Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42783502
Jumbo Don
Say something nice about ponies or the board
>>42827545I enjoy talking to you all and I enjoy watching ponies.
>>42827539>keep it low on moral and legal argumentsI think lewding ponies is morally wrong and should be illegal
>>42827545I THINK /MLP/ SUCKS
>>42827552Screw you, I'm talking about hoof holding with a mare. I find any mare that has a free hoof then place my hand on it, then curl my fingers around it.
I want to work at an orphanage where eqg pinkamena and fluttershy live so that I can whip them
>>42827545I like posting questions and reading responses.
>>42827545I always find it interesting how different threads/generals have their own culture, their own history with famous posters and menaces alike, that if you didn't browse them you'd perhaps never know about.as for ponies, they're great and if it weren't for them I'm not sure if I ever would've drawn anything (even if I only do it somewhat rarely)
>already on page 10it's over
>>42828295I like how comfy /mlp/ is compared to /trash/.
>>42828307
does anyone know where i can get a half-decent equestrian flag made of cotton or something? alongside any other decoration ideas for a room that isn't TOO on the nose - something very pony but that doesn't immediately scream 'MLP'
>>42827545I like Rarity a lot. Not just as a pretty fashion horse with a marshmallow butt, but as a very driven and ambitious character.
>>42827539The show had such a disappointing ending. I know we all know this but that's what is currently on my mind.
>>42828748wdym? Canterlot Wedding was an excellent finale and send off to the show.
>>42827539Were there any parts of G4.5 that were any good?
>>42828841The pony life stop motion shorts are charmingly stupid.
>>42827545I used to love this show 12 years ago. Now I hate it. Thanks /mlp/
>>42828860Many such cases.
>>42828694You can get custom posters off of Amazon and have equestrian scenery art printed and framed.
>>42827555Slut
>>42828841foul artificial creatures born of avarice
Rararararararaaaaaaarity!
>>42827539I actually have a love-hate relationship with poniponi and this board/website. If I weren't hopelessly in love with that glorious Noodle, I would have left the Ride over a decade ago.I've been taking a bit of a break this month and will continue to do so for a while, focusing on actually fixing my life. Soon I can ditch my toxic environment, recover from how much harm it has caused me, and love mai waifu with the new-found gusto he deserves. Once the creative juices start flowing again, I'll share my pony-related stuff with (You) faggots. Try not to feed the bots and schizos in the meantime.Ta-ta!
>>42828850I think is cute
i really really like these silly little creatures so very much and i'm glad they exist because they make me feel happy
>>42828694maybe a cutiemark pillow like this? could even have two, one with luna and one with celestia (the most subtle and most esthetic for decoration imo, since a sun and a moon won't really cause questions either), to put on a sofa.I don't know if these are readily available, but you could commission an artist. who could even make them really nice and embroidered.
>>42829656...and of course i forgot the image
>Janny deletes my funny shitpost thread about Cheese Sandwich being in the cuck chair>Also deletes it when I post it in the designated Cheese Sandwich thread>No cuck jokes allowedJanny is a cuck
>>42830319that, or janny is secretly pinkie pie and doesn't like her husband being badmouthed
cuckposting is banned because someone kept cuckposting on the barbie threads for 3 years straight which means the janny is traumatised to delete cuckposting on anything on sight
>>42830399what drives someone to such madness
>>42830399my first reaction was that you were joking, then I realized where I was and that doesn't seem totally out of the question.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42289115/so many deleted comments of his lol, dude probably thinks he's winning a battle against janny for whatever schizophrenic excuse he has
I've got the big screen in the lounge to myself, a six pack, and a big-ass bottle of wine. I've been looking forward to this for days. I'm going to poni poni until I can't work the remote.
>>42830438Hell yeah, poni poni till you drop, champ.
>https://web.archive.org/web/20230404080309/https://bitchmuffin.net/marebutts/derpy.htmlEnable browser `autoplay audio.>https://web.archive.org/web/20250210191144/https://ponk.pink/
>>42828570What?
>>42830566why would you compare this board to trash, the literal shithole of 4chan
>>42828748wdym? Friendship is Magic Part 2 was an excellent finale and send off to the show.
>>42830573It's fast and we're slow and I'm so used to speed I feel the need the refresh.
>>42830438Samefagging to report back after nearly two hours of the aforementioned booze-enhanced poni poni. I've had at least one eye-opening experience and maybe a couple of lesser understanding events. This is going to sound patently stupid, so please bear with, but the act of simply watching the show in my own space and on my own time has successfully connected me back into the course I knew I ought to be following in life after a prolonged period of despair. That was quite a long sentence, so let me summarise: ponies have set me right once again. God forgive me, this cartoon is integral to my happiness. We'll have to wait and see if this sentiment lasts past the inevitable hangover, tomorrow. Anyway, the griffon episode is up next. Hoping against my vague recollection that they don't do Gilda too dirty.
>>42830703The show is integral to my happiness too, I feel ya. Been super important to me since 2011
>>42830703This show has been a cornerstone of my childhood since 2011. I finally found a place I felt I belonged because of this fandom, I have made life long friendships because of it. I wouldn't trade it for anything.
>>42831113I have made no friendships over the show, and had any profound realizations that have made me a better person. I still like it, but it feels like I got less out of it than everyone else here.
>>42830703Celestia bless you my friend
>>42830703You're announcing your samefagging which is much better than pretending to be more than one anon on /mlp/ to make artists and writers not feel sad.
>Hey it's my forced general again
>>42831752you forgot to bump, here let me bump it for you junior janny tranny
>>42828841some people seem to like pony life, but for me it's too hectic so everything pops up and is gone again. can't really have a proper story I'd enjoy that way, even a (potential) heartfelt moment is instantly over again. (and maybe my brain is just too slow.)i suspect the enjoyment probably partly stems from the fact that in the anni it's preceded by Seasons 8 and 9, which... yeah.at the very least it's got the actual VAs for the mane 6 and they seemd to have enjoyed working on it moreso than thsoe last seasons.
>only a warningLol
let's have a bit of a chat, because that thread about "What if Vivziepop made G6" made me wonder: who do YOU think could make a good new gen of MLP? and how far removed should be it be from G4, anything from direct continuation to not having any do do with it at all.
>>42832888Faust or bust.
>>42827539I've been considering coming out as gay to the friend group but I'm scared the nazi LARP is not actually LARP (I am also quite homophobic tbf)
>>42832964>I've been considering coming out as gayno need, you've already confessed by using this board
I like to write questions fully knowing the thread will devolve into a fight.
>>42832888New characters, new setting, down to earth tone like season 1. Hard limits on what magic is capable of.
>>42833408any idea for who you'd choose to run at the show?
>>42832888I don't think there's a single person on this planet that could make a good generation under Hasbro.
>>42832888Tamers
>>42834171The only choice worse than Vivziepop
test to see if vogelfag actually got his name b&
>>42829434>, and love mai waifu with the new-found gusto he deservesmale waifus are husbandos, faggot
>>42833879Myself.
I love Rainbow Dash. There's nothing I wouldn't do for her. That's what's on my mind.
>>42834721Would you tell her no?
>>42834723Of course. If she was about to do something reckless or harmful, I’d absolutely tell her no. She’d expect me to.
>>42834721Would you stick your dick in a running fan if she told you to?
>>42832888GabeN unironicallyValve's been experimenting with games for children in the past (A.r.t.i.) so an actual E4everyone by them can be rather interesting
>>42834737why would she want me to fuck running Scootaloo?
>>42834764so a Gen that would primarily be a videogame? or still a cartoon alongside?
>>42835376SFM2 pony series + a game of some sortshell, I'm pretty sure they still want to do a proper series even after the TF2 show fiasco
>>42835390>proper seriesproper in-house animated series>TF2 show fiascoTLDR for that shitshow is Valve Time caused by Valve's insane quality control. Expiration Date is the pilot and it has ITS OWN FUCKING SOUNDTRACK
I took a box cutter to my clopping hand ^:(
>>42835417Maybe you should be more careful in the future fella!
Marital sex with Celestia.That has been on my mind.
>>42836119What about martial sex with Celestia?
>>42836126Yes.
One of the main reasons I'm determined to get my life on track by starting on finding a McWagie job is so that one day I may be able to save up enough money to go to a pony convention and have the time of my life with my fellow horse fuckers while also spending cash on fan made merchandise.
>>42827542fpbp
I've been using Grok to do my own 'anon in Equestria' story (with very little lewdity) and I'm getting a little obsessed with it I think, I can easily evaporate a few hours in secondsAI really needs to die, like right now
>>42836358Ai is just spitting your own ideas back at you. It's a pattern complication machine, not capable of intelligent thought or reasoning. It's similar to a music program that automatically harmonizes when you press a note.You probably already knew all that though. Doesn't make it any less easy to get caught up in it.
>>42836364I'm already pretty good at my own fantasies, so basically it does exactly what I want it to, which is the problem. I don't even get put off when it gets shit wrong, I just redo it, I'm good at discarding things like that. I kind of hate how well it works for me. I also HATE how AI is destroying the entire PC parts industry, and companies using it to make shit/fire people. A complicated situation.
>>42836163Its sad thats the only psychological incentive our shitciety has to offer
>>42836495I mean what are you supposed to do? Fucking impossible to get a tech job as they rather outsource it to some jeet so they don't need to pay a hefty wage and instead pay sweatshop wages.
>>42835417Just use the box cutter to clop with
>>42836163Horsefuckers don't go to pony conventions. Only normies and posers go to those things.
>>42836743Ok virgin
>>42836750Kys newfag
>sharty raid threads were up for a long while until someone posts a pepe in which it FINALLY gets cleaned upIs that it? Is that how you summon the janitor? By just posting a shitty pepe thread? The more you know.
>>42836163>spending cash on fan made merchandiseBased Anon.
Rob Renzetti at the helm, Larson and Thiessen co-directing. Old characters, old setting, ambitious tone like season 2. No limits on what magic is capable of. Faust on storyboard duty in a shock collar.
>>42837253>no limits on what magic is capable ofyou completely lost me. not having wootton on as well is cancerous.
>>42837253The magic that made the show good will never be recaptured. You can bring back all the legacy staff you want, it's never happening.
>>42837308To each their own, but I'm rather tired of sciencefags sucking all the fantasy out of magic with stupid nerfed magic systems more complex than spells being fatiguing or too advanced to cast. I also wanted to keep the list short, my bad for leaving off 1 cool director.>>42837335Yeah. For what purpose did you need to shit on a silly brain exercise with cynicism and an ugly OC?
>>42837363>muh cynicismNot an argument>ugly ocOh no it has shit taste too
>>42837363Im not a sciencefag or something, I just more like the idea that magic is pretty reudimentary and not super powerful amongst regular unicorns, with the princesses, Twilight, and some other high level unicorns being able to enjoy more of what it has to offer. Give me early season moustache-growing spells over Lord Tirek-smashing lazerbeams any day. That's all I meant to say.
>>42837365he's right (except for the shitty oc thing, dot a cute fatso), you should probably kill yourself if all you want to do is shit on others. you didnt even engage with your own ideas. truly a worthless post.
I have a theory why this world sucks so much. To test potential ponies she created a world where friendship isn't magic to see who would still choose to be nice even though it doesn't yield any benefit to prevent ponies from just choosing it for their own benefit due to Equestria having morality as a part of its physics. She made it look like it has this really long history and wide scale and filled it up with NPCs to make it look plausable and to make sure you can't ever be sure of her making it so you still have to love friendship with your heart instead of getting a chance at being certain of the test and its conditions so I can't say that this is definitively true or false. If it is true though, she still made sure that all of the souls she send here got a chance of understanding friendship which is why she created a show about it with lessons in it and which shows Equestria. The universe was actually created on october 10th 2010 and your soul only entered your body when you watched your first episode of MLP. Everything before that point is just a memory Celestia created for you based on the experiences of the NPC that inhabited your body before.
>>42837392>Stating facts is now "shitting on people"I never attacked him or his ideas. I wasn't even abrasive about it. Grow some thicker skin you whiny twitterbrained faggot.
>>42837400>Everything before that point is just a memory Celestia created for you If that were true, all I gotta say is "FUCK YOU, Celestia!"
I am a lurker, been one for years. I don't really have much to add most of the time but enjoy the conversations. I may as well share some thoughts that have been on my mind. I remember starting to watch the show when season two was airing and immediately it had a major impact on me. I was depressed, had very little hope, my "friends" only hung out with me because of proximity, it wasn't a good time. But a show about colorful horses genuinely was making me happy. I posted art, read fanfics, talked with people online, hell even my friends watched it and I started getting closer to them for it. It was one of the few times in my life I felt overwhelming happiness for a long time. Fast forward I get bullied out of the show by people close to me, lose touch to the community, and sink back to being depressed. I got back in a year or two ago and have been having a hard time reconnecting to people about this show. I have been enjoying returning but it's not been easy regaining that same sense of happiness I had before. Lurking with you all is fun, and seeing what the community has been making while I was gone is great, though I feel like I missed out on the big party. I don't know if that makes sense but whatever.Thanks OP for the thread, felt like a good excuse to get my thoughts out.
>>42837410yes, not even trying to engage someone and just shitting on their idea because "its never gonna happen" is shitting on someone. its people like you that retard innovation, or at the very least fun. dont forget to tighten the noose.
>>42837425We have all had to endure suffering in this world because friendship isn't magic here. There is a lot of hostility of the world against life and of living beings against each other but as I said maybe we can still experience the magic of friendship in our hearts if we let go of these experiences.>>42837434People hate on me too just for liking the show. I don't want to hide it either so for now I have to endure it. I've found for now the best thing to do is to avoid hating back because that will make it worse and to spend time with those who are more accepting. For me my family has been a great support but it can be anyone. Also don't worry too much on missing out, things come and go but friendship always stays magic and ponies will always be there for you.
>>42837434welcome back anon, we all love ponies here, although some try to make you think the opposite. enjoy yourself and watch twilight un-chocolate this milk.
>>42837434k see you in the sex chamber anon (no homo)
>>42837540>shitting on their idea>things that literally never happened for 500Grow the fuck up you whiny bitch.
when do I become a cute pony
>>42838233soon™
>>42838233YWNBAP
>>42837387That's fair, although people seem to downplay how much the Tirek fight was explainable as 3 alicorns in one body and didn't happen outside that limit until Starlight Glimmer wrecked Discord, and then in turn gloss over how creative spells are far more powerful than the dbz fight without jumping through hoops with a complex system of limits. It's easier to believe a pony can body a beam of magic than it is "hocus pocus, your organs are full of locusts", or instantly winning by swapping pegasus wings with fragile butterfly wings, or transmuting earth pony bones into jello.>>42837392I'll admit insulting Dot was a low blow because it was a fat yoshi shitpost. The guy was trolling for (You)s all along anyway.
>>42838245YWNBAW
>>42838265Thanks God
>>42838272>thankful for not being whitegood morning saar
>>42838248>trollingIn what universe is saying that "fim is a product of it's time and circumstance, you can never recreate it" considered trolling? It's just true. The thread is called "write what's on your mind", not "back up your thoughts with a 200 page thesis based on peer reviewed sources" you absolute pinhead.
>>428382751) That’s not what it means 2) They all wish they were
>>42838287cope and seethe
>>42838283It's unironically autistic then. I'm sorry you feel compelled to correct all silly hypothetical scenarios that everyone else knows is a farfetched crapshoot.
>>42838354>You aren't allowed to find a hypothetical situation stupid because that hurts my feelingsGet over yourself.
>>42835376I am now thinking how Bionicle existed mostly as tv commercials, toys, books, comics, some movies, and a couple of flash games. And one of those flash games gave a magical feeling of the world of Bionicle.If there was a decent game set in Equestria with Ponyville, Canterlot, etc. I would love to explore it.
>>42838644>You aren't allowed to call my pessimism retarded because that hurts my feelings.Your "stated facts" were always subjective. The magic of g4 is dead for you, so you need to convince everyone else of that because misery loves company.
>>42838871I want you to look at the newer seasons, g5, the prospect of a live action movie and the alleged g6 "leak". There is none of the magic that made g4 what it is left, and it will NEVER happen again.G4 is a product of it's time, and the fandom is a product of an internet culture that died a long time ago. You can cope with your hypotheticals and lash out at me all you want, but at the end of the day I'm still right.
>>42838888not getting involved just saying "its" is the possessive form of "it", no apostropheI also think you're mostly right, but I'm not going to write off the possibility of something good ever happening again, it's just incredibly unlikely. And WILL NOT be as big as FiM, it simply can't be
>>42838233Celestia will choose you if you have enough love in your heart.
>>42839189Trust me, Im striving to show it more often.
>>42839195I'm sure if you just try one day you can become a pony
>tfw no love in my heart>tfw no ticketit's........ over............
>>42839332We all fall short of the magic of friendship by being in this world but that's why Celestia sent mommy Faust into this world to make a show about it. Just sing the songs and think about the lessons Anon.
Was listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWqJ_LxSDoY and man I want to say I love you nameless bastards. I only had few who I could share love for ponies, and you are one of those. Equestria is beautiful.
>>42839471Love you too bud.
>>42839347>>42839471huh maybe there is love in my heartit's.... not over?
>>42838888The funniest thing to me about anons that parrot your views, is knowing the absolute state the My Little Pony franchise was in prior to g4. I want you to look at g1 and compare that to g3.5 some 29 years later, and then tell me how right you are in assuming a promising g4 would never exist.As for the internet dying, yeah, it's shit and we're all dealing with it, but dragging the fandom into this isn't even relevant.
>>42839545it's only over when you give up
>>42838275>>42838291What's the matter with you?
>>42839206so many mares, and they all want upsies
>>42840717do you need a upsie?
>>42840718i want upsies
>>42835392I didn't know expiration date was supposed to be a pilot. shame that show never happened.
>>42841262iirc the show's plot was later turned into TF Comics series
I wish ppl liked my art :(
>>42841262it never happened because Adult Swim hated how much time VALvE was taking to make the pilot that they cancelled the deal. It's also why there are some hats from some Adult Swim shows because of the deal at the time.
>>42841287Just draw better then
>>42841287Post an example!
>>42841287FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ART
>>42841296The Venture Bros items were a nice thing, but man that's a shame. Adult Swim is usually one of the few that cared about allowing many shows but I suppose Valve forgot that some people don't have all the time in the world. Valve time in action.
>>42841963The bump threads will see Christmas and there's nothing you or I can do about it.
>>42841974yeah it's a dying shame the mane 6 generals will see christmas, it's annoying how they are basically image dumps like niggers make some greens useless faggots
>>42841979I am making greens, I'm just really slow.
>>42841661These things... they take time
>>42841979I dislike most greens. A lot of them don't properly adhere to the greentext format and would be better-served as normal prose. They feel less like reading a good old 'storytime, faggots' sequence of events and more like reading a bad fanfic with too many line breaks.
>>42841979I'm doing my part and some, but it's pretty fucking sad how easy it is to overwhelm a thread with new stuff these days; then some people get mad because it's stuff you want to see rather than what they want to see.>>42841998Yeah, that's how I write even when posting on the board these days. Greentext is good only for a very specific kind of story, and that's no longer the kind of story I want to tell.
>>42841974I hate them so much. I miss the old internet, I miss peak fim. Fuck this gay Earth.
>>42841979Hardly anybody even reads greens anymore. 75% of /mlp/ is illiterate, and most of them are phonefags so even a short green looks like a monolithic wall of text to them.
>>42842005>Greentext is good only for a very specific kind of storyI have an idea of what you're referring to, but elaborate please.
>>42842022I like reading greens on my phone though.
>>42842022I read greens...
>>42842034Greentext restricts the kinds of wordplay you can do. If you've read any, you know what I mean. They're good for templates, like Fluttershy guessing Anon's fetish, and bad for stories that like to play with language and sentence structure past a certain point of complexity. Greentexts can feature these elements to limited degrees, but eventually it's just putting a chevron in front of normal prose.
>>42842022I read a ton of greens on my phoneI missed my bus stop too many times because of funny horsewords
>>42842022i'm excited every time a thread I'm in gets a story
Nigga. That is what is on my mind.
>>42844559man u are so gay for having black men in your mind like bro what are u in the congo or are u the french president lmaooo
>sometimes I dream about mares
>>42845173I'm so hungry, I could eat a pony, hooves and all.
>>42845173>>42845261would Equestria even be able to resist the Combine? Ponies are far less capable of combat than humans and vortigaunts
>>42845305Yea, they just magic the portals away.
>>42841998>They feel less like reading a good old 'storytime, faggots' sequence of events and more like reading a bad fanfic with too many line breaks.I just like using the greentext format because the funny green color makes it comfier to read
>>42841998All fanfics are bad, especially pony ones. You aren't smart or special for analyzing internet """literature""".
>>42845669>All fanfics are bad, especially pony onesI feel nothing but pity for you. Horsewords are awesome
>>42845773>Dude fallout equestria is actually really good broIt's not. And neither is any other fic you'll bring up. All of them are bad.
>>42845773I don't know why I bother avoiding bait when someone like you is guaranteed to take it on my behalf.
Im fucking up my sleep schedule again and its really starting to piss me off. I even have a good job now and things are going pretty well for me, so WHY CANT I JUST DO EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT FINALLY. holy fucking shit I hate this bullshit and the retarded choices I keep making. this was supposed to be OVER.>>42845669found the thread faggot. I just finished one the night before last and it was a great time, like usual. horsewords have been able to make me feel emotions no other book or even piece of media has, and that alone is a sign of great quality in my book.
what happened to the green general?
>>42845792There's a difference between FoE and everything else, anon, that being literally anything is better than FoE.
>>42845816Died because of apathy. Many such cases.>>42845857Foe is the fandom's darling gold standard. If THAT'S the "best" one, the rest must be somehow even worse.
>>42845866its not though, it just has a big fanbase. Im nta and I liked FoE when I read it, but there are many fics Ive read since that are FAR better than it, at least in my humble onion. you just gotta look and ask anon.the fimfic thread has a couple links for starter stories if youre genuinely curious and not just being a shit poster.
>>42845895>/fimfic/No thanks. The first and last time I went in there they were just bitching that the things they wrote weren't popular enough. That tells me everything I need to know about the medium and the people surrounding it.
>>42845914>first and last time I went in there they were just bitching that the things they wrote weren't popular enough. Same story for me, except it was a discussion about unironic gay hookups.
>>42845914you only gotta look at the op, but I can see now youre complaining just to complain. thanks for the bait>>42846084I went in today and things seemed alright, but Ive had similar bad experiences in the past. doesnt mean I dont try it again every so often though.
>>42842022NTA but >some CYOA drops>think of checking it out but it’s already 100+ posts in because OP and one other fag are borderline roleplaying.>don’t bother reading it to catch up and send my own decision using previous info.>thread eventually dies off or turns into a bump fest Same thing with greens, I can read, it’s just that most greens on this website are shit that I skim over them and never bother interacting with them, if I want something better I just go to fimfic and go through recommended stories based on the previous ones I’ve read.
>>42846114>I want something good>I just go to fimficThere isn't a single good story on there.
To counter the doomposting a bit, even if it is justified:I think you can still get interactions and (You)s for greens as long as they aren't total shit, don't go for months and hundreds of chapters, and are posted in some of the generals.Some are so starved for content that you will receive at least a bit of attention.Numbers on Ponepaste aren't that bad either if you care about that./green/ and previous attempts were good for jams and to have discussions and more in-depth reviews, but I don't think it can survive in nu-/mlp/.
>>42846114I think this is the real problem: people arent willing to try anymore. they arent willing to explore and happen upon something good, or even put in the effort to catch up on something and try it out. and thats why new shit always dies. and then people complain about the fandom being dead.
>>42846135>Anon leaves his dead general>Blatant samefagging thread being dragged up and down the catalog>Only active threads are bait threads or otherwise fucking terrible>Anon returns to his dead generalI don't blame anyone for not browsing the catalog.
would it be beneficial for 4chan Community Support LLC to remove >>>/global/rules/15 on >>>/vip/?
>>42846305no, this place must be contained
>>42845173>tfw never dream about maresI've genuinely never had a mare dream despite being obsessed with this shit for 15 fucking years
>>42846305GR15 should be completely rescinded. It serves no purpose anymore. It's a relic of a bygone era.
Sex with anonymous. Fuck his bussyhole and take his anal virginity.
>>42846664Same, this sucks
>>42846664Perhaps that's for the best. I had an ultra realistic mare dream where I was cuddling Marble. I could FEEL her, and when I woke up I could feel a phantom sensation of where she was in my arms slowly fading away.I was damn near ready to blow my brains out after that.
>>42846684>I was damn near ready to blow my brains out after that.Please do that, nobody will miss you.
>>42846887Here's that attention you wanted.
>42846887Bizarre response
>>42846664don't be sad, anon. Sometimes less is moremy dreams had b&nthros
>>42846669>GR15 should be completely rescinded. It serves no purpose anymore. It's a relic of a bygone era.NEED I REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING?https://files.catbox.moe/foztb0.mp4
>>42847068>b&nthros>bandnthros
>>42847075All of that and the board is still dead, curious.
>>42847083most >bronies on 4chan left the board but still pledge allegiance to our great hoofed cause
>>42847083>>42847095/mlp/ is the promised land of horsefuckers banned from 109 boards
>>42847104we are truly the Jews of the Internetlike seriously, we have our own kippahs and stuff
>>42847075We're never going to get anything fun like that april fools event again.>>42847108Yeah we're like jews except we're actually oppressed and our holocaust actually happened.
>>42847095We return to our kin in times of dire need.
>>42847116>We're never going to get anything fun like that april fools event again.remember when people said so about the board mergers of 2017?
>>42847126And Anons were right to believe that. Mods have been increasingly 'no fun allowed' for a while and the board mergers were a class act. I guarantee next year's is going to be something stupid like that stock market or the chat gpt thing.Hopefully I'm wrong again.
>>42847141stock market was fine, GPT was certainly awful >spoilerinb4 they joke about 4chan v. Ofcom with some American Revolution shitpost (would be pretty fitting for 250th anniversary of Declaration of Independence)
>>42847143>April 1st 2026>4chan gets seized by the uk government>Get banned for not having a pony loicense We's right snoggered now
>>42847154>they relaunch 4channel.org just to shitpost about "seceding" from 4chan
>>42846084>Same story for me, except it was a discussion about unironic gay hookups.Was that during Mare Fair, by chance?
>feeling sick from antibiotics>listen to Best Friends Until the End of Time>remember dementiaposting to SEE YOU SPACE PONY during the anni>start laughing uncontrollably>start really, really missing that atmosphere and togetherness>laughter turns to cryinglads I think I'm having a moment of reduced sanity over here
>>42847614>>start really, really missing that atmosphere and togetherness
Any chance of nuchan becoming better or is it a slow death from now on?
>>42847614Skip skip skip skip
>>42848008The only feasible way I could see this place improving is:>Someone who actually gives a shit buys this place>Gives every single shitter on staff the boot>Puts in new staff who value transparency and don't moderate out of spite (most unrealistic part)
>>42847614Maybe friendship really is magic
>>42848427If it's, why was the thread on page 10?
>>42769137I love you. I know what you mean. It's true. I hope more people take an interest in this and experience it. It's what Buddhists call enlightenment, what the bible tries to teach (but has been, uh... diluted maybe a bit too much), the whole point of The Power of Now (you should read it), what some people experience as life-changing when taking shrooms, ... it all points to the same truth. Doesn't matter what you call it, or what you believe to get to it if that's your goal (spiritual aspect of Equestria and Luna in my case). You realize your life is already complete. Problems as you feel them really do not exist. Your mind feels unified, conscious thought and unconscious fully agreeing with everything, if you truly achieve it you then have a seemingly infinite source of willpower. You know in your heart that you don't need Luna or Celestia to yank you out of this world because you've already found the Equestrian spirit inside yourself (or whatever you want to call it, it's all synonymous). It's not an answer to what really happens after death or why reality exists, but you come to understand it doesn't actually make much of a difference. You feel connected to god (which is not a person, btw). Truly realizing this in a deep level is an instant cure for depression. Your unconscious (which controls your feelings and willpower) is actively deciding to not believe this and instead get clouded with fake problems. If you don't believe the unconscious has this decision power, check this video: https://youtu.be/wfYbgdo8e-8 and think it through a bit. From my situation It seems some people are just not ment to realize this, but I hope some anons wallowing in despair about the state of the world or their life situation dig deeper into this. Having Equestria as part of your spiritual path is not dumb at all. Certain aspects of FiM point to very real divinity and life power. Never doubt that if you feel Equestria within your heart.Have a great life, anons.
>>42849231shut the fuck up faggot
>>42849235Here you can see the typical ego-filled response of denial. It's OK. This is not for everyone. I know some lurkers will appreciate my post.
>>42849231>replying to a month old post with /x/babblewhy do you put so much effort into making bad posts on purpose?captcha: KYSN4D
I know a fetish is meant to be sexual but I think my too weird degeneracy can be fun and cute and pretty cool. And I don't want anons to hate me. But I know they do when I mention it so I get scared easily.Some people me included curate a list of over 1 thousand videos uploaded over many websites.
>>42849428stop attention whoring and just tell us your fetish.
>>42849428Just tell us your weird fetish already you crybaby.
I love mares.
>>42849908Proof?
Use case for loving mares?
>>42849922Explosion.
>>42849428Go on...
>it's another 'Anon doesn't do any of the things he said he was gonna do and procrastinates all day' episode
>>42850991Literally me today logging off and not spending all day refreshing /mlp/ was one of the things I was supposed to do
>>42849231Thanks for the input anon, I'm the one you replied to and I've been on that wave for a while. I used to do a lot of this sort of preaching on the board. I like to think I've gotten better at translating the message to pony-enjoyers instead of this general perennialist kind of language (people usually find it hard to swallow if they're not already on that path). Always a pleasure to meet someone on /mlp/ in touch with the same principles, regardless. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8Anons should make sure to watch this for the based pony reference if nothing else>>42849922transforming your life and the world, perhaps?
>>42849428My guess is either age regression or hypnotism. I think a lot of weirdos are too shy about their fetishes when they're less than a small deal, as long as you're not bringing it up to an annoying degree. There's only like three fictional fetishes that can automatically garner hate by bringing it up once, and I have two.
>>42851187>>42849428My genuine opinion is that all fetishes deserve shame or at least dismissal if they're brought up outside of an explicitly sexual or flirtatious context. Only internet-poisoned coomers and idpol people would think otherwise. Why would people want to hear about it? Why WOULDN'T they shit on you for bringing up your complexes in public?
>>42851303My fetishes are based and I WILL talk about them unprompted when I see fit. I care not for the emotions of normies on the internet.
This image is on my mind.
>>42851303I broke the ice with fetish talk and have all of my closest friends today for it. We barely bring it up outside of banter and jokes, at most a couple times a week. If that makes me an idpol coomer with a complex, then those words mean nothing.
Y'all think Ozzy Osbourne would bite off Angel Bunny's head in Equestria?
>>42851590Well yeah, it was getting spammed maliciously to shut it down. This isn't news.
>>42851590Kys dramanigger
>>42851590>being such a colossal newshit that you dont even know about the raidsthats an oof from me
>>42851585No, he's not a bat. Echo, however, may want to hide..
>>42827539I need mares on my face
>>42851834Tiny and trotting around your features, or do you want one to sit on you and smother you with her goods?
>>42851837I want them to plap my face
>>42851109>transforming your life and the world, perhaps?what makes you think that quality of this world is a valid metric?
>>42837400>I have a theory [schizo headcanon]
The older I get, the more I appreciate Twilight as a character. I wonder why that is?
>>42851877Idk, but I've heard people say similar about Applejack too.
>>42851877she's a mare of reason in a crazy world basically less cynical Squidward
What expletives do ponies use in place of profanity? The usual substitutions like frick and crap don't feel very pony like. I'd check for actual examples from the shows, but it's a bit hard to search for.
>>42851955DYEWTS?>What in the hay!>Buck you!>Celestia damnit.>Damned Celestia.
>>42851955"Plook" and "Golly".
>>42852003What the hay is good. Celestia dammit doesn't work because it still says dammit.Horseapples is a good one, but bullshit is a very specific curse. >>42852007These are awful.
>>42852003lmfao
>>42852009They are realistic.
Apologies, I'm a bit drunk and it's 2 AM so I'm fully just typing and hoping it isn't too mawkish or overwrought but I am compelled regardless. Esp for a board who's primary purpose is finding the horniest pictures allowed to be posted, which makes me twice the fool. But I can't or won't help myself, I'm drawn to ramble and so ramble I will. Not about anything new of course and for twice the fool that's half the issue, it's the same longing pain of watching something not quite fade, but watching a long rest that you know you must leave. That I've been drawn to for years and just can't compel myself to leave for compulsions of comfort and belief that finding something else will never match youthful intensity, or of a cultural moment that will never be seen again as Mark Fisher and Nick Land become revealed for the time traveling prophets they were. But isn't that absurd? I say it here because I know others are trapped too, and in that growing uncomfortable comfort I feel my own mind's dissonance pounding. It's not even that I want to leave, but I feel in the sunlight of my life and must move to match my spirit to it, and here is the wonderful archive of history and memory that feels it's passions ebb in strange moments that I don't want to miss, but must leave. It's no wonder I wasn't a gambler, I always gambled instead on the next wonder this screen could bring me. And for that I've been saved and damned. What a common story, what a worthless story. I want to find wisdom and life and peace and dissolve in this world, and I fear what I may be trapped by. Do you manage this distinction, or do you fall into it's poison blindly? I swear I don't type like this because I'm trying to prove something, I'm just naturally pretentious. I want to love, but what do I even know how to love in my life? Creations of my own mind are valuable, but they are just that. I need more. No wonder sgap deleted all his crap, it was the right choice, even though it would be saved, it was an important decision. Anyways, I hope to finish a green soon but I'm not sure where to post it.
>>42851955flying feather, pony feathers, peeved
>>42852080>peevedjesus christ anon this is a family show
>>42852079You don't have to be stuck on it, anon.You can love what you love and still go on to do other things at the same time.You can even use poni and a launchpad for other things.
>>42851955Horse apples
We're back!
>>42852101I'm not sure you can. Attention and focus are limited. While I won't leave it entirely if I am taken by something I may very well see this as merely my past out of necessity.
>>42852167Who says you have to dedicate 100% of your attention to one thing?You can mix and match.
>>42852177I didn't, but life has it's seasons. Things fall apart and get left behind simply by it's rhythm. How much necromancy do I want to spend the time on, or do I just build my shadowbox and move on?
>>42852191None. But don't see your past as done, it's just among the things you have at your disposal.You may have them around at any time.Not going for lunch at the spot you used to doesn't mean you will never return anew.
I want to make a ponysona but im not a drawfag nor do I feel like paying a drawfag. What do I do…
>>42852209Pretend it's 2012 and go find a shitty 'make a pony' flash game and make it in that! Or edit show assets to get close to what you want!
>>428522093D Ponymaker or General Zoi's Pony Maker
If they can make machines to save us laborSomeday they’ll do our hearts the very same favorThe wails of ruined lives brought to a halt byThe serene hum of computers in air-conditioned vaults
>>42852621you're going to hell, faggot.
I don't browse here as frequently as I did, but I still love pony.This board at its best keeps it alive and for that I am glad of it.No doubt someday I'll dip back in again, probably around some anniversary.For now, you are all wonderful.
>>42852621Tfw no horse savior
>>42852719That image is really beautiful. Hope you'll have fun on your journeys, anon.
>Mfw I appear on Quality /mlp/ Posts
>>42853277Congratulations!
>>42853279I already have like 7 medals, maybe more!!
>>42852632that's not very nice anon
>>42852196I think we're saying the same thing, we just feel about it differently.
I dig a pony
>>42854863I don't think you are supposed to do that
>>42853277>Quality /mlp/ Posts?
>>42855338Offboarder shit
>>42855730is it PTS for r/4chan or what?
>Thinking about AJ and RD>Keychain I haven't used in years and had before I was into ponypony falls off shelf>I go over to inspect it>Depicts an Apple and a Rainbow>Feel ashamed about my sexual desires to Bookhorse>Click on a video - some random comedy clips compilation thing>First clip are two guys talking about how much they like Twilight (the show) >Uses the phrase 'Fucking Twilight is my jam'>Look at the Fluttershy thread for the first time in a while>Butterfly flutters into my apartment a hour laterOk I might be starting to fucking lose it
>>42856288Dubs confirm it anonThey're reaching out to you
>>42856288>>42856457The first owl I'd heard in years hooted back to me when I looked at the moon and said I love Luna. The dimensional merge is upon us, anons.
Does everyone get reincarnated into their own personal Equestria, or is there a shared Equestria for /mlp/? It would be a sad irony to lose all my /mlp/ friends (although my /mlp/ enemies can go) going to the land of friendship.
>>42856574I for one, would be fucking pissed if I woke up in Equestria. Any sort of afterlife would suck dick.
>>42856574>If it's a life of possibilities>That you've gotta live well, don't be surprised>When they don't remember you or simply don't want to i think the ideal solution might be many personal equestria's but you're placed with other compatible people. i'd like that. you'd go out and see the dashiefag with dashie and the flutterfag nowhere because they're too shy and so on. basically the fio shard system really
>>42856583I don't think I'd mind that. Sharing an Equestria with other lorefags and anons who like worldbuilding wouldn't be so bad.
>>42827539Can I post about jannies? The jannies of mlp?
>>42851955>Congratu-pony-lations, fillies!!!
I think you could stick the mane 6 in any kind of setting at all and get a great story out of it and it's a shame they didn't do more of that sort of thing in the showEspecially if they were put in with a couple of foils like Trixie, Derpy, Starlight, or others who could trigger the conflict without it being 'Pinkie is inexplicably socially incompetent again' or 'Dash is a cunt again'
>>42856685>'Pinkie is inexplicably socially incompetent again' or 'Dash is a cunt again'I love how Pinkie being socially incompetent is considered ooc and inexplicable but Dash being a cunt isn't, lol. She really has been shit ever since season 1.
>>42851955OH! FOR PETE'S SAKE!
>>42856703I know Rainbowdash. I would all do all kinds of crazy things for that Rice Wine that Pete makes.
>>42851955featherbraindoes anypony actually say hornhead or mudpony?
>>42856717Pretty sure hornhead and mudpony are fanon. I don't get hornhead when bonehead is right there.
>>42856587>>42856583I am selfish and not keen on sharing, so it'd probably be in my best interest to be in a shared world to help me not be such an asshole.Not that I'd be all that mad about it really, just being in Equestria would leave me in a state of bliss.
>>42856746How do i racist against pegasai?Pigeon?
I DON'T WANT TO CUM IN MARES ANYMORE I WANT TO DO MORE WITH MY LIFE THERE HAS TO BE MORE
>>42856783"Pigeon" and "chicken" are better for griffons. Just call a pegasus a cloudfucker.
>>42857119Nope this is it, now back to mare cumming
Test
god fucking damnit I hate adjusting my sleep schedule, but I must do it for othersalso if this "24/7" call center is closed again today I am gonna flip my shit
>>42852094it'll never not be funny how with German not really having a similar euphemism as "peeved", their dub of the show went straight for the actual word
>open general I've been meaning to check out>my brain easily focuses on short conversations and dumb drama>when I get to the real meat (greens, long discussion) my eyes glaze over and it's hard to focusWhat do? Sure, I could try forcing myself, but if it's not fun, why bother? Should I just ask to be spoonfed the "canon" or best fics? In the OP there tends to be just a huge list of fics in alphabetical order.>please verifyhttps://ponerpics.org/img/view/2022/9/4/6507634.gif
>>42857481I am at least capable of focusing, since I've read some long fics on fimfic. It's hard to get into it, but once I do it's not so hard to keep reading.
>>42857141Cheerilee mating press
>>42856746Horn Head is alliteration, it rolls off the tongue better
>>42857699It does have that, but it doesn't pack much punch, like calling a pegasus wingsides over something like flapfuck. Aside from it being a common insult to anyone the way we use it, a unicorn might take extra offense at someone calling their horn a mere bone.
>>42857850I feel like it packs more punch personally, bonehead sounds too childish to be insulting
>>42857119Imagine being so weak that you can't make something of your life whilst cumming in mares.You don't have to give up joy just to make progress anon
>>42857890Bonehead is about as childish as featherbrain and mudpony, but different strokes I guess.
>>42830703>We'll have to wait and see if this sentiment lasts past the inevitable hangoverUpdate me, I want to know
>>42857972Hi, anon! That was two weeks ago, huh? Time flies. Obviously, it's not felt as emphatically as it was when I was drunk, but yeah, I still consider ponies to be an essential element in my life. I don't think that's going to change, since it was true before then, but it's felt more or less keenly depending on my circumstances.
>>42857625It sounds like you just can't get invested into crap fics.If you're not interested in reading it and it can't hold your attention then hunt around for something else.This fandom has no shortage of stories.
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance at 11AM EST on Monday the 8th
>>42858841nothing will happen from this maintenance, I bet you this
what is this schizoid going on about? there are literally no protected threads, his posts are too obvious to the janny that they are troll posts so even a offboard janny/mod can see it and delete it like any other troll post. And i know from when he starts his schizo rage he attacks other threads not related to the usual threads he attacks. What a faggot.
>the sunfag autist is hereWhen will the poopdickschizo bullshit end?
>>42858917schizos are a cornerstone of /mlp/s existence
Ive noticed that people tent to talk more about schizos than i actually see of them.I've been able to talk about pretty much anything I want since I've been here and haven't really had any issues.This includes talking shit about G5 and gushing about chrysalis not stop.
>>42860293I can't go a day without some schizo rearing their ugly head. Consider yourself lucky.
>>42860293>Ive noticed that people tent to talk more about schizos than i actually see of them.that's because usually janny does his job at cleaning up the shit trial a schizo leaves behind in due process
>>42860293schizos are usually dealt with quickly, you need to look at the archives to see the spectacle.
>>42860318That image just makes it look like normal internet stit talking that used to be everywhere when forums were the norm.>>42860466>>42860294And if its being cleaned up then all is good.I'll check out the archives at some stage for the keks
>>42827539If you were transported to Equestria and transformed into a filly/colt. Would you try to inform the ponies you were once an adult or would you lie and pretend to be a kid? There is a 25% chance they'll find out the truth.
>>42860689I feel like they wouldn't believe me, especially considering I'm saying I'm an interdimensional traveller AND an adult
>>42860694Correct answer. If they don't believe you it's a win. They'll think your abused/crazy and shower you with even more love. If they someone find out you really are a interdimensional adult, you tried to tell them so they can't claim your a weirdo pretending to be a kid.
>>42860669Check the ghost posts on desu for the real unfiltered schizo experience.
>>42861345I'll bump you.
>>42861362My cock booping Derpy's snoot
>>42861504Just be gentle, she doesn't need more brain damage.
I wish I was a mare.
>>42857363LOL
>>42861362broken snooter
>>42861881>>>/mlp/ptfg
They did this in rainbow roadtrip as a form of fan service.
>>42862726Oh no question. They wanted to give sockfags something canon to work with.
thinking about how the princess applejack thread is just gone forever. they're done nowi didn't even read any of the stories, i just liked seeing it in the catalog. everything has to end one day and everything is malleable and that's sad. though, equestria represents the ideal of a foreverland in my head. i can see myself existing there forever
>>42863085Same. Also felt it with Bootlegs and Strange Waifus and probably a couple I don't even remember anymore. I'll probably feel similar when Plane Ponies is dead for good, too. Never followed any of these generals but they're still familiar just from seeing them every day.
>>42863085>>42863093Threads can be brought back. I'll bring back /dad/ next year.
>>42863141but can it bring back your real dad?
>>42863141I'm holding you to that promise.
>>42863156Good thing I didn't specify the month because that's unclear for now. But it's a promise. I brought it back last time, I'll bring it back again.
>>42863167hot damn that's a good picture think i just got beamed 30% of the reasons why u love this guy
>>42863170>30% of the reasonsGlad you said "reasons why" and not "30% of your love", because my love for him is infinite. The data transfer would take a while.
>>42832888Hasbro will likely attempt to reboot G4 again for G6, but it won't work because G4 had a solid foundation even when it degraded over time as creative control changed hands. I think that many anons on the board could make a good gen of MLP. But the problem is that you can't simply be shooting to make "X but again" or "X but fixed" and hope to produce good art. You have to have a positive, reifying vision of what it is you want, not what you don't want, and it can't just be the same thing but again. Making more of yourself endlessly out of yourself is what cancer is, people make things that are inspired by other things, when Lauren Faust made G4, there were things that inspired her to do so, she was not inspired to make MLP G4 BY MLP G4.I don't think it matters how far removed it is from G4 to be a good story. But also I would find it extremely odd if it was completely removed because if its just completely seperated what makes it MLP and not just a different pony story/setting entirely?
>>42862730They did that in Somepony to watch over me too with aj's socks
>>42863203Those are tall boots, not socks.
>>42863234Why do i browse this board still.
>>42863290Habit.
>>42863290Remember to have fun, that's the only reason you should be here.
>>42863302>/mlp/>funWhat the fuck? Its supposed to be fun?
>>42863324I often have fun on here!
>>42863325Strange, jannys tend to delete all fun posts. So either you're lying, or youre a janny.
>>42863329Perhaps your idea of fun and my idea of fun are different.
If I woke up in Equestria one day I would probably die that same year unless magic is a sufficient replacement for medical science, which several episodes imply it isn't.
>>42863429Why would you die? Are you super old or something?
>>42863451DiseasesI need muh meds or I'll probably die
>>42863872Even if ponies had the meds you need, it's possible they are unaffordable. Just look at Granny Smith not getting that hip surgery she requires.I probably won't grow old myself, lel.
>>42863872What is it? You got aids?
After a long time of repressing my urges, I finally got myself a pony waifu. I love my Derpy. Am I ashamed? A little, but my love for her is stronger than my shame. This is all I need to be happy. Also, I got a Derpy dakimakura that’ll be coming soon.
>>42863985I'm happy for you bud, and you're happy which is what ultimately matters.
>>42863985nice, I have the same shirt as you anon
>>42863988Thanks, man. I keep it on the down low because I know everyone would judge the living shit out of me if they knew. And that’s why I’m here.
>>42863989I have lots of MLP shirts that I’ve been collecting for about a year now, and most of them have hardly been worn. Whenever Hot Topic has MLP shirts, I buy a lot of them. I’m mainly a band shirt guy though, which can be conflicting at times.
>>42863377
>>42863872>>42863946Better to die in Equestria than to live on earth.
I have written at most 1/4 of an erotic mlp fic and shared it with nobody. But when I was super sick a few months ago I binged G5, and now I cannot get another porn fic idea out of my mind. What about my fucked up brain is driving me to write G5 erotic fanfic?!
>>42863144bringing someone from the dead is /x/ territory
>>42863333Witnessed. Quads have spoken /MLP/ is fun.
>>42856499About two weeks ago I had just started thinking about the show again, because times are tough, and I swear on my life I watched a lunar eclipse happen on my drive home that night. I looked everywhere to see if it was known it would happen that night and I couldn't find anything about a lunar eclipse predicted to happen on that night. Like sure you can't predict the weather perfectly, but ORBITAL MECHANICS? Something strange is happening.
>>42864364Are you sure it wasn't just a cloud getting in front of the moon? In either case, you're here now because poni has compelled you.
>>42863333Fun is just a buzzword
>>42847614Oh fuck, you've been getting emotional too? Ever since the anni that spark from 2012 reawoke in me and I've found myself in tears over literally everything I've shared with you guys here and felt over pony pretty regularly. I missed it so much and I've been here daily since just for the camaderie, hoping there are others like me here.
>>42864902There aren't. You are alone.
>>42864905
>>42864902Same bro, i needed pony in my life right now.Not sure why now is the time but it is.
>All this positivityImagine not hatemaxxing.
>>42864902I've been like this since the 2023 anni when I randomly checked on the board one day and noticed that the anni was happening soon. I had taken a very long break from ponies in general because life gets busy. Ever since, that spark has returned and I found myself crying genuine tears of joy at the most simplest things I was reminded about the fandom. That kind of feeling is overwhelming, like the scene in >pic related. It's a good feeling, one that I welcome because I have learned over the years that it's good to cry, to feel good about something. Things will never be like they were in 2012, but that's ok because I was there when it happened, and because it won't happen again makes it all more special. You are never alone on this feeling, believe me.
>>42864421If it was a cloud that is even crazier to me to be honest, because that cloud if it existed created a perfect replica of a lunar eclipse.
I want to write stuff for mlp but everytime I do I feel like a faggot and stop myself and I lose interest in what I was writing.
what do you think the employment rate in equestria is?
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>>42827539I wish diamond tiara and silver spoon would give me an assjob ass to assI wish there was more fics with anon and those two in general, alot of them are either rape or just one sex scene, not alot of actual character or story going on in them. I'd wanna do that but im too shit of a writer and I don't write sex.
>>42865355Close too 100% because of cutie marks basically setting you up for employment.Either that or they have universal basic income.
>>42865596Economic issues didn't come up in the show much so they must have a lot of support programs, BUT Fluttershy's loser brother had to go live (or die) in the woods if he couldn't get a job so there can't be any significant social security payment system. Healthcare seems free, and there are implied orphanages and stuff, but gubmint gimmies don't seem to exist, or at least aren't enough to live off.
>>42863085>i didn't even read any of the stories,It's still fucking wild to me that was all one big shared narrative across a fucking decade from like 2 dozen writers.Like the story from thread 1 ends on thread 300 whatever the fuck, stuff keeps building and all that and it's fucking insane to me it kept going until they finally said "We've reached the point of Applejack becoming best princess, adios."
>>42827539I often think about how ponies have unironically made me attracted to 3d horses sexually
>>42828694Aliexpress, you can get anything custom printed on a flag real cheap there>>42829664I love dash more than anything but the moment any normie sees anything resembling a rainbow they instantly think its gay pride shit
Chinese Fleur
>>42865991Freur De Ris
tfw /tssg/ is ded
>>42866118I can't blame whoever was running it but I was hoping we'd make it through the first episode.
>>42866124yeah maybe in 30 years
>>42865927Eh. I fap exclusively to clop. No 3dpd allowed. Some even deeply realistic. But IRL horses aren't the same. They are cute, but animals, and can be petted and loved but lewding no. It just doesn't transfer over. I petted horses just yesterday. Zero of those feelings. It's more cuddle high than the dopamine high you'd get from clop. I just don't get it. I think it's the face. A real horse doesn't smile, or bedroom eye you. It just has pretty doelike eyes and an otherwise neutral expression. I'm not sure what could happen to me if they could reason, talk, and make faces.
>Switch to Linux a few months back>Actually like it way more than Windows>Make the mistake of telling one of my friends about it>He starts complaining I'm not ricing>He starts complaining I'm not fucking around in terminal all day>He starts complaining I'm not programming shit>Insists I install some bullshit I'm never going to use>Tell him I only play vidya and browse the web and I don't care about any of that shit>Apparently I'm "wasting my time with Linux" if I'm not doing any of thatDear Princess Celestia, today I learned that you should keep your interests and hobbies to yourself. Never tell anybody anything.
>>42866481Pinkie Pie ass friend
>>42866481You found out that one of your friends is a Linux Guy. Now you know better!
>>42866481I can't wait for these people to stay whining once steamOS becomes mainstream.
>>42866486>Linux GuyThe worst part is he's not even a Linuxfag. He still daily drives Windows.>>42866490Amen to that.
>>42864902>>42864928>>42865006I thought it was just me...
>>42863234fucking dyingthis is a masterpiece, thank you anon
>>42863377>Off topic meta thread for newfags, shartskins and other assorted niggersDont know what you were expecting.
>>42866481Your friend sounds douchy
>>42866481Dude the reason to Linux is to escape the Microsoft spyware OS. Your friend is from another age. The same types that said pick up an android phone so you can jailbreak it. No one does that. You can if you like. But it's not the reason anymore. Same with being a programmer / Limux user And ironically same with being a epic hacker / 4channer
>>42866481>today I learned that you should keep your interests and hobbies to yourself. Never tell anybody anythingDon't tell everybody everything, but don't do the exact opposite either. You'd come across as boring and/or hiding something, making others assume whatever they project onto you. You discovered that your buddy gets autistic and preachy about programming, so that's a topic you will not talk to him about again. Perhaps tell him politely that you were negatively surprised by his strong reaction and would want to drop the topic, if you haven't already.
Is there a place everyone uses to nab ponyfag music? I really like some of 4everfreebrony's albums but 45 bucks to have access to his discog downloads for a year from Bandcamp is a bit much at the moment. Can't find them on Soulseek either.
>>42867001Yikes sweetie, support the artist.
>>42866118It was a good idea for a thread.
I miss /tssg/, /green/ and Princess AJDon't really miss it but it's strange to see /ppp/ dead too
>>42867046I miss when you'd shut the fuck up, boo hoo faggot.
>>42866486That doesn't sound like the average today Linux fag. Penguinbros will insist to use their still limited FOSS alternatives and take the anti kernel-level anticheat pill. Either way, still a better experience than Windows 11 AI Nightmare Edition desu.
>>42867001just download it off youtube
>>42867244Or scrape from Bandcamp if I had to, haha.>>42867007All jokes aside I'd actually be happy to do this at some point.
>>42867248JDownloader2 can help with that, and it'll only be 128kbps MP3s, but it'd be the same as if you were just playing them off the website anyway, so its whatever
>>42867274I feel a little bad about it because it is a pony artist but at some point I wouldn't mind just buying the collection just to share with other anons. A few of the tracks from Pink Side of the Moon really touched me pretty profoundly as someone who relates to Ponk a bit too much.Still, yeah I'll look into that. Used to use JDownloader2 just for managing downloads, ages back. Thanks! :D
>>42865736I think there probably isn't any government welfare, at least you don't really see much of it in the show. Equestria seems to be generally a place where its easy to get a good job, most things are affordable, easy to make yourself or just not an issue at all like clothing, and most ponies are generous and sociable enough that even in the rare care they can't make a living they will have somepony who will take care of them voluntarily so poverty is just not something anypony realistically has to fear or think about much as a social issue.
>>42838245>You Will Now Be A PonyThanks dude!
brought a motherboard and cpu and stuff from ebay and it didn't workmaybe i'm just retarded and i messed something up but i'm pretty sure it's broken the world should be more accomodating for retards...time . . . to grind and shine .. .and buy another one... so i can play videogames with pony mods...
>>42867872now I'm not knowledgeable on this subject either, but I think if you're not skilled with assembling a PC you especially shouldn't be buying it in individual used parts from ebay.look if there's maybe a pc repair shop or something of the sort nearby who can help and find out where the problem lies, instead of taking another gamble buying more parts
>>42867900i pride myself on being an egghead and this has wounded my pride. i unfortunately must prove something 2 myself nowBut yes having someone look at it would be wise thank you anon...
>>42725839this thread will get more bumps than actual cyoa content since QM went silent lol
>>42867928This is why I never bother with CYOA's or unfinished greens/fics, too high risk of a time sink.
>>42866325based horselover (not fucker)
>game awards show happening>can't post ponies or i'll get GR15dthis is BULLSHIT...
>>42868110yeah I posted about The Game Awards briefly in the pony gaming thread but then also came here to check for any Anons watchingholy fuck I'd much rather hang with my fellow horsefuckers than /v/ for vidya LOL
>>42868110Almost all of it has been complete and total who-could-possible-care shit. It's unreal
>>42868299It's okay because Half Life 3 is coming
>>42868302Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is, anon.
>>42868299Yeah, there were some fun games. That CRPG looked cool, and Divinity 3 is fucking huge, plus that Audiosurf shmup was kinda novel, but like yeah otherwise eh. Was mentioning in the gaming thread I was kinda hyped to see Alex in SF6 but I dunno if we'll be seeing him considering the SF news seemed to be about the movie.
>>42868368There was a post here. It's gone now.
>>42867001Use lucida to download the stuff he has on Amazon music.And if you like it throw a couple bucks his way on Bandcamp.It's what I did.
I have not posted on /mlp for years. Last post I remember making was one about digging up my old high school mp3 player and finding all the bootlegged MLP songs on it
>>42868511welcome back to hell
>>42868558Everyone comes back home eventually. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
>>42868511>>42868558>>42868570The ride NEVER ends.it's seriously not just a meme
>>42868597I’ve been to two pony conventions this year, and even 15 years after this stupid show first aired, it doesn’t feel like it’s dying in any way. The fun, the drama, the cringe, the spaghetti, the pure highly enriched weapons grade autism, it’s all still there.
Anything goes as long as it's Pony RelatedTM?Sometimes I wonder if I actually even like MLP, or if I just got into it because I was at a REALLY low point in my life and the community wasn't immediately toxic to me, and the fanfics I encountered (being my first introduction to the show) lead me down a rabbit hole I never got out fromAs a general rule I dislike musicals, and skip almost every song in the show. (The only two Musicals I've ever actually liked being Rocky Horror and Bugsy Malone)I haven't even finished the last two seasons.Every show a friend has recommended which was LIKE mlp I couldn't get intoAm I just burned the fuck out, or do I just not actually like the show?
>>42868642Same poster, forgot to mentionthis isn't me hating on the show, far from it. I just feel lost and that was the thought on my brain that needs to get out
>>42868642The show is not a musical, why skip the songs? Do you just not like music in general?
>>42868642just burned out anon,same thing happened to me some years ago anon but I'm back
>>42868645I'm an avid audiophile but for some reason the MLP songs just never hit with me
>>42868647Skipping songs is weird to me because they're not long at all and often have plot relevant things going on, like Cadence escaping the caves in This Day Aria, or explaining how the m6 made shitty dresses in Art Of The Dress. Do song skippers also fast forward past parts they don't like or think boring?
>>42868642yeah skipping the songs is kinda weird bruv
>>42868642Burnout probably.Much like >>42868646 i disconnected from anything pony for like 4ish years, then it came back suddenly with a vengeance and I've gone full obsessed with mlp again.>Its been goodOn an unrelated note, why am i now berry punch?I just noticed all my posts have her on them now.
>>42868667>>42868668I skip them because I don't like musicals. I prefer plot to run naturally without it being sung at me. Though I also vastly prefer when plot is able to be figured out and not outright told. I don't skip all songs (the "almost every song" bit was hyperbole) and the ones I do I just kinda tap forward through
>>42868676Same anon here, should've added:sometimes I'll turn them down or just tune it out mentally
>>42868669So I should just avoid mlp for a couple years and come back?
>>42868685You don't have to completely avoid it but finding another obsession for a while is always good, or just really dig into reality for a while which is half what happened with me.I focused on work and just chilled with trash anime and single player games in what little spare time i had until things started to slow down again.Then 4 years later i was on a long drive listening to a creepcast epidode that was about cupcakes.First I'd thought about mlp in ages and it dragged me right back in.I didn't realise how much i missed all this dumb pony shit until it was gone.
>>42868669I don't know why you suddenly got that Berry flag, but you can change it via a drop-down menu attached your every reply box, silly.
>>42868796Ah i see.Might as well keep her there now though. As a rampant alcoholic myself i have a connection to berry.
>be cinema wagie>see this adorable snake a lot at work (yes, they changed Zootopia to Zoomania in German, referencing Germania) >wish Discord were around to squeeze me like that Even when I try to focus on other things, my mind will spot Discord in every tiny nook and cranny of life. My little mind virus, that Noodle. Back in September, I had a bonafide tupper for about a week, and I was honestly more balanced and at peace with myself. I was feeling happy, genuinely happy and alive. Then my vacation ended, and my everyday stress blocked my ability to perceive him since. No joy, no Dissy, and no guarantee I'll get him back once life has been improved through my own efforts. I wouldn't even want to keep him around to play house because that would be OOC and derail badly, but I want to see his toothy grin again as we poke fun at each other on occasion, every few days or so. Ironically, I live in harmony when attuned to Discord. Right now, I'm badly out of tune. Thanks for listening to my TEDtalk.
>>42868676What an interesting stance, do you also not listen to any of the fandom's music? I would argue that music is what made the show and the community very special, so it's a bit odd to skip these. Are there any songs that you like, any that you absolutely hate?
>>42828694Something like this?
To anyone searching for it in the archives:I'm not actually going to finish Anon The Biologist Gets Too Curious About Applejack's Cloaca. I did not have an ending in mind when I started writing it. I was just amused by the op prompt about sniffing AJ's cloaca so I just ran with the absurdity of her cloaca being a teleportation device, but that led to the worldbuilding about toon physics and magic. Though, there being a connection being toonforce and magic is an interesting concept, so maybe I'll write another story about that someday, but it probably won't be pony-related.
>>42837545God it's like she's drinking cum.
>>42869135Snek
>>42869783just like OP!
>>42868511>Last post I remember making was one about digging up my old high school mp3 player and finding all the bootlegged MLP songs on itI remember that thread
>>42870535>480pjust like god intended
>>42870545>just like godone fucking job anonONE FUCKING JOB
>>42870569yeah I thought about it the instant I posted it, forgive me
Guys... I have a confession to make...I want to hug and fug poners.I hope you can forgive me.
I hate the /mlp/ janny so much it's unreal, useless nigger does his best to ignore reports and not do his job.
>>42871043How compelling. Now face the wall.
>>42871734His face is right in her ponut
I like this thread and don't want it to go just yet.
I'll save you.
/mlp/ needs to be gatekept harder
>>42871734Imagine the smell
>>42868642Skipping songs is failure. Skipping the last two seasons is not.
>>42868642>Every show a friend has recommended which was LIKE mlpThere is nothing like mlp. I wish there were. What was being proposed by your friends as similar?
>>42872458>implyingif you’re so confident in gatekeeping, then what’s the duty of the burdened?
>>42872458Too late faggot, im already here!
>>42849442>>42849448>>42850034I get a heart attack when I see the word.>>42851187No it is not.>>42851303This.However the thing I like was called body horror once and the show had a fair mare share of mare on mare abuse.
>>42872822Is your fetish is violence or something? candy gore? hospitalizations? bandages? That last sentence gave me a stroke.
>>42867872Building a PC is pretty easy but a lot of hardware sold 2nd hand on ebay is faulty
>>42868642At first I couldn't like the musicals, I thought they were too girly or childish and it conflicted with my manlyness but they grew on me and now I unironically drive my truck with FiM music playing.
>>42873209FiM and fandom music is a majority of my daily listenings
>>42870569>one fucking job anononly Celestia jobs, sorry
Sex with Trixie Lulamoon.
niggers
>>42874357Do not.
>>42874359Sex with Trixie Lulamoon and (You)
>>42874359Do not not.
