Yearning Edition Previous Edition: >>42783116 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: What hobbies would you like to share with mares?
What hobbies would your herd try to get you into?
>>42870412Grilling, probably. It's just not the same, if we're only grilling vegetables...
I don't trust them.
>>42870347any updates on The Long and Short of It and the sunburst green?
>>42870469no, but with all honesty grilled vegetables can be done really well. some of the best broccoli and carrots I've ever had were grilled
>>42870694>grilled broccoliFUCK anon you made me hard.
>>42870694Grilled carrots is classic. Can’t go wrong with it with the mares.
>>42870811you know what i'm really craving right now even though they're ridiculously out of season?grilled giant puffball mushroomsslice them into 'steaks' and slather some garlic butter on both sides and it's pure heaven
Siren!Anon getting gangcuddled by touch starved Dazzlings!Touch starved as in they haven't felt the touch of a male siren in a thousand years, like hell they'd lower themselves to fucking hyper evolved apes
>>42870694Anyone who doesn't like Grilled Zucchini is the enemy.
>>42871771personally I like mine sliced and fried in butter>RGRMMeven captcha is getting hungry with all this /ck/ talk
My daughter Cozy Glow has done nothing wrong!
>>42870412Floorb would try to get me into gaming and then die of shock when I already have a copy of BooP installed on my pc
>Stallionism
>>42872207I think kickstarting the "enslave all stallions" political party from an empty high-school classroom requires doing at least a few things wrong
>>42870590Sunburstanon is dead. I fought him to the death in an impromptu fist fight on a hotel roof during a rainy night in Saigon. I'm sorry, it was me or him.
>Anon finds out how poorly Floor Board eats>She eats only the cheapest horse-ramen around with a can of Beast Energy for a drink>For every. single. meal.>While not a professional chef, anon can cook decent enough food>Mamanon and papanon made sure he learned to cook for himself>So Anon surprised his horseNEET roomie with a nice homecooked meal after she left her den to grab her third "meal" of the day
Extra Extra read all about it, Prince Anon latest take of today winter fashion being 'lame and gay.'Fashion stars Handsome Hooves say the prince is a loser.
>>42873767Colts fighting, am’I right mares?
>high-school hoofball quarterback offers to hook you up with the colt you're crushing on>in return you have to get her alone with your sweet, kindhearted little brotherdo you succumb to temptation, dear filly? can you resist, in the face of heartache?
>>42873767>Anon crashes the fashion show by dropping from the rafters in full antarctic gear and brandishing an ice pick while demanding the brandy keg to fight off frostbite
>>42872446>that moment when her eyes become pinpricks, she goes slack-jawed, and she involuntarily starts hoofing bits from the jar labeled "next army" to one that says "ring"
>>42875059Her mom pumps her hoof in victory.
>Be me>Need my RGRE fix>Thread is kil>Venture onto /d/>Find matriarchy thread>They've only recently come to the same conclusions that have been a staple of RGRE since nearly its inceptionIt's like seeing a tribesman figure out how to make a clay pot