>Aryanne invites Twilight to eat burgers together>"Twilight I need your help with a chemistry problem">"Ooh chemistry, exciting, tell me!">"Do you happen to know how I could...">Aryanne leans in and speaks quietly.>"Get some highly lethal gas? Ideally made from common ingredients.">"I get what you're talking about.">Aryanne looks suprised>"You're also in on the cause?">"I once got the cops called on me just for building a small nuclear reactor in my backyard. The radiation wasn't even *that* high, I swear! That's what the cause of science demands.">Yeah, science... anyways could you write me a list with ingredients and how to use them?">Aryanne hands Twilight a piece of paper and a pen>"You could use inert gasses like helium or nitrogen but you would need a sealed container for those. If you use argon or carbon dioxide, you wouldn't have that problem due to them being heavier than air. Of course you could also make your own poison gases. For instance, by mixing bleach with...">She keeps talking and writing for an hour, ocassionally taking a bite from her burger>"Thanks Twilight, you're the best!">"So what kind of experiments do you want to do?">Aryanne looks nervously around a bit until seeing a clock>"Oh, the time... Ihavetogobye!">She takes the notes and runs off
>>42855371*I stop Aryanne as she runs to the door*Wait, Aryanne, you can't do this.*I take her aside*You can't do this.>What do you mean?You know what I mean. But think about me, what will I do without you,you can't commit suicide, please.>Y-yeah, that's what I was going to do... haha... yeah...Kiss me aryanne.>I... I cannot... You are to pure a stallion. You don't know what kind of a mare I am inside.You're a mare aryanne, a beautiful mare, with snowpitty that shines as brightly as anypony. You're pure enough for me.>Mein gott. I *kisses anon*
>>42855436(and then they have lots of wildly loud foal making sex and live happily ever after)
