Pleae
>>42874605
>>42874605>>42875079>>42875443>>42875729Shut up.Celestia's helping to push babyface Twi against heel of the week by jobbing. You're falling for a work.
>>42875729Who jobs faster: Yamcha or Celestia?>>42875747The only thing falling here is Celestia, face first into the floor, for no reason whatsoever
>>42874605AIEEEEEEEEE
>>42875759Ok, but Luna jobbed to Celestia?
>>42875870Luna jobbed to the elements. Joblestia lost the actual fight.
>>42875875>Takes power from the Nightmare/Tantabus>NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T USE EXTERNAL FORCES TO BEAT ME!
>>42875875What this Anon said. Luna had her on the ropes before JOBlestia used the macguffin.
>>42875882See >>42875881Luna didn't use her own power herself, so it's fair for Celestia to do the same.
>>42875875>>42875882Retards like you forget that Celestia beat her in the first fight. She sent her ass to the moon for 1000 years. NMM cheated in the 2nd fight, Celestia just cheated better and ultimately won.
As much as it's funny and justified to shit on Joblestia, I believe Discuck is the biggest jobber, even more when you consider his powers.>Job to Joblestia and Luna>Job to the Elements>Job to Fluttershy>Job to Tirek>Job to Maud>Job to the Tatzlwurm>Job to Chrysalis>"Fakes" jobbing to Sombra but would have probably jobbed>Job to the trio of Evil
>>42875899What a little bitch. Should probably just sit in the cuckchair and watch while his girlfriend gets plowed.
>>42875899He's such a chaotic jobber...
>>42875784>shes suffacated:(
>>42875899>job to Ingram
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>>42874605>>42876648Looks like Twilight picked up her items before they disappeared
>>42875881>>42875887>the NightmareNot canon>TantabusLiterally made by Luna after being Nightmare Moon, do you watch the show?
>>42877556Sleep tight, jobber
>>42877376>gets envious>almost ruins equestria>gets out of moon jail>almost ruins equestria>creates a punishment tulpa>almost ruins equestriaIs it a bad idea to leave Luna unsupervised? I'm starting to think she has some problems.
>>42877777
>>42875899>>42875950He is the King of Jobbers in Equestria but can he job against the Champion?
>>42877556Princess of the Comfy Sleep
>>42876648>>42877321>>42877556Now I sneed an edit of every scene Celestia appears, but she's just laying on the floor casually defeated
>>42875911yabba...
>>42879030
>minecraft horse death noise intensifies
>>42880054jej
>>42877797>>creates a punishment tulpaThat's the most hilariously apt description I've heard yet.
>>42874605Poor celestia
>>42880551Poor fighter.
>>42881833
>>42882077God I love that silly swooning face they do
>>42882828Kek, I was hoping somebody would notice thatSorry, but such are the powers of Joblestia - to die from the weakest attack from a mob that didn't even exist at that time, on top of being so pathetic that it perma-kills her despite it also being impossible at time.
>>42882828>pre-Beta 1.8 backgroundBecause she jobs at being in modern Minecraft.>Hardcore Mode, that's release 1.0Because she jobs at respawning.>Spectator for Hardcore Mode, that's 1.9Because she jobs at not watching.>Llamas, that's 1.11Because she jobs at not being hated by llamas.
>>42881833unf
>>42874605sleepy horse
>>42875759>Who jobs faster: Yamcha or Celestia?Bejita
>>42884023No wonder Prince of Diapers became her boyfriend. Only a massive jobber like Joblestia could match his powers.
>>42881833>nightmare moons massive sweaty moons turning celestia into a 2d object under there immense weight
>>42875759
>>42884020I always found those smiling expressions when a character is sleeping such nonsense. You don't smile when you're asleep, your face looks neutral.
>>42884576Looks like Yamcha won
>>42884576>lost against a furry
>>42885327Thinking about it, losing against FURmcha might genuinely be worse than losing against a paper bag. A feat only Joblestia could muster.
>>42885019My first roommate in college used to smile when he slept. He was incredibly annoying, and seeing him smile in his sleep made me want to brain him with a crowbar.
>>42885787
>>42882828This is some real ass minecraft autism. I salute you, grand autist wizard
>>42885886Interesting reaction
>>42875950Yabba dabba doo!
>>42874605oof sound
>>42882828She used a ressource pack.
>>42887045>>42887047She used Nostalgic Tweaks.
>>42885787how toxic is that brap?
>>42888897In the decimals, which is enough to defeat Joblestia.
>>42889424I can't believe my FUARKING hero Anonfilly would do this
>>42887043>continues to flexwe get it, u are a nerd.
>>42874605>Oh, woe is me! I, the immortal royal who spent the past thousand years raising and lowering the sun and the moon, have jobbed to the villain of the week! Only my student Twilight can solve this problem and learn new things while doing so!
>>42889771>le celestrollia tea prank.gifIt tracks for her character.
>>42889424Never noticed Fluttershy is the only one looking surprised rather than sad.
>>42889888 (Checked)She looks fed up.
>>42890090More like she's reconsidering some things she held to be true.
>>42887539Most pathetic jobbage.
>>42874605DMC2
>>42881113She looks like she's having a good time.
>>42881833I just knew who posted this without looking at the icon.
>>42890121What about that time she jobbed to clouds?
>>42890416I didn't even notice.
>>42890090Plootersha realized that she's incredibly lucky to exist in the same timeframe as Twilight. That oversized jobber Celestia is utterly incapable of fixing any problem, and without bukhorse doing everything Equestria as a country would not exist.
>>42890728clouds of brap btw
>>42890413A good job.
>>42892928How can one even recover from such jobbing?
>>42893180By not being Joblestia, because she jobs at recovering.
>>42893180Some ponies are just more cute when they're losing fights. It's like female wrestling. Sometimes you just like watching a girl try her hardest to struggle. Just putting everything she can into it, but ultimately everything she does is just fruitless, absolutely one sided. You root for her, she's just so cute and you can see just how desperate she is to win but everything she does is in vain as she gets completely and totally dominated. Part of the appeal is seeing her never give up despite being seemingly physically and spiritually predisposed to losing.
>>42895873Couldn't tank the farts
>>42895997Yup.
>>42896555brap
>>42897437>squat>WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR>Oh no… Not again!!>THUNK
>>42897437wha
>>42897437jej
>>42897437very sexy gaem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFX2IJMzfTs
>>42898495jej
>be wise ancient mentor pony>not meant for fighting, only for spiritual guidance>get pigeonholed into being equestria's superman>now every threat to equestria needs to go through you to count as credible to the audience>get blown out in every major conflict as a result>supplanted by twilicorn and rendered totally irrelevant except as a stat check for the villain of the seasonIt was never meant to be like this.
>>42898998get blown out by a massive fart amirite?
>>42899064lmao
>>42875079Does this work for ziggers as well,or is it creature specific.
>>42900504Yaks are heavier, so it should work better.
>>42900309fat assed brapper mare sat on her
>>42897437Pretty funny how utterly useless Celestia is at defending herself in this game. Also my favorite game over is the regular one when you run out of authority, simple and sexy
>>42902396it's a fetish game, not meant to be serious with character abilities or anything. It does have some lore behind it, being Erin throwing Celestia into the Reign universe for not inviting her to the Grand Galloping Galla
>>42900309danm those are some giant ass cheek craters
>original visionary leaves>show immediately sets off on humiliating the great and laying them lowThere's probably an observation to be made on the reflexive habits of the cretinous but I can't quite place my finger on it
>>42903265gawd dayum
>>42904276Millennials need to be sent to gulags.
>>42905422The rare spoony mlp meme
>>42904237
>>42882865Bejita
>>42907567...hates seeing his alicorn girlfriend job constantly, but can't do anything about it because he's just as much of a jobber.
>>42903265BRAP
>>42897437unfff
>>42874605bump
>>42877777The lack of recognition of these digits is a signifier of the fallen state of this board.
Maybe I'm just coping, but losing to Chrysalis while she was uber-charged with love magic or whatever, being caught off guard to boot, makes sense to me.
>>42911998jej
>>42912009We know, Joblestia.
>pretending to be me for 12 daysI'll allow it since Reign: Equestria is based.
What even the hell is this about (I haven't gotten that far into the show)
>>42914951wrasslin
Wrestling?
>>42902396What is the game called?
>>42875759My OC throws hands better than her
>>42914951The episode where all of the mare's become professional wrestlers and there's a storyline where Celestia (the Dawnbreaker) of Equestria, jobs to Queen Chrysalis during Hell in a Cell, which puts Princess Celestia in the hospital. So Twilight Sparkle (The Purple Pupil) has to train with her friends and win a match against all of them before taking on Chrysalis herself in a Royal Rumble, Elements of Harmony (Twilight and her Friends), vs The Hellish Hive (Chrysalis and her team of fake versions of Twilight's friends, she magically made out of wood).
>>42914998Oof that sounds like a skill issue ngl
>>42914951Jobbing.
>>42915346But princess celestia already has a job?
>>42915683Which is to job.
>>42914063>BRAAP
>>42915939Which is to throw hands?
>>42916960And fail.
>>42917183Lol that's worse than what my OC can do
>>42917247Your OC can defeat Joblestia, guaranteed.
>>42917538No, my ponysona OC would get bodied by Celestia in the storyline he's in. Though in that story Celestia gets murked by a mind controlling aliens who turn her into an unwilling nympho, and then again by mind control plants and her Luna ends up finding a way to keep her locked up, so she's still jobbing.
>>42917629
>>42917629jobbed to braps?
>>42917629If you actually manage to job to Joblestia then clearly you just weren't trying hard enoughEither that or you did it deliberately because you wanted the "Top Jobber" title which she will swiftly reclaim from you on her next job
>>42918699Yup.
>>42917538Let's go
>>42920782she said fart booty
>>42921431unf
>>42926667Well I guess that explains it then!
>>42927147
>>42927833https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3yxEWxp6vdE&pp=ygUbbWluZWNyYWZ0IGhvcnNlIGRlYXRoIHNvdW5khttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3z0twpppTGg&pp=ygUXbWluZWNyYWZ0IGNoaWNrZW4gc291bmQ%3D
>>42930395jej
>>42931810bring to a boil
>>42930293it looks like a massive brap hit her mane
>>42933019True.
Boop
>>42936431>jobbed to Opalescence
>>42936653How does a pony that jobs to chickens and housecats become the ruler of Equestria? Did she inherit the princess role from her mother because of nepotism?
>>42938381Yes.
>>42874605brap
