Does Princess Luna ever actually sleep?
>>42885157no princess celestia forces her to stay awake because she is le evil!
Did Princess Luna really hold her breath for one thousand years?
>>42885157>The Princess of the Night's head slowly dips, her eyelids fluttering closed."Getting tired, Moonbutt?">Luna forces her eyes open, fighting the heaviness of her eyelids. "We are feeling... grand, human.""Cute." You glance at the clock, forty-three hours. "It's been almost two days straight. You're holding up well, Luna, but I think the bet's mine. Humans can outlast alicorns when it comes to staying awake.">"Is that so?" Luna murmurs, her voice slurring slightly as she straightens with visible effort. "One does think... he could beat the Princess of the Night herself?""Yeah, it's pretty easy," you shrug, smirking. "Just don't get tired.">"Pray tell, Anonymous..." She tilts her head, her mane shimmering like a fragment of the starry sky. "Dost thou feel... lucid?""Lucid as fuck.">"We see...">With a slow grace, Luna rises to her hooves and approaches. The air feels thicker, charged with her authoritative presence. She leans in close, so close-her breath warm against your skin, before pressing her lips to yours in a gentle yet insistent kiss that guides you onto your back.>Your eyes widen as she pins you down with a hoof, her gaze intense and half-lidded."Luna...">"Occurrences such as this," she whispers, her voice soft as velvet, "only take place in one's wildest dreams... Are we not correct?">The realisation hits you like cold water.>You bolt upright with your heart pounding, finding yourself sprawled on the living room floor.>Luna is curled asleep on the sofa, a faint, contented smile on her muzzle as she snores softly, her chest rising and falling in peaceful rhythm."Shit..." you mutter, rubbing your eyes. "Who won the bet...?"
Luna probably does the horse thing where she is dozing with open eyes
>>42885358>no teethbri'ish innit
>>42885364>doesn't know horse anatomy SHAME
>>42885157I head canon that she sleeps in the day.
>>42885358This needs sound effects
She was sleeping through most of A Canterlot Wedding events.
>>42885483>refuses to attend her sister's "adopted niece"'s wedding and just sleeps for a fucking daybased snooty
>>42885555the wedding is clearly optional if Princess Luna and Prince Blueblood didn't go to it. (and totally not because of the writers forgetting them both during the making of it)
>>42885208Yes.
>>42885157DYEWTS
>>42885358>me in about 15 minutesgoodnight /mlp/
>>42885834nini
>>42885341Feelsome and wholesome
>>42885341neutral and whateversome
>>42885697How?
>>42885341I want this to happen to me
>>42887283then kill yourself
>>42887275Just don't breathe? It's not that hard, anon.
>>42887461Dreamers gonna dream
