Dating Pinkie sounds like a handful.>Nonny wanna hear a joke?>get your dick super sucked>Want to see my new prank Anon?>get your dick super sucked>Here Anon tries this new recipe I'm trying out!>get your dick super sucked
>exists>get your dick super sucked
Nope. She probably offers "that sloppy toppy thing I hear so much about" but only once and by accident. And while looking super sad because she wants you to indulge in her stupid thing she loves but you hate. She can learn to like "giving head" but will forever associate it with quid pro quo.
>>42825116Post the black edit.
She would be quite a handful, especially if you're not in the mood. That's when she goes Pinkamena, get insecure, and as soon as you start feeling bad for politely declining, you go in for a hug. This was a major mistake because that's when she takes a hammer to your knees to drag you back to her place.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8XhJ41tqs
Pinkie puts a lot of effort into being exciting and the most fun pony everyone knows. She's in a constant state of performance, and I think anyone she dates while trying to keep up that performance will go poorly. She'll wear herself out even more than she already does, and that boyfriend will never see the real her.If you date Pinkie and it doesn't fall apart in the first week, it'll be because she trusts you with the sides of herself that she hides. The side that collapses in bed at the end of a long day of parting where everyone had fun while she had to work hard to keep it going. The part of her that can't help being excited about new plans even though she knows she's overbooked. When she lets her guard down, she's a very anxious pony who's always doubting herself, double checking to make sure she's doing everything right. The quiet Pinkie who practices her tricks alone so she can get them right the first time she tries them in public.That's not to say Pinkie would never prank you, but once she pulls back the curtain and has shown you everything that goes into being Pinkie Pie, I think she'd be a lot lower energy with you than with anyone else. She doesn't want to impress you, she's just happy that you love and understand her.
>>42825495To be fair, by A Friend in Deed we see her pulling herself out of her own darkness in Smile and in Pinkie Pride her mane only goes a little flat when she feels like her friends are abandoning her. She's way stronger than people give her credit for, but, yeah, we see glimpses of a calmer, thoughtful Pinkie and that's always the one I loved.Truth be told Ponk is pretty independent in her mission to make the world a happy place, even if she does always want her friends by her side. I can honestly see her happily ignoring romance in favor of just enjoying friendship, unless it's someone who really stands out to her as deeply important or similar. At the point she does fall in love, I think you'd pretty much be inseparable with how seriously she'd take your bond. I think the key to establishing a strong rapport with Ponk is to be optimistic and caring just like her. If she notes you being excited about her efforts to make you happy not in a 'normal' way but in a 'fellow optimist genuinely connecting with her' way, she's gonna probably see something deep. Then, if you care about making others happy too, the moment you agree with her whenever she says something about hoping something she's doing cheers someone up, she's probably going to gain a deep level of respect for you there.honestly talking about ponk blowjobs just feels crude when she's like the prime waifu for anyone who actually has a happy outlook on the world
>>42825353No.
>>42825539I wouldn't even say her "darkness" is a bad thing. It comes from the same place of caring a lot about other people and their feelings. It takes a lot of thoughtfulness and understanding to do what she does, and those come in large part from the pessimistic thoughts she keeps bottled up deep inside. It's a heavy burden, but she is shown to be able to carry it by herself, with only a few exceptions in the show.>she's like the prime waifu for anyone who actually has a happy outlook on the worldIt sucks that that is exactly the reason I could never be with her.
>>42825588Of course, her pain is natural and understandable but even then she's shown herself to power through it. Optimism is no joke, that shit'll take you out of the darkest places you've ever seen if you let it drive you; I've been through it multiple times myself.>spoilerDamn, tfw. Yeah my connection with Ponk was absolute ages ago, in like 2012. When I was 13 or so I vowed to myself I'd live to be as happy as I possibly could, and to share all of the happiness I found with others. I wanted to be so happy I'd inspire those around me to do the same, and, that was the foundation of everything I am now. Watching A Friend in Deed for the first time at a young age left me shook, because my favorite pony ended up being happy for the same reasons I was. I was a social outcast and extremely lonely, and her being the closest thing I knew to someone like me drew me to her immediately. Seeing that Ponk felt like a bit of an outcast too on the inside at times was really touching.I will say though, a happy person is like someone who knows how to fish; they're able to provide all sorts of joy and wonder for themselves. Then, sharing happiness with someone is like giving them a fish you caught. In terms of this metaphor, Ponk loves to share her fish with people. Show her that you want to learn how to fish for yourself too, and realistically I am pretty sure she'd be deeply touched that you asked her of all ponies that. I could even see her being like a mentor and eventually growing really attached if you valued her a lot.
>>42825239what?
>>42825708Girls want to share things but if you don't share some but only some will 'convince' you with varying degrees of want.
>>42825495This. A lot.
>>42825353need choco ponk
>>42825495>She's in a constant state of performancefaggot did you even watch the show? Clearly pinkie absorbed all the fun from her sisters while still in the womb and it's all genuine
>>42825495This is a very good post.
>>42825495This hurts right in the feels
>>42826872ERM ACTUALLY Good post, but the sisters are irrelevant. Between the smile song and the crash out, it's clear that she's motivated by others, rather than passively being a party god
>>42825556You pink bitch I told you the oven timer hasn't worked since the 1970s what the hell did you do to my oven
sounds more like a mouthful
>Fluttershy thread diedThat's sad.
>>42827941Link?
>>42828029See >>42826142
>>42826953Begeta is based
>>42825116>>Nonny wanna hear a joke?>>get your dick super suckedI would scream really loud>>Want to see my new prank Anon?>>get your dick super suckedI would start flailing very autistically>>Here Anon tries this new recipe I'm trying out!>>get your dick super suckedI would sob so hard my chest started to hurt
>>42825495>The quiet Pinkie who practices her tricks alone so she can get them right the first time she tries them in publichits to close to home, i practice playing video games so i don't suck ass when i hop on with friends
>>42825708/dzg/ here we used to have femanons over quite a lot in the past and they could get quite needy.
