>you are trixie
You are?
>>42822849I cast the "blow myself up and everything around me" spell NOW
>>42822849drive a plane into the canterlot castle
>>42822849I play with my marecock and mareballs
>>42822849Bummer.
>>42822872yeah I know you are lmaoooooo
>>42822849>I kill myself for being worst pony
>>42822849Time to be evil.
>>42822849
Well, off to hang myself! Watch and learn!
>>42823144
>>42822849If I were Trixie I'd rape Twilight Sparkle.
>>42822849Technically, I'm not.
>>42823235It's true, I checked this anon and he's not Trixie.
>>42823235Trixien't
Here’s a plausible 4chan-style reply you could post, using your image:Anonymous 07/24/25(Fri)12:41:09 No.*****File: /mnt/data/Image_1763099036125.jpg (56 KB, 474x592)>you are trixieReal ones already knew…Feel free to tweak tone or add more greentext if you want it spicier.
No, you are Trixie. I'm me.
>>42822849Thank you Trixie, very cool.
>>42822849I am? Alas, I truly shan't know myself to the fullest extent of what horror the flesh brings onto this cursed world where thy flesh feels hatred, disunion and isolation.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>42822849Roll to look at own vagina
>>42825067rent free
>>42822849>i kill myself and nothing changes besides life becoming less annoying for some people
>>42825399Owari da...
>>42822849When on the timeline? I'm going to grovel and beg Twilight to make me her apprentice before Starlight if I can.
i will take a nap and then blow up ponyville
>>42822866>you are Transxie
>>42826526kek
>>42822849>you are trans
>you are not trixie
>>42827442then I do not exist... wait WAIT WAIT FUCK AAA-
>>42827442Fact checked: FALSE by real Anonymous patriots
I dont like trixie can we exchange for somepony else
>>42828564No.
>you will never be a real woman (nor a mare)
>>42829474What would be Trixie's favourite 4chan (or 4hoof if want to keep it Equestrian) board?
at least i'm not a jobber
>>42829936I do think there is a magic sub so maybe /x/
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>42825072Roll to find penis size 10 or less means no penis, then two inches for each extra value. 11 = 2, 12 = 4...20 = 20.
>>42830514>18 inch deep pussyTalk about a cock sock
>>42830514whew
>>42830514HOOFA
>>42822849I summon the great tentacle
>>42830514Nice.
The greatest and most powerful jobber, Trixie!!!
Just a reminder that Digibrony now calls himself Trixie, and cites anime like K-on as his turning point.
>>42825408LMAOOOO
>>42832810she's what now?gimme the quick rundown.
>>42832839there was some autist schizo theory about the dots in her eyes changing from what male characters look like to female or something
>Be Trixie>Take one look at the life she lead before I took over>Fuck this shit>Become a more likable pony>Get better at actual magic>Amend fences with ponies And heres comes the fun part:>Prove to Twilight that I want to do an earnest effort in becoming a better pony>Get closer to her >Eventually date her>Put my tranny marecock to good use
>>42832853As much as I'd hate it, it would definitely be funny to know that Twilight "changing a mare into a stallion" was just to taunt Trixie that she sucks at magic.
>Be Trixie>Take stock of cart>Take stock of magic.>Yup. I suck.>Hang up my hat. No more Great and Powerful Trixie>Sell cart and supplies>Buy magic books>Practice like my life depends on it.>Get a job as a mail mare to support myself.>Practice harder.>Master teleportation, scrying, transmutation, and all manner of magic.>Now it's time>No more a show pony, the Great and Powerful Trixie is now a sorceress.>Keep the mail mare job as an excuse to travel, while keeping an ear open for any opportunity to put my cap and cloak back on and use my magic for heroism, discover, or vanity.>Make the name mean something.>Study magic to turn stallions into mares.>Use it on other ponies, since Trixie is already a mare.>Not in the "Trans mares are valid" way, in the "born with a pussy" way.
>>42833303The more greater and more powerfuler Trixie! (still jobs to Twilight and others)
>>42833405Maybe one day I'll beat her. If I join early enough on the timeline, I'd like to be better than Starlight. Beating Twilight is less important.
why is trixie "the great and powerful" when she isn't great nor powerful?
>>42822849Tricksy
>>42833901>why is trixie "the great and powerful" when she isn't great nor powerful?Trixie is based>>42833303I bet Equestria has student stipends so you could concentrate on your studies
I love girlfailures..
>>42834057what about girlbosses?
>>42833939>I bet Equestria has student stipends so you could concentrate on your studiesThe Great and Powerful Trixe does not rely on Celestia's gibs and welfare. Those are meant for ponies who need them, and I am more than capable of supporting myself.
>>42834524Yeah her wife is cool
>>42822849I immediately go find the pony with my name, who is currently being inhabited by Trixie. Together we'll go on an adventure to un-freaky friday ourselves, over the course of which she'll discover that I was not only her biggest fan before this debacle, but I also had a crush on her. At first she won't care, but slowly she'll start to develop a crush on me too, and by the end of the movie we'll have fallen in love.And before we switch back we'll have sex while still in the others body.
>>42834057I feel like Trixie didn't really become a girlfailure until she met Glimmer.
>>42834759Excellent choice
>>42833245thank you trixie, very cool
>>42822849Could I cast a spell to make myself not a jobber?
>>42835778No.
>>42835778Of course you can, but what makes you think you wouldn't fail it too?
>>42836260I'm better than Trixie so I'd win
>>42836331That's a pretty low bar, anybody is better than Trixie.
>>42836351I doubt that.
Why is she called Trixie when she doesn't have any good tricks?
>>42836919She can make your cock disappear. Hasn't worked out how to do it to herself yet, though.
>>42837426By hiding my cock inside her? That's not a trick
>>42824118>WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING ABOUT???>"oungh... f-foal belly...">...>Trixie no longer wishes to speak to youproblem solved
>>42832715so does vylet pony, but I refuse to acknowledge either of these facts
>>42833303good endalso the spoiler you could do as a prank to others as well, because youre still a mischievous little scamp despite everything
>>42837426with a butcher's knife? that's not magic thats mutilation
>>42822849do some cool magic shows I guess
>>42835778lul nope
what if Trixie was competent?
>>42838735Then she wouldn't be a joke
>>42838735Then she would've at least been a semi-decent character.
>"it ain't gonna suck itself~"https://files.catbox.moe/t6a1ni.png
>>42839375uhh nope not my card try another
>>428393820_0
>>42840429Wow, we have something in common then.
>>42840431Same for me!
>>42840429ur not a wizard trixie...
>>42832715I thought kon was supposed to make you Hitler's top guy
>>42840941Yeah because we're fucking everyday
>>42841429ur fucking urself? isn't that gay?
>>42841420I am a big fan of Trixie
>>42841754No you're not.
>>42839382Then it won't get sucked.
>>42841997open your mouthdo it!
>>42822849no i'm not
Excuse me, sir, you're my wife.
>>42842219handsome, truly.
>>42842219i want to flick that hat off
>>42843068Given how obsessed she is with glimmy she would probably pull this pinkie shit
>>42842807WATCH OUT SHE'S GOING TO THROW THAT DYNAMITE!
>>42843068get out of the keyboard useless jobber
>>42842807>*explodes*
>>42844059GAME OVER
>>42843068Trixie is hiding inside OP's slit
>>42845069she needs to get out!!!
>>42843068>>42845069she must be stopped
>>42845848you cant stop her for all keyboards are belong to trixie!!!
>>42841420Cyan hooves drew that pic
>spend years having to read about Trixie being a fucking troon>she's not at all>she's a natural and regular mare, as Princess Celestia intended >wake as her in Equestria >you feel something hanging between your hindlegs>oh fuck
>>42846574>Real Trixie isn't a troon, but the spell that turned you into her gave you a marecock.>Somewhere else, Trixie has your body and is a cuntboy.I'd read that story.
>>42846585>CuntboyUgh
>>42846601It is curious that futa are so much more popular than cuntboys.
>>42846722wtf is a cuntboy
>>42846976So you know how a futa is a girl with a dick? A cuntboy is a boy with a pussy.
>>42847257Oh. The more you know, thanks for telling me about that.
>>42848067I can't enjoy art where ponies are wearing shoes on their back hooves only. Imagine the discomfort
>>42848067Why isn't she wearing the boots for the front as well?
>>42848391she has class, peasant.
>>42848825>Trixie>Classlol. lmao even.
>>42849148that's almost as bad of a joke as trixie herself
>>42849251It's trixieover...
>>42829474>159948.jpgI simply CANNOT find the source of that pic.I need (You)r help. please
>>42848825This is fact. She spoke french once
>>42849394>fr*nchDIOS MIO
>(You) are Trixie
>you are Trixie
>>42849388I found it on some random fb pageThey post a bunch of them but I'm not sure if they are reposts or OC
>>42850213Trixie is so smart!
>>42850409...for kindergarden tier education.
>>42850728She's just like me!
>>42851164Wait... for reals?
>>42851569Autism.
>>42851569
>>42851569Yes, that is loss.
>>42852347she has no ears to listen from
>>42850169chiken
>>42850213is trixie ok
>>42855166Would you drive in this car?
>>42855637Yeah
>>42856032would it be cool?
>>42856305No shit it would
>>42822849trixie is the worst pony
>>42857184Wrong
>>42857184True
>>42858363Greatest and most powerful smug in Equestria!
>>42858363trixie :)
>>42858363Do you think Trixie would like earscritches?
>>42859341Yeah
Moving to page 1
>>42860110thank you trixie, very cool
>>42860110Back you go
I love my feminine penis so much
>>42861736a good girlpeen squirts during buttplapping
>>42822855i cast the "blow me" spell NOW
>>42861736I love my masculine penis more than you love your feminine penis.
>>42861752...Bro?
>>42863356Stop sticking out your tounge!
>>42863349i said it
>>42863969Why?
Trixie offers you a cookie in these trying times
>>42865765I don't need your cookie.
>>42865765Thanks, Trixie
>>42864959What game are they playing?
>>42866577Anon...
>>42866582ah thanks nonny, guess I was blind kek
>
>you are EQG Trixie
>>42867545unf rump
>>42867565
>>42866582is it a good game?
>>42865767Okay, bend over for the cock-ie instead then. Don't make Trixie do all the work here.
>>42846722No it isn't. All the early faggot pioneers were men who lost their minds and turned gay because of the horrors of WW1. Every modern "lgbt movement" is built on this foundation. Of course they're all obsessed with cocks.
>>42869137wtf please no
>>42822849Trixie is worst pony!
>>42870272True...
>>42870272How will I Trixie ever recover?
>>42870486by doing some magic tricks!
Trixie is now evil!
>>42871463She is not!!!
>>42871463Now?
>>42871810The past doesn't matter, this is the present now and Trixie declared it!
>>42871463Trixie...
>>42871463This can't be real
>>42872910It's real. The red arrow even confirms it as true!
>>42873014shit... I can't believe this...
>>42873014Makes sense. Anon took over her body after all
>>42873261True!
>>42822849How often do you think Trixie bangs her dad?
>>42873911very often
Trixie is not amused.
>>42874505good cause trixie is a bad pony
>>42875002And you're bad.
>>42822849I'm going to cry.
>>42876505For me???
>>42876521For Trixie!
>>42876925But..I am Trixie...
>>42877103Of course, it's all yours!
>>42877103Trixie would never refer to herself in a commonly and lowly form as first person. She always was third!
>>42877749trixie cat?! what next, trixie dog?
>>42878045Trixie is limitless in her forms, even more so than a changeling!
>>42878058Oh my celestia... Trixie is much more powerful than anypony else!
trixie 2 stonk plz nerf
>>42878577No, Trixie needs to be even stronger than before!!!
>>42879192breadixie
>>42879192Kek.
>>42879192can't believe the great and powerful trixie was put in the oven
>>42880096you were supposed to put a bun in her oven not put her in the oven
>>42880129I don't know how to cook a burger, my bad.
>>42880562NOO I GOT BURGERED AGHHH!
>>42881191Trixie is so swagger!
>>42882025the most greatest and powerful stare!
>>42841053it's a coin flip
>>42882577really?
>>42883683Trixie stares, again!
>>42861736>>42862943I love your cocks so much
>>42884395zesty thorax
Trixie owns a cart as well as a wagon for her shows for more better profit!
>>42884795Trixie's secret sister who lives in the pony version of spain!
>>42885073grim
>>42884395Thanks!
Pure look of superiority.
>>42886201Trixie is made out of pure superiority!
>>42887335Don't you mean SNOWperiority?
>>42887355Snow? Trixie is not a snowpony!
>>42887370Yes, (You)!
>>42888446I'm ready for my present for Trixiemas!!!
>>42824117Twixie is best
>>42889027>Twixie
>>42889373Kek.
>>42822849No I'm not, I'm a chicken
>>42890460*bawk* *bawk*I don't know but it sounds like it to me.
>>42855637Yes and blast real magic by living tombstone on the radio
Trixie and Rainbow Dash in a battle of overinflated egos, who would win?
>>42891303Dashie, duhh.
>>42891303No
>>42891303RD is cockier but Trixie is more smug about it
>>42892510But Trixie has a even big cock(ier)
If Trixie is reading this thread or anyone here becomes her someday I want to tell her that she can fuck me or anything she wants from me.
>>42892868Noted
>>42892868Okay Trixie, the greatest and most powerful replier will let you know if we find Trixie.
>>42893480thanks trixie
>>42892868What is she doing in there
>>42894098She's doing me
>>42894134Trixie is doing herself?
>>42894148The great and powerful Trixie is sucking on the great and powerful Trixie marecock!
>>42894782Hawt
>>42895785Trixie is the best.
trixie :)
Trixie has the greatest and most powerful skeleton!
>>42897092Nice bones.
>>42896320Big if true
Ever since that one PTS, I can't jack off to Trixie with a dick anymore. I just hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFbSvG__GLA&t=3 and my penis gets soft from laughter.
>>42897092The unmistakably masculine anomatomy of a trannyJk I love Trixie
>>42898150wobble wobble
>>42898620jej
>>42897092the most lame one that is
>>42897092Trixie after her tragic teleportation accident she swore she studied for.
>>42900585she is the greatest and most powerful, she does not need to study. she is already perfect!!!
>>42900824She's perfectly shit.
>>42898150>Ever since that one PTS, I can't jack off to Trixie with a dick anymoreLink to PTS?
>>42901639Bzzzzzt! Wrong!
>>42901759she's a drunken reprobate. absolute shit character.
>>42901765Is Berry Punch a shit character by the same logic?
>>42901838yes
>>42901765>she's a drunken reprobate.Wow...she's literally me!
>>42902108
>>42902194Wine aunt, huh?
>>42898150PTS?
Trixie :D
>>42902194I do
>>42822849i have a cock already, now i just need to become cute
And now the grrrrreat and powerful Trrrixie will appear on page one
>>42904338WAOW
>>42903677But said cock, is great and powerful?
>>42904338That's amazing, Trixie!
>>42905968literally the cockiest mare in Equestria
>>42906338unf
>>42904338Encore!
The Great and Powerful Trixie is having the Great and Powerful cry right now!
Wow, two Trixies!
>>42908368She's growing too powerful...
>>42908368THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS MORE TRIXIE THREADS!
>"THE SHOW WILL LAST FOREVER!"
>>42909732evil trixie 0_0
>>42850213FTFY
>>42910465there's a special place in hell for bastards like you
>>42830514>>42910511Sorry I forgot to fix this one as well.
>"oh no I'm blue"
>>42911340So smug, in her lane. Trixie is truly the best.
trixie be blue... lol
