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GEMS DON'T GROW ON TREES!!! - GODDAMNIT SEASON 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90vew1MYoU8

>me suggesting the most basic bitch QoL improvements and stuff anyone can do
>Bootlicking fan: Lol you know what would be awesome, Discord buddies? an entire functional train with physics and everything
>Dev team: LOL DO IT, our only precious game programmer we pay in pizzas.
>The only programmer: I'm not being paid enough for this shit ... alright but it will take 5 months if you also want quests, new minibosses, new abilities, new items, etc. alongside it.
>YAAYY NEW TRAIN IS HERE (Programmer: I will keep stating it wasn't easy, those momentum physics were a bitch to implement in a mmorpg in Unity)
>1 month later
>Nobody fucking ride the train anymore.
>Dev time well spent/sarcasm.

>Dev: Going back to implementing those basic bitch QoL improvements which this game desperately needs.

The Halloween update and autumn leaves are still active even now in December, but won't be for long. Check out Canterlot and Ponyville during the autumn leaves before they disappear.
The devs just had an interview a week ago in their Discord, but still haven't posted the interview on their Youtube channel.
Come join and live and breathe in Equestria, anon. They have hide & seek games every weekend.
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Drawfags/writefags, we require your bitch skills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpcKzrV30Q
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WHO'S DAT?
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>>42866335
Is this new? I've never seen it mentioned here before.
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>>42866335
I fucking hate devs like this so much it's maddening, it's way too common, just recently the lead dev for a game I play kept pogging about going through the trouble to create his own custom real-time liquid simulation in Roblox just for it to slosh around inside ONE LITTLE ICON and NOTHING ELSE.

Legit you'd think brainrotten horseshit like this would primarily come from devs bullshitting at a big company to keep themselves busy and insist that they're doing REALLY KEWL innovative stuff but nooo

Honestly imagine how fuckin free it would be to take the bones of something like Ponytown and make a browser MMO out of it even, could even be better an LoE just on account of how much easier it'd be to dev if you're not retarded and don't frequently decide to randomly re-invent the wheel for a months-long circlejerk, tons of customization features already present and the ease of just whipping up kore pixel art for items instead of 3D modelling

>Imagine trying to make a FUN GAME
>Couldn't be me
>I like trains
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>>42866789
>is this new
No, we've raided the game back in like 2016 when it would go public for like a day in a month
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>>42866789
lolwut
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After 10 years Pony"dale" finally has working moving clouds you can sit on rofl.
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THE ARTFAGS, WHERE ARE THEY, MANSLEY?
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What kind of sex positions and cock sizes does Astral Charm enjoy?
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>>42869365
The one where she doesn't have to see your ugly mug and the cock size that doesn't bother her so she can do science while you pretend to fuck her.
She's too in love with science to have a normal relationship, she'd rather fuck her experiments.



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