>Anon…you wanna do what to those cute, innocent, cartoon horses?
>>42884133I read some TransformersXMLP fan fiction as a kid where unicorn blood was powerful enough to reactivate a Transformer, and now I want to see a Decepticon energy plant where they're harvested like horseshoe crabs.
>>42884133cuddle and snuggle them, for they are cute.
>>42884133SEX WITH LAUREN FAUST (OLD)
>>42884133I want to rape them
>>42884133I want to get married to one of them
>>42884133I booped them. I booped them all. They're booped, every single one of them. And not just the stallions, but the mares, and the foals too.
>>42884243They're adorable, and I booped them like they're adorable. I LOVE THEM.
>>42884243>I booped them. I booped them all.MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
this is a good thread.
>>42884133Everything. From flying kites with Glimmy to plapping Glimmy. From reading books with Twi to plapping Twi. From feeding animals with Shy to plapping Shy. And si on for every pony. And everything in between. I want mares on my face. And in my heart Plus I kinda wanna h-hold some h-hooves, too
>le male sexuality is BAD!!!
this is a shit thread
>>42884273>boop Slinky Linky>her back end falls off
>>42884707>Anon, I think I lost something
>>42884711Not to worry, I am still booping half a mare.
Mommy sex
Did I ever tell you the Tragedy of Celestia the Fat?
>>42884133>From the same video as the post a couple years agoI'd still like to see her in leather
>>42884707The longer you boop Slinky Linky, the more her spring tenses up. With enough booping, you would be able to use Slinky Linky as a battering ram.
>>42884133I wanna rape em!
>>42884715>unf
>>42884133Better to do it to cartoon horses than to real people.
explode.
>>42885513this anon is a muslim
>>42884715AWOOOGA
>Can't even talk about the captcha in a neutral wayFuck you janny
>>42885533What baffles me is the method to make 4chan appear more active than it is is driving users away.
>>42885533>known shitposter posts off-topic meta garbage in unrelated thread>wtf why [Deleted]
>>42885573>/mlp/ is serious business. You can't make fun of some retard for failing at a captcha. It's off topic. Chill out faggot it's not that serious. Now stop simping for the jannies.
>>42885519La ilaha illa marha wa marha rasulat Faust.
>>42885595>>/mlp/ is serious businessit isnow post Lauren Faust, faggot
>>42885621You start.
>>42885631
>>42885621Fine faggot
>>42885661why would she be ashamed of being naked when all ponies are naked? just some psychology lingering from her human form?
Lauren makes these threads to see if anons wanna fuck her.
>>42885849No eggs left
>>42885849>Lauren makes these threadsno proofs>>42885874she's not a fucking chicken
>>42884133
>>42885881>no proofssure, Lauren
>>42885849Wanting to fuck your mom is weird.
>>42884133Things.
>>42886044If it's weird why do people keep commiting incest even today?