It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
>>42864897>Floorb plush with sewed-on blushingThat's adorable.
I love this nerd
>>42865196Some Dot doodles I've been doing in my spare time
Finally neet is back!
>>42864897What an adorable little plush.
>>42865370Keep 'em coming, anon. More and more, Dot's mom is taking on a Ms. Cartman-style appearance of being the biggest whore in Ponyville.
Someone post the mitsubishi floorb again...
>>42865370I LOVE HERgood stuff, anon!!
have a floorb cause im bored at work
>>42866533qt
>>42865370Got the good stuff here, who doesn't love Dot? Such an awesome little (well, maybe not little) gamer mare.
>>42867016I've always enjoyed that 'head tilted up but eyes looking down' pose and idk why
Moondancer is so pretty
>>42867997I would spend all day doing nothing with her, trying out all the cool imported ramen noodles.
>>42869408Those kind of 'do nothing, literally nothing' days are great, but there's no way I could do that every day; even with Floorb.
>>42866533cutie!!! so adorablevery nice, anon>>42868356true true>>42869408>>42869662What makes those days so special is that they're not every day of the weekIt's better to think of it as using your vacations to laze around at home with your mare instead of travelingNow I want to read stories about these NEETs going on vacation. Imagine Floorb, Dot, Taku, and Goldie having their own adventure dealing with everything involved in a trip to Japan (leaving home, airport, plane ride, and their stay there), with them getting involved in a yakuza conflict without even understanding how
babbling brook my beloved
>>42871225What is she reading?
>>42871576a guide on avoiding showers
>>42868952>>42870213Would hug tightly
Lonely NEET mares are looking for (You).
>>42872049holy shit I can see her eye
>>42865370I love her so much
>>42865612It took too long
Me too, poner.Me too.
>>42875050God I miss being a neet
>>42875050Yeah, that whole keeping a roof over your head and food on your table thing can be a real drag sometimes.
>>42875200
>>42875050Floorb seems like a natural candidate for being an e-thot, but a really lazy one. Like 'I'll just play vidya topless and maybe read donations, but I'm not putting on a sex show' lazy.
>>42875912honestly I'd watch that
fat dot
>>42877874As long as NEET milk doesn't taste like tap ramen and mountain dew...
>>42877890It would still be worth the squeeze.
>>42878143Indeed
im so glad NEET is alive again!! This holiday season i was gifted a plushie of doomy and a ronson that is similar to the one benny carries in New Vegas! it works too i just need to add some more lighter fluid
>>42878421Cute Doomy plush! And a nice lighter!
I WANNA FUCK A NEET UNPROTECTED WHILE THEY WATCH ANIME
>>42877073Anon, I'd put money down on 95%+ of this thread being down to watch any of these NEETs if they were doing the camgirl/ethot thing.
>>42879426aren't a bunch of vtubers hikki e-thots anyway? seems like a super easy way to get NEETbux for ramen and gooned out anime figurines
>>42879813
>>42879991I personally wouldn't know since I just use good old pre-existing internet porn instead of OF or following streamers, but I think it could be a fine income stream if you're completely ok with that being in the public forever and only having a limited timeframe to do it before you age out and get replaced by a younger NEET.
>>42872049>green eyesI am much more interested in this mare now.
>>42879813What would make the NEET mare REEE?
>>42881035If memory serves, that clip is from a comic where Floorb gets a roomba, and the roomba knocks over her freshly made cup noodle cup.
>>42881350Indeed it is
>>42881655
>>42879378Does she want dick pics or lunch?
>>42881966Ahh good, my brain hasn't been totally fried by gooning to neets. Not yet, at least.
quik dot comic doodle
>>42882660Yes
>>42884925better not try opening a jar that way
>>42884611Long process.
Please remember that Floorb's birthday is THIS Saturday. If you can't get her something, at least bake a cake.
>>42884256made me laugh
>>42884256Poor Dot, cute comic though
>>42884256Surely her mom will save her
TOTAL NEET BULLYING
>>42886910They’re just jealous of Dot’s massive milkers
>>42886227I'm lazy and hate cooking so I'm getting her a store bought cake
>>42884256Lmao good job
>>42887321they would milk her to death
>>42886910Save the NEETs!
>>42889104doom the NEETs!
OLEV
Well, looks like my job hunting finally bore fruit and I'll no longer be a NEET by this time next week. It's been a peaceful two months of unemployment and I hope to be able to do it again comfortably in another few years.Happy birthday, Floorb.
>>42884256Audibly kekked, good shit anon
>>42890953You'll have more money to spend on dear Floorb!
Hewo im an autistic gooner im 25 and male i have a discord two if you want two chat
Home Sick has been... EXPOSED!!
>>42891505She just wants someone to spend a comfy Christmas with.
>>42864897Cute toy, bro—almost as cute as you.
>>42891923Would be delighted to
>>42892967Cozy neet
>>42892967I love when pones do the ' ^ ' face
>>42892967Which NEET is that?
>>42892967>Viktiipunk OC
I got a job at a craft store after months of being unemployed and I use my discount to buy clay make small ponies and I made Doomy, I want to make Floorb in the future
>>42893890Cool
>>42893890I’m curiousdid you go online or in persondid you know anyone there beforehandhow did the company contact you in the first place>t. Anon who used to job search but got absolutely nothing back 90% of the time
>>42893890Those might be fun to work with, have any other ponies you want to make?
>>42894349Applied online and then called the store after a few days to check on my application and landed an interview, they needed seasonal help >>42895369I plan on making Princess Preciosa for a friend and then more neet pones
She's plotting something...
>>42896605Floorb...I'll kiss your ponut if you really want me to~
>>42896605You can't rape the willing Floorb...
>>42897089Yeah but she won’t know that until she tries
>>42893551>nerdy fat freckle flanksVHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>42896894If there isn't one of those porn pics with the mistletoe tied around the base of Floorb's tail, there really needs to be.
what do lonely neets do on christmas?
>>42898633Hope their friend with a car goes to see them but it's raining like fuck and I ain't going anywhere.
>>42900419Smells like stale dirty clothes and tastes like uncooked ramen and dorito's.Mmmmm.
>>42900419A picture where I can feel the body heat.
Merry Christmas from Floor Bored, who wants to know why you woke her up so early. It's barely 2pm.
>>42901175Does she not want Christmas Dinner?
>>42901269I feel like Floorb would break out the extra fancy ramen bowl that has the three or more packets of stuff for her Xmas dinner.
crimbus bump
>>42898633I work on new mtg decks
>>42900419giwtwm
>>42903843Who is this? The ghost of Neetmas Past?
>>42903843Once again.Holly.
>>42904056She's blind, cut her some slack.
>>42904056Oh my god who gives a fuck
>>42904056>This is mistletoe>This is hollyAnd this is crack
>>42904639>who gives a fuckPeople who want to kiss their mares under a mistletoe you retarded ape.
>>42900419can you sniff her while kissing? is that possible?
>>42905238Anon betrays the fact that he's never kissed anyone.
>>42904056I already knew the difference but now I'm putting up holly on New Years to spite (You) specifically
I want to pick her up and cuddle her!
>>42906359Happily I have motivated you to do a thing.Happy New Year!
>>42904733And this is quack
>>42909238qt
Moondancer has a gift for you!
>>42910137Surprise, it's a ball gag she wants to wear the next time you drop by
>Floorb trying to go outside
>>42910694why this can't be real?
>>42911247if neets were real society would be extinct
>>42910694Let's turn a hollowed out tree into a small (secondary) home together, and equip it with wine rack, furnishings and a suspended sleeping bag. Only down side is, no longer NEET status.
>>42910359That’s a cute horse
>>42910359>>42911996
>>42911776Nothing you described would revoke NEET status.
>>42913260The neets thank you for your service.The non-neets cower in the corner...
>>42911480NEETs exist. Society only collapses if the volume of NEETs gets too large, but you'd see government measures to kill NEETbux if that was happening.
>>42913689I only ever hear of neetbux being available in other countries.Uncle Sam don't want to give away anything for free here unless you're some manner of faggot or darkskin.
>>42913712Those browns abusing welfare programs in the US aren't true NEETs. The ones here would be ashamed to be counted with them.
>>42893733literally who
>>42912719Who's this little programming mare?
>>42915059Apparently that is Paradise Skies.
Begone, Page 10!
>>42915623Do we have one of these for Dot Matrix yet?
>>42915623>anxiety princess>Mac n cheese & footjobsVHHHHHHHHHH YES
>>42915059>>42915288Indeed.
>>42915692NO, PARADISE!DON'T PUT YOUR REAL EMAIL IN THAT FIELD!
>>42915715
>>42915628Dot and Goldie Mops need to be represented, yes.
>Page 8
>>42916329OH NO MY EMPL-..oh right
>>42915628I swear I saw one with Dot
>>42917337Shoo-be-doo
>>42917337>Ominous shadowy figure in distanceDUN NUH...
>>42915628I've had one drawn up for a while but keep forgetting to actually write up the stats and such.
>neet but so far away from civilization that you cant get internet
>>42917337Me in the back
>>42919877She must've watched some documentary on hermit crabs or something. Wonder how protective it is.
>>42916063Seconding this.
>>42919877See >>42882655
Again... What do NEETs even do all day?
>>42920609
>>42920609I used to watch cartoons, smoke and jerk off all day, now I only get to do that stuff before and after work.
>>42920609Pretend that they'll fix everything tomorrow
>>42921998So they become political activists?
>>42923276>Bathe the NEET!>Shower the NEET!>Wash the NEET!>Clean the NEET!
>>42915628>>42918712Wait, nevermind I lied, guess I actually did finish hers.
>>42923276What would a dot matrix cutie mark even mean
>>42923750Great! Now we just need one for Goldie Mops!
Feck off Page 10.
>>42923750Cute
>>42925586Is that Raggie?
Reggie when she was cool.Before the artist's cheese slipped off its cracker.
Don't care.Post NEETs.
>>42925586Floorb needs a real hug
>>42925769ya
>>42926965That’s a lewd belly
>>42926178Indeed
>Twas two weeks before before Hearthswarming>Two creatures were stirring, you and your pony friend who had teeth like a mouse>"THITH ITH BULLTHIT!" Your pony friend shouts from the living room.>"Internet still down Goldie?" you ask knowing full well it is.>"Thtupid weather ponieth... they alwayth bring too much thnow...">You enter the living room to see Goldie pouting on the couch.>Apparently there is a Hearthswarming event on an MMO she plays with her friends and she missing out.>"The internet will be back up soon Goldie, just gotta give the tech ponies some time" you say as you look out the window as the snow flying almost perfectly sideways.>"At least we still have power">That doesn't seem to make her feel much better.>Hmm...>"Hey! why don't we watch some Christmas specials!">She looks... happier?>It's hard to tell without being able to see her eyes.>She doesn't look as pissed.>"Which one do you want to watch?" you say as approach the closet and pull out a box full of tapes and DVDs.>Goldie takes a moment before deciding to come over and see what her options are.>"We got... A year without a Santa Clause... Rudolph's shiny new year... oh this one is my favorite! The life and Adventures of Santa Clause!">"I gueth that one..." She says, not sounding particularly thrilled.>"Good choice!">You rush to the TV, pop in the movie and jump on the couch.>Goldie Mops slowly walks back to the couch and sits next to you, resting her head in her hoof dejectedly.>The movie starts and she doesn't seem too interested in it.>A moment later you see her lift her head from her hoof>You sneak a peak over at her from time to time and you notice her demeanor changing.>She seems interested but confused.>Looks like she's trying to figure something out.>"How didth they do that?" she finally asks about halfway through.>"Do what?" you ask, not sure what she's reffering to.>"How didth they get the puppet to do that?">"Huh? Puppet?">"Anon, I'm not thtupid, thothe are clearly puppeth">"I mean... technically... I guess...">Goldie looks confused.>"it's stop motion animation, it's like... you how anime is made right?">"Yeah... Taku Thtold me... They draw a picthure and then a thlightly different one over and over." She explains>"Yeah, it's like that but instead of drawing a new picture every frame it's a photograph of a sort of action figure kinda thing every frame">Goldie looks at you for a moment presumably to see if this is some sort of joke.>Her gaze then turns to the TV.>"Huh... Tho... ith jutht picthurs of acthon figureth?">"I mean... calling them action figures is a bit reductive... they have parts you swap out for like mouth shapes and different emotions.>She looks at you again and then back to the TV.>As she looks at the movie playing she tilts her head from side to side occasionally.>You can't really see her eyes but it looks like she's studying the characters.>The movie ends and you get up from the couch.>"Another one?"
>>42927922HNNNGGtoo cute
>>42927922That's a great story, holy cow. I loved reading that! Now I wanna rewatch those old stop motion Christmas specials.
>>42927922If you let her sleep over, do you think she would try to take advantage of the situation?
>>42927922Inb4 this is how she gets her cutie mark
>>42929602
>>42929602Can you still be a NEET if you have your mark?
>>42930338Yeah, Dot has her cutie mark, not that I could actually say what it is
>>42927922watch MST3K with her
>>42930653>watch MST3K with a neetponeYou're talking about my dreams again, anon.
>>42929974I'm sure there are some FNAF/MLP crossovers, and I imagine the guts inside look like this.
>>42932059I chose that image because it's what the armature (basically a possible skeleton) for a stop motion quadruped (such as a pony) would look like.
>>42932546Yeah, oddly enough, I know what a stop motion armature is.
>>42933726Most of the NEET mares here would absolutely bungle the delivery and spill that food all over you.
>>42934204It does seem like excellent fodder for a Nawa or Scraggleman comic. Get on it, lads.
>>42934218>https://youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsM
>>42934325>https://youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsMI laughed. Physical comedy never seems to get old for me.
>>42934448Hopefully you have already discovered The Three Stooges.>https://youtu.be/QzOs4PX7UMs
>>42934519Physical comedy is timeless. The original Home Alone is a god-tier lesson in how to do body-destroying violence humorously.
>>42927922>"Oh yeth!" She exclaims as she jumps from the couch.>"Why don't you pick one?">She runs to the box and begins rummaging through her options.>She ends up picking a 'Year Without a Santa Claus'>Doesn't seem to be upset about being unable to play her game anymore.>Seems she has a new fixation.>After that movie is done she picks out another.>And another.>You awake the next day to the song 'The Little Drummer Boy' playing from the DVD menu.>Apparently you fell asleep during that impromptu marathon.>Goldie isn't watching anymore>Did the internet come back on?>You go to her room and Knock on the door>"Goldie? you in there?">No response>You take a look inside.>Not in there.>You look around a bit.>You notice her little clock, a cute little clock with the face in Gamera's belly that roars once for every hour.>Seems you were out for a while as it's a bit past 1 in the afternoon.>You shut her door and look around.>"Goldie?" you ask aloud.>Where could she have gone in this->Oh>You look outside and see it is snowing gently.>She probably went out for something, not entirely unusual.>You decide to make some hot cocoa in the mean time for when she gets back.>Not that it will take long, it's just the powdered stuff in the little baggies.>Just as you finish you hear the door open and shut.>Goldie walks buy carrying quite a few bags.>"Ooooh Ith that hot chocolathe?" She asks.>"Yeah, just made it actually... what's all that you got there?" you gesture with your mug.>"Oh... You'll Sthee...">If it were any other time of year and any other mare that might be a bit ominous.>She goes to her room and drops off her bags before coming back out to grab a mug of cocoa before returning to her room.>A little odd...>Even stranger is the fact you don't see much of her for the rest of the week.>She comes out to eat but not much else.>Her door is also locked a lot more than usual.>A bit odd but not overly concerning, you assume she's doing something for Hearths Warming.>Then one day you come home to find Goldie sitting with a young dragon at the table.>When the two of you see you Goldie leans towards the dragon and says something you couldn't quite make out.>"Um, well it was nice of you to have me over..." the dragon says as she gets up from the table.>"sorry I didn't get to properly meet you mister..?" She says reaching out her hand.>"Anonymous, or just Anon will do" you reply taking hold of her hand and shaking it awkwardly.>She steps out the door but turns around.>"Umm... if you... you know... just... yeah..." She says looking at Goldie.>"Of courth of courth, thank you for coming by!">The dragon's eyes dart back and forth between you and Goldie before she leaves shutting the door behind her.>"Is she a new friend of yours? Smells much better than that one with the black mane...">"She wath helping me with thomething.">"What was she helping you with?">"You'll sthee..." She says almost sinisterly.
Incredibly cute.
>>42934676The lisp and eye-covering bangs just awakens something inside me, bros
>>42934676I can't wait to sthee what she's cooking up in there
>>42934947I love them
>>42936438What if you do?
Me love NEETpone.
>>42936781
>>42936783I like how Floorb's art is an odd mix of 'innocent neet who has never experienced affection and has no idea how to handle it' and 'huge degen/pervert that shlicks all the time.'
>>42937176>hfw (You) threaten her with a bar of soapshe cleans up pretty cute though
>>42937445Her mane and coat are THAT dirty? This mare may be the NEETest of NEETs.
>>42934676We won't sthee if the thread drops into the Archive.
>>42938338She's so fucking cute brosHow does she do it
>>42938646People like (You) are the reason she’s afraid to leave her flat.
>>42938338Floorb?
>>42938719Who wants to go out? Being comfy at home is the best.
>>42939427Only reason I'm leaving the house tomorrow is to get some booze so I can get drunk while I play vidya.
>>42939980basedwhat booze and what vidya?
>>42939987My main drink is cider. Gonna finish up all the side stuff in God of War Ragnarok then maybe some Blasphemous 2 or original Resident Evil.
>>42939995Which Resident Evil?
>>42940373Might go for Director's Cut
>>42940429OG RE1's Director's Cut? 'Clowns Farting in the Basement' Director's Cut?Brave man, anon.
>>42938338I'm gonna do this to her
>>42940443If only Floorb was here to get drunk and play with me
>>42941330The classic RE games have this amazing watchable quality where she would absolutely be fine with cuddling up next to you and watching you play. Several past girlfriends have done as much with me, and it was always a lot of fun.
>>42941464>The classic RE games have this amazing watchable quality where she would absolutely be fine with cuddling up next to you and watching you play.
>>42941464Fuck off normalfag
>>42941828A Floorb daki?Please tell me I can buy one somewhere!
>>42941844Got it from https://ko-fi. com/floralsh_tpost/shop/dakiThey also had a nice Moon Dancer i got at MF3
>>42941875>https://ko-fi. com/floralsh_tpost/shop/dakiBased anon delivers. Thanks, I definitely want one in tricot, but the spicy version is sold out.
>>42941881Made an account and am following the artist, but I feel like a brainlet and can't find a way to message them with a question. Am I missing something?
>>42941903Do you see a little envelope looking thing on the page?
>>42941908Yeah, but that just prompts me to make a donation; no way to send a message without paying.
>>42941913No clue anon, when I click it, it takes me to messages
>>42941925Huh, maybe because my account is new?I'm going nuts, because I'd buy a Floorb 'spicy' daki in tricot right now if I could, but they're out of stock.
Here’s my girl, I think she’d be a very shy reserved mare with an extroverted older sister. Her hobbies include swimming, reading, and sewing. She likes sewing small cute animal toys for herself, her friends and younger cousins. Shes a closeted pervert, not very well educated on sexual conduct and has never even kissed another pony but when the novels she reads get to lewd she rubs against her stuffed toys. She always feels guilty after so she’s very sexually frustrated.Because of this I think she would be very touched starved so almost any physical contact (petting her head, holding her hand, brushing her hair ) would make her flustered embarrassed and dripping wet. So the names fitting.
>>42941957She seems nice, how’d she get her mark?
>>42941932Ended up just eating $3 to tip and leave a comment. God willing, the artist adds more (lewd) Floorb dakis to the store, because I need one in my life.
>>42941957I hope to see some greens or more art of her here sometime.
>>42943886>Japanese school swimsuitSeems like this neet would be friends with Taku.
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>>42944597
Doooooooooooooooooooooomy
>>42942224Sewing a stufffed toy snail for her older sister who breeds / raises bugs and enjoys gardening
