"All Clean!" editionWelcome back! No promises on it lasting to 500, but let's enjoy it while it's here.Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5Poneb.in keeps the URLs the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/ChurroAnon/CRUSADERLIGHT_m6uAQbne.txthttps://ponepaste.org/993https://ponepaste.org/703The original prompt:>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2kiYa5RZ3cPrevious Thread: >>42674839
>>42835321I messed it up and called it Sci-Twi instead of Scilight, but it still works. Oops.
>>42835321ANCHOR POST.Reply to this with all new stories, story updates, and artwork!
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final bumpthis either lives to morning or it doesn't
>>42835972Do you think our drawfriend comes back?
>>42835321please refer to her her by her full name https://youtu.be/c1EO4MSTORY?t=111
Why are nerds always wearing sweatshirts and sweatpants, anyways? I was told it's because they're super comfortable, but what's comfy about drowning in big, fluffy clothes that just don't fit right?
>>42836438>>42836424I need to breed her so bad
>>42836460https://files.catbox.moe/pswqpx.png>"Congratulations, blockhead. I am your designated study buddy this week.">"Your first task will be to perform a hands-on, in depth(1) analysis of the female reproductive system.">"After that, we shall specifically focus on the male sexual response cycle.">"We'll proceed to repeatedly make you ejaculate via rhythmic coital based stimulation of the glans penis(2).">"You better not have any plans this weekend. This will be an extended study(3) and I need loads(4) of data points(5).">"Now strip, so I can properly inspect and calibrate the testing equipment.">"By the way, there WILL be a quiz at the end.">Note 1) Pun very much intended>Note 2) That means you're going to have to fuck me, dummy. You're going to have to fuck me lots and lots.>Note 3) Don't worry, I have prepared plenty of electrolyte rich refreshments>Note 4) Again, pun very much intended>Note 5) Of course I have a control group! It's just some guy jacking off(6)>Note 6) Yes, you are the control group.
>>42835321Well, what was it?>>42831088
>"Looks like you just lost your virginity privileges."
>>42834140>Just kidding, you'll tape her mouth.She could literally crush your balls with her mind.
>>42837246hot
>>42834856Don't leave us hanging, anon. Tell us the dream!
>>42836507nut
>>42836438It’s Blankets as clothes
>>42836060If you mean me, I'm still lingering, just taking a break from Sci-Twi to draw other stuff and other work I've been holding back on. :)
>>42838176Alright well, we'll still be here for a while
>>42836507hot
>>42837891GEE TWI!
>>42838530>page 10we won't last at this rate
>>42837891the artists were so fucking horny for these characters
clean up later. i havent been able to finish a lot of drawings lately, but this one's far enough along that i might be able to see it through.
>>42839728
>>42836424>>42839750Why does she like borgers?
>>42839851Big brains run on fast food. She burns crazy amounts of calories a day.
>>42839728>>42839750Sweet!Cute silly expression>>42839851Cuz she's a FATTY
>>42839851it has everything. protein. fat. carbs. fibre. msg. whats not to love?
>>42839889Big brains run on sugar.
>Hanging out with Sci-Twi GF at her home on a rainy Saturday>have borgar and watch some cartoons>She gives you a handjob>You cum in her hand and she cleans off the mess>Cuddles and napping till you gotta go>Do it all again next weekend~>Sext all week
>>42839966As someone with a big brain I can confirm that I consume far more calories than what a TDEE recommends, and without gaining weight in the process.
>>42840336Hi L
https://derpibooru.org/images/3719756
>>42840475https://derpibooru.org/images/3720726
>>42839851She needs fuel.
Twiggy Sci-piggy
>>42840475>>42840478Lewd
>>42836507>tfw you're the control group
So this may be a dumb question, but I'm a dumb person so...Will this thread accept a SciTwi only centric green or do you guys just want AnonxSciTwi green?I know you'll say you'll take whatever, but when I did my Sunset Shimmer wrestling story for /shim/ most of them did not care for it.
>>42842095Maybe they didn't care for it because it was bad?Anyways, don't be a retard that creates art for an audience. Create art for yourself. You don't need permission to be creative. Just do what you wanna do and throw it out into the aether. That automatically makes it infinitely more enjoyable than the "perfect story" someone keeps repeating in their head, but never has the motivation to actually produce and publish.
>>42842095yeah, totally, it sounds interestingalso this >>42842130
>>42842130>Maybe they didn't care for it because it was bad?I am very well aware of that.>Anyways, don't be a retard that creates art for an audience. Create art for yourself. You don't need permission to be creative. Just do what you wanna do and throw it out into the aether. That automatically makes it infinitely more enjoyable than the "perfect story" someone keeps repeating in their head, but never has the motivation to actually produce and publish.I've made a bunch of stories for this board because I wanted to. I was only asking because the premise I have is something I can do without and I wanted to make stories outside of fingerbang again. the premise I have in my head is remaking Alanmous where Twilight keeps her insted of giving her up and is just a series of short stories of SciTwi being a single mother.
>>42840478Nice
>>42840475I missed Horsecat, I thought we lost him to Puyohell>>42840478Baigak is a bit too lewd for me, all of his drawings look like they're made out of rubberStill hot though
>>42840475This dude's art is confusingSometimes he'll draw decent work like this, and then his next drawing will look like it's his first time drawing, like he just forgot the last several years of work he did.
>>42840255Peak
Up
Twilight right before I start kissing her all over her body
>>42843465guys I feel like she might be sending me signs, but I'm not sure if she doesn't just wanna be friends
>>42842095of course I'll accept a scitwi green, anon doesn't have to be in everything
>>42842095Yes.
>you will NEVER get the Sci-Twi X-Files spin-off dealing with Equestrian magic pouring out through numerous portals and making monsters, aliens, and demons real
>>42845699Extreme sex
>>42845719TXF is one of the best shows ever made. Shame about its last few seasons.
>>42846943There's a handful of break-off points where it's best just to drop the show. For me, it was at the end of the big budget movie since (if my boomer memory is still trustworthy) that happens before they started producing the show in California (and hiring familiar American actors) and we get "confirmation" of aliens being real. Most people I know prefer to thug it out until Mulder gets abducted.
>>42835321shit character
>>42847098ayyy
>>42845719I hate the fact that you added this idea to my mind because now I can't stop thinking about itFuck it really fits too well
>>42844138Not if I beat you to it
>>42847344but enough about alicorn twilight, let's talk about sci-twi
>>42844138pure sex
would you take her glasses?
>>42849153No, because if I do that I won't be able to differentiate her from pony Twi.
>>42849373that would make for a fun special. pony and hooman Twis swap places for science purposes and then maybe some shit happens on both sides and they have to take the role of the other Twi
>>42849512Sci-twi doesn't have wings, though. She'd have to wear a dress to conceal that she's not an alicorn. Also she'd be half blind without her glasses. She'd probably be really excited that she gets to be a princess for a bit, only to realize it's all about politics and stroking the egos of nobles.On the other side, Princess Twilight sets out to revolutionize physics, only to completely lose her mind the moment she learns about the weirdness of quantum dynamics.
>>42839924Saturated fatty acids grow brains and boobs while seed oils cause cellulite.
>>42836438>>42836507>>42843465>>42844138Imagine the teasing arms race to overstimulate the other.
it's drawn
>>42835321Given how great she is you almost wish that Celestia hadn't ruined her. She would have turned out to be the 'Princess of being a nerd' And 'the Princess of being hot' combined which might make her the 'Princess of having sex in the library' or something really neat like that.
>>42850571Cool
>>42850571This reminds me of reading Tumblr posts by girls bullied by girls. Heartbreaking stuff.
>>42850571veeeeeery cool
>>42850659>Princess of having sex in the libraryAmen!
I came here 10 years ago for the first time and stopped in 2018. How has it been since then guys?
>>42851530spam, board sliding, raids, bots, even more dramanew events, multiplayer games, streamszoomers and gen A, target audience
>>42851605Seems about right for the rest of the site.
>>42852033Cute
>>42849512>>42849698"humans filling in for ponies in equestria" would've been so fun. could even have it so that Flash is there too, having to impersonate his royal guard equivalent, finding some purpose in the process and getting to be the hero (yes I am rooting for him all memes aside)
>>42852504They had all the setup and tools for it too. But Hasbro wouldn't allow it.
>>42850659There are at least three sex audios of her doing just that. Each better than the last. God bless Wubcake.
Erm this baby can go from 0-60 in 2.3 seconds
>>42853578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>42854664It took an absurdly amount of time for me to realize that this is actually a Chinese meme
>>42854664would it be considered cheating if you used telekinesis to keep the car together as you pushed it far beyond what it was even remotely designed to be able to handle?Imagine the buzz of a student girl winning high profile street races left and right with something dumb like a Toyota Yaris, and somehow the car always makes it to the end of the race intact, but it falls apart and becomes a total loss the moment it stops past the finish linePicturre unrelated. There's a car in it I guess
>>42854750Make it so everyone involved is cheating in some way, and Twilight has to use her superior intelligence to figure out their cheating gimmick while using her telekinesis to not only keep the vehicle intact, but to avoid sabotage that the goon of the week and his buddies have set up to try and defeat her.>"M-masaka...!! It's impossible for a Koenigsegg Gamera to handle that hairpin turn, the inertia should have made it slide right off the road! Unless... That's it! The front trunk! Sour Sweet allowed us to examine the rear trunk, but not the front! That must be where she's hiding the Pinkie Pie's body! But that also means she's heavily front-loaded! There! Just 10 kilometers further, at the 20% grade slope! With the weight of the front pushing back against the four-wheel drive, she'll flip the car if she hits a bump! All I need to do is ride her ass until she flips, glide underneath her arc, and use my powers to prevent Pinkie from being hurt! Oh, but I'm already focusing on changing gears with my telekinesis since she removed my clutch pedal after she spiked my pre-contest calming tea with diuretics, forcing me to urinate before the race! What am I going to do...?!"
>>42854664Speed
Could you withstand both of them?
>>42855887you know, some people say that “your dick can't tell the difference”, but I think it would, and that's what makes it hot
>>42835321what's the point? all the writers moved on even the wiki is dead
>>42856485The board may be dead but we live on. Even the April Purge didn't remove us. We shall endure
>>42856485We remain strong
>>42856861>>42857017That's the spirit!
>>42856485Not everybody left. We shouldn't retire something just because the old writers left. There's always room and opportunity for more.
>>42855887Group sex is cringe. They can each have their own night.
>>42858705Just ask your pony self for help. You get pony pussy, and he gets teen pussy.Everyone wins!
>>42856861Two weeks in April and we still made it. Even when it looked like this place was gone for good
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>>42854764that sounds like if Jojo was a racing anime
>>42860202This Sunday there will be an EQG Stream, come celebrate this festive end of the year with fellow Anons!We will play UT2004, SRB2 Kart, and we will also use FlockMod to doodle on a canvas together!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8855925/eqg-stream
>>42860339Won't be able to make it but it's nice to see this is still going
>>42860952unf indeed
What would an episode (22 minutes), special, or movie about SciTwi and PonyTwi interacting be like?Would you prefer to take SciTwi to Equestria, or PonyTwi to EQG World?Or a plot that involves both settings?Personally, I imagine it as a good idea for a subplot in a hypothetical special/movie where Sunset meets her EQG version, even if it feels very parallel to the main plot and more like comic relief.
>>42862154After Princess Twilight vaporizes King Sombra, Princess Luna vaporizes Shadowfright, and Stygian gets purged, the Nightmare/Darkness reluctantly chooses to go dormant until the current era passes and a new champion can be corrupted. Looking for a place to hide where it won't be found, it bleeds out into the human world. Finding it almost entirely devoid of magic, it reconsiders its plan and hunts the nearest sources of magic. In doing so, it finds Sci-Twi. Willingly let itself be examined and tested upon by her, it slowly breaks down her will until Midnight Sparkle breaks free. Remembering the last time it announced its presence, Midnight Sparkle chooses a less fantastic plan until certain of her victory, and uses her supercharged black magic to open a portal directly to Princess Twilight. Too shocked to react in time, Midnight corrupts Princess Twilight into Nightmare Sparkle.Now, both sides of the portal have to deal with two nightmare-powered entities, and neither Daydream Shimmer nor the Elements of Harmony seem to be enough to break through to the friends hidden deep within the darkness...
>>42862686very cool
>>42862686>Anon with this power I can >Rape you all I want!
>>42862154Twilight would feel nostalgic for Sci Twi's simple life, the good ol' days when she wasn't a Princess. Meanwhile Sci Twi wants to be taken seriously and longs for how everyone respects Twi.Cue them switching and living each other's lives for a bit ala Pauper and Prince style.
>>42860339unf
>>42866080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuG53TOJqlo
>>42853111I don't think the big man above is gonna be willing to give her much blessing these days
>>42853111Wubcake is a predator who molested Jennabun and blamed Adagio for it. Fuck her.
>>42867584um actually she's a cutie pie, not a qt 3.14
>>42867584kiss
>>42869592Neat
>>42867584>"listen here, you little shit!"
>>42871492CUTE
>>42867584Would touch inappropriately and make her feel like she's the weird one for not being into it
>>42871492Nice
>>42872212two cute nerd girls (one is a horse)
>>42872212She wants to integrate your DNA into her cells so she can legally claim her body's your body.
Hijituka is a fitting artist.
>>42872212Oh, she'll collect my DNA alright. (Smirking emoji)
hoers n gril
>>42873853Cute
what if the worst future in the time travel episode was because midnight sparkle figured out how to get into equestria?
>>42873525I miss the April Fools where we could post emojis
>>42860339>>42860202Just 5 hours left!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8855925/eqg-stream>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>42875214starting!>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>42836424She's more of a hot dog girl
>>42875117This gif makes me diamonds every single time I see it
>>42875646neat
>>42874482i don't think she would do that. she wants to understand and control magic, not make a wasteland. I'd imagine her bad end to look alien, with glowing plants, weird species and such because she does all sorts of strange experiments
>>42876050Same, it's so good
>>42877438Slut!
