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Which of them (other than Pinkie) had foals before they died? And don't gimme your shitty waifu biases, I'm trying to be realistic.

MOST people have children, so statistically at least 3 or 4 of the Mane 6 would have let a giant stallion cock ram into them and blow hot loads inside their womb at some point, while they were in a desperate quivering heat. Question is, which among them managed this feat before the end of her days....?
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>>42887592
>Applejack
4 children.
>Fluttershy
3 children.
>Pinkie Pie
7 children.
>Rarity
1 child.
>Twilight Sparkle
2 children.
Rainbow Dash
No children. Damn.
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>>42887592
Twilight went back in time to give birth to Celestia and Luna after being impregnated by starswirl
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Applejack definitely wants to have kids, even if she's with Rainbow Dash. Unless they have some magic to help out she's probably just letting some dude they both trust hit that.
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>>42887613
AJ signed a stud contract with a nice stallion from another agricultural clan to have a few foals, they're legally hers and rainbow's but biologically apple and ???
The foals call Applejack mama and rainbow dam
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>>42887617
The Strawberry clan I hope.
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>>42887592
They were all sterilized by exposure to the intense Friendship radiation Twilight emits as an Alicorn Printcess. Pinkie managed to squeeze out one before the buildup shriveled her ovaries and turned her fallopian tubes into dried out party streamers...but he's kind of a 'tard.

This would have happened to Fluttershy even without Twilight becoming radioactive because Discord emits his own Chaos radiation. Fuck around with Maiar-level beings and find out.

If you like the idea of Applejack & Dash hooking up they could just adopt. If not, AJ adopts by herself because they need more farm slaves. Apple Bloom OD's and dies young. Opiate addiction effects us all.

If single, Dash gives zero fucks and stays foal-free.
Scootaloo falls in love with the first loser to ask her out and drops her Dash worship. She has 8 foals with 3 stallions who all cheat and lives a disappointing trailer-park life...Fat as Fuck.

Rarity never considers it because foals are noisy & gross, but Sweetie Belle has foals, having spent less time exposed to Twilight's radiation.

Twilight has Princesseseeessss shit to do. If she has any maternal urge she inflicts it on her students.
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>>42887592
>Applejack, 3 foals
Would need to settle down and pop out some foals if only to carry the farm on for another generation. She's got a sedentary and predictable lifestyle, so finding a stallion wouldn't be the hardest thing in the world. If worst comes to worst, she could pull a third cousin from a distant part of the Apple family tree.
>Fluttershy, 1 foal
She's also got a simple lifestyle staying in one place; she wouldn't have trouble attracting a shy stallion with few ambitions. However, you can't assume Fluttershy would actually have foals. Her maternal instincts are already more than satisfied by her animals, and any hypothetical foal she'd have would probably be one of nature's happy accidents during unprotected hippy sex with her husband.
>Twilight, 0 foals
She wouldn't be able to get over the mental block of recognising that she'd outlive her family. Even if she had a miracle alicorn foal like Cadence (which isn't likely, since Cadence is literally a fertility goddess and princess of sexo), Twilight would inevitably outlive her husband. No, that level of commitment and intimacy would be too much to give up, so Twilight would content herself with being the princess of merely friendship.
>Pinkie, 7 foals
Much cream into her pie creates many little foal munchkins to help in the kitchen. Despite what's shown in Baby Cakes, Pinkie does have a talent for dealing with foals once they reach walking-and-talking age, and she already has a family-oriented mindset and provider attitude. If any of the M6 is a baby-making machine, it's Pinkie.
>Rarity, 2 foals
Rarity's always been more motivated by the ideal of romance and love than intrinsic desire. She'd have a few foals simply because it's the "thing to do", and of course to support her husband (whom she'd have no trouble attracting). Make no mistake: Rarity would cherish her foals as the most precious things in the world and would sacrifice all she has for them. It's simply that too many foals can get messy, darling, and the rambunctious ones can cause difficulty in public, and of course one would need to arrange foalsitting appointments while she's at high-society events...
>Rainbow Dash, 2 foals
Rainbow still holds some misgivings about being raised as an only foal and would swear to give any of her foals siblings. That being said, wouldn't settle down until she's older and had her fill of flying. It would also be difficult for Rainbow to find a stallion who could keep up with her (read: get along with her attitude well enough to tie the knot). Believe it or not, Rainbow Dash is very picky about ponies! Ironically, once she settled down, it would be another kind of race to pump her foals out before her age becomes too debilitating, a fate Windy Whistles narrowly avoided.
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>>42887677
>the princess of friendship is really just the princess of the friendzone
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>>42887617
the foals call Applejack mom and Rainbow dash by her name
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>>42887592
Twilight is definitely foalless because of alicorns' questionable fertility
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>>42887592
Dashie has a child young, and basically treats them like her parents treated her. For her, the thrill of having her own mini-me is the greatest thing in life.
Jackie spits out a foal late in her life but misses the chance to have them during her young adult years because she hyperfocuses on the farm and adventuring. The foal always feels awkward because it is obvious they are there to guarntee that there's an inheritor to the farm and not there out of true desire. I know the Apple Family as a whole is gigantic and seems to have lots of kids, but there is not a single trait from AJ that suggests she would actively seek out having a relationship with a stallion, or one night stands, but she's also incredibly utilitarian-focused for her family so would eventually do one out of necessity. Applebloom and Big Mac would be more likely to have a traditionally large family.
Ponk easily has four or five kids. And she also has the sense to intentionally stop there because while she loves motherhood she's not going to start sacrificing the quality of love she can give to her foals, and everyone else she cares about in Ponyville, just to have a bigger quantity. She's a baker, she's perfectly positioned to understand the importance of love and care in the sliding scale between quantity and quality.
Fluttershy dies alone. With Discord they're just not going to be sexually compatible and Discord is too selfish to deal with a child anyway, without Discord Flutters does not have the self confidence to actively get into the dating market. (This is where I insert my wish fulfillment headcanon that she and Dashie get together and Flutters rounds out Dashie's extremeness while raising Dash's kid).
Rarity has two foals late in life like Jackie, but lavishes and spoils them, possibly to excess. She's likely to just get fertilized in either a fling or a relationship once her business endeavors are a bit more self-running, and while she inevitably is disgusted at the idea at first, social pressure encourages her to keep the foals, and they gradually become the joyful center of her life once said foals are around the age we see Swibbles in Season 1.
If we go with Twilight being truly immortal she never has kids, she's already experienced losing her friends to age and couldn't take that again. If she ages and dies normally, she probably adopts a foal just so her castle doesn't feel empty as Spike becomes his own adult.
Bonus:
Applebloom absolutely has a traditional large apple family. If she doesn't ever move away from Ponyville, her foals might see AJ's kid like one of their own siblings.
Scootaloo has a foal young in life as well, but who knows how that goes.
Sweetie Belle has a normal family with two or three foals. If she never leaves ponyville this probably happens young, if she takes advantage of her sister's connections and travels Equestria's bigger cities it takes a bit longer, but she's still going to settle for a stallion and family eventually.
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>>42887592
Luna and Celestia go on to have no foals and spend suspicious amounts of time in each other's rooms at their residence in Foalida
Cadence and Shining armour have 2 foals after flurry heart, princess skyla their second and they adopt the rape baby chrysalis spawned from shining armour
Stellar flare and firelight produce lustre dawn
Sunburst is gay but lives with starlight as friends, she does not watch him shower
Starlight bangs her students
Trixie vanished in the wilderness one day
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>>42887661
friendship isn't that evil to radiate such a thing...
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>>42887592
Realistically...
>Twilight
None
>Fluttershy
2 rabbit-pony hybrids
>Pinkie Pie
1 ???
>Rainbow Dash
1 foal shaped daki
>Rarity
13 fillies
>Applejack
25 colts and 1 filly
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>>42887613
>>42887617
>>42887691
Fuck off and die, Haber.
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>>42887592
>Applejack
Her dynasty has a legacy of having large amount of family members, plus being a farmer needing work force and always wanting to be up to family standards, she will definitely have 5 or more foals.

>Fluttershy
Being already used to care for a lot of different critters and very much loving it, I think she would definitely love being a mom and would want more foals especially after the first one. So most likely at least 4 if not more.

>Pinkie Pie
Despite her craziness she has a very good sense of awareness and responsibility. She would want to be a mom and also a good mom and knows her limits. I think no more than 2 foals.

>Rainbow Dash
It's definitely not her first priority to be a mom, but if the chance would come she wouldn't hesitate. She would focus all the attention and love in the world to that one foal. So no more than one.

>Rarity
Being romantic but always busy with her career, she would definitely have foals but no more than 2.

>Twilight
Her priority is and will always be studying magic, since she also has a past where she put everything aside for it, being a mother is definitely not her priority. I think no more than one foal if that happens.
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>>42887677
>Twilight would content herself with being the princess of merely friendship
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>>42887609
>starswirl
His cock doesn't even get hard anymore
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>>42888938
how would you know of such a thing
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>>42887592
They are the elements of harmony, they are not average ponies. Equestria also seems to have a lot more mares than stallions, so childless mares are probably more normal than childless stallions.
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>>42887677
>Her maternal instincts are already more than satisfied by her animals
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>>42889734
A stallion can impregnate more than one mare. A mare can't be pregnant with more than one stallion's foal at a time.
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>>42888708
>25 colts and 1 filly
Perseverance pays off I guess
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>>42889783
True, but we don't have evidence of polyamory as a widespread practice. When we do see families (rare) its always one mare and one stallion.



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