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The green boys keep winning, congrats on another thread fellas. Dunno what else to say, open sesame? You know what I mean, new thread open. Good luck!
>>42867141Why does Anon look so unsure of himself?
>>42867159Hes a dumb little gay boy
>>42867159Being with Applejack mean you'll have to do a lot of back breaking labor everyday. But it'll be worth it just to be with her.
>>42867141man being an earth stallion workin the apple farm sounds so fun
Lets determine the one true Anonstallion:https://strawpoll.com/05Zdzb59mn6
NatureAnon getting an earful from Granny because he used magic to harvest apples!
>>42867214A few more for flavour, Lets come up with a design by committee ehMane - https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVoB1Xn3Eye Colour -https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWbmJJnA
>>42867051>Luna goes out of her way to neglect the nightmares of a sad and lonely colt on the moon>Celestia can tell that something is bothering Luna but doesn't want to pry
>>42867240Background gag where small letters slowly appear on the moon's surface whenever its in the backgroundSeason 3 finale you can make out 'Fuck you mom'
>>42867214>>42867222I'll make a design of the definitive stallion as voted then his twin built from the choices with the least votes
>>42867141>>42867159>>42867171shit wife lol
>>42867320Triggered much?
>threads have become popular enough for 4chan to fund several resident shitpostersA surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. When we first started this general, there was no expectation for it to last beyond one or two threads at the most. Seeing all of this new Anonhorse art coupled with regular story drops from emerging authors is truly inspiring. I want to thank each and every one of (You) wonderful contributors for giving these threads the "lifeblood" they need to thrive and stand tall amongst the usual trash threads that infest this board.
>>42867252>"What doth "fuck" mean?">A year later the words on the moon changes to "I bite mine hoof at ye mother">This makes Luna gasp indignantly
Moon Anon if literally stuck on the moon
>>42867240MoonAnon could be a reoccurring villain if he escapes or is releasedI remember last threat anons talking about having an Anon that was a villain Imagine, any "episode" he's in would revolve around the mane six stopping him from obtaining a magical artifact or some other mcguffin, because Luna keeps insisting that she isn't his mother then he'll just have to bring her back by any means necessary
>>42867141Why does this image make me feel things I am was not prepared to feel.
>>42867899>reoccurring villain>banished to the moon repeatedly
i did do a quick nightmare moon son anon 2 threads ago, though based on that story in the archive not the current moon anon discussion
>>42867950Someone find a reason to put a smile on this kid's face
>>42867950I like it he looks Cool and amazingly mystical.
>>42867950Should we merge the two separate ideas?From what I've read they're basically the same AnonThe main difference from what I've seen is that Luna post purification has no motherly love for Moon Anon or is in denial about it
>>42867931the love of a farm girl can heal all wounds
>>42867950Behold nightmale moon, the dreaded villain. Darkhorse Knight.
>>42867931Because Applejack is a wholesome mare.
>>42867950d'aw look at nightmare moon's little Guiding Moonlight
>>42867141>getting that apple pussygood end
>>42867745Name/location of the story?
I have an idea for a villainous anon>Cadence sulks quietly to herself in her prison below the castle>That rotten Chrysalis and her changelings ruined everything and will take over Equestria >"Cadence!">Her ears perk up as she hears Shining Armors voice approaching her"Shiny!">She perks up and starts galloping towards her approaching husband to be>The two meet and embrace each other in a hug>"Cadence I came as soon as I was able to shake off that mind control!""I knew you'd come for me!">The two reluctantly let go of each other>"I don't know if they've been feeding you, so I snagged some stuff from the kitchen.">Cadence watches Shinging's sadel bag open and almost drools as food is levitated out>She almost started digging in>Almost>"Cadence? What's wrong?">Her eyes are focused on the magical aura emanating from Shinging's horn that surrounds the food >Instead of his typical pink, it's a emerald green>Shinging's eyes follow her gaze and the look of a concerned partner melts away>"After two hundred years of practice I still haven't gotten that part down.">A different voice comes out of "Shining"s mouth>In a green flare, the visage of her groom is gone and in it's place is a changeling, larger than a drone but not as tall as /her/>"Oh I do hope you forgive me your "highness" but I couldn't help myself from feeding on you a bit! Just like you I was absolutely starving.">Cadence looks into the all to similar eyes of the changeling before her>He, judging from the build, had the same emerald "mane" if it could be called one and a crown upon his head>He gives a mocking bow to her>"My name is Anonymous, prince of the changelings and son of Queen Chrysalis! I would say it's a pleasure to meet you face to face but we both know that would be a lie.">Anon gets reincarnated as everyone's favorite bughorse's son>The only reason he isn't a drone is because he was fed royal jelly by mistake and rather than just kill him as a pupa and waste resources, Chrysalis kept him around to see if he proved useful >Not wanting to die Anon made sure he was useful>Something something anon has spent more time living as a changeling than he did as a human, it effected how he thinks and feels more than he wants to admit>Vibe for his and Chrysalis's relationship: she walked in on him performing his own villain song where he was singing an altered Be Prepared to the hive>She said that she was proud that he had such ambitions, and she genuinely was proud of him, and then told him that if she ever catches him plotting her death so brazenly that she would slit him from thorax to mandible
>>42867939>MoonAnon eventually finds an item to separate Nightmare Moon from Luna>Mom's back>Nightmare Moon immediately "tactically retreats" (flees) with her son>Luna is left at half her power without Nightmare Moon>Nightmare Moon is at full power but less corporeal than usual>Not at risk of vanishing, but she has to try a few times to get hugs right now>New season has a running gag of the sun and moon going up and down as NMM tries to keep the moon up while Celestia tries to correct
>>42867899>moonanon runs out of items he can reasonably get>mane six have him corned with the eoh at the ready>instead of breaking out into a big speech or making threats (like his mom) he just breaks down and throws a fit like the child he is>tons of sniffling, hiccups, snot and bawling from a scared little colt who just misses him mommy>his mommy who wants to bathe the planet in eternal night and at best banish celestia
>>42867240Sounds like a dick move on Luna's part. I think it's more plausible for>Loona senses some form of presence on the moon>Since the inscription didn't disappear, she assumes the Nightmare was ripped from her and shunted back there>She's proven wrong once this blue malnourished anoncolt pops down on solid ground
>>42868831>LoonaKill me, I was watching a lesser show recently. I hate getting up at 3 for work.
>>42867745>Moonanon is Luna's son, at least biologically.>The Nightmare didn't have her own body, after all.>He's malnourished as shit from being born and growing on the moon>Took the bastard a week to get used to normal gravity>And flying. Little air resistance on the moon.
>>42868535Canter gale by pony isle on tumblr
Moon-Anon just sounds like a slightly villainous make-a-wish kid
>>42868853My sides
>>42868783>Gets banished anyway
>>42868783>"Anon, can't we be adults about thi-">"Zigga I am twelve years old."
>>42868958>cue the realization that their constant annoyance is a literal colt
>>42869041>"He was- He was taller than-">Moon Gravity>"He talks like a grown-">Old Equestrian Dialect>"He's magically-">Had the equestrian equivalent of 'BORN IN THE HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER FOR 12 YEARS'
>>42868839>"At last, free! Now wenches prepare thy- woah!">Anon, having been born on the moon and staring baleful at the Earth his entire life was prepared for confrontation the moment he set hoof on its surface>Readying himself to take vengeance on both his treacherous mother and ponykind alike>He was not prepared however for the gravity. Or the light. Or the noise.>The tug of this world yanks him down as suddenly as he arrives slamming his chin into the ground>Its all he can do to not scream as his lungs painfully flood with his first true breaths of air, his bones rattling under the sharp grip of terrestrial gravity, his eyes weeping and stinging from the assault of colour and his ears ringing from the cacophony of a real atmosphere permitting every sound to swarm into unprepared ears>The moon has but a mere fraction of such things>The world for Anon is a sensory nightmare >In place of an enemy they need to blast with the rainbow theres a gangly colt writhing in silent agony on the floor after his dramatic introduction
>>42868114>>42867899>>42867240Put the question forward in the last thread but it capped out before any discussion could be had: What do we think the angle is here? Was Luna in the early stages of pregnancy and unaware before her rebellion and subsequent banishment? Or did Nightmare Moon find something to fuck while she was up in space? I think the former works for more serious takes but the latter idea of this brat being half moon-man is pretty funny.
>>42869162>the elements already glowing and waiting for his point of impact sputter>Fluttershy is the first to break>somepony hurt and struggling in front of her>how could she not help>Applejack is nextshe doesn't see any point in kicking somepony when they're down>even the spawn of Nightmare Moon>Pinkie Pie and Rarity next>Rainbow Dash still hangs there, only because of her loyalty>with a sigh, Twilight cuts off the magic and Dash follows suit>Luna is the only one who remains "not fooled">she curses Moonanon for what he is, a reminder of who she was, a reminder of everything she hates about herself>before anypony can talk Luna down a powerful blast of magic sends her flying back>his form flickers between nightmare smoke and whole pony>he might be Luna's biologically>but he still gestated within Nightmare Moon>and his hatred of Luna is just as strong>not for keeping him away from Nightmare Moon>but for abandoning him on the moon and doing NOTHING to help him>his words come out weak and weary>barely a whisper as each breath is a struggle>but they all sting like knives through Luna's heart>nopony is sure how to proceed>his magic, still powerful, as an alicorn, charges whenever they get close>even in this state he refuses help>he crawls a few meters away, swallowing the indignation to recover away from them>eventually though, it's too much>only when collapsed do they attempt to extract him to somewhere he can recover>Twilight wonders if it would be possible to create a sealed environment that emulates the moon's surface so they can slowly build up his strength for Equestria>Luna doesn't offer any help>All she can think of are those words>And his eyes>They were Nightmare Moon's but, occasionally, they would flicker to hers>No matter how much she wished to deny it, she has a son>And she doesn't know whether to be happy, or terrified
>>42867950Oh god. I took a long look at this and realised I just made Anon Nyx.
>>42869243I mean aside from the headband Nyx was a decent designit's just the story that was stupid
>>42869175She had a virgin birth out of sheer loneliness
>>42869175moonie impregnated luna
>>42869188>Pictured, Moonanon moments after a singular breath of fresh air
>>42869243Now we just need an Anon Dyx!
>>42869279>>42869280>Jealousy manifests angry demon power persona>Literally fuck yourself on the moonLunacel
>>42869284This is the stallion/coltanon thread, they all have those.
>>42869284i could be lazy and say my sombra/celly anon is anon dyx but i can make a new one. the challenge of these is making them look related without deviating from the anonstallion look too much its great
>>42869284you like Dyx?
dyx bullying anyx. sexually.
>>42869359I love Dy-
>>42867159She’s going to rape the gay out of him.
>>42869188Him becoming a member of the legion of doom would be fun, we don't have enough villainous anons
>>42869359I'm always happy to see Dyx
>>42869438All anons are villainous
>>42867171Aww! You posted my art Anon! Gives me a warm feeling.
>>42869820same for me, it has such a comfy feeling which is why I love it.
>>42868768Kill the bugChryssy is for fug not mom
>>42870052>Moonanon manages to escape the clutches of the enemy>Ends up meeting Chrysalis and forming a villain team way earlier than in the show>Moonnonny is definitely not crushing on the bug queen
>>42869175
>>42870454>Crushing on an evil black mare with wings and a horn who wants the throne all to herself
>>42870490
i really appreciate how so many of the anonponies in this thread are a little silly and stupid. like i enjoy Grimdark Tragic characters a much as the next guy but i appreciate stuff like "celestia being such a comically bad sister that she lost not one but two siblings to dark magic" or "NMM having an evil chud son that escaped the moon on his own to be a D-list villain" being pretty lighthearted in execution even though they could have easily ended up as some super angsty edgelord sadfic. makes this thread feel more funthe King Anon that thinks he's Goku when he's really kind of a dorky loser is still my favorite though
>>42867141
>Cozy Glow proclaiming that she and her coltfriend MoonAnon are taking over Equestria to Tirek and Chrysalis>Off in the distance you can hear him say "I'm not your coltfriend!">Pic related
>MoonAnon being functionally blind is a consistent gag>It ruins the whole prince of nightmares vibe>Walking into poles>Bumping into every corner >Facing the wrong direction during conversations>Not knowing who Cozy is mad at until she pushes him closer to see then he gets mad too>"There they are!" pointing at nothing
>>42871159>Cozy could easily get him some kind of vision correction, glasses or a spell to fix his eyes>But she won't >She likes having him be so vulnerable
>>42869359Yeah. Every day of the week.
>>42871180It would make her even MORE adorable and easy to trust. Just a cute sweetheart fawning over her disabled friend>"Golly mister, I'm sowwy, It's for my coltfriend, he's blind and can't go anywhere on his own"
>>42871159>Ponies think he's constantly sneering>He's just squinting cause he can't see shit
>>42868834Loona was the name for and popular ask blog for a horror creepypasta/zalgo version of Luna who was trapped on the moon, this was back in like 2012. We had the name first.
>>42871573She just wants Moonanon back </3
>>42871595>>42871573She wants her little Moonlight back
>>42871619>when he fights, moonanon compensates for his poor eyesight and physical frailty by blindly flailing around a massive fucking greatsword in his magic like a lunatic
>>42871785"I'LL FUCKING GUT YOU!">Knocks down a hanging lantern off a lightpost"YOU HEAR ME, LUNA?!">Accidentally whacks a bird out of the air"YOUR HEAD IS MINE!">Cuts open a piñata at which a cowering group of foals cheer>This while he's actually facing away from Luna, who looks on in pity
>>42871831"Ich'LL FOUKING GUT THEE!""HEAREST THOU ME, LUNA?!""THY HEDE IS MINE!"
>>42872025>CURSE YOU LUNAAAAAAA>I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS NIGHT>BEHOLD A TRUE NIGHTMALE, I, ANON>YOUR FEAR MADE FLESH
>>42871445>Moonanon and cozy are in town>Cozy is scheming"Hey Cozy look at this! Twilight gave me a pair of glasses to help me see! Gosh everything is so clear, and colorful! And Cozy you look so cu-">Cozy "accidentally" trips him making him fall and his glasses fall off, shattering his new glasses>"Whoopsie daisy! Sorry Nonny, are you okay?">Anon just sniffles sadly at his returned blindness
>>42871445>adorable and easy to trustI can't think of a pair of words that could describe Cozy worse than this.
>>42872701You the viewer know that now but she fooled everyone in the show until she executes her plan
>>42872455>sniffling>"There is glass in my eyes..." he mumbles pathetically
What if KingAnon was reborn with all his memories and powers?What if KingAnon was betrayed and locked in the ascendant plane?
KingAnon's son, Future Anon returning to the past to stop a terrible threat revealing he has FalseAlicorn powers...
>>42872963>Alicorn physiology means that there won't be any permanent damage to his eyes>That doesn't make it hurt any less though
>Why is this grown stallion smooching my hoof>His wife looks pissed
>>42871785>"HA Missed again Moonboy!" the rainbow hair one taunts>Her hoof smacks into your back between your wings knocking the air from you, you buck back trying to hit her>Missing her by a hairs breadth as she darts out of the way once again, backing off to allow her friend to shoulder charge you knocking you away>"Ain't no use strugglin' partner, Ya ain't landing a hit on us, your aims worse than a mole's sense of color theory!">She's infuriatingly right>Your poor vision is making it hard to land blows on these blasted mares>They're taking full advantage of it, the unicorns are flaring their horns bright to worsen your blindness while the hat-wearing earth pony and Rainbow-maned Pegasus dive in and out of your blind spots to hit you>They're confident and strategic approach to taking you on is almost flawless >Almost>If there's no chance at hitting them accurately, why bother?>Instead the entire area is your target>Let the ceiling collapse, the floor buckle and leave no room for the mares to avoid your strikes>Your horn burns with magic as you thrash your head every which way lancing and slicing through stone in a wild, unpredictable fashion >You survived birth with no air to fill your wailing lungs>You persist now even as this accursed world's gravity threatens to splinter your very bones>You can survive this place collapsing atop you
>>42873412It's a formality reserved for meeting royalty.
>>42864634>You got some moss growing on your left hoof, you've been eating nothing but homegrown carrots for the past week, it's gotta be Hermitnon O'clock>And despite normally being able to do this shit in your sleep your last five ritual circles have come out as ovals, and you're one wobbly sigil away from setting this entire forest on fire>Fuck it, trying out this Animate Furniture spell can wait a few days>You don't know it yet, but you're sparing yourself the realization that you don't have any furniture to animate in the first place >Timberwolf time>Last time you fucked around with them you figured out what they ate - namely, sunshine>it's like having a bunch of pet rocks that try and bite you>Very convenient though, you heard that fucking Zebra screeching and shouting some invectives in rhyme a few days ago after almost tripping and falling into the moat>Serves her right, this forest is huge, how the Hell does she manage to stumble into your neck of it?>Fuck off>Probably wants to talk shop or trade herbs>Go find that shit yourself, lady>Anyway, wood dogs>Today's experiment is pretty straightforward:>'How can I make these fuckers do things without the obvious incentive of food'>Clicker Training only works because you give the dog a piece of food after the noise>They associate the noise with food, so they do whatever you say to get it>Can't really restrict their access to sunlight without killing them a little>And that would just create mental connections that are less beneficial>If food's off the menu then giving them something to play with might do the trick>So here you are with a scurry of squirrels bundled up and shivering before your moat of Timberwolves>It's... slow going>The Timberwolves are interested in the squirrels, obviously, but they seem to be paying way more attention to them than your commands>The back of your neck is starting to itch after a few days of little progress>You're on the third day of zero progress when something finally breaks up the monotony>A voice breaking through the serene backdrop of nature you're used to>Soft and buttery, you probably wouldn't be able to pick it up without the enhanced senses afforded to an Alicorn>"... And it's just past this brush, you said? Alright... I'm sure we can work something out, this is all surely a big misunderstanding!">Within a few moments the Pony behind the voice makes itself known, walking through the treeline>It's that yellow one, you remember seeing her in the Library when you were scoping it out to nab Purple's grimoire>Shutterfly>She's currently playing host to a squirrel of her own, jabbering angrily while tugging on her mane, from which it's nestled in>Their conversation drops dead when they see you>Situated above a hole with gnashing wooden teeth peeking out, holding a number of squirrels in your magic
>>42874005>"Annon!">Great, she says it wrong too - how does she even know (approximately) your name anyway?>"What are you doing?! Those poor things are terrified! How could you be so cruel?">There's a lot more steel in that voice than you were expecting"Training... or attempting to. These fucks aren't cooperating at all. I can't use food to gain their cooperation so I figured, why not try toys?">Your admission drains the color out of the Pegasus's face, which is pretty impressive given that she's covered in fur>The squirrel in her mane absolutely fucking loses it and starts flailing its little arms and jabbering at an increased, squeaky rate>Did it understand you? That's a bit more sapient than you were expecting>Either way, not a great idea on its' part>As interesting as the scurry of terrified squirrels in your grip is, the Timberwolves are very interested in prey that's a bit more lively>Such as the aforementioned pissed off Squirrel and equally peeved Yellowquiet that's launched into a pretty impassioned rant about the sanctity of life and how mean it is to dangle squirrels so close to the maw of death>It's just annoying enough to get your attention off the Timberwolves and on her>You're almost impressed by her ability to barrel over you and not let you get a word in edgewise, but your emotional capacity is mostly focused on being irritated by this sudden social event>So imagine everyone's surprise when two of the fuckers manage to drag themselves out of the moat you made and start barreling for the Pony and her companion>They're barreling for her like some bats out of Hell>She's so taken off guard, going from passionate hippie to deer in the headlights>You get your wits about you to realize that even if this butterhorse is being a pain in the ass you're not interested in watching her get mauled>So you start cantering to get after them, take a deep breath>And employ that lovely Royal Voice you've barely had a chance to utilize out here in bumfuck nowhere"STOP.">To yours and Flutterface's surprise, the Timberwolves dig their wooden paws into the ground mid run and skitter to a stop>They turn to face you as you perform a similar maneuver, heads bowed and twiggy tails tucked beneath them>That's the first time they've actually heeded your commands!"Well shit, I was starting to workshop the theory that those ears were just vestigial and you used vibrations or something to locate prey. Good boys.">Now it's just a matter of figuring out the exact factor that got them to behave"Hey Yellow, what do you say to sticking around for a bit? Much as I hate to admit it I might need another body to tease out how to make this consistent.">Silence>You look up from your Timberwolves to find a conspicuously empty spot near the brush>Fluttershy fucking booked it>Either scared shitless by the beasts sprinting at her, or maybe you knocked her into the next zipcode with the power of your voice>Both are just as likely
>>42874009>Ah well, you're a big stallion, you'll figure this shit out with or without help>Pretty quickly, in fact>With another blast of the Royal Voice the Timberwolves meekly return to their moat, which you add a 'lip' to with the spell you used to make the enclosure in the first place>Is it volume, then? Maybe those ears really are mostly for show>Or maybe you're vibrating their bodies enough to compel action>Further testing is required, but for now you're feeling confident you can nail the form for those ritual circles, now that you've succeeded at something>Your good mood lasts all the way until a few hours later when the future comes to pass and you realize the closest thing you have to furniture is the pile of moss you sleep on>!I really dug the idea of the Timberwolves being Annon's former subjects, so him blasting them with the Royal Voice compels them to obey.!<
>>42874015Fun, but conflating the asocial unicorn wizard hermit with the lost alicorn brother muddies the waters a bit too much, I feel.
>>42874015Keep it up Anon this is great and I'm curious to see how you'll blend the ideas
>>42868768>Be bug anon >Anon, KING of the changelings!>... that is until your mother can eacape Tartarus >But that's probably centuries from now!>That little bitch Thorax wanted to change things and took half the hive with him, turning him and the traitors into ugly bug-moose things>Fucking disgusting >You were in the middle of draining some crystalized love when somepony teleports into your throne room>"Why hey there bugboy, what's a king without a queen?">It's the purple communist>The same one that faggified half the hive>And she's looking at you with a very degenerate look on her face>You try not to gag at the smell of overly sweet scent of lust exuding from her"Guards, seize her!">You've always wanted to say that>You can only watch in horror as your guards get trounced by the lone unicorn who isn't even taking her eyes off of you>You teleport out of the hive as soon as she gets three feet away from you>You wipe non existent sweat from your brow>"Going somewhere handsome?">You let out a very manly scream and take flight>Why does this feel like some sort of cosmic justice?>What did you do in some alternate life to deserve this?>"Celestia's fat flanks you look good flying~""LEAVE ME ALONE!">She's flying next to you having given herself gaudy butterfly wingsInspired by https://youtu.be/7Jm7a29l3_A?si=9M2sGvPHEsixXsdA
>>42874037 To be fair the original NatureAnon prompt was that he just fucked off to the everfree
>>42874233Sure, but we started the chain with HermitAnon and his wizard morality then ended up circling back around to making him NatureAnon for some reason. Even with an identity death, I wouldn't see NatureAnon throwing live squirrels to Timberwolves just to see what would happen, whereas the amoral, asocial wizard hermit would. Distinctions have been and should be drawn here.
tried to make moononny look pathetic here
>>42874320reduced marking version, i like the idea of him sharing nmm/luna's splotch butt
>>42874333>>42874320I love how depressed he looks>Oh lookie here this artifact didn't bring my mom back too>Alright I know the drill you six beat me up and send me packing let's get it over with already
>>42874286I see where you’re coming from in that throwing squirrels to magic wolves doesn’t seem very in character for the Hippie Nature Demigod but on the other hand it’s kind of funny and I still like natureneet anon. it’s not that much of a stretch to just assume OG naturenon had a more laissez-faire attitude towards the whole circle of life predation shit and his human ego death made him more apathetic towards animals lives in general. I do agree with you that the non-alicorn forest wizard needs more love though. we’ve had a lot of alicorns lately
>>42872321>SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL ALICORN...>BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN MOONBUTT!>WITH A HAIL OF COOM!>WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
>Moonanon was taken off the moon by Discord after being freed from stone>He made sure to tell Luna how bad of a mother she has been>He even fixed Anons eyes and starved body, at least up until he was petrified again>Anon stayed unsealed but went back to a scrawny near blind alicolt
>>42874320>>42874333>"Haha, Mother must be having such a wonderful time.">"She's probably building our new castle, right now.">"She wouldn't want us near it before it's finished, for it is a surprise.">"...y-yeah."
>>42874435>he's stuck in the chaos dimension until season 3 >it has better food at least, provided you can catch it before it grows teeth Oh man, the tantabus would have a field day with this version of Luna
>>42874286Eh to be fair, Hermitnon wasn't even initially a wizard or a unicorn, he was just an asshole. Otherwise it's left up in the air. If an anon wants to mix and match ideas for their greens and prompts then I'd say he's fine to do so. Like, what if:>Be King Anon>Ascended on your epic adventure and run Equestria for centuries now>Set up Twilight Sparkle as your apprentice for when Nightmare Moon inevitably returns>Moment of truth happens and the EoH are revealed to the Mane 6 >You've been dreading and hoping for this moment for a long time>Worried over how the Moon Princess would react to you>Despair over her sister's own disappearance?>Bitterness over the Equestria she knew being gone entirely, no one to share the memories with?>Maybe even anger, seeing you as a usurper.>You'd like to think the two of you could get along, but you've prepared for the worst scenarios.>Twilight and her friends have hit her with the old Harmony beam>Showtime>You fly in, do the whole wise ruler "Actually I knew the whole time, my best pupil" song.>And there's Moon Butt, staring on in stunned silence.>Well she doesn't seem like she's gonna flip out, that's a good sign.>Probably >You give her your best smile, well practiced over the centuries, as you trot up to her. "Princess Luna, I've been expecting your return for quite some time now. I'm sure we have plenty of things to discuss for the next few days at least.">She keeps staring>It's getting a little awkward now."Uh... Princess Luna?">Tears suddenly stream down her face.>What the fuck, you didn't fumble the first meeting that bad, did you?">"Little brother? Annon is it truly thee? After all these years...">what>You idly note the mane 6 gasping in shock behind you, but you're entirely focused on the mare in front of you. >What the fuck is this bitch on about?----->something something King Anon is Naturenon>Harmony banished and wiped the original clean when his corruption threatened all of Equestria.>Slowly purifying Annon safely away from Equestria.>Later Celestia accidentally banished both Luna and herself>Quo Harmony tossing a (mostly) purified Anon back into Equestria>a couple centuries after the princesses disappeared, when Ponykind was in its most dire moment of need.>His formerly whited turned black mane is the only visual indication that Annon/Anon was ever corrupted
>>42872025Reminds me of pic relatedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSD1E7YjHQ
>>42874673>pic>don't even need to click the link to hear itkek, i also imagined moonanons squeaker voice screaming the spider-man lines at luna
>>42874667I can imagine NMM trying not to drop her spaghetti seeing King Annon>Oh fuck that's my baby brother that died>Oh fuck he looks so old>Oh fuck where's celestia I might actually need her help to process this>Scratch that, eternal night now, family reunion and kicking celly's flank later
>>42874126that's a fair response considering how shit of a waifu shitlight glimmer is
>>42874320>>42874333Is there a place where we can go to see all your art? Are you on derpy or one of the alternative sites?
