If Anonmare gets pregnant, is it gayer to carry a son or a daughter?Previous thread: >>42691388Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11239https://ponepaste.org/11575
>>42828885reminder that anonmare should NOT have foals because you get abominations like these
>>42828894>Half-zigger in the backgroundKek
>>42828885Cheeseballs are pretty good, see nothing wrong with 'em.
>>42829375They're not as good when they're stale and you're too poor to throw them out and/or too depressed to walk to the store
>>42828885>>42828888Kek, we're just ignoring the second Anonmare thread then? This is a special kind of madness Anon, I can't believe you've done this. Just wait, they'll make a new thread too when they eventually reach bump limit and this insanity will continue, I'm calling it. Also nice quads of linking.So, are we committing to this?
>>42829672lol I use both, I'm just amused that the moderator allows two of the same generals (but not any more) since some times they have been both next to each other when the moderator is online but its kept up while other dupe generals get deleted to the one with the most replies (or oldest).
>>42829672>>42829682I just use the one and made a new one when it died. IDK why there's two.
>>42829713The prior thread archived without linking to the next one, so when the OP saw the thread gone he made a new one without checking if one had already been made (which it had 2 days prior). The dupe didn't get cleaned up and a bunch of anonmarebros have been keeping it alive since.>>42829682You are a menace Anon! But I respect your commitment to the mare.
>>42828894I'd love those little abominations no matter what
>>42829713>>42825643The writechad in Anonstallion Thread is cooking. OP: will you be continuing your green here? I need to know where to contribute my own art and writing too - I'm not contributing to two anonmare threads personally. I guess I'll be choosing here, and probably just let the second thread do its own thing, assuming we don't get cleaned up in the next 24 hours. Otherwise I'll be moving over there.
>>42829955I mean if both threads up for a long long while then it'll be the same, I'd say the greens should be here since it's a newer thread.
>>42829955I had planned on it, yeah
>>42828885>If Anonmare gets pregnant, is it gayer to carry a son or a daughter?>having a benis develop and form inside you>having the balls touch your insidesI'd say that's pretty gay.
>>42825156https://ponepaste.org/11575>So, the Ponyville Community... Hot Tub?>Place is huge. Maybe as big as a school gym. >Lots of ponies here, too. Way more than you'd assume the spa could service in a day.>Whatever, they probably sell pool time as its own thing too. It's a business move so obvious even your dumb ass is thinking about it.>Two rings of posts divide the pool into an outer, inner and core layer. A few pegasi are overhead, monitoring a cloud ceiling. Might also be doing lifeguard duty- it's not very deep but still deep enough to drown if you slip and fall in just the wrong way.>The water around the edges is flowing like a vortex, but pretty gentle. Foals are splashing each other and their irritated parents.>The inner sections are hard to make out from the near-solid wall of steam, you can't see the core at all. Just the innermost(?) ring of posts, half-shrouded in steam.>You assume those posts are enchanted to somehow divide the water itself.>At least, you can't imagine how else they got the water to act like solid independently rotating rings.>Trippy as fuck, this might be the most obviously magical thing you've ever seen.>A wizard throwing fireballs is one thing, but chucking a molotov gets you the same effect.>This? This just outright shouldn't be possible, and it's pretty cool you guess.>Trixie's voice shakes you out of your wonderment. "The staff recommend soaking in the center ring first; they won't let us into the rest of the spa until we've spent at least 10 minutes there, anyway.""Y'know, if this is what they have in a little farming town, how great are the spas in Canterlot or Manehattan?">"The difference is vast enough to make one wet with envy. Pun always intended.">Heh, wet.>Thank fuck she's looking forward and didn't see you blush.>You walk slowly through the lukewarm water, letting Trixie take the lead>Immediately past the first ring, the water gets hotter and->Fuck, it's even flowing in the opposite direction?>You're hyperfixated on this, yes, but it's like every damn sense needs to be triply reassured that this is actually happening>Feels great, though>A few neighbors and strangers grunt small talk at you as you approach the fog wall; you grunt non-answers back.>Trixie is already waiting there, not slowed down by "water's great, isn't it?" or variations thereof. You walk up abreast of her and stop."Scared?">"What? No. Trixie assumed *you* would be, after seeing your surprise at the inner edge.">Scared? No. Nervous? Maybe. You've never been in a hot tub or a sauna, come to think of it.>"Just grit your teeth and push through. The heat can be a shock, let it roll over you, walk forward, and sit down somewhere. It's that easy."
>>42830264>So you do exactly that. The heat smacks you like lead before settling like...>Well, like a blanket.>The water isn't circling anymore, it's roiling. Flipping over itself like it's boiling, but it ain't boiling.>Louder here, too. Almost feels like hot rain->It is hot rain. You're in some kind of fancy molded cloud, not just steam.>Wizards. Or do pegasi count as druids? Whatever. Magic, man.>The floor gets heavily textured and rough. Probably for safety, but also really uncomfortable to sit on.>Trixie appears out of the shroud, shuddering and doing a cute little neigh as she adjusts to the heat.>And almost trips over you.>"Right, forgot you've never been here. Get up, you're not supposed to sit in the walkway.">She takes the lead again, inching forward, leaning into...>Doorways? There's walls demarcating little grottos in here.>Trixie leans in, asks if there's room for two mares, and moves on. Once, twice, thrice,>Fourth time's the charm. The two of you find an empty room. The walls are just high enough to give a feeling of privacy, the grippy textured floor gives way to that rubberized cushiony stuff they make booths out of, and the seating arrangements appear to be marked by adjustable poles topped with cushioned chin rests.>With how the cushions are setup, the water is just deep enough to cover your whole body if you lay down. Some trick in the construction of the walls encourages a constant shower right over where your head and mane would be exposed.>So, you fiddle with the button and rack the chin rest into the right height, and lay down with the obligatory Hot Tub Moan>And you silently thank the self-cleaning water when you get a tingle at Trixie making the same noise. FUCK you need to get laid. Corn cobs ain't doing the trick, and you KNOW Applejack knows what you're buying them for.>There's no clock in the grotto. You figure an attendant will just come and get you. Or not, honestly that would be fine too.>You nod off once or twice or thrice or->"Hey, little help here?" a male voice says>You manage to control yourself and avoid making a completely unjust scene- it's not like ponies really care about co-ed stuff.>Blinking and squinting through the fog reveals it to be-"Davenport? Shit, where'd you get that shiner? I thought *I* was having a bad day dude!">You say that like you didn't watch his door get kicked down. He lays down and answers while you fiddle with his pole giggity>"Ha, yeah, funny thing- one second I was closing the deal on a lovely Saddle Arabian loveseat, the next I'm hit by my own damn door flying off its hinges.">Shit"Ponyville, amirite? Rainbow Dash again?">His expression darkens. Quite an impressive feat when he's otherwise the comfiest loaf in the room.>"No. Royal Detective Service. Asking a lot of questions. Looking for you.">hahahahahahahaFUCK
>>42830267Fuck this sounds like the most amazing bathing experience ever, I'm envious. You really thought up something special!
>>42830267this is good, keep it up
>>42829828mm peezer
Pre bed makeout sesh
>>42831194Unf, hot.
>>42830267Excellent work, you've made bathing fantastical
>>42828918
>>42830352>>42831866It's cold as shit rn, just fantasizing about infinite hot showers lol
We're still up? Alright!Reposting the family for good luck.
>>42830441Found this sitting in /bale/ without any (You)s. Based anonmare drawer deserves better... I hope they realise they're appreciated.
>>42832322it's wonderful and so cute!
>>42832270egg
>>42833148Crisp mare
>>42832322I don’t do it for the (You)s but for the love of the game. Every time I try to draw ponies they always end up as Anon in some form or fashion. Thanks for the smile though.
>>42833586>I don't do it for the (You)stoo bad, have one anyway
>>42833586Have a (You), drawfag! We want you to know we appreciate your art.
How do you imagine Twilight met ElementAnonmare in the first episode?
>>42834321It'd have to involve the festival or Anon would have to be dragged to the party for some reason or another to meet twilight, maybe she was handling security for the festival or related to twilight at the party over ponyville's craziness & a like of learning
>>42834321Probably bumps into her on her way to check on either Applejack or Rainbow. Anonmare just gives a quick apology that Twilight takes as dismissive and it's not until the party where the two actually start conversing (at Pinkie's insistence). She was genuinely sorry about earlier, she's just not very good at conveying herself and tries to keep her words short to avoid accidentally offending, which backfires as it did with Twilight
>>42830267>>"Trixie was not in town until just now!">God. Dammit.>Davenport looks at her like she just dumped her most fucked up kinks on everyone, but moves on>Phew>"No, it ain't like that. They seemed pretty worried, kept saying your security was national security? I'm assuming on account of the helements of armory-""Elements of Harmony">"Yeah those. As I was saying, they uh, didn't seem to be out to get you? Course, I didn't tell them anything on account of having nothing to tell them, eventually they promised to pay for the ol' poof and floof-">>"Nopony calls it that.">"-if I agreed to not sue them on account of them kicking my door into my face from 10 yards away. Figured taking the deal was better than wasting a month to squeeze 20 bits out of the cops, y'know?""Buuuuut it's fancy meeting me here 'cause I do good work for relatively cheap, right?">You use that sing-songy voice Rarity or the cutie mark potatoes use to get shit done>He gives you that cock-eyed stare before going "uh, sure, was meaning to ask you">Partial success>Still gotta get skilled with your feminine wiles, it seems"Wait. You said they were trying to protect us?">"Seemed like it.">>"From what!? One skank threw a brick at Trixie but that hardly justifies a bodyguard!">"Trixie, most performers get bodyguards for exactly that reason. Well, that or rapey fans.">Shit, her face clenched up like she's suppressing a full scrunch>He's right but that doesn't give him the right to make Trixie sound like a stupid, foolhardy nobody>Only Trixie is allowed to do that>Your dreams of sugarplums and cleaning this fucker out with hidden fees get interrupted by various moo'fs and pardon moo'ois, on approach vector>A heifer pokes her head in, notices the relative free space, and crams all 1,000 hamburgers worth of cow meat into it"Oh hey Mooriel, lemme get that thingy for you.">"MOOOOO'ch obliged">Huh. Is that a prison tattoo? Has that always been there, hidden by her collar?
>>42833586Thanks for paying us a visit! You're always welcome here drawfriend. Picrel is one of my absolute favourites still.I noticed you coloured the sketch too and I'm eager to post it for the thread (it's lovely!), but I'd like to ask first as a matter of courtesy.
>>42834637By the laws of Hammuranon, at least one of them is a gaywad
>>42834615Anonmare watch out! She has milk!Come to think of it, a cow could probably wreck a little pony no problem... n-not that I'm worried. Anon and Trixie can handle anything!
>>42834947>MilkDon't threaten them with a good time
>>42834615i love this green keep it up!
>>42831867wouldn't it be kirinese?
>>42835786Kirinese? I hardly know 'em
ElementAnonmare would have glasses. since AJ is allowed her hat anon would be allowed a permanent accessory too, plus you could have a good visual gag where she changes her glasses to fit the theme of the episode
>>42836808>Anon is technically a party pony>Her senses manifest as wearing thematically appropriate glasses>Anon is wearing THOSE glasses again>Twilight sighs and prepares for another DBZ laser duel
>>42837058>During the tirek fight when the girls all powered up Anon had Kamina's glasses
>>42837119>During Feeling Pinkie Keen, Anon is wearing full eye pro goggles>Green Isn't Your Color, Kanye shutter shades>All the Canterlot and Gala episodes she wears a monocle>Even when she isn't part of the story, she'll be in the background of the only Ponyville scene dressed to the nines>"Anon, what are you doing at the Gala? You never asked about a ticket!""I came with Derpy like I do every year?"
>>42837285>Wearing goggles during the twister episode>Not participating since not a pegasus just there to watch>"Those prescription sugarcube?" >"All my eyewear is prescription applejack."
>Wears purple glasses for Twilight Incidents
>>42837285I like the idea of Anonmare just being in places but not part of the episode, really fits her original prompt of being "What people accused applejack of being", background pony.
>>42837655Hippie Anonmare
>>42836808ElementMare despises Rainbow initially due to a history of being pranked by her one too many times with some of her pranks crossing the line
>>42838022ElementAnon was legitimately terrified of pinkie for a bit for her weirdness and remembering all the gore stories about her from earth
>>42837285>during the chancellor neighsay arc she's wearing 1984 glasses>derby racers, she's wearing race goggles>lesson zero, she's wearing those japanese crazy eyes glasses>that one episode with luna and the goose on canterlot, she's wearing those glowing meme glasses>>42837300kek>all her glasses are prescription glasses>she went out of her way to make sure all her glasses are prescription, instead of wearing a normal pair and something else on top (or contacts)
>>42837655
>>42832295Anonponies make me smile!
>>42834615>Be Moo'riel>Today has been shit>Cops breathing down your proverbial and literal neck>Entire operation is in danger now- they have something that'll stick on someone.>They didn't tell you, of course, that would be violating witness protection and anyway they're sure you already know>It's complete pies>Everything you're doing is technically legal>Even with a looser view of the law, you ain't done shit in months but collect the checks and sell the completely. unregulated. goods on the open market.>Took you all cornfed day to get away from the shitkicking rattlers and then you just had to run into Applejack>Well, she's not so bad, she charges fuck all for rent and keeps the tax mares off your back without even asking for a cut>Granted, she doesn't know shit about fuck or she might.>But nope, as far as she's concerned you're just another dairy cow>You don't even make milk anymore. Too old to stay pregnant. No calves = no milk.>Yet she lets you stay, even lets you fuck the bulls for pure fun sometimes, and all she really asks is that you keep the idiot heifers from stampeding too often.>When you put it like that, why do you need to skirt the law and piss off the cops?>This whole town would fall apart without your legitimate business, and they'd cheer for it. That's why.>The bleeding hearts.>Anyway>Applejack got overpaid for some hogslop grade hay and bought you some bubble time>Yeah, she's not so bad, you just like complaining>She told you Anon was here too, and you might be able to catch her in the pool still>You like Anon. You like how she fixes your fence and offered to build a nice pavilion roof thing for when Applejack kicks your asses out of the barn in the summer.>You especially like how she's usually the only idiot in this town with half a brain and a steady heart.>Maybe you could let her in on the business. She could use the work, and having a pony on that side of the operation would only improve your image when those wastes of grass build their kangaroo case.>Later, this place isn't good for discussing the business, but you're good enough that you could probably get a feel for how she'd->You make out a couple choice words in the splashing and rain and laughter>"Detective Service">The fuck?
>>42839401>You double-time it, almost eating bathtub a few times>That's right, just pardon yourself, play up the dumb cow schtick>Aaaaand>Here! Just enough room in there aaaaaaand he's talking to Anon>Play it cool. You have no idea what's actually going on here, yet.>"Oh hey Mooriel, lemme get that thingy for you.">She actually gets up and goes in front of you, making sure the headrest fits perfectly.>>There's no fear in her eyes, no tell in her voice>As far as you know, whatever the stockyard wanted with her, she has no clue it's connected to you>Wait>Duh>This is Anon>You're overcomplicating things. She's more straightforward than Big Mac."Sooooo, don't take this the wrong way, but ya look a little plum tuckered, don'tcha know?">"Oh fuck where do I begin-" She glances over at the cerulean mare. "Shuddup Trixie.">She launches into a spiel about a normal day and a friendly visit turning into a marehunt>At least you think she does>You didn't actually hear all of it>"-And then this uh, 'purser of the sow'-" she says the title with a demeaning singsongy impression of a mentally retarded chinchilla- "threw a fucking brick at Trixie and went for the cops after I stood my ground.">Yeah>She's been talking for the past five minutes but all you heard after that was tinnitus>Huh.>You always thought the ringing and tunnel vision was just a filmmaking trick, but no, it's real.>What was it your mother always said? "Don't wait to cut a buffalo chip out- you don't want it to dry on your fur." You always questioned it- who would lay in buffalo shit to begin with?>You get it now. You let the last near-miss with the stockyards slide. Wasn't anything she did that directly led to it, no matter how inconvenient or erotic it was for every last heifer to get milked to the bone that night.>Should've smelled the trouble and cut that chip loose. Now it's gonna tear your fur out with it.>Cud dammit, your mother was ALWAYS right.
pre bed boop (maybe if you didn't boop unprotected you wouldn't have so many fillies)
>>42839487I'd say we boop even more! could raise a whole army with all of these anonfillies!
Watch out!
>>42839953>Teleports to your nuggiesHeh, nothing personnel, foal
>>42839401I don't recall reading any fiction where FiM cows were involved as actual characters. Interesting, please continue.
>>42839002Me too Anon, I love them. I'm working on something I'm thinking you might like...
Board's lightning fast today
>>42840629Seems like it, sadly.
>>42838022i tried to do show style, think i fucked up at the eyes and belly though
>>42840908whoops didn't mean to reply to that
>>42840908You got a great art style, Anonmare is cute here!
>>42840908>Slightly off-model>Look of constant mild concern>You can practically hear the "here we go again" thoughts bouncing off the inside of her skullYep, that's our elementanon
>Anon is the designated so sad its funny character analogous to millhouse>"Hey Anon!">"Hm? Oh hey Twilight.">"Happys hearth warming time huh, what are you doing this year? Me and spike are headed back up to canterlot to spend the day with mom and dad next week!">"Same thing I always do twilight.">"What's that?">"Try to beat my cider intake record at home. I'd go to the bar but everywhere closes down for the week for hearths warming."
>>42840908She's beautiful! Nice work Anon!
>>42841434Literally me.
Another song cover art done for Puzzle Thread. Got to satisfy my thirst for anonpony romance with this one much like with The Missing Piece. It's my favourite ship right now...
>>42841764I love this!!! so awesome its simply beautiful, great work on the art!
>>42841764Wholesome as fuck
>>42833586great work anon, keep it up!>no question mark cutie mark yetShe still hasnt drafted her first shitpost. She hasn't yet called somepony a zigger. She hasn't even samefagged her way into derailing a whole thread yet. She is purer than snow and has so much to learn.
>>42842254What if filly gets a reddit upvote? a wikipedia puzzle globe? Facebook icon?
>>42841764Kino
>>42841764poor anonstallion, he's covered in vomit
>>42842650Is your brain bleeding?
>>42842663look at the shade of his coat
>>42842742It's green.
>>42841410unf mare sweat
>>42842752Too dark
>>42842650Huh? It's just a darker shade of the green coat.
>>42841410AAAAAAAAAAA the coke's warm, the nuggies are cold, and I asked for sweet 'n sour sauce!
>>42842650
>>42843637Uh, god! Spoiler that shit dude!
>"Oh? Hey, Anonmare! Are you putting up some roof decorations for Hearthswarming?">"Hm? No, I'm just up here to kill myself."
>"Anypony seen Anon today?">"Oh uhh yeah said she was gonna hang around the bar in town, said hang weirdly though.">"Weirdly? what do you mean?">"Uhunno just said it all wiggly-eyebrowed, must be in one of her silly moods again."
>>42843772You'd think a mare as chubby as Anonmare would be able to hang herself. But she's also kinda stupid, too.
>>42843814her necks just too thick, rope can't constrict her airflow enough :c
>>42843502I love a good busy tired anonmare.
>>42839407>Be Anon>You just worked out a contract with Davenport, ensuring you'll be eating oats all week>Got to 'chew the cud' with Mooriel, as she'd say, which is always nice>She might look and talk like some sweet old Wisconsin grandma, but she's gotta have some stories>There has to be a reason she doesn't wince when you swear or talk about missing meat>Maybe today is approaching not being shit, after all>Something ain't right, though>After the chatter, you just couldn't get back into bath zen>You're forgetting something>It's itching at the back of your head, but you just can't->"Hey, these grottos are designed so they don't leak into each other." Trixie says, almost with a yawn>You squint at her with one eye"Yeah? So?">"It means you can use perfumes and soaps without being rude to other customers?""...Yes?">>>>"So.""So what?">"Ugh. So, grab one out of your bag and toss it in! Must Trixie do everything waitwhereisthebag?">>>"I think the spa ponies took... it... from..... me... to.... wash...">"Oh. Well, they are professionals, surely they'll check the contents of bags and pockets before they-">Yeah, no>Not with the day you've been having"Mooriel run for the door, NOW!">Be Bulk Biceps>Stuck on laundry duty>Fucking sucks cause you're pretty sure the blue mare and her green friend were checking you out>Woulda been the perfect opportunity to sell tickets to THE GUN SHOW, HOO HA HUH>Ladies.>Ah fuck>The washer is rumbling worse than your gut that time you tried eating sugar free candy>You go to sit on it til it behaves, but for some reason you're now embedded in the ceiling
>>42841764fagsstop being happyreeeeeeeeeeee
>>42844199do not hurt the pony!!!
>>42844671Dubs confirm I'm calling the ponice
>>42844858woohoo! filly is saved!
Pre bed waffle house fight
>>42844166i love waking up to read your green, just want to let you know that I love to read it
>>42845408Thanks bro
posted in the filly thread too but here
>>42844166>You scarcely clear the door on your grotto when you hear pipes start to strain>"Just go straight, the doors all face the rings!">It's hell trying to speed through deep water. You start to wonder how the hell the lifeguards would see trouble, but the flapping of wings behind you puts that concern to rest.>Every motion takes 4 times the effort from the resistance, not to mention the weight of wet fur>You can see the soft glow of the poles in the distance now. Maybe halfway there?>No, the pegasi are clearing the fog. Now instead of the core being zero visibility, the whole room is roughly 50%.>Right, this whole room isn't that big. Just feels bigger from the pea soup sauna. You can do this.>Distant grinding metal turns to nearby quaking ground turns to ponies panicking.>Lifeguards are moving foals first. Right ahead of you on the shore, a fat little teal kid gets->>"The Great and Powerful Trixie! Everything's gonna be okay, guys!">FUCK.>Not him.>He tries to move towards Trixie, but that beefcake masseuse drops in between the two.>Is that drywall stuck to his fur?>"Everypony, move to the exit! There's gonna be a-">He looks down. The water is sparkly and turning pink.>"Oh no.">The floor lurches. You hear the hum of a contingency spell triggering. Something holding your neck up, and a glow on your nose.>Then you see and hear nothing
>>42844166>>42846053KEK! Party in the pipes! Time for a bathanonanzapocalypse you won't ever forget! Or maybe won't remember. Good luck Anonmare!
>>42842412Facebook icon? F for Faggot.Wikipedia puzzle globe? The rare nerd filly.Reddit upvote? "woah thanks dad for the hecking hay tendies and updoots keanu reeves 420 69 (she has no idea what any of this means, just says it on instinct).
>>42846809That's a big family.
>>42844166>sugar free candyHow does that work? kekLovin the story so far.
>>42847478>Sugar free candyCertain types of artificial sweetener can cause intense digestive distress and diarrhea in people who aren't used to it. Usually fine if you just eat one or two but eating a bunch results in funny reviews:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lzU_6PwYR0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzY_upxEYY4
>>42845994Cute drawing, anon!
>"Applejack cries on the inside!">" 'S true.">"And Nonny only cries when she's drinking!">"Correct."
>>42847988>"And Nonny only cries when she's drinking!"Which is every night.
>>42848001>"Pinkie please stop following me to the tavern then only ordering virgin peach schnapps."
>>42848108>virgin peach schnappsIs she just drinking the syrup out of cans of peaches?
>>42848108>implying Nonny drinks in publicDefinitely the kind of drunk to go at it alone at home.
>>42846053"Ough, what the fuck just happened?">Everything hurts like a bitch>Can't see shit>Ears ringing"Who turned out the lights? Trixie? MooAAAApppplblbphhhht-">A touch at your back startles you, next thing you know you're rolling underwater and flailing wildly>Wait>Water?>"Stop hitting Trixie AAAAA stopstopstop!">The fuck is that around your->It's a floatie>Right>The pipes blew>The last thing you remember was a spell triggering>Must've teleported it onto you>>"Hey, you're awake! Over here!">A light spell reveals the dipshit masseuse and the other refugees on..."How am I going to climb onto a cloud!? I can't cast cloudwalking!">You probably could emulate it the same way you do a lot of tricks, but now's not the time to be trying new shit>>"The glitter makes it solid enough, just-""Oh, in that case, fuck you! Why the hell didn't you drag me up already!? Ain't this part of your job!?">>"Don't yell at me! Besides, it was YOUR bag that caused this!">At that, the others murmur in disapproval"The fuck? You just took it from me and, what, threw it in the wash?">"That's right! We were all but thrown into the bath! We didn't have the chance to declare anything!">Ha, now everypony's squinting at him>Herd mentality is fun sometimes>>"W-well, what were you even doing with that many!?""I was gonna share. Pinkie gave me a lot of top shelf stuff for free and it's not like I was gonna use it all!">At that point you both devolve into yelling, ad hominem insults and->"Not that Trixie isn't enjoying the show, but might we get- I said GET TRIXIE THE HELL OUT BEFORE SHE BECOMES SOUP!">She's right>Yelling and treading water is exhausting, even with a neck floatie>Wait"Wh-yeah why is the water still hot if the building's wrecked!?">>"You tell me, unicorn!">Oh that does it>You actually do have a theory, but fuck that guy cause it has nothing to do with you being a unicorn>Being a unicorn does, however, make it real easy to pin his wings to his sides and->>"HeywaitwhatareAAAAAAAAAAAA">Sploosh>Hey look now there's plenty of room to climb
>>42848130Yes
>>42848130>"I ferment it in my tummy, silly!">This being Pinkie, you have no idea if she's fucking with you or being 100% sincere
>neen
>>42849120literally me in a daily basis :(
>>42849360Damn bro
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