>Mornin' Mister Freemare. Looks like you're running late.
>>42855893
>>42855893>Black Mesa Inbound dialog>Questionable Ethics image
>>42855907>HELP ME, TWILIGHT!
>>42855893>*kills her to get an early pistol*
>>42855923>early pistol>when first technically second? barney fights zombies and not barnacles >not to mention that barnacle in that image is from HL2
>>42855893A theoretical physicist is never late, nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.
>>42855893https://files.catbox.moe/aivcx8.mp3
>>42855933Well she has the tau cannon even though the Barney who fires that isn't until way after the Barney who says you're running late.So this whole setup is wrong.
>>42855913>>42855967
>>42855962who would invade Black Maresa? Anons?
>>42855981The real question is what would invade Earth during the portal storms? Would the headcrabs be tiny mares? Would the Nihilanth be a giant mare? Would the Universal Union be bio-engineered mares??
>>42855981Maybe Equestria would be the invader after the supercollider experiment on Earth goes awry.
>>42855981Changelings, duhh. (or trixiecrabs)
>>42855981>Cadance is the g-mare>She provides the sample that causes the resonance cascade>Just so the virgin dorks at black maresa can finally get laid>The black maresa "disaster" is just mutual spaghetti spilling from dorky ass mares and anonsWritten by Mare Laidlaw
>>42856002Trixiecrabs make your nervous system great and powerful.
>>42856622What a upgrade!
>>42855893where's your passport anon
>>42857077i left in it mexico, amigo
