasped in offense>”Cheerilee does too have sex! Did you not listen to the story?!”>Silver Spoon rolled her eyes, sighing at her naive classmate>”Yeah, it’s called a story for a reason, it’s fictional. She’s never gotten laid, especially not with how she used to look. I mean, you saw her hair back then!”>Diamond Tiara fanned another yawn before speaking once more>”Besides, the town idiot is still married to that ape. Don’t you think they would have separated if she caught him rutting some random mare?”>The white unicorn filly opened her mouth to make a retort, but her argument died in her throat>Cheerilee coughed to get her class’s attention, embarrassed, she knew better than to respond to being called out like this>”Enough, girls. The moral is, cheating is bad. Sometimes you will feel desires, but that’s no excuse to act on them, especially when it will hurt the ponies you hold dear.”
>>42826422>You look down your shirt at your stretch mark laden gutHar har. I stay fit, bucko. Funny tho. Only stretch marks I have are on my arms.>>42826426>One day it was Derpy, the next it was ThingponeWoah, stalking me, eh? Flattered, you make me blush.>>42826429Oh my. That escalated. And og so very heartwrenching.>>42826431The Meta ending. Perfect.I love it anonymous. Gonna get that saved. You are indeed a good writer. :D
Pure sex.
>>42827888Fuuuck, I need to motorboat that plot!
>>42826431this is great
>>42828182Truly.
What's she listening to?
>>42828659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75DbkiZvxX4
>>42807071holy based
>>42828659>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38qWqTscOE
On this Thanksgiving Day I am thankful for Cheerilee.
>>42826431I love this. Poor Derpy.>There was no Dinky yet, but you’re sure you would be able to take care of that in due timeAssuming ponies fucking humans would result in a purely pony filly.>”Can I… Can I have a slice? I’ve never had meat before…”This can only end so well.>Memories flooded in, memories of browsing other mares’ threadsDammit Anon!>”Anon, why? Was it something I said, was I not good enough for you? Is it my eyes?”This was pretty much inevitable, wasn't it?>”Diamond! I was enjoying that story, the romance, the drama!”Makes sense. She does love her romance novels.>”Do you guys think that Rainbow Dash has sex?”Fucking hell, Scoots...
>>42824064Hoofler liked Minecraft too.
>>42830713>"You have flunked, Anon. Walk de plank!"
What's 9 + 10?
>>4283141619
>>42830713>forces you to repeat the same grade unless you spend summer school with her everday from 7AM to 4PM
>>4283141621
>>42831918Can I do both and spend every week day in her class haha?
>>42831933>"You're stupid, Anon."
>>42831412Ampulee.
I don't want you to teach me, I just want to be with you!
>>42832088No im not!>>42831395I am just glad it was a meta ending. I am not unfaithful. Derpy is the one and final.
She's so wise.
think tank
cutest teacher
So fvcking cheerful...
Wenni released the lost variant of his Cheerileeder art. Based.
RAH! RAH! RAH!
>>42836376Cheer, bitch!, Cheer!
She is so cute and cheerful.
>>42837229She really is.
>>42837850Ben Garrison cum edited needed
>>42834282Cutest pony.
Now you can make your own Cherilee.
>>42836376Tummy
>>42811085>I'm 50 moons young!!!
>>42839183She's built for Zoomer cock.>>42839062Spooky.
She's a double agent.
>>42839736nah she just stole his hat
>>42840341Anon, are you okay? So, Anon, are you okay? Are you okay, Anon?
>>42820910I prefer the old fanon of Berry being her sister.
>>42836376
>>42841165Triplets.
>>42842059That outfit was a shining beacon in an otherwise horrible episode.
>>42842096Celestia I want to smooch her.
>>42843416Why are you saying this to Celestia?
>>42844245So she would get Cheerilee to me so I could smooch her (Cheerilee).
>>42844840But would she do that?
So is she actually a good teacher in a purely professional sense?
>>42845670yes, obviously
Not into this thread sliding just yet.
>>42846972cute
>>42843013The episode was fine. Not good, not bottom of the barrel either. Painfully mediocre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XHytx5Nf3Yhttps://files.catbox.moe/b36lvr.mp4
>>42849222How did you do that
>>42849486Pretty mare.
>>42816535>there are Anons on this board right now who really don't know the Fleetfoot stalker/rapist lore sad days
>>42849871>Would you care to explain it to the class, Anonymous?
>>42849871pls explain
>>42849705>>42849705>>42849705>>42849705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CnPat-0D9Uhttps://files.catbox.moe/po0nh1.mp4>>42849489Preinstalled software on my laptop.
New Cheerilee clop commission just came in. It doesn't look like it's on the boorus yet.>https://files.catbox.moe/20tii5.png
>>42851584I feel so bad for Trixie man
>>42849968From one of the comics.
>>42851725
>>42851584
>>42851735>>42851725The greens when this came out were great. I'll never forget the one where she traps Anon on a cloud.
>>42852150the fuck is this retarded ass anatomy
What's her opinion on vidya?
>>42853377This gives me an idea. Hold on for a day or two.
>>42854021oo la la
>>42854028Mmm... Flowerbutt...
SNEEZE ATTACK!
>>42854021I was hoping that their sign featured >marefriend-free colt^:(
>>42855361Cheerilee's love quest WILL bear fruit.
And no, she isn't going to fuck her mom.
>>42855508>8anon
>>42855582
>>42854021>Mare>Female>Age>BornWhat's with the redundancy?
>>42853089Is there more of this pic?
>>42856433Yes but I can't post it for nsfw.
>>42856843Is this real?
>>42857350Yes. There's been sightings of a mysterious mare around the neighborhood.
>>42858081can't unsee the E.T. face
>>42858097Cheerilee VS Alien.
>>42856738I wonder what she wants.
>>42858375
>>42856632Catbox it, please?
>>42858853https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Av-invidia%2C+cheerileeIt came from a Tumblr. If there was more, it wasn't archived.
>>42853756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR9T7xJdSGYFile too large for Catbox :(
>>42859722>A Pimp Named Cheerilee
>>42859735
>>42859323>Dude casually fucks his DS up for a shitpost video
Remember when the mobile game accidentally made her related to Pinkie?
>>42858375All she wants for Hearthswarming is (You).
Holiday Cheer.
>>42862490she never skips leg day
>>42862662Damn right.
>>42862946I can cheer her up.
>>42863391How? She looks pretty down in the dumps.
>Days>It had been days since you began seeing her>Her as in Miss Cheerilee, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic>She didn’t look as you imagined she would though>The mulberry mare was a bit more… low-poly than you fantasized>In fact, she looked straight out of a mobile game>Because she was>Last Thursday, you were screwing around on your phone and decided to download that stupid MLP app by Gameloft>You heard tales of how bad it was, how money hungry it was>But you weren’t going to let some greedy suits in a boardroom prevent you from enjoying pony>If you were, you would have let them ruin it for you years ago>That’s besides the point, you downloaded the game while on the toilet>A double whammy in terms of shit>The installation finished and the game opened>You began your let’s play, to an audience of no one but yourself and the roaches hiding about your bedroom>Pushing past the aggressive monetization, you eventually began unlocking all of your favorite ponies>Ponies like Goth Shopper, Indigo Crystal Pony, and Jumbo Don>Fucking Jumbo Don>One time, you caught him romancing some of the mares in your shitty app town>Those were YOUR mares, not his!>You had to get rid of him, and in your autistic fit of rage, you figured that there was only one way how>Microwave his ass>That’ll show him>Just as fast as it was opened, the microwave was slammed shut, your phone thrown inside of it>It was set to 10 minutes>Say your prayers, Jumbo Don->Holy shit, what was that noise?>Why was the microwave flashing?>BOOM!>The fucking thing exploded!>Knocked into your kitchen wall, you were winded>Not only that, but your head hurt>Looking up, you saw no fire, barely even any smoke>That was… weird>If it blew up shouldn’t there be->”Hello there! My name is Cheerilee!”>What>You turned your head to your side, only to see Cheerilee>A very low-poly Cheerilee>The damn microwave sent her into your world from your game>While you were trying to kill Jumbo Don, she was the character you were “playing as”, with her icon in the corner of the screen>She was the pony you were stuck with>Eh, could be worse>At least you weren’t playing as Jumbo Don, you couldn’t stand that faggot>”Hello?”>Mom always did say you needed meds>Now there was a fictional pony talking to you>Silence was your choice, talking to her would be pointless since she wasn’t real>Right?>You quickly came to find that she wasn’t going away
>>42864281>Days passed and she was still there, trying to converse with you>”Nice weather we’re having?”>The mobile game model couldn’t exactly express emotions well, her face being stuck in its default dopey state“Yeah.”>Simple responses were all she’s been getting from you>Part of you still didn’t believe she was real>The only way to find out would be to take her outside somewhere>However, the very thought of that made your NEET skin crawl>Public… ew>Your stomach rumbled, so you began to drag yourself over to your dingy fridge>When you opened it you found not a scrap of food>There might as well have been cobwebs in the damn thing>With a sigh, you sucked in some air and forced yourself to go to the store>To Walmart>Cheerilee trotted after you of course, janky animation and all>No one said a thing as you entered your crappy car>Except Cheerilee, that was>”Wow, this reminds me of the carts from back home! I host the Applewood Derby every year for the foals, it’s a great exercise for teaching concepts like kinetic energy in a fun and engaging way!”>Thanks for the recap teach, as if you didn’t watch the show>The drive was short and she didn’t talk much, opting to do her idle animation in your passenger seat instead>Still, no one said anything about her when you made your way across the parking lot and into the supermarket>Just had to grab some hot pockets->”Oh! Subway? They sell sandwiches? I could go for a sandwich, I haven’t eaten in days! How about you, Anon?”>The little pony perked up, spotting the giant lettering and pictures of bread and cucumbers>Dammit, you didn’t want to buy overpriced sandwiches->Wait, she needs to eat?>You never thought of it, but you haven’t seen her grazing on anything at all>How could she when she was stuck in your apartment all week?
>>42864282>Before you could answer or think further on it, she began to bound towards a cardboard cutout of the ICEE Polar Bear>”Hello there, mister! My name is Cheerilee. Are you lost? Fluttershy must be worried sick!”>She stared up at the standee, with that blank NPC face>This mare thought the thing was an actual animal akin to one from Fluttershy’s animal sanctuary>You didn’t have it in you to break it to her, so you just walked past her into the Subway>Although you didn’t want to spend the money, you really could go for a sandwich right now and you didn’t know if you would be able to manage an empty stomach on the way home>Plus, you could feed her too, since she needed that apparently>After a few more moments of her one sided staring contest she followed you inside>There was only one person in line ahead of the two of you>The continual ignoring of Cheerilee by the people around you was growing concerning>”So, what’re you going to order, Anonymous?”>You were in a good mood, might as well give her a conversation for once>Poor mare must be socially starved from being hauled up with you“The All-American Club, how about you?”>She did an odd little animation, rapidly tapping all four hooves and spinning in a circle>That probably meant she was happy?>”A daffodil and daisy sandwich! They are delicious!”>Daffodil and daisy sandwich?>Crap, she thinks that your world serves the same food as Equestria does>”By the way, what’s an All-American Club?”>Crisis mode: activated>You couldn’t let her know about the meat, not yet>Not when she was so stupid and innocent>The real Cheerilee probably knew about meat and would be mature enough to handle it, but this pea-brained mobile game Cheerilee?>Not a chance“It has a, uh… a lot of lettuce. Some cheese, too.”>A real genius, you were>”That sounds lovely!”>Somehow, she actually bought it>There must have only been half a line of code going through that tiny brain of hers>Not that you were complaining, this only made it easier on you>The cashier was giving you a skeptical look>You nudged Cheerilee forward so that she could place her order>”One daffodil and daisy sandwich, please!”
>>42864284>...>Crickets>Then it hit you, if seemingly no one was able to see her, then no one would hear her either>This only confirmed that she wasn’t real, at least not to anyone besides yourself“One All-American Club, and one daffodil and daisy sandwich.”>The cashier was now giving you a concerned look>Right, eating daffodils and daisies was a pony thing>There goes all of your spaghetti>You were going to have to improv another sandwich for Gameloft Cheerilee“Just make that second one lettuce, cucumbers, and mayonnaise.">Giving you a befuddled nod, the cashier swiftly got to making the sandwiches>Did you know that Subway called their employees “Sandwich Artists”?>Kek>Cheerilee had been standing in place so long that she was cycling through another idle animation>”I wanted a daffodil and daisy sandwich, Anonymous!”>You were sure the polygonal pony would be giving you a pout if her model could handle it>With a sigh, you explained“They don’t serve that here. Sorry, Cheerilee. Please try what I got you instead?”>The sandwich artist gave you an almost frightened glance as they sped up the sandwich making process, eager to get you out of there>Without a doubt, you looked schizophrenic>Everyone thought you were talking to yourself, which in a way you were>It’s best not to think about it>Thinking was for nerds>Once they were ready, you paid for your overpriced sandwiches and left, Cheerilee in tow>It’s not like she had a choice, she acted as if she was programmed to follow you>Getting into your car, you distributed the sandwiches>You tried your best to keep yours mostly covered by the wrapper to avoid her asking about the meat>That would be like explaining sex to your retarded kid>Cheerilee was incapable of picking the sandwich up>She was phasing through it!>What was she, a fucking ghost?>Setting your own sandwich down, you picked hers up and held it level with her mouth>Although she was nipping at it, it stayed whole>But she was chewing, acting as if she were really eating it?>”Mmm, this is better than a daffodil and daisy sandwich! Thank you, Anonymous!”>Huh, guess it was working and you would have an extra sandwich to boot>The little idiot was kind of cute like this>Maybe she wasn’t so bad after all>Perhaps you could even be friends?>Her efforts to be nice to you were quiet persistent, and they could win even the nastiest of NEET’s over>Sure, she wasn’t real, but who cares?>She was real to you, and that’s all that matters>After a minute you put her sandwich down and grabbed yours, your stomach still growling with hunger>You took a bite…>Lettuce>Cucumbers>Mayonnaise >Sweet Celestia!>You just fed her meat, and she liked it!>Scarfing down the rest of the vegetable sandwich, you floored it home>It was only once you got through the front door that you realized that you never got your hot pockets>Fuck your life
>>42864285That was cute and relatable.>It had been days since you began seeing herHorrific! That is more then seconds, which is absolutely unacceptable.>MLP app by GameloftI could never make myself play that "game" for any longer then 5 minutes.>Just as fast as it was opened, the microwave was slammed shut, your phone thrown inside of itPeak intelligence.>Simple responses were all she’s been getting from youAnon meets his waifu, proceeds to act like a retard to her.>”Hello there, mister! My name is Cheerilee. Are you lost? Fluttershy must be worried sick!”Leave it to Cheerilee to walk up to a fucking polar bear for a conversation.>The continual ignoring of Cheerilee by the people around you was growing concerningThey are obviously in denial and jealous.>Without a doubt, you looked schizophrenicA schizophrenic waifufag? Never!>Sure, she wasn’t real, Anon...>Fuck your lifeNo, fuck low poly tulpa Cheerilee instead.
>>42864822cute
Trillions of my potential children have been given to Cheerilee.
If Cheerilee has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Cheerilee has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Cheerilee has only one fan then that is me. If Cheerilee has no fans, then that means I am with her in Equestria. If the world is against Cheerilee, then I am against the world. I love Cheerilee forever.
>>42861244She wants me to what…?
>>42866575This
>>42868397What a cutie!!!
>>42804313I love her so much. She means more than the world to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMV1e4DX8zU
>>42864281Good story.
