Fallout Equestria is an MLP fan fiction that you can read here:> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestriaFallout Equestria: The Official Audiobook can be found here:> https://foeaudiobook.itch.io/littlepipTwo VersionsVoice of Littlepip - single narrator - out nowWasteland Echoes - audio play version - out nowConverse and share images about the books, games, animations, write greentexts and more!It has spurred the creation of many spinoff stories, with some of the most popular being listed below :Project Horizons> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizonsHeroes> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/662/fallout-equestria-heroesPink Eyes> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/931/fallout-equestria-pink-eyesMurky Number Seven> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/47300/fallout-equestria-murky-number-sevenFangames:Fallout Equestria Remains:> https://foe-remains.gitlab.io/main_en.htmlashes town:> https://ashes.town/> This was shut down and now links to an foe ponytown server.Hearts of Iron IV mod: Balefire Blues:> steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2307988796New???FoE: Renewal:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/440269/fallout-equestria-renewal
What was the purpose of Monterey Jack's character? He imparted his idea of 'virtues' to Littlepip despite seeming to have none of them himself. He effectively died in a drawn out suicide by cop to spite Littlepip specifically.
>>42875142
>>42875135>MummyI don't think that wrapping bandages around her head will somehow reanimate her.
>>42875755It should've been her instead of Velvet.
>>42875963Honestly all the romance in the story felt forced and it would probably have been better off without any.
>>42875310You never know, it couldn't hurt to try
>>42875310I could save her
>>42876473And then what? Keeping 99 going the way it does by default?
>>42876791No she'd come to my house and we'd live RGREly ever after
Some assembly required.
Rampage bump.
>>42877601You know she'll tear you apart with a smile, yes?
>>42877846I love the kind of mare who will actually just kill me.
*notices you*
>>42878184How's it going fishy?
>>42877870Well, take your pick.
>>42878228Gin. Real cuddly, that one.
>>42878228Duct Tape. I love her green colour and concerned expression.
>>42878228DaisyI either unlock her snowpity or speedrun death
>>42878228I've always felt really bad for Scotches mom, poor Duct Tape probably the only mare in 99 that actually wanted a full fledge family, I wonder if anyone has actually wrote a hypothetical of what would happen if Duct Tape never got assassinated and actually escaped 99 with P-21 and Scotch.
>>42878228Two of these mares put on a trenchcoat and try to convince you they're a normal hyoomon woman who wants to show you something cool in a dark alleyway
>>42878282They wouldn't be able to fool me. I can detect snowpities through smell alone, especially radpities. I grab them by the hooves and kiss them.
extra tufty Enclave mares
>>42878256>So you have chosen death...
>>42878253Is that from the new comic?
She's a total clusterfuck, but I still can't stop liking her.
>>42879593Yes. https://rule34.art/comics/fallout_equestria_chain_reaction_2?language_content_entity=en&lang=en#
>>42879724I love the hypothetical version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborg.
>>42879935>version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborg.Like, only in the beginning of first chapter? Yeah, those were good, probably even best times for BJ.
>>42879935>hypothetical version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborgDoes not compute.
>>42879935But that's the best part about her.
>>42879771Thanks pal.
>>42878282Who do you have in mind?
>>42880256>>42880583Fuck you both, she deserves to be happy and pure.
>>42881395>she deserves to be happy and pure.Then you have to take BJ out of 99 as a foal. Her purity has been tarnished long before Deus broke those doors.
>>42881395She deserves to be happy BECAUSE she is suicidally miserable, crippled and mutated. Yo don't want BJ to be happy, you want BJ to be somepony else entirely.
>>42881875>>42881973You don't become a different person just because you stopped getting beaten up by your creator.Blackjack got a normal body towards the end of the fic, now just give her some therapy and don't kill off everyone she knows and loves and she's perfect.
>>42882187Yes, however>version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborg.sounds like version of her that didn't experience any of it. Obviously I wish for happiness for all those characters in foe fics. But asking, for example, for MN7 without history of being beaten and in slavery is asking for some other cute pegasus colt. You become a different person if you are being retconed into different person.Btw, I heard that Blackjack got some therapy in Speak. Is it true?
>>42882581>Btw, I heard that Blackjack got some therapy in Speak. Is it true?Ignore that one like the plague. Speak is a car crash plot-wise.
Look carefully and you can see her maretooth
>>42882903That's the tip of her mane.
>>42882907No it's the latest maretooth with bluetooth integration
Installed Fallout Et Tu and decided to try it out with a Blackjack playthrough. Unfortunately there's only a Pip model so we'll have to pretend.This is the best stat spread I could think of without abusing the gifted trait. We'll see if she can survive..
We've got a problem. The semen chip that regulates the stable breeding queue is busted. I've got 150 days to find a new one, or all the mares in 99 will go crazy and die from lack of rape.
Picked up P-21. Unfortunately I had to bribe him with bottlecaps. Why this isn't a charisma check is beyond me.
>>42883180It's because you have to bribe him to go along with the >rape until he can afford to fix his leg.
Build's a little rough with low perception and agility. Also low int locks me out of the less violent quest solutions, though I guess that's canonical
>>42883647>locks me out of the less violent quest solutionsThat's fine in this situation though. The Khans deserve a beating.
>>42883775If you say so...
>>42883865Bloody Mess is fun. It creates so many gibs.
>>42884574Who's that mare?
>>42883865Blackjack shall drink the blood of her enemies!
>>42884808A sound idea for her cyborg form. She can use the components in their blood.
Trottenheimer's Folly acquired, I guess
>Cu-RadThe zebra equivalent of Rad-Away. It's not as potent and leaves you feeling sick after drinking it. The more rads you've accumulated, the worse it is; somepony with radiation sickness might even vomit a pile of glowing goop as active substances are purged from their body.However, since it is an alchemical compound of Radshrooms and a few other ingredients, some zebras still know how to brew it and have the needed equipment. Unlike Rad-Away that would need purified chemicals and extremely precise measurements that aren't available outside stables.
one anon went to the con and did a panel about fallout equestria last summer or something right?is there a video about it?
>>42885487Which con?
P-21 shot me in the back while we were shooting up the raiders at Irwin's place. Then Dogmeat got shredded. But it was worth it to get Vigilance. Also the withdrawal from the drugs I took while killing the deathclaw made me so stupid that I couldn't interact with any merchants or the caravan masters who gave me the quest.
Page 10 save.
Reaper quick save.
>>42886767I forgot, can Gorgon control his abilities?
>>42886901Yes, he has to look somepony in the eyes to petrify them. He only petrified the miners that refused to work. Gorgon also stopped petrifying Blackjack after she explained that he would likely petrify EC-1101 as well. It isn't stated that he stopped looking at her so it seems that he can make eye contact and just choose to not use his ability.
>>42877601Rumpage
>>42884788Some random OC, her name's Chains
Joined the Brotherhood, did the power armor quest and got surgeries to increase all my stats (except intelligence). This is the closest I can get to becoming a cyberpony in FO1.FO2 has more explicit cybernetic upgrades but they're really expensive and I don't feel like grinding through all that again so soon.
>>42887061>Stable 2 Yeah, it's probably not even a setting-friendly OC.
Fun fact: if you interact with this computer in Mariposa and pass a gambling skill check, you can hack into it via a game of blackjack. This gives you the codes to disable the yellow forcefields with a radio. This is the first and only time BJ's skill at cards has been useful for this playthrough.
>>42887474The horse always wins.
>>42887474BJ cheates in online poker because she's super lucky.
I'm making a vault tec style poster with a drawing I made of Twilight in a vault suit holding a 10mm pistol. Anyone have suggestions for horse puns or slogans or something. So far I'm thinking I might go with "equestrian lives on ...in you" unless y'all have a better idea.
>>42887607'All's mare in love and war.' 'Don't let this be the twilight of equinity.' 'Don't ask what the ministries can do for you, ask what you can do for the ministries.' 'M.A.S: Leading Equestria out of the dark.' 'Equestria's finest fight for you.' 'Stable-Tec: Survival With a Sparkle.' 'Equestrian Enchantments will triumph over Striped Superstition.' 'To the Striped, Nightmare Moon is unstoppable. To Twilight, she was just another challenge.'
Fuck the Unity and FUCK TRIXIE
That's for P-21, bitch.
>>42887665Damn these are pretty good. Thanks anon. I will probably use one and post it here sooner or later
Overall I wouldn't recommend the Blackjack build. Melee and guns don't work well together and her stat spread wasn't enough to get some of the better perks. High luck was okay for crits and special encounters. It definitely felt like Blackjack, though. I was constantly getting shot and having to chug healing items, and the drugs I took to boost my PER and DR made me too stupid to interact with others at times. Now we know why Blackjack suffered so much - she had a shit character build.
>>42888182>Rushing the game like thatImpressive.
>>42888473FO1 is a pretty short game. Shouldn't take you more than a dozen hours to get through all the locations and quests on a single character.
>>42875140I don't think it was to spite LP, from what I took from the whole thing, it was more a... He had given up ages ago and used LP as an excuse to an hero by cop, and used LP to make sure his kids were not that fucked afterwards
>>42888819
>>42875135She canonically forced underage colts to eat her ass
>>42888981IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>42888981I wonder if her marejuices taste like alcohol.
Remnants Anon here, I have remade the crew in Dust Town since Ash town is dead, I redesigned some of the main characters for I hope for is the better
>>42888819I think that just introducing his children to Littlepip, then exiting Tenpony to blow his brains out would be more dignified than what he did. He essentially made an innocent pony feel responsible for creating orphans, despite her having no choice in the matter.
>>42889189Heres Mandibelle's Crystal Pony disguise tried for a gem effect and to make it as pretty/cute as possible.
>>42889185Don't think so. She wasn't a booze a guzzler like her daughter.
>>42889030You'd be dead now if it had been you.
>>42889185P-21 torments Blackjack by pointing out that her mom tastes like apples
>>42889408nah theyd take one look at me and realise im tuff
Boo bump.
>>42885858>conbabscon I think?
>>42889825Too far for me to ever make it to one of themI never saw the panel
>>42890506She wonders where to shoot you.
>>42889190I think he had to make sure LP felt responsible for it. Her innocense/conscience on the matter didn't matter as much as making sure his kid children didn't end up out there in the wasteland, probly. And just leaving and offing himself would not have had the desired effect I think. Should probably not try to find logic on insanity, i personally liked that part due to the implications and stuff.>>42888978That lad looks distressed... I-is he going to be okay?
>>42890725>That lad looks distressed.He always does. That's his thing.
Daisy at Harmonycon next year guys
>>42891047How many males won't leave that con alive?
>>42891128Such is the price of excavating Daisy's Snowpity.
>>42890725I suppose that makes sense. Littlepip probably would have made sure that they were looked after anyway, but Monterey Jack barely knew her.
>>42891134I figured it requires to have the mentality of a suicidal lemming to like her.
>>42891047Evil ass plushmancer summons dark snowpity>>42891128None will survive
>>42891339Daisy has an exterior shankpity, with an interior snowpity according to some.
>>42891239The real Blackjack would say COMPACT in response.
>>42891047Stop resurrecting evil mares and make a Protege plush instead
>>42891770What's his story?
>>42891770On the contrary, anon should keep resurrecting evil mares. An evil mare for every anon in attendance!
is there an anon that draws fallout equestria vectors these days?I would find that very inspiring since I also want to create vectors
>>42891775A daddy issues boy.
>>42891376Her snowpity was revealed to me in a dream
>>42887665Finished the draw! Thanks for the text idea Anon
>>42891775He's Murky but better
>>42892540He's definitely hot.
>>42892540He's Murky but he'd like it if you stuck your thumb in his ponut
>>42889760Too chaotic for me.
>>42893260Is Boo retarded or something?
>>42893276She's Discord's new host.
>>42892540Would.
Velvet bump.
>>42894400Was Velvet Remedy being a 'true friend' when she befriended a wild animal which deliberately irradiated her other companions?
>>42894507In her own eyes? For sure.
Blackjack did nothing wrong.
>>42891808Is that a dead Velvet I spot in the background?
>>42895004A lof of what she did was wrong. But she also happened to do a lot of things right.
>>42895004She did everything wrong actually because she was fat
>>42895004Big if true Her fic's author on the other hand deserves the cruelest form of rape
>>42894507>picrelVelvet got smelliest and most melodic braps
>>42895004That's not true at all.Still would though.
>>42890725>>42891318On this topic can we mention how much of a stupid bitch Velvet is for pulling the whole rehab stunt right before his execution instead of waiting literally one dayLike I get she wanted Littlepip to get help and also was afraid of getting kicked out of Tenpony, but the pulling the shit she pulled was majorly fucked up and probably made everything weight on Littlepip way more than it could've
>>42895016a lot of what she did was wrong, but given her situation she handled things pretty well all things considered.
>>42895004Correct. Littlepip also did nothing wrong.
>>42895521From the top of my head: she didn't rescue Murky, Applesnack died of a tactical blunder, and there was something about Derpy, I don't remember what it was but it was serious.
>>428955311- That was a sidefic. 2- What tactical blunder did she commit? Her whole team made a ruckus when she returned, including Steelhooves himself, which likely attracted the hellhounds.3- Derpy died in New Appleloosa after creating a sonic radboom. Why is Littlepip to blame for Derpy's noble sacrifice? The real crime was referring to Derpy as Ditzy Doo to be honest.
>>42895559Ditzy didn't die in New Appleloosa wtf? last time I checked she survived and married Lionheart
>>42895582I have no idea what 'something about derpy' could refer to other than not reading past chapter 39. It is not revealed that she survived until chapter 40.
>>42895486That's when she darted LP with the darty dart, right? She likely saw the chance to knock out LP and took it, or had it already planned. Although it's odd that for someone willing to aid raiders and stuff under the guise of universal pony care, ignoring the execution knowing the dude had foals was odd. But maybe at that point the naivety was dead already, and it was a matter of: LP matters more than dude that tried to mug her after being rescued by her [Y/N]... Didn't she get county about that? I honestly can't remember much of that part hope anyone can correct me.
>>42895600That stallion is into some weird shit.
>>42895600I think Anon is retarded and we should beat him to death with hammers for not even reading the story right.
>>42895792It's too late for that. I already told Blackjack that I was mildly inconvenienced yesterday or something like that. Do your worst.
>>42895559Didn't the balefire boom eradicated the hellhound's home or something? It was like, below or nearby I don't rembeber
>>42895901God, Imagine being dommed by BJ.
>>42896080The hellhounds were living in the tunnels under the Maripony Facility. Their home was destroyed, but there were few other options that would lead to the defeat of the Goddess. If Littlepip didn't go to Maripony, there was a possibility of a balefire bomb detonation in Tenpony Tower by Red Eye.
>>42895901Nah dude BJ gonna beat the shit out of you for shit talking Littlepip.
>>42896373Unf.
>>42895016>>42895054>>42895463>>42895496Still waiting to know what she actually did wrong though
>>42892540Murky would also like that if you're gentle and also Protege
>>42896825She has a 99 upbringing. It fucked her up and caused her to do fucked up things in turn. Blackjack herself acknowledged that too.
>>42896438Blackjack has a terrible taste sometimes. Psychoshy is a total bitch.
Blackjack's early movement away from her S99 femdom mentality, besides being a major letdown for my dick, was an abrupt and unearned crisis of faith that was apropos of inadequate external stimuli to challenge what should have been a rigidly held belief. Her sputtering lack of conviction felt like it came from the author's discomfort at sustaining the character of a bigot for any duration, and so what we end up with is a character whose mental shield is more "it's not really like that" when it should have been either "it's not happening and it's good that it is" or even "it is happening and it's good that it is". By the time she listens to the audio log of her raping P-21, as satisfying as her regret is, it's still unusual and flimsy that she's at a point mentally where she's willing to consider it evidence of wrongdoing.What Blackjack did wrong was not fondling stallion's nuts in the marketplace and asking nearby mares "how much?" A) because I have a fucking fetish, and B) because the sustained tension of negotiating that character flaw alongside her growing designation as a kind of wasteland hero would have been compelling, and maybe given the bizzaro rape scene a genuine reason for existing as a crisis.
>>42897007Like what? Cheating on Morning Glory that one time? There are ponies in the wasteland that have done far worse.
>>42897693>because I have a fucking fetishThat's one way of saying that your're thinking with your dick.>fondling stallion's nuts in the marketplace and asking nearby mares "how much?"But I've got to admit that this sound hot.
>That's one way of saying that your're thinking with your dick.Yeah that's why I said it>But I've got to admit that this sound hot.Even moreso because Blackjack is still an unstoppable killer so the whole dynamic of her being this big hero who also confidently believes that stallions are property and she's too strong for anyone to do anything about it and does too much good for the world besides that is just chef's kiss.
Any fics that incorporate windigos? Been thinking about them irradiated and how horrifying that would be
>>42877601Can she show us her ass?
>>42898072Blackjack would wreck you. She's not a gentle dom.
>>42898196Are there any FoE fics that feature Hearth's Warming at all?
>>42898219haha yeah that'd be suuuper bad I'd be really messed up when she finishes with me
>>42898219This but Gin Rummy
>>42898253Don't think so. HWE was introduced long after FoE was completed. It's not really a thing in this setting.
>>42898838The episode aired in 2011! There HAS to be a story or two where it's celebrated
Merry Christmas and Hearth's Warming my pony fallout mares!
>>42898196You should write one, anone. But whatever you do, pls for the love of God don't make one of your OC's arthas's son, or impregnate illidan, or illidan's daughter who luckily got stasis'd so she could be in the current story
>>42899044Merry Pipsmas
>>42899350That's far too easy to misread as pissmas.Because I just did.
>>42897738she raped P21, crippled a filly, and got one killed because she's so monumentally stupid.
>>42897849I just realized I wrote my earlier response and accidentally forgot to give you a (you), which was not an intentional slight.
>>42898253Not really since most fics either take place during Littlepips adventures in which case the story ends in a couple months in universe or they take place before/after and in which just like having the fic take place during Littlepip they usually end in a couple months in Universe they barely last a year.
>>42899350>picHappy New Year you too, тoвapищ.
>>42899432And that's just beginning of the list!
>>42897693>By the time she listens to the audio log of her raping P-21Do you remember at what point that happened in the story?
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERBODY!To beguine such a Jolly day lets all listen to a old fandom classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2c6V2Z6MAY
>>42878228Marmalade. Too stupid to play games. I just want to be able to trust.
>>42900392>Trusting any 99 mareBold. Very bold.
>>42900111for sure friend:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/12/fallout-equestria-project-horizons/chapter-12-denialctrl+f "play with the stallions" should get you to the start of the audio log
we wish you a Merry Pipsmasand a Murky New Year
>>42900652Let enjoy the joys and prep the fireworks!
>>42900652Is that a dragon next to Pip? Who is that?
>>42901262Brimstone Blitz I thinkFrom MN7
>>42901952Would you kiss her?
>>42902384If I'd survive it in one piece, yeah.
>>42902483It's just a kiss with a fat hornlet marecel you'll survive dude
>>42901952kiss and hug her.
>>42902851>you'll survive dudeClearly you don't know much about Blackjack.That mare is deadly to be around.
>>42903343God, I love muties.
>>42903374Be nice to her, her horn is just small
>>42904046It's compact!
[bonk]
>>42904211That doesn't look healthy.
>>42904211Someone too the Heavy Handed perk
Ginger finally got more fanart.
>>42905002Who?
>>42905070The main character's squeeze from FoE Renewal
>>42905002I'd squeeze her main character if you know what I meanShe Fallout my Equestria til I Renewal
>>42905141She looks slutty.
She's such a mess.
Murky
>>42906793Best boy.
>>42907237Grok, add Jeffrey Epstein
>>42908092He's done for
>>42908092>Why do I hear Eminem all of a sudden.
>>42908712>HePretty sure that's a mare.
>>42909142There's only one way to be certain....
>>42909197>Use the Pip Test>If Pip oogles the subject, it's femaleWorks every time.
le murder mare has arrived
>>42909697That's not Blackjack.
>>42910292Blackjack is the ball buster booze queen.
>>42910292Pip is more murderous than BJ ever was.
>>42910623I think BJ has the higher head count though.
>>42910829Maybe if you count all the unintended deaths like stable 99. But Pip is the one accepting hitman contracts.Has anyone actually done a kill count comparison for them and the other protags?
>>42910829you're confusing head count with body count
>>42910829Pip has the higher shower countBJ has the higher weight count though
Stable 2 bump.
>>42912041S2 is probably the best Stable in general. It's functional and has no nightmare fuel quirk attached to it.
>>42912094Well, Stable 96 from The Fossil was kinda nice, I guess (and hope, because I'm only few chapters in right now. Maybe it's actually have some dark nightmare-fuelish secrets).
>>42907237oh man gotta love that scene when velvet put her head in a toilet and the whole room exploded
>>42912103Never read The Fossil. What's the Stable like?
>>42912103Has that fic been translated into English yet? The fanart of it looks intriguing
>>42912607I think it was for a while now.
>>42912041Velvet is a bitch.
>>42913248velvet is a cow
>>42913248>>42913699She raped me
>>42912544It's purpose was to save equestrian culture, education, etc. Main hero dislikes constant classical music, and all that 'high culture' stuff. She escapes right at the start, so not much details as of chapter 7.Interesting thing – zebras were bombing nearby and poneis were quite late with evacuation, so some radiation and fire shit happened at higher levels, part of first generation of stable dwellers died, trying to stop it and after that overmare ruled to concrete exit to higher levels, so they don't have a normal way out. And lost quite a few things during fire.All in all, comparing to many other stables not so bad.
>>42912607Go give it a try:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/71675/fallout-equestria-the-fossil
>>42914247>Incomplete>Last update may 2013Damn it.
>>42914621Fuck. Then learn russian, I guess.
>>42914621>>42914700Just feed that thing into DeepL already, we live in the future.
>>42914244>comparing to many other stables not so badEven the bad ones were not meant to be bad initially. Because unlike the Vault ones in the original, the CMC genuinely tried to find solutions for a better future and all of their Stables had safety and bailout mechanisms installed. Some Stables merely turned to shit because the original message was lost over the generations or the safety mechanisms failed due to some unforeseen complications.
I've only ever read Horizons, but does Pip ever actually get laid during the events of FoE? I'm aware she gets turned down by Velvet, and that other canons like Horizons at least hook her up with their OCs.
>>42914935Read it yourself. Original FoE is short.
>>42914935Chapter 20.5
>>42914949kek, but in all seriousness the writing style was not quite for me.>>42914953thanks, took me a sec but I got it
Velvet is a pretty pony.
so like where was fallout equestria originally posted?
>>42915717Google Docs. It is no longer available on there though.
>>42915211shes a cow
>>42915543What does frate mean? Is it like bro, as in fraternal?
>>42916098Why a cow in particular?
Littlebump.
shes a snake and shes a cow
>>42916853>3122x4290That's a big Pip.
>>42891239Elf comic vibes.
>40%Weak shit, our whiskey queen would not be pleased.Although... I do enjoy several of JD's offerings. Not great, not terrible, right?
>>42917914I think Wild Turkey is the agreed-upon human equivalent to Wild Pegasus whiskey.
>>42917914I really like the Tennessee apple. I just imagine that to be the flavor of most liquor in FoE.
>>42917620Which ones?
Congratulations Fallout Equestria thread, you've made it through another year.End of next year will mean 15 years of FoE, which is kinda terrifying
Every year, your warcrime counter resets.
>>42919689That's not how this works.
>>42914935>I've only read horizonsHow did you make it past chapter 40?
Protagonist bump.
Oh dear...
>>42920648BJ better be drunk for this.
>>42920907When is she not?
>>42920930When she kills children.
>>42920426Never seen one in the middle who is she?
>>42921026Is it the one from heroes?
>>42921364Yep.
Gin Rummy saying hi to the new colt
Fishy bump.
>>42921711>"Hello, new meat."
>>42922543>Go Fish>look inside>never once gone fishin'
>>42922543>>42922940Blackjack only played cards like once in the entire story. It's fucking Fallout, there should have been an arc where she finds a casino and wins a bunch of caps.
>>42922999She was too distracted by Caprice to entertain herself with cards.
>>42922999Her luck was too bad for gambling
>>42921026Yeah that's Hired Gun from Heroes, the pic messed up her proportions though as she's canonically twice the entire casts size.
>>42923049she'd probably lose at cards and then end up in a firefight that results in her inheriting the entire casino
>>42923340>>42923445But isn't luck the whole point of her character?
>>42923604it's a certain breed of cursed luck that simultaneously gifts her far more than is reasonable or proportionate and also still gives her something she can angst about
She had too much to drink and passed out
>>42924133kek
>>42923386I never read Heroes is she Saddle Arabian or is she like Fancy Pants and Fleur where she's just really tall for no reason
>>42924373she has more of a big mac build, big and tough
>>42924378>Big bulky gun mareHot.
>>42924133>All the eggs
lmao which one of you advertised the game on /v/?
>>42923386Hired Gun is a big chungus mare
>>42924647>lmao which one of you advertised the game on /v/?Me, of course. Do you like this ad more than the previous one?
>>42924969I like this one
>>42925040Based.
The only good character from The Chrysalis got some new art
>>42925457Man, that mare is into some rough sex play.
>>42925457fuck you, I like whisper
>>42925768You must like Morning Glory too, since you're into boring ponies
>>42925836as a mater of fact, I hate her
>>42924969Do you have data on how many anons clicked it?
Hello /foe/, it's been a while. How are you all doing?
>>42925836>boring poniesYou mean ponies who don't tear you apart at first sight.
>>42925836>>42925457That's a big mareGive me the QRD
>>42925882Doing fine. And you?
Wasteland bump.
>>42926030Fatjack
>>42927054The jaw is too masculine.
>>42926030Who is the dark one?
>>42925872>Do you have data on how many anons clicked it?7431 clicks: 6006 on mobile, 1425 on desktop.Here is some breakdown by countries if anyone wants to see it. https://files.catbox.moe/guluyt.txt
>>42927065That's because for this unneeded crossover chapter she has a big 'ol dick and she's going to have sex with your butt using it.
>>42927236Midnight
>>42927270Ew.
>>42927248Do phonefags click far more ads for some reason or are we just completely overrun by them?
>>42928129>Do phonefags click far more ads for some reasonThere are two times more mobile users than desktop users in /v/ and /vg/, and they click ads two times more often.In /mlp/ there are more desktop users than mobile users according to the Christmas ads.
>>42928204>In /mlp/ there are more desktop users than mobile users according to the Christmas ads.Maybe there's some hope for this board after all.
SOON
>>42928765When does it arrive?
>>42929161Well FoE started in April 2011, so I guess we'll have to wait a few months before the megaspells start falling
>>42929524You're a real pro if your story ticks both 'everybody dies' and 'only one-off' characters die'.
>>42929524Middle row is FoEBottom row is Project HorizonsSecond row down is...Pink Eyes?
>>42930000Littlepip isn't pacifist
>>42930315But Velvet is. The box doesn't say main character.
why is he so perfect bros?
>>42930694Honorary snowpity (radpity) from being so effeminate
>>42930694Because you're gay.
>>42929524What do I win?
>>42931033free draw of your main cast
>>42931076I haven't thought that much about how they look like since it doesn't really affect the story in any way, but I guess I can describe the main trio.The main character is a Kirin, Stream Song. Originally from a tribe, he's wandered the Wasteland as a merc for a year or two before the start of the story. As an excellent shot, he uses a big rifle and prefers to keep his distance - and not only in battle because ponies can't tell he's a he unless they're familiar with kirin. Not all of his tribal beliefs are just superstition as he does receive the occasional boon from the spirits of nature, whatever's left of them anyways, in exchange of an offering of food or valuables. He's betrayed by his employer at the very start of the story and gets sold to slavery. This, combined with ponies' disrespect for his tribal ways, left him just short of outright hating ponies. Especially unicorns.The second character and his first companion is a bit of a donut steel. Nia, short for Antonia. She is a zebra matriarch. Princess, even, as she is the daughter of a queen, but she will ask you to not call her that since she does know that princess means something quite different to ponies. She's a bit taller than average and knows almost everything there is to know about alchemy. She always has her saddlebags with her, full of potions, vials, herbs, mushrooms, and every other kind of alchemical ingredient and concoction. She prefers diplomacy to violence, but is not afraid of getting her hooves dirty if need be and, with the help of her brews, is more than capable of punching though even power armor. She also carries a submachine gun, just in case.Rounding off the trio is Star Seeker, a peppy pegasus mare from a stable. The Wasteland hasn't quite stripped her of her innocence and naivety just yet so she's a bit too friendly and trusting and also doesn't respect personal space as much as she should. She dreams of seeing the night sky - for real, and not just the short peeks and glimpses she's got when she braved the Enclave's wrath by flying up to the top edge of the clouds. She's also the only one who wants to know what happened before the end since she still considers herself a citizen of Equestria - and the Crystal Empire, since she is a crystal pony. Not that it makes much of a difference with the Empire long gone. But it does mean she makes Stream watch the memory orbs she thinks might be interesting and tell her about those, whenever he begrudgingly agrees to it, at least.There's also a fourth character who's kind of a part of the main cast. She's a mind raped green alicorn. Nia captures her with the help of some paralyzing venom and a blowpipe and then experiments on her to find a way to break her free of the hivemind. She's ultimately successful, but has to dig deep into forbidden, dark magic and as a result the success comes at a heavy cost.
>>42929524Do I get a award too?
>>42931397write down your cast
>>42929913Only one-off characters die during the course of the story and then everybody dies at the end.
>>42929913>every character MC meets are one-off characters who die immediately
>>42932048Oh God no.
>>42929913Just make a pre-war story full of one-off characters who all die in a balefire blast.
>>42933239Now that would be cool. Like a collage of the last day in Manehattan, with every chapter focusing on the final hours of a different character.
radioactive bump
>>42933299>be calm weather>you are the chief weather coordinator for the maneathan region>it’s a cozy job away from the front lines>in a couple days, you will be overseeing the hurricane to bring fresh water from the maneathan reservoir up to cloudsdale>the cloud city has been needing more and more water to produce their newfangled cloudship>you can already see it just east of canterlot, shouldn’t be more than a week till it arrivesBeep>you take a sip from your cup of coffee, you should go buy some more grain after your shiftBeep>yawning, you wonder if clear skies will be with the cloudsdale weather team when they arrive, you always liked that gal.Beep>you notice a red light on your emergency radio blinking red which it only does when the emergency stations are broadcasting>next drill is supposed to be in 2 weeks.CLICK-epeats. Attention to every able pegasus, begin emergency protocol shutterfly, then seek your nearest ministry information point for guidance, everypony else, please seek your nearest ministry information point for guidance. Message repeats. Atten->shutterfly?
>>42933700>of course like every equestrian pegasus, you’ve been briefed on the emergency protocols but this one, closing up the sky to confuse zebra seeking missiles? Looking up at the window, you think that surely this must be a mis->cloudsdale is gone.>where the city used to be, all you see is a sphere of bright and sickly green colors.>you cannot move>you cannot breath>your eyes stay fixed on the expanding fireball as in the periphery of your vision, a shield is starting to form around canterlot>they wouldn’t have>they couldn’t>how could they hit cloudsdale?>you are snapped out of your trance by the door to your office slamming openCalm! We have to move! Shutterfly started!>looking back you can see merry may, you second in command, tears are streaming from her eyes like they are from yours but hers hold a look of both panic and determinationCome one, there isn’t much time, we need to protect maneathan>flying from your window, you both take flight towards the harbor where dozens of pegasi are already making clouds and hauling them up to blanket the sky>as you both get to work doing the same, you can see ponies on the ground running every which way, you hear talk about the stables and mothers assuring their child that it will be okay>for everypony’s sake, you hope they are right>as you work on the cloud cover, you can’t shake the afterimage of the explosion, it’s like having stared at the sun for too long, only, if you look to where the city was, it’s not the sun that you see but a sickly rainbow cloud going up high into the sky and down into the valley>as you go down for the last round of clouds, merry may starts to tell you something>what it was gets lost on you when a second green sun appears, this one much closer>reflexively, you try to look at it only to be blinded by the sphere engulfing all of the town’s center>only a second later, you are hit by the heatwave of the bomb, setting every hair and feather on your body ablaze, the pain is unbearable, you start to fall blindly, losing control of your flight as you burn up>about midway trough your fall, the world that had fallen dead silent erupts as you are hit by the shockwave of the bomb, like a million thunderstrikes, it extinguishes the fires but reduces every bones in your body to pulp>as you finish falling, blind and dying, you think of the zebras>none of it mattered, shutterfly, the ministries, the cloudships>they were already there in the middle of the cities ready to blow it all up>damn them all to tartarusthis was my first time writefagging, hope it's not too bad to read
>>42931505is this steelhooves?
>>42932048Someones been hitting the snack cakes.
>>42933707It's pretty good for a first shot. Also,>damn them all to tartarusThis. It still hits to read about the apocalypse.
>>42932048It is always morally correct to eat raiders.
>>42934219That's how you get raider rabies.
Wasteland bumo.
Would you a ghoul pone?
>>42934901Nah, I know how corpses smell like.
>>42934901That depends strongly on the physical state of the ghoul. If the ghoul is still close to the original state, I don't see why not.
>>42933937Could be. But I think it's just meant to be a generic Applejack Ranger.
>>42935657Not fat enough
>>42935984But Littlepip is supposed to be the fat one
>>42936243Says who?
>>42936538>>42936243Make 'em both fat!
>>42936538>Short>Prone to addiction>Talented at breaking into locked containers full of preserved junk foodIf there's any waste horse who would get fat, it'd be her
Progress is coming on the Gin Rummy lifesize
>>42937086>Gin Rummy>not Marmalade
>>42933707good shit anon
>>42934901I don't think I would, no
when you're exploring with your buddy but it's too dark to fucking see anything
>>42934901Are ghouls carrying diseases?
>>42937410I could...
>>42938266>Hopelessly addicted doormat level sub>But actual life size plush makerHow can a single person be so gay and based at the same time?
>>42937839does it smell like mint?
>>42937839who are those ponies?
>>42938574It's Protege (the best pony) and also some green guy
>>42938785>ProtegeNever understood if that name is ironic or not. Is he actually protected, or just a slave with a joke for a name?In case you couldn't tell, I didn't read the book.
>>42938948it might be protégé in the sense personal apprentice since red eye took him under his wing
>>42938785I'm only on chapter 10 of murky but I really am starting to love him, despite the drastic measure he took.
Busy until Harmonycon
>>42939083you use any socials where you post those plushies?
>>42938976He gets more endearing with each chapter IMO
I did not care for Protege.
>>42939847You are incorrect
>>42939847Chainlink Shackles please go
>>42939847I have no opinion one way or the other.
>>42938948It's both, his character is being Red Eye's personal Twiggie.
>>42939267I'm on X (Formerly Twitter) @mechanequusBut I haven't kept up with making many plushes lately since Daisy and the Overmare
>>42940722>Red Eye is a literal faggotThat wouldn't surprise me at all.
>>42941081Red Eye is Protege's mentor and father-figure. No, they're not fucking. Protege doesn't get any romantic interests in the fic (fuck off Murky shippers).Red Eye belongs with Littlepip anyways
>>42941270Nah, Red Eyes is only true love is a 10mm slug between the eyes.
>>42941270>Red Eye belongs with LittlepipThat's a strange way to write Calamity.
>>42941682Too rotten. Woudn't. That's a health hazard.
>>42941682I'd be afraid to hurt her
>>42942059>>42942169Ghoul pones need love too! You'll be fine
>>42942328as my biggest act of love i will take the sin on my soul and end her suffering
>>42942486Just buy her a Sparkle Cola Rad, it'll cheer her up in no time.
*Murks into action*
>>42941270>fuck off Murky shippersReally strange to tell the author to fuck off
>>42942887Murky is explicitly paired with Unity in the fic, the Protege shippers are all fans
>>42943110>Murky is explicitly paired with UnityHe literally gets more physical with protege and actively explicitly tells her to fuck off lmao
>>42943110>Murky is explicitly paired with Unity in the ficHow does that even work? Unity is a clusterfuck of a being that's dominated by Trixie.
>>42943242Kinda based, but also gay.
I know I wouldI don't know if I could
>>42943538t. didnt read
>>42944327A good corrective hate fucking is all she needs.
>>42943538different Unity
>>42944492She'd be the one saying that about you, Anon.
>>42944327The biggest question is: Pre-Raider or Post-Raider?
>>42930000Bottom row could be Heroes too, don't think the rows or columns are meant to correspond to anything though.
>>42944787Didn't she got gassed?
>>42944780Maybe. But I'm right.
>>42944787I could save her
>>42944935You have to fuck the 99 out of her first.
>>42945077No let that part stay, at least some of it
>>42945429But that's the part that will fuck you (over).