>Look who decided to finally come out of his room!
I'm cooking dinner right now, be nice.
>>42832284Funny how you can find the same thread across most boards today.
>>42832334Thats how you know /mlp/ is just as bad as the rest of the site.
>>42832334That's how you know /mlp/ is part of 4chan culture at its core, not ponychan/tumblr/reddit/derpitrannies etc
>>42832284Why is this phrase rude?
>>42832284Thanks for your support girls, its been a hard adjustment for me living in Equestria but I feel alot better now.
>>42832284>3/4 view>3/4 view>front view>front view>front view>missing spot where >3/4view would be>3/4 viewWhat a soulless picture.
>>42832416Anon, that spot is where (you) would go. They even set out 7 drinks.
>>42832284Used to be me, but now I'm in the crowd annoyed at someone else hiding in her room all the time
>>42832431Ok normie
>>42832416Anon...
>>42832435Im very normieI do very normie things like wearing MLP visibly in public and taking plushies with me when I go shopping
>>42832446>going out in public >shopping at physical stores>needing to stand out with thing you likeYeah.
>>428324594chan is a public websitePosting here is posting publicly 4chan is a well known name in most householdsYou're a normie now
>Actual unabashed newfags find their way to 4chan every holiday like thisUgh, fucking die.
>>42832465cope and seethe, faggot.
>>42832465Drown in a shower
>>42832573Tell me on the wrong side of history, too, fugly bluehair.
>>42832465Have sex, chud
>>42832713>Have sex, chud*sigh*All right, Sceneshy*unzips dick*
>>42832725*SMOOOCH* no homo nigga
>>42832728>>>/lgbt/
>>42832431>Being mad at someone not dealing with trivial shitYou're just a failed normalfag who got bullied into his room
>>42832416dyewts? >>42832444
>>42832284No cider? I'll pass.
Do they know about your drawer
>>42832431>hiding in your roomName one thing wrong with this.
>>42832284I didn’t really have a choice.You faggots set my house on fire.
>>42832465Every time you complain we invite another one.
>>42832713Ummm, but Fluttershy we hardly know each other. UwU>Not with me, brainlessBut you're the only pony I want to have sex with.... :(>Then I guess you'll just have to remain a virgin forever then.... I'm fine with us having a purely non-sexual romantic relationship.>Ugh you disgust me anon.I feel like I don't look thattt bad.>No you look fine it's just... you're just, your personality is so boring, you just don't excite me anonHow do I do that?>Just get out anon, you'll never excite me.What if I throw you surprise party?>Not... that kind of excitement.
>>42832284>flops my thick uncut cock on the tableI'm sorry to keep you fillies waiting, but lunch is served.
CELERY
>>42834488>They cut it off and begin actually eating itNow what do
>>42835192It regrows the next day. Cartoon logic + high test goes a long way. Granted, this was a special occasion, they don't get to eat my cock everyday.
>>42835239No cartoon logic works like this, dickless.
>>42835496Even a woman wouldn't be this mad. Are you perhaps a tranny and/or an extreme fedora tipper. Kek
>>42835618No this is Patrick
>>42832465They should be gassed.
>>42835618It's perfectly fine to call him dickless, afterall he just got his dick cut off and it ain't growing back!
>>42835913Speaking from experience, xir?