>for the entirety of the show's run people think that Scootaloo's parents neglect and abuse her>Hasbro goes ahead and makes that canonWhat were they thinking?
>>42883926>What were they thinking?>ThinkingLol, lmao
>>42883926>ever since Twilicorn fans say Twilight will regrettably outlive her friends>Hasbro canonizes it
>>42883926>ever since the Grand Galloping Gala fans theorize Rarity’s standards in stallions are too high and she’ll end up a spinster>Hasbro canonizes it
This is called listening to your fans! That's what they're supposed to do.
>>42883982>listened to the fans and stuck her with the neglectful lesbian aunts instead
>>42883983Well they're not going to listen that much, you'll get a morsel or two.
It's literally magic world.Also Zecora episode poison joke make applejack smol, couldn't she synthesize a brew to make Scootaloo wing bigger?
>>42883929Fippy bippy
>>42883982They should have had Dash's parents adopt her. They already loved her more than her real parents.
>>42884057That would've been kino, true.
>>42884057ye
>>42884057But they're fucking weirdos
>>42884057>>42884073Should've canonized DashXSoarin and have them adopt her
>>42884073They didn't hesitate to show her the praise she desperately needed.
>>42884083No see with her parents you can still do that stupid "scootaloo might have to move away" plot.
>>42883926I actually like Scootaloo having weak/handicapped wings opposed to her being a late bloomer. Bite me. Scoot having lesbian aunts sucks tho.
>>42884234>someone catch meShe can canonically glide"Scootaloo falls to her death" is dumb
>>42883926It would have been based if they actually did it right
>>42884291thisthey decided to open the pandora's box but in a weird way (with >aunts and aussie parents NOT being directly confronted for their neglecful treatmemt of their ONLY (AND DISABLED) CHILD)
>>42884073compared to a couple of lesbos, they are much better
>>42883926Scootaloo was condemned to eternal suffering.>confirm Scoots is 100% permanently disabled>confirm that she does in fact have parents, but they don't love her or care about her>confirm that she does have family, but they also don't care about her>confirm that her career is not something cool but in fact that she's stuck being a teacher at Twilight's school of migrants and pony apologists>also imply her idol might end up a childless dyke with no nieces or nephews for Scoot to look after
>>42884073>Random disabled child shows up on your doorstep, screaming nonstop>Immediately take her in with zero hesitation, show her her hero's old room and make her lunch >Handmake a hat and flags to cheer her on in schoolDash's parents get too much flak, like Pinkie's. They're good ponies.
>>42884245When does she ever glide? I know she hovers by flapping for a very limited amount of time, which is more believable since gliding requires a large wingspan.>>42883986I assume permanent magical alterations are the same as forcing a cutie mark, impossible without curses, dark magic, or being god's chosen (twilicorn).
>>42884321You aren't wrong but you also proved his point, that is weirdo behavior
>>42883982Fans are retarded
>>42884348Not in a high trust society.
>>42883926not canon
>>42884245She can even hover for a little.
>>42884320Very realistic. This is what life is like for many people out there. Not something you want to stick in childish escapism from this hellscape we're forced to exist in.
What makes impossible to adult Scootaloo to be able to somehow fly? There's a canon pegasus with smalls wings and a big ass body who can do it
Sadly the most realistic outcome for Scoots is that comic where she wants the buyer to at least say her wings are pretty. At least if you're going to canonize parents being neglectful of a literal disabled child in supposed utopian fantasy land.
>>42884386>something something about magic influx of keratin in her feathers is damaged due "genetics" or something.
>>42884392Nah is not my headcanon in mine sooner or later she flies
>>42884073Do you think Windy will show her butt to her daughter's fans?
>>42884420anon, they don't normally wear clothes
"In my dreams I fly."
>>42883926episode about Scoots' parents is probably thr first time I actually got butthurt over quality of writing in the showgenuinely awful, I refuse to believe they weren't trying to deliberately make orfan's life worse by giving her living family members that don't care about hergoddamn Haber this shit sucks FUCK
>>42884467I know how you feel. I don't think it's objectively the worst written episode of the show, but it is genuinely the only one that made me feel sick watching it.I don't what the fuck kind of relationship that writer has with his parents but it must be seriously fucked up.
>>42884694Seems like Haber created real art here. Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. And, my friend, were too comfortable.
>>42884701I know you're just memeing but I've always hated that argument when it comes to art. Looking at a pile of vomit makes me feel disgusted, that doesn't mean it's art.
>>42884712>>42884701art can and should disturb when it wants to say somethingjust showing bad writing skills because people liked previous writers is retarded
>>42884348They were smart enough to recognize that if any kid is acting like that there's probably something fucked up going on with their home life, clearly.
>>42884899>wonderbolts recruiter>not a fucking stunt performerBro
>>42884908It was clearly written by someone who hadn't watched past season four, prease understand...
>>42884929Because as we know Scootaloo's talent for riding a scooter was only established in season 6.
>>42884386His entire existence was a roid joke for haha small wing look at his muscles small wing LOLmeanwhile in eggs he gets derpy gf.
>>42884942Who is scootaloo?
>>42884960>eggs
>>42884964Some cripple, idk
>>42884964Dash's kid
>>42884942DYEWTS?
>>42885060I can see now why you fail the new captcha a bunch.
>>42885003right back at you faggot. eggs is closer in spirit to pony than anything past season 3.
It was so fucking funny to see Scootaloo's parents behave like utter incomprehensible extraterrestrials. Haber was trying so hard to figure out how human emotions work. Maybe we should praise him for the attempt?
>>42884701If I throw shit at the wall and call it art because it gets a reaction... sure
>>42884701>too comfortable.Nigga mulp DID comfort the disturbed. That was the point. It laid a warm blanket on us in a cold world.What Haber did was the opposite.
>>42885105barbie is shit and worse than S8-9now please kill yourself
>>42885154aint gonna kill myself because you have god awful taste. you can go suck an namefags cock
>>42885154>barbie is shit and worse than S8-9You can't mean that
>>42885164That is some serious mental illness. Why are ponies ever expected to take second fiddle to non-pony? How did this shift in messaging happen?
>>42885174sounds of silence mogs all of EqG>>42885164this is a pony board, not a barbie boardI'm sorry that I stay on topic here
>>42885179Because Haber wrote AIDS. Which was tolerable for a moment because the art style, but then they changed that too. Your tism cannot save the Haber era from being garbage.
>>42885179past season 3 is a humiliation ritual. >>42885182>posts a kirin
>>42885182SoS is overrated.Besides,>hey i put a chocolate chip in the turd so that makes it ok nowYes. Food analogy. But mostly fecal analogy so I'm taking liberty.
>>42883926>thinkingKek. This is Hasbro
>>42885193>>posts a kirinkirins are closer to ponies than barbies and creatures>>42885196>SoS is overrated.SoS is politically based>Yes. Food analogy. But mostly fecal analogy so I'm taking libertytoilet analogy is below food analogy
>>42885207>and creaturesImplying these "honorary ponies" aren't creatures.
>>42885207>toilet analogyThe source material requires that I use this.
>>42883926lmao
>>42885225>Implying these "honorary ponies" aren't creatures.Anon, kirins are Asians and Asians are considered honorary white by both right and left>>42885227>
