Are you sleeping well, Anon?
wrong, that pony is deceased
>>42876389I haven't had a good night's sleep in over a decade
>>42876389I can barely stay awake!
>>42876389HAH! No.
>>42876422you should try taping your mouth, it helps
>>42876542how?
>>42876389Last Christmas, I received my very own Cuddle Lyra plush. The gifter isn't in the fandom, so I have to wonder what their intentions were when buying me a pony plushie with such sultry eyes.Nevertheless, on the first night with Lyra, I did as was expected and held her in my arms. It was a little awkward at first, but we both got the hang of it.Naturally, due to her expression and lascivious design, I couldn't help myself and began to kiss her. I pressed my lips into Lyra's soft plushie muzzle for at least three minutes.By the end of it, I was leaking pre-cum and had to clean myself up.I've slept with Lyra every* day now for almost a year. We kiss passionately every night before bed. I stroke her mane and tell her how much I love her. I get lost in her eyes. It's a magical sensation, being able to feel your mare's weight on your chest.There are some nights when I dream about having sex with Lyra. We go at it for what feels like hours. Whenever I wake up, I try to fall back asleep fast so I can get back to pounding her butt.There are some nights when I've been away from home, without Lyra. Whenever I sleep during those nights, I have horrible nightmares.Although I fear I may have conditioned myself to need Lyra to sleep properly, I don't see it as too much of an issue.
>>42876623pic or it didnt happen
>>42876623I'm afraid to tell you that you've got brain damage and have been sleeping with other males so you're a faggot.
>>42876673She's such a cutie.
>>42876389No, not really. :(
>>42876389My haunting guilty conscience precludes me from doing so. Not even sleeping pills help anymore.
I frequently lie down in bed at 3am and I'm still awake by the time the sun comes up. You tell me.
>>42876955now post the cum stains, faggot
>>42876955Where did they even find such a plush?
>>42876389Depends. How's waking up 4-5 times a night?
>>42877134Why are you using such language? To feel as if you are superior to me? There's no reason to be upset and argue. Let us speak as equals as Faust intended. I only hold love in my heart for you.>>42877153I had mentioned to them that I had purchased a Derpy plush from Symbiote Studios a couple months prior to Christmas. Derpy is a standing plush, so she stays on my shelf (although I do boop her sometimes).
>>42877714Boop her with what, Anon...
>>42878280My finger. I was under the assumption that this was what booping meant, but the ellipsis at the end of your sentence leads me to believe there are other, more shady methods.What do other people boop with?
>>42878280Hoof
