>you are trixie
You are?
>>42822849I cast the "blow myself up and everything around me" spell NOW
>>42822849drive a plane into the canterlot castle
>>42822849I play with my marecock and mareballs
>>42822849Bummer.
>>42822872yeah I know you are lmaoooooo
>>42822849>I kill myself for being worst pony
>>42822849Time to be evil.
>>42822849
Well, off to hang myself! Watch and learn!
>>42823144
>>42822849If I were Trixie I'd rape Twilight Sparkle.
>>42822849Technically, I'm not.
>>42823235It's true, I checked this anon and he's not Trixie.
>>42823235Trixien't
Here’s a plausible 4chan-style reply you could post, using your image:Anonymous 07/24/25(Fri)12:41:09 No.*****File: /mnt/data/Image_1763099036125.jpg (56 KB, 474x592)>you are trixieReal ones already knew…Feel free to tweak tone or add more greentext if you want it spicier.
No, you are Trixie. I'm me.
>>42822849Thank you Trixie, very cool.
>>42822849I am? Alas, I truly shan't know myself to the fullest extent of what horror the flesh brings onto this cursed world where thy flesh feels hatred, disunion and isolation.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42822849Roll to look at own vagina
>>42825067rent free
>>42822849>i kill myself and nothing changes besides life becoming less annoying for some people
>>42825399Owari da...
>>42822849When on the timeline? I'm going to grovel and beg Twilight to make me her apprentice before Starlight if I can.
i will take a nap and then blow up ponyville
>>42822866>you are Transxie
>>42826526kek
>>42822849>you are trans
>you are not trixie
>>42827442then I do not exist... wait WAIT WAIT FUCK AAA-
>>42827442Fact checked: FALSE by real Anonymous patriots
I dont like trixie can we exchange for somepony else
>>42828564No.
>you will never be a real woman (nor a mare)
>>42829474What would be Trixie's favourite 4chan (or 4hoof if want to keep it Equestrian) board?
at least i'm not a jobber
>>42829936I do think there is a magic sub so maybe /x/
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>42825072Roll to find penis size 10 or less means no penis, then two inches for each extra value. 11 = 2, 12 = 4...20 = 20.
>>42830514>18 inch deep pussyTalk about a cock sock
>>42830514whew
>>42830514HOOFA
>>42822849I summon the great tentacle
>>42830514Nice.
The greatest and most powerful jobber, Trixie!!!
Just a reminder that Digibrony now calls himself Trixie, and cites anime like K-on as his turning point.
>>42825408LMAOOOO
>>42832810she's what now?gimme the quick rundown.
>>42832839there was some autist schizo theory about the dots in her eyes changing from what male characters look like to female or something
>Be Trixie>Take one look at the life she lead before I took over>Fuck this shit>Become a more likable pony>Get better at actual magic>Amend fences with ponies And heres comes the fun part:>Prove to Twilight that I want to do an earnest effort in becoming a better pony>Get closer to her >Eventually date her>Put my tranny marecock to good use
>>42832853As much as I'd hate it, it would definitely be funny to know that Twilight "changing a mare into a stallion" was just to taunt Trixie that she sucks at magic.
>Be Trixie>Take stock of cart>Take stock of magic.>Yup. I suck.>Hang up my hat. No more Great and Powerful Trixie>Sell cart and supplies>Buy magic books>Practice like my life depends on it.>Get a job as a mail mare to support myself.>Practice harder.>Master teleportation, scrying, transmutation, and all manner of magic.>Now it's time>No more a show pony, the Great and Powerful Trixie is now a sorceress.>Keep the mail mare job as an excuse to travel, while keeping an ear open for any opportunity to put my cap and cloak back on and use my magic for heroism, discover, or vanity.>Make the name mean something.>Study magic to turn stallions into mares.>Use it on other ponies, since Trixie is already a mare.>Not in the "Trans mares are valid" way, in the "born with a pussy" way.
>>42833303The more greater and more powerfuler Trixie! (still jobs to Twilight and others)
>>42833405Maybe one day I'll beat her. If I join early enough on the timeline, I'd like to be better than Starlight. Beating Twilight is less important.
why is trixie "the great and powerful" when she isn't great nor powerful?
>>42822849Tricksy
>>42833901>why is trixie "the great and powerful" when she isn't great nor powerful?Trixie is based>>42833303I bet Equestria has student stipends so you could concentrate on your studies
I love girlfailures..
>>42834057what about girlbosses?
>>42833939>I bet Equestria has student stipends so you could concentrate on your studiesThe Great and Powerful Trixe does not rely on Celestia's gibs and welfare. Those are meant for ponies who need them, and I am more than capable of supporting myself.
>>42834524Yeah her wife is cool
>>42822849I immediately go find the pony with my name, who is currently being inhabited by Trixie. Together we'll go on an adventure to un-freaky friday ourselves, over the course of which she'll discover that I was not only her biggest fan before this debacle, but I also had a crush on her. At first she won't care, but slowly she'll start to develop a crush on me too, and by the end of the movie we'll have fallen in love.And before we switch back we'll have sex while still in the others body.
>>42834057I feel like Trixie didn't really become a girlfailure until she met Glimmer.
>>42834759Excellent choice
>>42833245thank you trixie, very cool
>>42822849Could I cast a spell to make myself not a jobber?
>>42835778No.
>>42835778Of course you can, but what makes you think you wouldn't fail it too?
>>42836260I'm better than Trixie so I'd win
>>42836331That's a pretty low bar, anybody is better than Trixie.
>>42836351I doubt that.
Why is she called Trixie when she doesn't have any good tricks?
>>42836919She can make your cock disappear. Hasn't worked out how to do it to herself yet, though.
>>42837426By hiding my cock inside her? That's not a trick
>>42824118>WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING ABOUT???>"oungh... f-foal belly...">...>Trixie no longer wishes to speak to youproblem solved
>>42832715so does vylet pony, but I refuse to acknowledge either of these facts
>>42833303good endalso the spoiler you could do as a prank to others as well, because youre still a mischievous little scamp despite everything
>>42837426with a butcher's knife? that's not magic thats mutilation
>>42822849do some cool magic shows I guess
>>42835778lul nope
what if Trixie was competent?
>>42838735Then she wouldn't be a joke
>>42838735Then she would've at least been a semi-decent character.
>"it ain't gonna suck itself~"https://files.catbox.moe/t6a1ni.png
>>42839375uhh nope not my card try another
>>428393820_0
>>42840429Wow, we have something in common then.
>>42840431Same for me!
>>42840429ur not a wizard trixie...
>>42832715I thought kon was supposed to make you Hitler's top guy
>>42840941Yeah because we're fucking everyday
>>42841429ur fucking urself? isn't that gay?
>>42841420I am a big fan of Trixie
>>42841754No you're not.
>>42839382Then it won't get sucked.
>>42841997open your mouthdo it!
>>42822849no i'm not
Excuse me, sir, you're my wife.
>>42842219handsome, truly.
>>42842219i want to flick that hat off
>>42843068Given how obsessed she is with glimmy she would probably pull this pinkie shit
>>42842807WATCH OUT SHE'S GOING TO THROW THAT DYNAMITE!
>>42843068get out of the keyboard useless jobber
>>42842807>*explodes*
>>42844059GAME OVER
>>42843068Trixie is hiding inside OP's slit
>>42845069she needs to get out!!!
>>42843068>>42845069she must be stopped
>>42845848you cant stop her for all keyboards are belong to trixie!!!
>>42841420Cyan hooves drew that pic
>spend years having to read about Trixie being a fucking troon>she's not at all>she's a natural and regular mare, as Princess Celestia intended >wake as her in Equestria >you feel something hanging between your hindlegs>oh fuck
>>42846574>Real Trixie isn't a troon, but the spell that turned you into her gave you a marecock.>Somewhere else, Trixie has your body and is a cuntboy.I'd read that story.
>>42846585>CuntboyUgh
>>42846601It is curious that futa are so much more popular than cuntboys.
>>42846722wtf is a cuntboy
>>42846976So you know how a futa is a girl with a dick? A cuntboy is a boy with a pussy.
>>42847257Oh. The more you know, thanks for telling me about that.
>>42848067I can't enjoy art where ponies are wearing shoes on their back hooves only. Imagine the discomfort
>>42848067Why isn't she wearing the boots for the front as well?
>>42848391she has class, peasant.
>>42848825>Trixie>Classlol. lmao even.
>>42849148that's almost as bad of a joke as trixie herself
>>42849251It's trixieover...
>>42829474>159948.jpgI simply CANNOT find the source of that pic.I need (You)r help. please
>>42848825This is fact. She spoke french once
>>42849394>fr*nchDIOS MIO
>(You) are Trixie
