If a *real* pony made it to Equestria, what would be its fate? Mental patient? Lab specimen? Ambassador?
>>42894331Prostitute.
>>42894331id like to believe they would treat her wellprobably keep her in sweet apple acres with the cows and pigs being as her communication would more than likely be non verbalforgot where i read it but someone once described horses as having intelligence and emotion enough to interact with other animals on a higher level but something is missing behind their eyes almost like some part of their mind that interacts and perceives their world is robotic or android like
>>42894331It becomes a faceless, green skinned human.
>>42894331Refugee.
>>42894464it's the horse autism
>>42894331uhh I would rape it I guess...
>>42894464>forgot where i read it but someone once described horses as having intelligence and emotion enough to interact with other animals on a higher level but something is missing behind their eyes >almost like some part of their mind that interacts and perceives their world is robotic or android likeCompared to what species?
>>42894476humans ofc
>>42894475what if the pony consents though?
>>42894331It would be the equivalent of a chimp to them.
>>42894490Then I'd immediately stop raping that pony and shake her hoof, she's smart enough to fight the metaphysical battle, if she consents, then I can't rape her. This is really the Exodia of rape, if you consent while your rapist is ravaging your asshole, then suddenly he loses.This is what I mean by metaphysical battle.
>>42894496I don't understand they already have their equivalent of chimps.
>>42894331>Mental patient? Lab specimen? Ambassador?All of the above.
>>42894482So smarter than other animals but not as smart as humans?
>>42894498harsh but fair.
>>42894500>And take all you shiny thingsWhat did they mean by this?
>>42894331Derpy's chess sparing partner
>>42894331Most realistically, it would starve to death, due to being of a completely separate tree of life, thus no Equestrian food would be biologically compatible.But asides from that, mlp ponies are not earth equines, or related to them in any way. And they don't look like them in any way besides an extremely abstract resemblance. An earth equine would be seen as some random unknown animal, and it would not even be remotely mistaken for being a sentient creature.
>>42894558I'm fine with ponies being too ayylmao to be considered equine/view equines as something similar to them, but>thus no Equestrian food would be biologically compatiblesounds retarded. Is Equestrian biosphere non-carbon?
>>42894573Being carbon based does not mean biologically compatible. There are so many specific details that would need to match exactly to make the food edible. For example if Equestrian life used L-glucose instead of R-glucose you would not be able to digest any sugars.
>>42894558getting projected into two dimensions would be immediately fatal for any three-dimensional being if you're going for "realism"
>>42894331It'd be seen as a deformed, hyper Autistic pony that was abandoned by its caretaker.
>>42894331>>42894558Yea. Earth horses and ponies would more or less be the like introducing a normal human to an early hominid. Sure it's the same as you on a base biological level, but there's obviously a few million years evolution difference, and they're more or less animals as opposed to a civilized creature. It would probably be uncanny valley as fuck too. Human would almost certainly be more appealing due to looking less animalistic in nature.
>>42894693Forgot image
>>42894696I hear there's still people who look like this living in Australia.
>>42894693It would be more comparable to a humanoid alien.Earth equines have exactly zero biological similarity to mlp ponies. Aside from the fact that they have hooves and 4 legs.
>>42894827>Aside from the fact that they have hooves and 4 legs.they also have tails and manes
>>42894703of course there is, not every brit mixed with the natives
