Why don't you have a marefriend Anon?
I'm too busy painting models.
>>42889704not real :(
>>42889704What are you asking me for? That's your job.
>>42889704>"HI CADANCE! I DRUGGED ANON AND TIED HIM UP IN THE BASEMENT! I'M HIS MAREFRIEND NOW!"
>>42889704>Sweats profusely thinking of my stallionfriend
>>42889704Slut
>>42889736>YOU WHAT?
>>42889744>anthro bodies>realistic hoovesIt's like he went out of his way to invent the worst possible way of drawing ponies.
>>42889746>"I was just following your advice, Cadance! It's what you did to Shining Armor, no?"
>>42889704Because I'm a hideous disfigured dysgenic mutated incel freak of nature
>>42889704bcuz mare arent real Condo
>>42889704Sorry, I was banging Stacy Thundercunt
>>42889704Because I have a marewife.
>>42889704I'm having a bit of trouble dealing with the not real aspect of the relationship.
can't mum said im not allowed
>>42889865
>>42889744>bipedal posture>hoersI hate this
>>42889704I'm poor and might have accidentally locked myself into NEETdom after I graduate which isn't great coltfriend material
>>42889704Because I'm shy, insecure, and lack confidence. Next question.
>>42889744What an absurd waste of time and talent. Look at how highly-detailed this is. It's a polished turd.
>>42889704Sorry i deepfried it. Can you give me another one?
>>42889704Horses have no rizz.
>>42889704>marefriendi have a marewife
>>42889704I can't rush Ponimalion and he can't rush perfection (my wife) so it's taking a while
>>42889744>Baron EngelAnd he does such good scenery art too.
>>42889744What the fuck is going on here? This guy has so much potential to be good but it's so godamn awful
>>42889704Because I am a selfish prick and I can't imagine sharing my shitty life with anyone else.
>>42889704because i have 2 life size plush
>>42889704I burnt so many bridges that it's impossible for me to properly stay connected with anyone
>>42889704idk why but mares just avoid me
Give up the tranny thingCut your fingernailsWash your hair twice a week with real shampoo and with water every dayMinoxidil on the chin and cheeksSee a dentistStart running a mile every dayThat'll fix you Anon, I guarantee you.
>>42890537You're british
>>42889704Mares in our world are giant beasts of burden. They are absolutely adorable and fantastic animal companions, but they do not have the mental or emotional depths to have fulfilling relations with.>>42889744I really appreciate the horsey designs but them being posed in such a humanoid/anthro way disgusts me.
>>42890540Almost forgot, start lifting and fix your diet
>>42890548lifting isn't necessary, as long as you're exercising in some way, Anon. But diet is essential. Eat plenty of veggies and substitute your soda for water. Also snack on fruits. Literally eat like a mare and you'll be good.
>>42890517Hey Zigger. I think you could be fren material.
>>42890586
>>42890590A bridge burnt is in the past, but a bridge built is for the future (and has no history).
>>42890598It's more of a problem with me being aware that I often just disconnect from others. When I try to retrospect my group of "friends" I see a pattern of >started ghosting because of X, Y and Zit's easy for me to start communication with anyone, I just find it difficult to continue talking afterwards or talking after doing some embarrassing
>>42890616some embarrassing bullshit
>>42890616Well, Anon, I can;t help you with your own decision to stop talking with people. But it often is a mistake to think that your presence is a burden or "cringe" on others. We are social beings, and talking with others, even those unexpected, is a pleasure. If you make your presence felt in your preferred social groups you will become irreplaceable and a delight to those in the group. That is to say, cringe is temporary, but the frens you choose to make are permanent. Talk in your Discord groups, and don;t worry about your cringe, because we are all cringe. Also come to Mare Fair.
>>42890627"detachments" related to spaghetti are not as big for me as others that I hadI can recall dozens of people that could be considered friends that I just drifted away from completely for no particular reasonno contacts saved, barely remember their names reallyATM my "social circle" consists of no more than 6 people thankfully this list excludes my family members, but even with them it's more of a "kinda talk once every three months" >Talk in your Discord groupsI don't have Discord had one, can write a long /r9k/-flavored post about it>Mare FairI'm not an American and I'm pretty sure that I'll never be allowed to enter the United States
>>42890627discord group? No offense but i don't think most anons would be interested. You might have an easier time inviting them to a mumble or teamspeak server some years ago when people weren't afraid of using their mics but i guess you can still like... Talk with them on the snowpity.com marechat or maybe invite him to some irc/ add him on xmpp
>>42890649Discord is just the default. But posting to any sort of chat where you can make contacts is good the same.
>>42889704It's because I'm unlovable, Cadance.
Man it feels great being an autist who prefers being alone.Friendship is fucking gay lmao.
>>42890616>>42890627>>42890641I've found two other anons in my area and only meet up every few months with them (with the third one being a ruralfag who hardly comes into the city anyway)I'm still friends with them, and had lots of fun with them. You don't need constant back/forth, just fun memories.
>>42889744Cursed art.
>>42889704Her owner objects. But don't worry, I shall persevere
>>42890540>>42890548Most bluepilled shit I saw on this board in many years.
>Waaah ablooo muh life sux>Kek brah just lift heavy thing (and all this other guy shit bro just hold frame and statistical outlier-maxx)
>>42889704Because you're married. And I'm not a homewrecker.
>>42889704Why would I?
>>42889704>marefriend*girlfrienddyewts.
>>42891387you don't have a heart?
>>42891393CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY CRAWWWWWWWLS
>>42891408-THESE FEELS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAUULLL
>>42891414True, I cauterized the hole. No substitution will fit in there.
>>42889708based
>>42889795You're not alone in that department, I'm ugly as shit, I guess that's why most of us are here.
Isn't r9k the board for wallowing in self pity-..oh wait nevermind, I see the horse in the OP. That makes it show related now.Carry on.
>>42891428How are you on the inside?
>>42891435>t. simp whose day is made when the girl behind the counter smiles at him
>>42891436I know people are going to make fun of me for saying this but, I feel like my sadness and loneliness is turning into anger/hatred, I'm not joking when I say I'd never made any friends during my childhood which is why I love this show so much it gives me a since of hope the part that I'm missing. But yeah, that's how I am on the inside.
>>42891440>Haha nice thread, where are the horses?>"W-Why don't you go kiss GIRLS, loser!"
>>42891436What's on the inside literally doesn't matter.
>>42891456I'm not going to make fun of you. You didn't deserve this, nobody deserves this treatment for something that was completely out of their control. May this world burn.
>>42891440My day is made when a mare behind the screen smiles at me.
>>42891458I see reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.
>>42891480Hilarious how you dyslexic peons never let go of that one.Enjoy your tfw no gf pity party thread.
>>42889704I hope G6 has incel ponies
>>42891482>dyslexicPot, meet kettle. You can't even read.
>>42891488And a durka durka dot dot to as well, m'saar.*Flush*
>>42891493>to as well
>>42891463Thank you for the condolences that means a lot to me.
>>42889704I ain't gotta explain shit to you.
>>42891456Exactly the same here, I made one good friend in high school who I maybe see twice a year. I'm introverted but as I've gotten older I look back on my 20's as a waste of my life. I'm 31 now and never looked or felt better but on the inside I'm dead, I have no one, the closest thing to friends I have are guys I met at marefair who are in a time zone opposite to mine. I have enough tism that I don't connect with normies but not enough to connect with autists. Unironically the only thing that brings me happiness anymore is mares, /mlp/ and gym, I work as much overtime as possible to escape the reality of my loneliness. Watch out for the anger anon, it creeps up on you I got suspended from work for getting into a fight at a gas pump 5 months back.
>>42891547>*Normalfag gets inconvenienced once*>"Oh woe is me, I am truly dead on the inside."
>>42890540>just wash up and GF will appear from thin air.Yes, those things listed have good chance of making your life better overall, but it's cruel to imply they get you any closer of finding company.
>>42889704Do I really need to explain you what a loser is
Hi r/incels sure am glad I'm among friends and like minds here.
>>42891465^:)
>>42891555What? In what way is he a normalfag? He literally says he has no friends or company. To be a normalfag, at the very LEAST you need to have a girlfriend/wife or be single but bluepilled enough to believe hard work will get you one, and you need real-life friends. If you don't have either AND are into a societal-standing-destroying hobby like ponies you are far from a normalfag.
>>42889744I guess ponies are not allowed on this board.
>>42889704>Why don't you have a marefriend Anon?What do you mean? I just fucked you yesterday when your husband was conducting a parade.
>>42890537wow she is so pretty!
>>42891440one time a girl said i look good 4 years ago and im still riding on that.
>>42889704Because I don't want to be married
>>42889704>Pink god-pony is talking to anon>Anon is husbando>Want to confront her like the marely mare i am not>She says that I'd be a good match for Anon>Mumble out a "y-you too">Spaghetti flies out of my saddlebag>Starts crying
>>42891547Interesting that are lives can be so similar, although I'm not as old guard as you. And the reason why it took me 5 hours to reply is, I was at muh church even though only Celestia is real.
>>42891456>oh hi anon >...>I was just wondering >uhmm if you dont mind me asking that is>why did you buy a gun and check out floorplans for the town hall
>>42892317It's not true! It's bullshit! I did naht. Oh, hi, Fluttershy.
>>42892283>churchSo you're a religionfag, meeting people should be easy for you. Don't leave it late anon, shit gets more difficult as you get older.
>>42889704Because IRL women are my thing.
>>42892351My parents make me come to church with them.
>>42892399gay>>42892402how old are you?
>>42892317Oh, no reason flutters.
>>42892351only old women and whores go to church.
>>42892404Ah yes, because being attracted to women is apparently “gay.” Makes total sense.
>>42889704Because I don't deserve one.
>>42892465Consult the chart newfag.
>>42889704because I have a marewife candyassnow fuck off
>>42892317You know funny thing is people tell me I look like a school shooter, ever since I hit puberty my live has been a living hell I mean it was shit before but now I'll just get random mean comments from strangers and woman fuck woman have bullied me the most guys just distance them self away from me and associate or let me come out with to partys and shit and dont say oh well thats your own god damn fault NO! Cuz don't let the weird kid come along oh fucking no.
>>42892480So have you ordered your AR15 yet?
>>42892482Kek maybe soon.
>>42892480there was a joke year book at school.i was the winner of most likely to shoot up the school, die a virgin and ugliest boy awards.stuff like random people being mean happen to me too.
>>42890537Is this guy 5' or is that guy behind him a giant?>>42890540>MinoxidilDon't.That shit killed my libido I stopped using it 20 months ago and Im still fucked
>>42892505But it's not random, they target us because we're ugly and meek they know for a fact that it's ok to put us down no matter what I say or do, and I'll crawl back into my cave defeated watching my little pony as a cope.
>>42890513Are those eggs?
>>42892517i retaliated once and got put in jail
>>42892583Yup cause God forbid a sub5 fights back for he's dignity. Sorry to hear that you got locked up for what Im sure was a much needed retaliation against these injustices.
>>42892583>>42892617I don't mean to interrupt your cute little unfuckable solidarity moment, but please consider posting ponies.
>>42889704I'll give an honest answer. I have a "flat affect" where my face is devoid of expression and my voice is monotone most of the time. Women either get uncomfortable and avoid me altogether, laugh at my expense, or they take pity and start treating me like a lost puppy. The latter two get me plenty of attention from women, but it's not the kind that stems from attraction. On top of that, I'm chronically ill, have low libido and little energy, so my desire to chase women is nonexistent. I'm also below average in looks and I'm poor, so even if I wanted a girlfriend, I'd have little chance of getting one.
>>42892651I'm sorry anon. Not for the girlfriend part, but for the rest. It really sucks to live with chronic debilitating illness.
Bump
>>42892482Go big or go homeM249 or bust
>>42889795based me too
>>42889704fuck you cant dance, im playing dress up with swibbles
>>42889704I do! she's just out of town this week.
>>42892694Thanks, anon.
>>42889704Because I'm over here, and the mares are over there.
>>42891465
I'm tired of getting hurt, Cadence. I'm tired of having a big dumb heart that wants to believe in the best in people
>>42893828>"PUSSY!"
>>42892551They been busy
>>42893839Thanks for trying, Chrissy. I'm sorry for trying to fill your leg holes with cement
>>42892047She's so special, I want to protect her smile>>42893828>going after nohoovesYou only have yourself to blame
>>42892475according to this chart, being attracted to stallions on average is less gay then being attracted to mares?
>>42893886>on average eating is more lethal than drinking
>>42889704Miscegenation is immoral.
>>42889704Because I'm a fucking autist and can't flirt to save my life
>>42889704Wish you and all the other mares would just leave me alone here in my cave. Can't you see I'm busy drawing a new picture on the wall here?
/ml9p/ - PONY9001
>>42894584sounds like an alternative timeline where /pol/ were the ones without an April Fools' event
>>42894535Same, I just do not understand it, and of course no girl would ever show interest in me on their own accord. It's also impossible to find one that is single and that cares about MLP.
>>42889704Because I am fucking your husband when you are out.
>>42894535>>42894606there is nothing to understand, you autists just think too much. stop trying to come up with social strategies, shut off your mind, and you'll learn by doing. and when you mess up (you will) you'll have a little more experience for next time. everyone had to mess up in order to learn, it's just that while everyone else was messing up, doing retarded things as kids, and learning from it, you were thrown off track and never went through the coming of age rituals everyone else did. that's why you're fucked. and the only way to get out of it is to go through the cringe socialization attempts you tried to avoid in grade school.
>>42894633Women aren't worth the effort.
>>42894633All of that flirting shit just seems damn weird to me. Even if I could shut off my mind I don't want to feel like some creep. And who the hell would I even try this on anyway?
>>42894644Nothing is stopping you from trying it on your fellow anons ITT.
>>42894647I'm not a homosexual though. Talking to guys in such a way doesn't make it easier to talk to women.
>>42894644It is weird if you have no experience talking to women. You're moving too fast. Focus on actually being nice and making friends first. Only guys who have years of experience doing that are able to get laid the night they meet someone new. They don't use strategies, they just "know" how to do it. It comes from a long time of getting experience in knowing what works on women and what doesn't. You absolutely cannot compare yourself to them.
>>42894633Working out at the gym this evening a women asked me for help setting up a machine (it was an obvious icebreaker and she wanted me to flirt/chat), I didn't know what to do, I just politely helped her and went back to the bench press. I could sense her disappointment.
the comments on this image are relevant to this threadhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3456991
>>42889704I've always been a bit weird, might be generic awkwardness/autism of some far-flung consequence of bullying when I was young. At uni I lived with my parents and never joined a student association, ditching that natural avenue. None of my hobbies have a female percentage ratio of more than 5%. Due to lack of socializing with girls I overthink and suspect no girl in her right mind would appreciate being flirted with by me let alone get into a relation with. As a default I never feel like I would be right to show romantic feelings, like it would be creepy at best and a life-ruining faux pas at worst. Not that it matters, I don't know where I could meet my type anyway. I guess I'll force myself into some new hobbies next year or something. I don't think I'm doomed yet but it's an uphill battle and I definitely see what kind of impending disaster this is for the current generation. I'll need your help, Candyass.
>>42894841I relate a lot to that statement I don't want to be to romantic towards because I'd know women would see me as a weird creep.
This isn’t meant to be a brag, but I found a marefriend myself after many many years of spaghetti and loneliness. And she’s just as autistic and weird as me. There is hope, anons. Don’t give up. You too can have a marefriend who dresses as your waifu for your birthday and goes to cons with you and wants plushies of both your OCs. It’s possible. They’re out there.
>>42895060Kill yourself posthaste. I hope your hole dies painfully.
>>42890537The fucking nails get me. I cannot understand why people cant keep their fucking nails trimmed and clean.
>>42895064
>>42895078It's a cultural thing, Mr. Burger King.
>>42890537https://files.catbox.moe/i8ygg2.mp3
>>42894752Holy fucking basedKudos to my volcel gymbro. You keep doing you.
>>42895060>making LS plushies of each others OCs, swapping them with each other, and having them get together when we go to consThis is the kind of autism I want in my life.
>>42895085The thread isn't for you to blog about your 3d hole faggot. Go hang yourself.
>>42895078They/Them/TheirThat's why
>>42892551You have to eat all of them
>>42895723Do not
>>42895167I’m starting to understand why you’re in this thread, anon. Best of luck to you.
>>42896676I don't understand why you're in this thread, poser. Go get hit by a bus.
>>42896441You have, no questions asked.
>>42895060>And she’s just as autistic and weird as me. >There is hope, anons. Don’t give up.the number if autistic females in our community is limitedsone of us WILL fail>who dresses as your waifuwho is your waifu
>>42897479>ifof>sonesomeI should really stop phonefagging>>42895060>OCsI find male OCs cringegreen anon FTW
>>42897481>I find male OCs cringeYours can be female if you want.
>>42895167based anon.
>>42897540
>abloobloo tfw no gf :(((Posting about 3dpd here should earn a ban. Fucking normalfags and failed normalfags.
