>Take this, and that! You think you can just stare at my rump, make jokes about my weight?! Call me fat and useless!? Well take that and that! And that and that! You hear me?! How does it feel?!
>>42874545>rape
>>42874545WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP KILLING PRINCESS LUNA SHE SAID IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!!
>>42874545>*cough cough*>h..hh>harder
Celly... cherry pies don't talk. I think we really need to have a conversation about your self-image.
>>42874554Real assblasted about all the jobber jokes, she's got to take out her frustration somehow. And if she fought Anon she would lose because she's a jobber.
>>42874545"Y-you...">"WHAT, ANON!?">Punch>"EVEN NOW YOU DEFY ME??">*hacking caugh*"E-each time you hit me...">"What!? Each time I hit you you feel /sorry/ for yourself?">"BECAUSE YOU'RE FINALLY BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE!?">"Because you-""Your butt jiggles...">"...">Murder.exe
>>42874550Most realistic reply here.
>>42874545It's okay because she's cute
>>42874545At least grant me a quick death you psycho horse.
>>42874545"Nooo! Not my giant jar of jelly!"
>>42874545>Boner throbbing
>tfw you will never make wine in the traditional Prench fashion with your beautiful marewife Celestia
